working construction actually fuckin sucks
all he wanted was to work outside
>>220503053>all he wanted was to work outsideThat shit sucks
>>220503024>saar why is that benchod not happy being workings in a cubicle
>>220503024If you can't handle the banter then stay off the job site and stay in your cubicle at your adult daycare job while real men do actual work.
>>220503116oh yeah smart guy? then explain models doing photoshoots on the beach, they look like theyre having fun
Only liberal sissies think construction is bad. Sure I’ve destroyed my knees and back and I’m on pills, but at least I’ve owned the libs
>>220503155They're paid to look like they're having fun. In reality, they're shooting in the middle of winter to make sure the ad can be completed a few months ahead of the summer swimsuit season.
>>220503148i like the banter with all the ex-con coworkersi dont like waking up at 430am and being sore and injured all the time
the thing is it's more rewarding to see a bridge or edifice and think about how you had a role in building it than just hearing about how your company is now worth more money but you're not getting anything extra
>>220503148LMAO there is something fucking weird about repressed "straight" boomers like this, I've seen so much shit like this. 2 of our bosses are unmarried single guys, so a lot of the boomer workers joke they must be gay. Recently my one boomer coworker was going off about it and was like "HAHA COULD YOU IMAGINE THOSE QUEERS TOGETHER IN THE OFFICE WHEN WE'RE NOT AROUND?? THEY'RE PROBABLY LIKE *GLUK* *GLUK* *GLUK* *GACK* *GACK* *GACK" and he starts miming the most graphic blowjob with sound effects and the fucking double twist hands motion for WAY too long while the other boomers are all laughing their asses off and I'm just like "heh... good one" and he keeps fucking going
>>220503211>its winter in Bora Boraoh geez must be freezing
>>220503293>pulls out tape measure>extends it toward your chin>yuuuuuppppp urrr about 24" away from being a cock sucker
>>220503350that would make me laugh at work
>>220503053He could’ve become a park ranger.
>>220503293weird one to me is the guys who look at porn on their phone during their entire break
>>220503358How about after the 20th time hearing it?
>>220503358Better close ur mouth before i put sumthing innit
>>220503024Mike Judge really made 250k a year in the 80s working as a programmer and this was his takeaway
>>220503479Mike Judge can do whatever the fuck he wants even if it's bitch about offices, he earned that shit
>>220503024Working generally sucks that's why they have to pay you
>>220503148this isn't banter
>>220503552This. Switched back and forth between inside and outside jobs, thinking the grass would be greener. Pros and cins to everything. Working sucks. I even hated working for myself. Selling weed and getting high all day was p cool from whst i hear. But that had a shitload of cons too.
>Work in the office 5 days a week>Had a taste of freedom with Covid, forced to RTO>Realize how much of my day is "looking busy" while doing absolutely nothing of value>Only way to get promotions is playing the political game and prioritizing work over your personal life>corporate speak is everywhere, value to shareholders is the only thing that matters.Fuck me, I can see why he wanted to go out and become a construction worker. You literally produce shit when you work in a office setting, that piece of software is going to be forgotten about in 2 years, it's all so fucking trivial.Also, I work in gaming and having to work on a slop product that's designed to maximize profits at the cost of the playerbase hating you is so soul-draining.Fuck the 9-5 corporate lifestyle.
>>220503415>He could’ve become a park ranger.It ain't that fuckin easyYou don't just walk onto a job as a park ranger
>>220503415>>220504100I follow a group for people with wikdlife degrees and such. You need to be fune with part time work, intern work for years in hopes to get a real job. Highly sought after. Too many people with the same degrees.
>>220503155They are on coke
>>220503155They're not really working
>>220503552they only pay you so they can pay themselves with the taxes
>>220504219then people should do coke at jobs they hate>>220504222>show up to a location to perform an activity for payment >not workingalright bro
>>220503552Cope from someone who didn't get to work their dream career
>>220503148What a fucking faggot. "Just bantz bro" Yeah right
They never should've cut the original ending where the site foreman acts just like Lumbergh.
>>220503024my 19 yr old nieces 20 yr old bf has a job on a road crew. started at $40/hour to turn a sign for 11 hours.
>>220504301What do you do for a living?
>>220504301There's no "dream career." Whatever you imagine to be amazing is going to suck.
I move boxes back and forth for $20 an hour and I’m not a teenager.
>>220504375*I’m only part-time though which is why I don’t have much of a problem with it.
>>220504328professional rapist
>>220504323Dangerous job. They get killed by distracted/drunk drivers all the time. Plus its just boring and mind numbing as fuck
physical labor is way more satisfying than deskwork, it just pays worse
>>220504323>$40/hour Either didnt happen, was a special case of prevailing wage/government job, he was bragging about his OT wage (see 11 hours a day)
Im an estimator for a general contractor. Decided to quit the field after having to deal with retarded spics and rednecks all day everyday. Working class people are fucking morons
>>220504528If only I could just wear headphones at my job. No reason I can’t just be tapped on my shoulder if they need to speak to me which they rarely do.
>There's no "dream career." Whatever you imagine to be amazing is going to suck.
>>220503024when you work with people that spent 3 years in jail for drug related charges........thats all you know about how society really thinks of you. you may not be a recovering meth head. but we expect you to work with them.
