>You see this watch? That watch costs more than Your car.how do you respond without sounding mad
rob him I suppose
>>220503021Does it fold out into a car?
>>220503021I would listen.
>>220503021pull my 8 inch cock out
>>220503021but... I don't have a car
>>220503021You're not very good with your money.
>>220503021Is it German?
>>220503021I would duck for cover immediately
>>220503021>that watch costs more than your caris that even true though? that's like an $8k watch
>>220503021I'LL KILL YOU YOU DUMB FAGGOT I'M NOT MAD I WONT RELAX YOUR DEAD NIGGERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220503171geg>>220503130ok then it costs more than your E-Scooter>>220503178it's gold doughso clearly it must be very, very expensive
>>22050317815-18k the internet said
>>220503021Pull out Glock, take watch
>>220503067cool it with the racism, tom!
>>220503021My car was 100$, so obviously yes.
>>220503021Steal his car, now it’s mine. I doubt his watch costs more than my car.
>>220503021Small dick energy my dude, the pair of brass balls is also cringe btw
>>220503021My car can drive me places and I can look up in public and find out the time in 5 seconds
RichChad here (pic related just a fraction of my power)I've flexed money on people before (would never do it unprovoked tho) and the only reason this sort of thing is so effective is because it rattles people so much.There is no serious winning response to it, you just need to change the subject or come out with total bullshit. Say you're going to fuck their sister, claim to be a multimillionaire and say they're broke, etc.
I'd show him my Casio F-91W and whisper:>Mine tells better time
>>220503365sneed
>>220503397jej he thinks that's a lot
>>220503021Whats your watchs towing capacity?
>>220503209I ain't got not e scooter
>>220503021Can I have it? >NoOkay, I didn't really want it anyway
>>220503230Yeah when adjusted for inflationIt's a mid-tier watch especially for someone of his salary
>>220503414Liquid millionaire in mid twenties is ultra rare. Met one other person whose done it and I'm surrounded by posh privileged people.
>>220503397lmaothirdie spottetimagine bragging with 516 fucking dollarsLOL
>>220503414let's see yours
>>220503468>>220503472
>>220503397all that money and bro cant afford a charger for his phone.
>>220503021Looks like you bought it off a flea market.
>>220503021this casio saved me more money than your car, hire me and I can catch you before you make decisions like that again, you'll make back what you pay me in a week
>>220503021>Where you buy for so much? I could get for you much cheaper saar
>>220503472I'm basically monk-poor and even I know 500K is nothing to flex about jejejej
>>220503556JEJ
>>220503021>flashes a gaudy piece of shit only other low class people would be impressed byNiggers like that are usually broke as a joke, spending all their money on appearance and status symbols.
>>220503021"ok"
>>220503021My car? Wow that watch sure is worth a lot! Congrats! I hope one day I will be able to have enough money to afford such a luxury. I probably won't be working at this place though, it's tough to make money when the FUCKING LEADS ARE WEAK
Id shit my pants and watch as the smell hits his nostrils and he inhales my poop particles. Id then tell him the smell he is currently inhaling is from my ass. Id explain quantum mechanically how he now has my shit particles in his body and that theyve given or taken an electron from nearby particles cementing themselves inside his body, becoming part of him if you will.
>>220503071He drives an 800k BMW while you drive a Hyundai
>>220503021We live in New York why would I have a car, are you seriously wasting 2 hours a day in traffic? Just take the subway.
>>220503414>>220503365>>220503659Whered you go moneybagsCan't post your wealth because it's in daddies accounts?
>>220503899>because it's in daddies accountyesproblem?
>>220503067Cruise definitely never said that, I don't even have to check
>>220503021I don’t own a car
>>220503098Thread ended here.
>>220504058You aren't rich thenYou dad ain't dead it ain't your moneyI'm not rich because I'll get a promotion that'll make me rich in 10 years
>>220504707>You aren't rich thenrich enough to afford a 4chan passcan YOU afford a 4chan pass?
>>220503098>it has a more expensive watch around it
>>220504783With financial acumen and investment smarts like that you are going end up a brokie like the rest of us
>>220503021I bet my car gets more miles to the gallon.
>>220503467>liquidwho gives a fuck, call me when your money exists
>>220504783>You see this 4chan pass?It's worth more than your entire shitposting history
>>220503021I don't have a car. So it's worth 0.01 eurodollar? Wow you must be rich AND have a huge cock.
>>220503021>I can't tell time
>>220503021>That's really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
>>220503021Seems wasteful to me, but hey everybody's different right?
