>You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye shit, that water splash up on yo’ ass? Don’t that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the shit is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka. Why do shit be teasin’ yo’ ass? Just get the fuck out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo’ ass don’ cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the shit in half? You be mad like a motherfucker too coz you gotta whip yo’ ass for 5 hours. Use 12 roles o’ toilet paper on that mothafocka. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin’ for a long time and one lil’ pebble shit comes out? Y’ want some shit this big right? Stick yo’ head up your ass and say: That all the shit I’m gonn’ get mothafocka? And it’s afterwards right, when you done with shit, you done all the shittin’ you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back… WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?
>>220503767I saw Raw and Delerious for the first time back to back and was LITERALLY on the floor in pain laughing.
>>220503807hell yeah buddy
>>220503807Goony goo-goo
>>220503807Watched it when I was little and was laughing at the poop part. Watched it when I was older and was laughing at his 10/10 Richard Pryor impression.
is this the one where he talks about his mom saying she could make a mcdonalds burger but it was just a meatball on wonderbread
>BBBBDDEEDDEEDDEEDINNNNNGGG! BBBBDDEEDDEEDDEEDINNNNNGGG! ...THAT'S NOT ME, THAT'S THE PHONE MUDAFUCKA!
>>220503874I really like when he does Elvishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVeK0hl4Ag
>and then the go home with that AIDS on they lips
>>220503895yep
>>220503931 That Elvis bit kills me every time. “girl I’M CRAZY ‘BOUT YOU ” doing those fake karate kicks and sweating through that white jumpsuit lmao Eddie switching from Richard Pryor to Elvis like he’s flipping radio stations is insane. Dude goes from whispering coke paranoia to full pelvic thrust in 0.3 seconds. Absolute GOAT energy.
HALF!
>>220504726Yeah and that Bill Cosby bit when he does himself, Cosby, Cosby's son impersonating Eddie Murphy and Pryor
>>220503767the man speaks truths
>>220503807No matter how many times I watch this I always laugh my ass offhttps://youtu.be/weSc9fNfHzk?is=4Or_Sp88YO9YHzGh
>>220503807Same. I was about 13 at the time.
If the last Beverly Hills Cop movie had better writing and a better supporting cast it would have been massive because Eddie still has it.