>>220504328NEET
>>220504608
>>220503148The ass eating is not even funny. You literally put your mouth on his shit stained jeans.
>>220503415>>220503415I thought this too but it turns out to be a park ranger for a real park (not some inner-suburb playground) you need>Bachelor's degree in forestry or conservation or related field>Master's degree preferred >4+ years experience in forestry >2+ years experience in management
>>220504608i don't really feel like jobs suck. time passes regardless, what was i gonna do with those eight hours anyway? scroll twitter or some shit? might as well go build something and get paid
>>220504301Sucking cocks behind your local 7/11 isn't what I'd consider a dream career anon.
>>220504677boomers really built the gayest hiring process
>>220504617Crazy thing is this is how people are viewed who build our infrastructure and keep things running are viewed this way. You probably need to pay people with actual skills to do things you cannot do, and view yourself more highly though your job is likely useless in comparison.
>>220504214Not something you think about but that's interesting
>>220504692Well what are you interested in?
>>220504709Because they're easily replaceable.
>>220504723nothing
>>220504422That's what I thought you dumb fuck lmao. Can't even muster a lie for your failed life
>>220504702What's your job anon?
>>220504486What the fuck? Shit I never heard that
>>220504737That sounds like a problem, anon
>>22050432311 hours is fuckin rough. I'd have to be drunk and high with headphones to deal with that.
the real ending was better (the one test audiences hated) where his construction foreman turned out to be just like Lumbergh)
>>220504769why? i haven't killed myself. never done self harm of any sort. i go through life as satisfied as any fellow probably.
>>220503024>Yeah man I cant wait to leave my AC cooled office that only expects me to work 40 hours a week, to work a hot and sweaty outside construction job 7 days a week for 8 to 14 hours a day!!!!
>>220503789>this isn't banter
>>220504727Most employees are.
>>220504803its good for your humors
>>220504814i fucking wish, damn. fucking lazy ass motherfuckers i have to work with because hiring is such a pain in the ass
>>220504796It's just kind of sad. You sound like you're just sleepwalking through life.
>>220503514That's true, he is the man. Can't wait for more mushroom adventures.
>>220503116This, as someone who mainly did hard labor jobs, I never understood the office crowd that fonded over outside work. They are thinking its something like being a park ranger and you get to see beautiful views and shit, and I bet they even get tired kmof the view after seeing it every fucking day.
>>220504824What do you do?
>>220504706Not really. Why shouldn't you at least have a bachelor's degree and 4 years in the field for such a highly sought after job
>>220503024>get remote email job>get paid to play video games and jerk off all dayliterally living the dream. All the benefits of NEETdom while getting paid
>>220504745Sales
>>220504844clean factory work is the nice middle ground. you're moving around getting your steps in, but it's still air conditioned
>>220503024i worked in a machine shop for one day and it was the hardest work of life. dirty, lifting heavy shit, using towel tools in uncomfortable positions.made me realize customer service is why americans are so soft, that kind of job is so nice. yeah the pay sucks but talk about easy work. don't even break a sweat.
>Two and a half months into my marketing job>Don’t do anything >Supervisor keeps saying I’m doing a great job when I do the one task a week they assign meI feel like any day i’m about to be fired when they realize I don’t do anything.
Cant wait until trump passes a law requiring people to go back to work in person. Office workers are lower than pond scum
>>220504855these days i do IT for a small manufacturing business. we get guys out on the line underperforming for years because it's so hard to replace them. since every employee gets a share of the profits their sloth affects me directly
>>220504792That makes a lot more sense. That ending always felt too cheery for such an aware comedy
>>220504859Can't wait until you're 60 and you have nothing to show for what you spent 40 hours a week doing except some money and the fact that you sold other people's products to a bunch of customers that you'll never interact with again.
>>220504762Nta but it happens all the time, my dad really hated it whenever the foreman told him to direct traffic away from the rest of the crew and the machinery cause shitty drivers don't care about doing a 100 next to the barriers you set up, a bunch of times they even nicked them.It's already bad enough being one of the guys that has to work next to traffic but standing there bored out of your mind freezing your ass off and falling asleep in front of incoming cars is even worse.
>>220504888>>220504869>>220504857you will be replaced by AI soon
>>220504869Never let them know, always look busy, always say you're busy, they WILL still fire you but two-three years from now and not tomorrow.
>>220504888Hire me then.
>>220504912thank fuck
>>220503437Oh to have a brain that simpleImagine how easy it must be to be entertained
>>220504762They take the hit so the skilled workers can get the fuck out of the way, but honestly, If I could sneak in a head set and make play list of audiobook/music/podcasts that would last me the whole shift, I would do it, but for obvious reason you cant have buds in.
>>220504859So you sell your ass behind your local 7/11?
>>220504888Lol nigga you will be replaced with ai soon that's why no one is getting IT degrees. Trying having ai be an electrician.
>>220504313why? they just shrug it off
>>220504897Sales is not the same as salesman or a clerk, anon
>>220504912>soonAI isn't improving anymore anon
>>220504829Not him but mother fucker you're soending time on 4chan AND posting. You're sleep walking through life with the rest of the zombies
>>220504814I'm not. I've managed to work myself into a position that would require at least a year of training for a new employee.