>>220503098
>>220503021I don't have a car.
>SOVLLESS
>>220503209>E-ScooterIt's a motorcycle.
>>220503021Do you really need a little toy on your wrist to tell you what time it is? That's sad. I check the time once when I rise in the morning, and simply count the seconds for the rest of the day. It's easy enough, you should try it.
Holy shit he actually did it
>>220504783Cool jokes man. Still doesn't make you not broke wagie
>>220503067part and parcel of living in a city, tom.
>>220505250no anonWITHOUT sounding mad
>>220503021>how do you respond without sounding mad
See this watch. Its extremely affordable
>>220505422>person offers you a job>you kill himdo noggers really?
>>220505486>>220505227if only the backlight wasn't so shit
>>220505520I replaced mine with a red led, and inverted the display. Shit was so cash
>>220503021Reach my fingers down my throat and projectile vomit all over his gay watch
>>220503098based
>>220503098Is it already hard, or an 8 inch flapper?
>>220505547i plan on doing something like this with mine too once the battery runs dryfor now I want to keep it water proof
>>220505422Is there a worse category of people than bouncers?
>>220505631child rapists?
>>220505618Since its the display and the polarizer to invert, I just assumed it was no longer waterproof and had a second one to swap the polazier and screen over if it died. That part isn't really damaged by water. Just replace the whatsmacallit, the...uh, module?
>>220503021Literally got away with murder/manslaughter
>>220503021hi
>>220503098he then whips out a 9 incher. what now?
>>220503021i don't have a car
>>220503315Jack wiped tears of cringe during that scene and they kept it in the movie lol
>>220503021i wouldnt reply, i would listen and thats what none of those crybaby faggots did despite mitch and murrys compassion and generosity
>>220505764start pissing on him
>>220503021Nuh uh!
>>220503178My car cost me 5000 in 2020
>>220505764We frot
>>220503021>*pull out gun*Watch this!
>>220503021>why do you think I care?but you need an insane amount of self-assuredness to pull it off. If you look even slightly like you're full of shit it comes off as cope.
>>220506063>Pathetic! My watch costs more than that gun!
>>220505631>Is there a worse category of people than bouncers?Most of the bouncers I've met have been good people genuinely interested in keeping people safe. Don't let a few bad eggs spoil the bunch.
>>220506186imagine this long ass text and at the bottom it says>ps: i raped you :)
>>220506211Nah it needs to fit the format>Why is my anus sore?
>>220506251yea you are righteven better
>>220506211That's not funny, that's just being cruel.
>>220506186>come home>everything gone>dog raped
>>220506186
>>220503021I wouldn't have known that if you didn't tell me. It just looks like a regular watch. But if it makes you happy then I'm sure it was worth every penny.
>>220503021I don’t care about watches or cars
>>220503021>Why would you spend so much on a thing that you have to TELL me costs so much? Why not buy a car? That's functional.
>why
>>220503021>ok
>>220503021I don't own a car, so fair assessment.
>>220503021>You see this gun? It's filled with blanks, verified by the best gun expert in the world.>shoot him
>>220503021>my Camry will outlive you.
>>220505764think of Kirsten Dunst's wet nipples and become diamonds, pushing my penis size to 9.5 inches
>Okay?>*then shrug, incredulous and confused The only way to play this game is not to play. If he tries to pursue it further, he'll seem incredibly insecure.
>>220503021"Accidentally" shoot him.
>>220503021You see this car? This car costs less than your watch.
>>220503021Why do uncs care so much about tacky watches when your phone has a clock?
>>220503472
>>220503021>see this gun?>this gun costs less then your cufflinksBANG
>>220503021
>>220503021I don't own a car, Mr. Baldwin. Now stop swinging that gun around.
>>220509323kek
>>220506186Why the would you take the clothes off? That's weird. Unless it was just a hoodie or coat or something, even covered in puke, I'd rather they just leave them on.Also the not being printed is fuckin weird too. If it were a handwritten note that'd be normal.
>>220503021Please don't shoot me.
>>220503021You see this watch? It also costs more than my car.
>>220505764"Why the fuck are you hard, pal? You queer or something?"
>>220505631Yeah the people they bounce
>>220503021I ride the bus...
>>220503021I don’t have a car.
>>220503021>how do you respond without sounding madHow much money is that watch making you? You've put $30,000 into a depreciating asset and all it does is tell time. My car gets me to work, it lets me make money. You could have invested that $30,000.
>>220503021I am only envious of people who have better artistic ability than I do.Material goods mean nothing to me.