>>220504866Honestly Id do that, but I finally got to a point in my life I dont need to work fulltime anymore, but it has been a fucking bitch to find a decent part time gig. There was once a time partime warehouse jobs were easy to get.
>>220504939You should trying having learning English
>>220504617>>220504709It is truly insane. I work in retail which is about as low as it gets, we don't even have the rare person who stops and appreciates our skills as tradies do.>yesterday I'm in and out of the office while my store manager is on a "retail ops town hall" Teams meeting>overhear the HR people talking up some of our coming "tech advancements" including more convenient systems to punch in and out >"We're trialing this app that would allow store teams to clock in and out remotely, this is going to reduce payroll and time spent reconciling timecards by making it easier to punch in on time... It's basically proximity sensor on their device that won't allow them to just randomly clock in unless they're physically in the building">immediately the "field" """leaders"""" on the call (DMs etc) start kvetching about how easy that's gonna make time theft>Various people talk through scenarios they just made up that involve not trusting their employees to clock in and out properly and fearing that the company will lose lots of money for "lazy people">complaints that hourly slaves need to have more accountability and not less >HR guy finally interjects that it's only a trial and "anyway, the kind of employee that wants to steal time maliciously, they're gonna do that regardless... The teams you have in place should be people you don't assume will do so."I left the room chuckling, like holy fuck they really do think the proles are all a bunch of savage animals trying to wrong them, huh?
>>220504939i don't think you really know what IT means, if i'm honest. like, when AI can cover the variety of install, repair, and maintenance tasks i do on a daily basis, i don't really think electrician work would be out of scope
>>220504950At least I have interests and hobbies
>>220504943>the iphone?!? That’s just a silly gimmick…Smart phones will never take off!
>>220504706a lot of it is HR women controlling the hiring process. They all have useless levels of education (and think they're better off for it), so they require everyone else to have useless levels of education.I unironically believe that if HR departments just vanish over night, then within 6 months we be in a new golden age of America.
>>220504897I sell a product that I believe in and personally use. No, it's not a "dream job" but my boss is a chill human being and the pay allows me to live a comfortable lifestyle. By the time I'm 60 I will be retired. Stop projecting.
>>220504942What is it then?
>>220504943this nigga ain't been watching Claude play pokemon
>>220504997nah, it's just Griggs
>>220504988Point me to when I said AI is going away, please?
>>220504981Yeah you're interested in this pointless conversation. Don't talk shit if you're just as bad. Prove me wrong if you like by fucking off
>>220504939People who get replaced by AI never did real work in the firstplace.
>>220504709yeah well there is the guy who's job it is to servey the area. and there is the guy's who job it is to shovel shit all day. and the closer you are to the guy shoveling shit all day. lets you know where you fit on the social ladder. also grunts are not master architects.
>>220505023I'm not, I practice my instruments and work on projects most of the day
>>220504934My hairy man feet actually
>>220504997HR departments disappearing would be great but the true golden age would be every single one of women's rights being removed.
>>220504962>HR>guyA job that does nothing but hinder productivity, but thankfully usually lead by incompetent women so the bullshit is somewhat manageable. Having a man, someone that actually wants to do his job, in HR sounds nightmarish.
>>220505052is that a whataburger honey butter chicken on a biscuit
>when you go home from work you are truly home and free from worksomething to be said for this. No matter the job, grass will always be greener but there's benefits on both sides. One side pays better though
>>220503024Why is it so hard to find a job that doesn't make you miserable?
>>220505065This. Women are dogs that belong in a kitchen and should not be allowed to speak up unless directly addressed by their husbands and/or fathers
>>220505095wherever you go there you are
>>220505000>when I'm 60 I'll be retiredAnd you'll get to do everything you always wanted to do when you were young. Right? Except you'll be past your prime, you won't have any time to get really good at anything fulfilling, and your mental and physical facilities will be fading by 10 years out. Anon if you had infinite money what would you do with your life?
>>220505046Apparently not if you're here dumbass
>>220503148That webm is the personification of the bro-job pasta
>>220503216...what are these ex-cons doing to you, anon?
>>220505131Because there's only half an hour in a day?
>>220505113Is that what that means?
>>220503148Wtf he really put his face up in it. At least he's wearing safety glasses but his mouth was open and everything
>>220505095get a engineering degree and get a comfy 60-80k a year job doing moderate work and call it good. the chances of you being a 6 figure earner is a 1/100 job. it may not be that bad being the 30/100 people in the world in the end.
>>220504956Everyone thinks this about their position and then they still get fired and nothing happens >inb4 no I'm REALLY important they FOR REAL couldn't run without me EVERYONE thinks that lol
>>220505072I don't think you understand what HR actually is in Fortune 500 retail chains.HR/LP/Safety are one department and they usually are everywhere. The district/area/regional managers are almost always men, the executives at Corporate are also always men. They aren't there to look for people being bullied or whatever guidance counselor shit you guys meme on. They're they're to>build cases on shoplifters and scammers>confirm or deny firings and write ups>every year come into your store and tell you about your code violations It's not a "real" job but definitely not something I'd rather have some bitch doing
>>220505113Are you ok? Did you have a stroke anon?
>>220505125>Anon if you had infinite money what would you do with your life?>pay a whole lotta women for sex>eat steaks for dinner, pie for breakfast>live in a pretty nice place (rental)>develop a powerful drug habit
>>220505065HR should become a 3rd party and not an in house thing so they arent there solely to protect the company, but to protect the empolyee from the company.
>>220505176So you have no interests or hobbies. Checks out.
>>220505156yea. a harsh job can make you miserable, but most modern jobs aren't exactly comparable to chattel slavery, people are just naturally miserable and blame it on environmental factors
>>220505155You've been here today longer than half an hour
I would do fucking anything for a comfy, easy office job like all the faggots on here cry about
>>220504570my brother in law got him the job. he was doing electrical work but would get wrapped into doing other shit too but it paid less than $20/hour.>>220504575at least the rednecks spoke english before everyone got hard coded with ebonics overnight.
>>220505095Im working my dreamjob but im sure other people would lose their mind doing it. I wfh 4 days a week and i could easily vidya or watch movies all day with nobody complaining. I have no external monitoring. The funny thing is, i actually enjoy the work so I dont. Im doing the job i get paid for. Crazy!
>>220505160I was thinking chemical engineer. What would you advise?
>>220505174he is saying that ultimately, your problems are your own and if you are really having that much trouble finding a good job in the world, its probably just your fault at the end of the day. and your problems will follow you wherever you go. god how old are you?
>>220505193No, I actually haven't lolTrace back the conversation it's been like half an hour and this is the only thread I've posted in today
Everyone thinks the other guy has it better than they do.
>>220505151one dropped a 200lb insulated metal panel on me from a storey and a half above
>>220505199it's soulcrushing meaningless bullshitgod I hope I get struck by lightning
>>220505188i play video games and read, so i'd probably collect a lot of books and play a lot of video games.
>>220505173You need to get out retail and get a real job.
>>220505218What work?
>>220505199As someone who's worked corporate for 7 years and quit I can tell you you'll get tired of it real quick.
>>220505242So no hobbies.
>>220505270both reading and video games are hobbies. leisure activities are hobbies if done recurrently.
>>220505176I think I would invest in growing some bamboo and make walking sticks out of them, also the sticks I find off the beaten path.
>>220505221sounds like a job that will give you cancer. just get into a job field where you are a dam operator. staring at camera's and checking gauges all day.
>>220505290Do you have any productive/creative hobbies?
>>220505125Again, you're projecting. I'm in excellent shape and work out regularly. When I'm 60 I'll have the same hobbies I have now. I don't understand what your point is? If I had infinite money I of course would not spend a large chunk of my life working for a living, but it is what it is.
>>220505242>>220505290NTA, but just confirming that no anon consuming is not a hobby. you have no hobbies. More importantly, you should realize that your ultimate ream in life, to consume junk media, is SO acheivable you don't even need a good job. You could achieve your life's dream with a below average, underacheiver career. You should really think about that once you've realized you failed it. That you didn't just fail at life due to not having high ambition, you actually failed the ultra-low ambition easy-mode ending as well that was made specifically for you.
>>220505191Interesting. It still socks though because people are miserable often from mental issues. Can't turn that off like a faucet.
>>220505125>Anon if you had infinite money what would you do with your life?buy my own private army and conquer the world
>>220503415Every park ranger I have met like to sniff their own farts.
>>220505338some of them could fix it if they tried. gratitude and satisfaction are skills you can practice and get better at
>>220505226Yes it's been like half an hour and you're still here. Prove me wrong by fucking off like a bitch.
>>220505327Well it's just that if I had infinite money I would be doing pretty much the exact same thing I am now. Yeah I live with my parents but so what?
>>220505257Not him but why? Boredom? Just pop a weed edible before work if you have basically nothing to do.
>>220505335idk what you mean i've worked maybe half of the last 20 years and have a $40k brokerage so... unemployed right now playing video games.i don't take public assistance, i just have my shit together.
>>220504988fuck killing Kathleen Kennedy, I'd shoot Steve Jobs twice.
>>220505387this except some kind of stimmie instead of weed. being able to think is nice, there's no value in wrecking your iq
>>220503415Not with Trump in office destroying every environmental job
>>220505218Who would lose their mind shitting your diaper all day and doing no work? Lmao you're insane
>>220505246Yeah no shit, but some people are just meant to be the slave class I suppose. Nothing, literally nothing, can change that now. I'm tens of thousands in debt just from trying to make ends meet, I make $21 an hour full-time and that still isn't enough due to kikeflation, I'm living paycheck to paycheck. I don't have the money to go back and get a degree and I never will. Even if I did, I wouldn't have the time or energy to do it. I don't have the credit to take on more debt, and because I'm a free thinker and not cocksucker, I can't move up the ladder any more anyway (not that they take store employees and ever give them meaningful roles in the home office or field, they claim our best "path" is becoming a contact center associate if we don't want to waste decades for the "privilege" of being a store manager). Even if the job market were good, nobody will hire me. Indeed is a humiliation ritual, it "matches my skills" and shows me only fast food, warehouse and retail work, occasionally sales or call center. Generally searching yields nothing as EVERY "REAL" JOB requires a degree even if they don't give a fuck about the field, or years of experience, or both, and I can't afford to take a pay cut either. I am a victim of the system, society made me this way, and I'm stuck under the cogs of that infernal machine.
>>220505387This, not like they drug test, or do randoms like blue collar jobs do, plus most of them you just plug away at a computer so you can have media playing in your ear to get through your day.