>>220503021>You see this watch? That watch costs more than Your car.ok.>Walk away
>>220503021Ask him "Do you have the time?" every twenty minutes because I assume he wants me to show the watch a lot
>>220503021I'll piss on your grave old man, seethe
>>220503021What is the purpose of paying so much for a watch?
>>220509323
>>220503021I would violently rape him to assert my dominance.
>>220509795Some of them actually keep their value pretty well. A collectible Rolex will retain its value better than the cash in your wallet which is constantly losing value due to inflation.
>>220503021>Nice, watch, looks remarkable, Id wish I knew more about watches so I could fully grasp how remarkable it is.
>>220503021Es un reloj bonitito pendejo, pero mi Swatch de edición limitada de Los Simpson es mejor.
>>220509404>Hour>MinuteThen what's the third one supposed to be? WHAT IS IT, DORA?
He don't want you to have this watch, he wants to come back there and squash your head
>>220503021>unleash pathetic, effeminate moan in submission >he gets turned on and takes me out to dinner because he wants to fuck me>I don't put out but we frot, rub nips, and make out a little bit, snuggling after we both cum>I steal the watch while he's asleep and drive away in my car he insulted
>>220503021>Oh yeah, can your watch go vroom vrooom vroooooom eeeerrrr vrooomm>[continue car noises until he leaves the building]
>>220503067>in declinelondon has always been a shithole
>>220503021 "oh, thats a fake, you got scammed"and then list a bunch of details about the watch and what the REAL watch is supposed to look like instead, because my dad is a watchmakerat that point, he has to pull out a certificate of authenticity or call up the shop he bought it from, but at that point, ive already won, ive wasted his time, ive gotten under his skinand my dad isnt even a watchmaker
>>220503021I tell him he's the inferior Baldwin
>>220504906My shitposting history is worth nothing. I did it all for free.
>>220505547You can do that?
>>220504820no. see the reason for it, is that he's going to beat him to death with the meat club
>>220503021He's just a hack himself. Hired by the dumb real estate company as a motivational speaker. One of the guys says, "Hey, I know you. What's your name?" Probably because he's heard of or even seen this hack before. Just some empty suit that can talk tough and project some authority but he's just as much a loser as any of the assholes in that office.
>>220503021Yeah, well, never in a drunken stupor have I shot and killed anyone and then took no responsibility for my actions but instead weaseled my way out by using my millions of dollars on lawyers who blamed the whole thing on a young lady who had no financial ability to fight back.How do you sleep at night, Alec?
>>220503021tried to watch this with my grandma. she's very nearly bedridden and all she had been reading the play. she was disgusted. she acted about how 'alex' must have wanted to act in a clockwork orange. she talked over it and did her best to pretend it was not on, even after she had identified it. she has dementia and rejects almost everything.
>>220503021>I don't drive>I prefer to skateboard
>>220503021Seeing that I'm suppose to be Ed Harris, I'll point out the very expensive watch to the members of the jogger American community who are nearby
>>220503021>kind of a waste of money dude
This scene really left an impact on me. Imagine not being able to convince a pig it can fly so your boss sends a younger guy who tells fish they can swim to tell you how its done and how successful he is. Like your a designated loser, you exist only so some guy can talk down to you, be made fun of and be told NO. Its complete insanity to continue working there.
>>220510320Month
whats the best way to escape the car jew?
>>220503790My girlfriend drives a Hyundai. Does he have a tight fuckable pussy?
>>220503021he murders for fun so I aint gonna mess with bald
>>220509639This.
>>220506211The>Where is my...>clothing I threw up on?Implies that the person who left this note has undressed heavily intoxicated people before. Even in the best of circumstances that's tap-dancing on the edge of legality.Doing all this shit is more moral than leaving someone laying drunk in the street to be robbed or worse, but I don't think it's worth the risk. Unless this dude has a bodycam and continuous CCTV footage from the bar/club he works at to every room of his house, he could have his life ruined by one ungrateful drunk bitch. The kind of mega-bitch that would be abandoned by her friends blackout drunk on a night out.
>>220509379>If it were a handwritten note that'd be normal.I feel like the implication here is that this shit happens often enough that he has a pre-made note ready to go and laminated for this situation.It seems like he has a whole routine. This is definitely not this guy's first rodeo.Personally I would rather dry out in jail and eat the public intoxication charge than wake up in some random dude's apartment.
>>220503021>how do you respond without sounding madno matter the situation, fart
>>220509323>You see this G18?>It costs more than your tacticool AR
>>220503021No it doesn't
>>220503021Bitch please.