>>220505387>dude weedKill yourself retarded nigger.
>>220505307Thanks but what type of degree is that?
>>220505182Company I work at, or rather a subsidiary of it, doesn't have HR at all. They just pay another company for bookkeeping, salaries and so on. Any conflicts are resolved at managerial level, but they happen so rarely I can't even think of an example. There's "site management" which is mostly women but they just organize events like Christmas and take care of the office as a space, no actual power over "normal" employees.
>>220505387Yes, these haughty fucking bourgeois believe that boredom... At work... Is the worst evil that will ever befall them! They think that being a literal slave, looked down on by everyone and being minimally compensated, is somehow better because you're "up and moving" or "talking to people"... Meanwhile these "people" you talk to gate your guts and all they want to do is yell at you, berate you, and make you run around in circles.
>>220505418you gotta get your costs down, if you can't increase your wage.
>>220505467i don't think that's true
>>220505387>just numb your brain DOODYou are subhuman
>>220505441Electrical engineering.
>>220505096nowadays I dont even want them around the kitchen. they'd set that shit on fire and then get all weepy about how scared she was without the ability to realize shes made us homeless.>cant you just like le buy another one? teehee
>>220503293i've sucked off so many married men in their 40s and 50s that said they were 'straight' it's not even funny
carpentry is awesome I love cutting and hammering and fastening and breaking shit
>>220505418>Yeah no shit, but some people are just meant to be the slave class I suppose. Nothing, literally nothing, can change that now.stopped reading there. Pathetic.
>>220505491>I've sucked off men in their 40s and 50snigga
>>220505496>doesn’t even mention miteringyou don’t know shit
>>220505418Why don't you move in with your parents
>>220505483Cool. I'll look into what that entails.
>>220505491male or tranny? because I'm straight and I started letting trannies suck me off the last few years. It feels straight to me and their self image relies on agreeing it's straight too so everyone wins.
>>220505381What do you mean so what? You're a leech. When they pass you'll be homless
>>220505564>I'm straight>I get sucked off by males
>>220505366The idea of having to practice satisfaction sounds so antithetical to what being human is
>>220505476>>220505551My parents are basically poor themselves, they would take me in but they live in a rental condominium themselves, they haven't got the space. And besides, rent is not my biggest expense per month, it's my credit card bills that total almost $1200 because of how high interest rates are, and the cards are basically maxed out to the point that I pay the minimum, and by the time the statement posts, the interest has wiped out any cleared room on it.
Any CDLfags here? Is it worth getting into or has it been completely overrun by browns? About to quit my current job and try to get mine since I don't have much going on in my life anyway.
>>220505584Yeah. It's gay "on paper" but if you were there man, it doesn't fucking feel gay lmao. You had to be there.
>>220505574>You're a leechTheir mortgage isn't gonna get any lower if I move out.>When they pass you'll be homlessIn what? Like 20 years? If I haven't found a way to make a living on my own in that time I'll probably deserve to be homeless desu.
>>220505232my dad got an I beam dropped on him at a unionized steelworker job and only got $50k as a settlement since "he didnt lose any body functions".
>>220505605just the opposite. any animal can be swayed by the immediate rush of hormones produced by a situation, but only man has the self-awareness to master them
>>220505552also look into robotics. I have worked in warehouses long enough to know that there are maintenance roles within a company. especially with more automated facilities that use robots to do some of the daily work load. i have worked in facilities like this. where basically the guy clocks in and just sits there until something breaks. yeah you can feel immense pressure if there is a big fucking problem and they shut down the facility. but thats rare.
>>220505481Or do whatever drug you like you whiny faggot. Take a shot. Whatever.
>>220505623>it doesn't feel gayOr you're just bisexual?
>>220505658I'm sober because I'm not a subhuman. It boggles the mind what percent of people are going through life drugging themselves in some way. I guess that's how normies do it.
>>220505678You're a grown man who lives with his mom. Calm the fuck down.
I should get out of tech and pursue my passion of set and prop design for theatre/screen.
>>220505704You're throwing money down the drain in rent for literally no reason.
>>220505659It doesn't feel bi either. Again, on paper I know it's technically gay or at the very least bi but when you're actually there and they fully pass it doesn't even feel bi. Call it whatever though I'm not stopping
>>220505584Is it still gay if they passed and you didn't know until your dick was in their ass?
>>220505704kek
>>220503148>records his sexual assault"just bros being bros"
>>220505608What the fuck are you buying? Sit in a corner and just be on your phone for a while and stop spending so much
>>220505727>they passedlolkeep telling yourself that buddy
>>220505724>they fully passThey don't pass anon. You're just telling yourself that
>>220505633That's because unions these days are just there to make sure the company can legally get away with abusing it's employees while still making profits. It's a massive racket and teamsters are the worst offenders.
>>220503024Dodging barrels and shit
>>220505623It's a man putting his mouth on your dick. You really enjoy it as you yourself said. That's what being gay is. I don't know why some of you insist on splitting hairs here. You're bi. It's fine.
>>220505719>have money from job>spend it on something you enjoy>unemployed man most upsetlol
>>220505784My dick got hard, and I'm straight, so they pass :)
>>220505820You enjoy living alone in a box owned by someone else?
>>220505634I've never seen evidence of this. I've seen naturally happy people. But no one that had to practice feeling happy. That's insane.
>>220505751Crazy this thread will simultaneously cry about HR Karen's but also think a bit of banter should be a prison sentence
>>220505821You're just bisexual man.
>>220505848you practice what you will feel every day of your life
>>220505625>If I haven't found a way to make a living on my own in that time I'll probably deserve to be homelessYou got this far being a leech. You definitely are not going to suddenly get your act together. Also, it's not just about the mortgage being paid or not. You parents want their fuckin privacy too dude.
>>220505841why do you think everyone that enjoys a drug is a burnout? It's very strange that there's no grey area in your mind. Makes sense why office work was too much for you.
>>220505611I have a CDL though I havent used it in a few years, I just keep it current. First thing, do you smoke weed? If so just move on, Im not against it personally, but you can be stone cold sober not smoked for 2 weeks and if someone hits YOU and dies you will have to take a piss test and if you piss hot you can be tried for manslaughter. Now beyond that if you're doing OTR you will hardly be home, you are at the mercy of dispatch, at the mercy of the places you drop and pick up from, everyone will hate you, the people on the road will hate you. Regional gets you home a little more often, usually weekends, but generally get home late Friday, and if you sleep in Saturday there goes your weekend because you could be disptached out at 430 monday so Sunday will be stupid short, basically just given your 34 reset. Local? Home every night, but depending on the place you will work 70 hour weeks, so you will just have time to eat, shit, show and sleep. There are a shit ton of restrictions and other things DOT cops whole job is to fuck you over, everything is always your fault, a no fault accident? That will still follow you. Personally I wish I didnt ever get my CDL, as its more of a life style than a traditional job. Just my 2 cents, but hey, it only takes like 6 weeks to get it if you go to a school, DO NOT DO IT THROUGH A CARRIER do it through a school.
>>220505819I'm not insisting, I'm fully admitting trannies will never be real women and it's a man sucking my dick. I'm just saying "on paper" and real life are very different feelings. It's gay as fuck on a literal and technical level yes but when you're in person and they pass it doesn't feel gay, and your dick is not guided by technicalities like a lawyer that fucker flies by instinct
>>220505866That's twisting reality. You do what you do because that's who you are. It's not a forced action like having to practice feeling happy.
>>220505854HR sucks, and blue collar banter is borderline sexual harassment.
>>220505890>suddenly get your act togetherI literally just graduated college. What do you think I am, some loser who sits around doing nothing all day?>Also, it's not just about the mortgage being paid or not. You parents want their fuckin privacy too dude.Nice way to say you hate your parents lkl.
>>220505918i mean, it's both. the self is a relation relating the self to itself etc etc. we're self-reinforcing beings, both the cause and the effect, but that means you have to be intentional in playing both parts
>>220505705>I should get out of a booming industry that pays awesomely and go for a badly paying business soon to become obsolete because of AII always figured techbros were below average intelligence but their hatred of people was so immense they'd just nolife into a decent career. I now see I'm right.
>>220505719You should be making enough money to be able to pay for your own home if you're going to talk shit. If you can't do that just say so. That's why people look down on you.
>>220505898I never said they're burnouts, I said they're coping for their bad lives
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>>220505862I'll accept that it jusy truely doesn't feel accurate if you're 0% attracted to men and it only works if they can convince you they're female. It just feels misleading
>>220505946>You should be making enough money to be able to pay for your own home if you're going to talk shitIf you don't make that much money and you're not living with your parents you're a certified retard.
>>220505917As long as you know its just a bullshit feelings thing. In reality you're gay and really enjoy it
>>220505904Don't most people have to start OTR to get their experience in before working regional or local? Isn't it like two years or something like that?
>>220505936It's not both. One is forced and the other is just what you do on your own.
>>220503024I make $52 an hour with a pension and am never sore or hurting. I also pound my beautiful wife twice a week and have two kids. Lmao
>>220503024What if he worked in construction, but as a crane operator?
>>220505994Nah not necessarily. Used to be that way, but many local gigs will take new drivers.
>>220506015you're drawing a difference here between what you do and what you do
>>220505608well you should pay off your debt first. and to do that you may have to cut spending. idk what your budget looks like but i spend $150/mo if i splurge. i could probably do $75 but that would be a lot of spaghetti in butter dinners.
>>220505930You're the one bringing up hating parents. Interesting that's what's floating around your mind. If you're going to actually move our soon you're obviously not what I'm talking about. But if you continue to stay you'll know what you are.
>>220506072Why would I move out? What's the incentive?
>>220503293>>220505491Closeted religious boomers and drughead Xlennials are hilarious. The former like to rant about temptation and homosexual flaunting. Dude: if you're straight, no amount of bussy being paraded around in front of you will "lead you astray to sin". Likewise: no amount of cocaine or adderall is going to make sucking dick seem like a swell idea. It's like they're genuinely baffled and unaware of the concept of bisexuality. Hunter doesn't count, though.
>>220503849>I work in gamingWhat game?
>>220505959>only works if they can convince you they're female. It just feels misleadingif only there were a word to describe getting tricked...or trapped into such situations
>>220505904I've never thought about hating truckers. They seemed pissed at me when I'm on a bike. I was on a literal bike lane on the freeway. I know that's not usual but it's how the area was. Anyway they'd honk and scare the shit out of me. There was literally no other way to go between towns if you didn't drive. Would they honk if I was walking? Seemed weird to me.