>>220503021Here's my collection.
>>220503021"Do you understand why it's expensive or just that it's expensive?"
>>220509728>depreciating assetthat watch (gold DJ 36?) and many others actually hold their value and even appreciate over time if you take care of them and know which ones to buy.
>>220511343It's a criminal organisation
>>220503067
>>220512783I live in the city centre of a city with 190,000 inhabitants (in Poland). I go to most places by foot. Take the <200k city pill.
>>220503021I would tell him to never relax.
>>220514710There should be a thread for fake movie posters like this.
>>220503414Half a million is more than enough for a single man to retire on assuming you collect dividends each month and live frugally. Most people just live beyond their means and have no concept of how much money you actually need to survive without work, also most are in literal debt so half a million is very impressive.
>>220503178>In 1992, a new 18k yellow gold Rolex Day-Date "President" (reference 18238) generally retailed for approximately $8,500 to $12,000 USD.It's quite likely their cars cost more than the watch, unless they were second hand beaters.
>>220514689Meant to say DD, not DJ
>>220503021Do you see my watch? It cost about a hundred bucks, it was gift from my mother 20 years ago and tells time just as well as yours, and my car is more useful than your watch.
>>220514945Yeah. Rolexes are more expensive on the secondary market than through Rolex due to artificial scarcity.
>>220509728>>220514689Yeah. I don't understand it, but anyone who knows the slightest thing about expensive watches knows that they can be very stable investments if you're a discerning buyer
>>220503021I invest my money, not carry it around on me.
>>220516375>artificial scarcityThere are literally more rolexes out there than every other luxury watch brands combined lmao. Only an uneducated fool thinks someone owning a Rolex is a flex
>>220503067I looked that up and came across the reddit for the uk... yikes. Literally people living in another reality and excusing crime as long as its done by browns (I'm brown).I have no words for how cucked redditors are.Jesus
>>220516500>I'm brownThis is 4chan brother, we're all brown
>>220516408Go into a Rolex store and try to buy a watch. Tell us what happens.
>>220503021I would point a loaded gun at him and pull the trigger
>>220516535That's a dumb argument. You can literally walk into a reseller and get a 2025/26 with card no problem. Which is essentially the same thing except you get to choose from a wide range. Have you tried buying a couch lately? They will back order it and you will get it 6 months from now, or they will just cancel your order. Guess that means owning a couch in 2026 is a massive flex huh?
>>220503067Oh so the story is a Bucherer/Rolex store in Knightsbridge was robbed, not a Rolex stolen from Tom Cruise in a burglary. And then an unnamed "source close to" Tom Cruise told The Daily Mail that Cruise was leaving London because he no longer felt safe.>>220516500In this case, these are the three individuals charged with the robbery:>Dean Dinan, 29, of Islington, Elliot Campbell, 31, of Islington, and Dyllan Gowie, 27, of Tower HamletsDo you have any reason to believe they are brown? I found an image of Dinan and he doesn't look it to me, looks more Oirish (and Dinan is a paddy name, as is Gowie)
>>220516566So what you’re saying is you cannot go into a Rolex store and just buy a watch?
>>220503021it's a 16 year old camry that's not very impressive
>lol i ride the bus, dude
>>220505764Well congratulations you just moved the goal post proving that having a large or penis is a bigger mog than being wealthy.
>>220513192>Personally I would rather dry out in jail and eat the public intoxication charge than wake up in some random dude's apartment.No but for real. Imagine getting saved by some broke loser. If he had a house it would be a different story. But only if it's a nice house.
>>220509427>this is a HARD job for HARD men
>>220503365You're a joke man. You can't rattle me. I listen to the 2000 year old wisdom like "it is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to the kingdom of heaven" And you are not going to be able to take any of that money with you where you're going.
>>220518175Spoiler: we're not going anywhere beyond death
>>220514715>I live in the city centre of a city with 190,000 inhabitants (in Poland). I go to most places by foot. Take the <200k city pill.How are you going to escape in the Russians or Germans invade again
>>220503021I wear a casio and invest the difference into stocks and shares because a watch for me just needs to tell the time and not look unprofessional.
>>220518508Typical Amerimutt comment, knows nothing except WWII.
>>220503790>800k BMWno one is paying that much for a mid-range brand
Cars and jewelry are for faggots. I drive a truck.
>>220503021>Hold up my Casio A158WAReally? I only paid $30.
>haha that's cool, man. that's a nice watch
>>220504783>2025KWAB