>>220505979I'm very honest with myself over it all, else I would just go deluded woke and say trannies are real women and therefore it's 100% straight and it would all be wrapped up tidy. I can admit it's a man blowing. I'm just saying it does not feel accurate to describe it so simply as gay or bi. I've had sex with 99% women and like 2 trannies that both passed. I'm not attracted to men at all. I'm dominant and verbally abusive in bed and I just learned trannies are a good match for that because it makes them feel like women to be called a whore and shit so they're extra submissive. I'll accept the title of bi it just doesn't feel like the most accurate term when I'm not into men at all, just the occasional male that's submissive and girly enough that they outdo real girls in a sub context. I guess I'm just a hyper degenerate that turned bi
>>220506030>He would hang out at the Crane Club.>Did he own a crane?>No, he just hung out there.
>>220506162You can feel however you want. In reality you're gay.
>>220506162>I'm not attracted to men at allBy this you mean you're not attracted to masculinity
>>220505976>I'm poor.We know. As long as you know you failed.
>>220506162>I guess I'm just a hyper degenerate that turned biBased. Many such cases.
>>220506166I'm too retarded to get this. Explain this as if you were speaking to a downie
>>220506162>I just learned trannies are a good match for that because it makes them feel like women to be called a whore and shit so they're extra submissivethat really just makes it extra gay because youre getting off on the prospect of validating a dude's mental illness
>>220506146Truckers are a mixed bag, there are truckers from every walk of life. He could have been stuck at a dispo for a long ass time, and the thing is you can only drive for 11 hours a day, and can only work for 14 hours a day, so long waits like that can fuck your whole day, and yes, even sitting in place does affect your 14 hour window.
Bunch jealous non-certified buttercups in this thread.
>>220506044No I'm pointing out a flaw in your logic and you're too afraid to admit it. You'll be alright.
I say, we're not working ENOUGH. Chinese workers are on the 996, that is 9AM to 9PM, 6 days a week working. That's why we don't stand a chance, workers but especially millennials and zoomers are too used to fooling around when they should be working.
>>220506227And you have no time
>>220506250what the movie idiot. is this /tv/?
>>220506084That's what I thought. I knew you'd stay with them.
>>220506197You wish, fag
>>220506299What's the incentive?
>>220503552Two awful feelings: Having a job, and not having a job. We must do away with the 8-hour workday standard, which is now a 100-year-old format.
>>220506308You're the one defending enjoying a man's mouth on a dick. Not me.
>>220506240Literally me, and it didn't start until my 30s I was never like this in my 20s. What being unmarried does to a nigga I guess. Get married and have kids young niggas it could happen to you
>>220506292Good one dude. You know how people see you.
>>220506032Shit I might try it then, explains why there's so many jeets doing it now.
>>220506351>it could happen to you
>>220503024This movie had so much promise but the second half just fizzles out
>>220503024>Work in an office 40 hours a weekIt's boring and mentally draining>Work a physical jobIt's full of retards and junkies who love "banter" but get into fist fights over insults all the timeNah I'll take a nice numb office job any day.
>>220505608dont sweat interest rates and all that shit. history shows we are nearing another cleaning of the slate. if anything you should be debtmaxxing.
>>220506371I know how little free time you have
>>220506322Things that would infringe on your anti social lifestyle
>>220506419Not living alone is anti-social?
>>220506418Apparently not if I'm here. Say hi to mom for us when you pass her in the hall lmao
>>220506389>fizzles outNo. Absolutely not. From start to finish Office Space is great.
>>220506434Living with your mommy is doing wonders for your social life though. Oh wait..
>>220506378All those jeets seen in accidents are doing OTR, based on the fact they have sleeper cabs. Isreal is legitimately paying for jeets to get their CDL. If you want to get a CDL, go through a school, do not go through a carrier as they will lock you down with them for a year or two. It cost me $5k back in 2014, so I do t know how much it is now, but it gives you the freedom to leave jobs if you dont like them, as job hoping in a driving career is kinda the norm.
>>220506345>We must do away with the 8-hour workday standardWhat do you suggest as an alternative?
>The Agricultural Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>220506489Yeah I've been looking into CDL schools, 4-5k seems like the norm. Don't some of them hook you up with work right off the bat after you pass or is that carrier only?
>>2205065076 hour work day for me seems reasonable, or 4/8s
>>220505795this was 22 years ago, he was a recording/accounting secretary for the union for close to 30 years. the company side of the union hated him because he held them accountable for bad contracts and before the workforce was 85% black, he even had good standing as a representative for workers rights. the company started ordering their steel from mexico instead and now have been hardly operating more then 3 full shifts a week for the last 10 years, fucking with vacation time and weeding out anybody with seniority by baiting reprobates with $2k sign on bonuses.
What's a side hustle where I can actually make money
>>220506566Lmao it's the opposite where I work, high seniority employees are the most protected people at my job and part time/new hires are the ones who get the shit end of the stick until they quit. The union just turns their heads and say "hey we tried".
genuinely gay thread
>>220503148As much as I hate HR, it was invented to stop this faggotry. however it lost purpose when women joined the workforce en masse
>>220506643prostitution. gambling. drug dealing
>>220506643Lean how to use SFM or blender and start making porn for pay piggies.
>>220505113first reply to make me actually laugh out loud in weeksgod I hate this place
>>220503148>merely pretending
>>220506657>calls the thread gay>posts young man in leather and a biker cap
>>220506664>"Fuck HR fuck women in the workplace fuck Karen's">"AHHH SAVE ME WHITE WOMAN! A FULLY CLOTHED BOOMER PRETENDED TO HUMP MY FULLY CLOTHED ASS WHILE I WAS TRYING TO WORK"fucking snowflakes
>>220503148The humping is funny. The bite of the ass is gay, but still funny.
>>220506732>t. closeted fag who is "Just Joking©" at workstop being illiterate
>>220506732Human resources used to be run by men, but enjoy getting raped in the ass i guess
>>220506545Carriers give you job as soon as you pass, as you drive for them, then you ride with a trainer for a little bit then you're on your own. Even if you go through a school some companies will make you ride with a trainer when they hire you on, which isnt bad, gets you used to shit. When I was taking classes they had a good handful of places that came in and actively recruited you, so I promise you will get a job rather quick when you're done with school, especially if you got OTR. You just need to remember its a lifestyle more than a job, if you have a close friend, girlfriend, wife, boyfriend... See if they will get their CDL with you, and then yall can team drive, which basically means the truck is always running, once one drives hours are up, the other driver takes over. IF YOU HAVE KIDS DO NOT DO OTR unless you're separated and hardly see them or something anyway, OTR you will be lucky if you're home 3 days a month. Also many OTR have pet programs and passengers programs so say you had a wife, but she didnt want to drive, she can at least chill with you on the road with you, hell she can man the phones and deal with all that shit so all you had to do is focus on driving. Tip, FUCKING PLAN OUT YOUR TRIP, GOOGLE EARTH YOUR LOCATION SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING YOUR TRUCK INTO, EXPECT DELAYS!!! Get a good Trucker GPS as they avoid low bridges and shit, also dont eat slop everyday ad many truckers go from ok weight to balloons in 3 years. Also if you decide to stop driving, id recommend to just keep your CDL current as you never know if what you take on next lasts and they will always need drivers. Sorry for the book.
>>220506786driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupidfuck I kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dick chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass
>>220506864this never happened
>>220506889True... We knew we weren't joking...
>>220503148This would be an ass kicking at my job.
>>220506832I'm single and pretty much have no life outside my current job. Been like that for most of my adult life but yeah I think I'd rather do local.
>>220504844>They are thinking its something like being a park ranger and you get to see beautiful views and shitI get paid ~$180k a year to drive around the woods in a fully loaded company truck (CarPlay, Starlink, the cop car laptop holder thing, a bunch of outlets to plug in my coffee maker and instapot, the works). All I do is check in on contractors, take pictures, send a few emails, and look at drawings. I have almost zero paper deliverables outside my two page daily report. All my peers did the same thing I did which was brutalize ourselves by doing blue collar work and going to college at the same time so they could turn white collar. There’s no soft handed dorks doing my job because there exists a certain niche where you need blue collar common sense and white collar technical training.
>>220506939>This would be an ass fisting at my job.
>>220506943>t.
>>220507000Shit larp
>>220506889It's copypasta, anon
>>220507030Yeah I'm pretty much hitting rust status, I just want a stable well paying job so I can finally buy some real estate and fuck off to the middle of nowhere.
>>220506943Local has its pros and cons, and yes, you can find local gigs that will take on nee drivers, they exist, but could be hard. I did pepsi, the trucks where the side bay doors slide up... Jesus fuck that was the hardest job I have ever done, first day I clocked in at 5 am clocked out at 11pm. Honestly if I didn't have to actually stock the sodas the job would have been fine, I would have rather had more stops in a day, then have to stock. Look into Amazon, I saw a video of some chick who drives for them and she apparently only works 3 days a week, dispo to dispo, and you will get really good at backing up, tip for that, grab the BOTTOM of the steering wheel, not the top when you back up. If you move your hand to the left, the trailer will go left, you move it right the trailer will swing right. Honestly backing up is the hardest part, so once you get that down, job is rather easy, outside of dealing with people.
>>220507051I work as a field engineer for a utility company. None of the dorks in the main office want to get up at 0500 to drive 2 hours on 6’ wide muddy logging roads, stand around in the cold/heat, deal with a bunch of surly linemen, and then knock off at 1800. I outlined the benefits but none of you would handle the downsides consistently if you spent most of your career riding a desk at bankers hours.
>>220506067make a pot of beans and buy some tobacco.
>>220507101I think those are called feeder drivers, UPS has them too but I think they work the typical 9-5 because the hubs are a lot closer together since there's so many of them.
>>220506345yeah and wages have only been stagnant for the better part of 60 years
>>220507276When I saw that video I thought about applying and I might as I had a job once that only worked me 3 days a week and those 4 days off was bliss!
>>220507396I'll see what comes my way if I can manage to pass. If I can't stand working for whatever company I get first then I'll try amazon.
>>220507426Good luck, fren.
>>220507518Thanks for the info.
>>220503155The gator is right, barbara pavlin looks like she is living her best life.
