Looks like kino is back on the menu
RAGSES?
>>220504080>inb4 joker rape
>>220504080Could Sauron have been defeated with rape?
>>220504080>This movie has a terrible and unnecessary sequel>I feel inspiredoh no
Gollum gets raped by Sam
wait, jackson is involved in this? dear god you would think after the Hobbit trilogy he would sit this out
>>220504197rape emgape emstick it in their ass
>>220504164kek
>>220504164Gollum's evil personality rapes the coward personality. An award winning performance by the actor.
>>220504164>Share the rape Mr Frodo
>>220504080RAPED
>>220504080Lord of the o ring
STRAP HIM INTO THE RAPIST 9000
>>220504080They're gonna make Gollum's ring bigger?
>>220504304
>>220504164fpbp
>>220504197>>220504304>>220505530There's no rape in Joker. I heard in some non-canonical musical about Joker they had a rape scene. Not sure. Don't know anyone who watched it
>>220504164The strap was broken
>>220504164
>>220504080Translation: "We saw that Joker made a lot of money, so we'll mention it in an article and hopefully that'll help us make a lot of money too"
>>220504080>lord of the ring>Lords of the Rings 2: Towers>The Lord to the Ring 3D: The destruction of Jared Smaug>The Ring>The Ring 2 ; Origins >Lord of the ring; Return of Gollum
>>220504164Wasn't Gollum raped already? I feel like I heard about this before.
they should make a movie about the sackville baggins, what was their story?
Lord of the Rapes
>GROND WILL MAKE HIM TALK!
>>220504164Get his fucking rag off
>>220504164GET HIS FUCKING RING OFF
>>220504080>a shitty "hail and well met" movie from someone who sold out decades ago was inspired by a shitty ripoff of Taxi Driver that featured the original actor in a stunning display of lack of self awarenessAwesome.
>>220504080>The Rape Of Gollum
>According to Hollywood Reporter, Peter Jackson reportedly watched dozens of videos from YouTube creator "Binging with Babish" in preparation for "The Hunt for Gollum"
>>220506933Ring Status?
rape
>>220504197gollum is built for big hobbit cock
>>220504080>Joker 2 One In The Poo>Joker 3 Inseminate Me
I still can’t believe they saw the success of Joker and thought “FUCK THESE INCELS, RAPE HIM!”
were the guards gay?
only gay if you are the bottom
>>220507523size of a potato
>>220504164Fpbp
CRUST
>>220504164Wtf its real
>>220510766>>220504197>>220504164Did he buy him a fish first?
>>220504232he likes moneyI'm starting to think the LOTR trilogy was a happy accident than planned brilliance
>>220504164i dont get it
>>220504080???
>>220504080>>220504164> dude all your favorite characters were actually raped by the way Fuck this gay earth.
>>220504080RAPEKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>220505565Jeets astroturfed le rape and fulfilled Jewlips' plan to destroy the character
>>220511080crust status?
>I'M DA GOLLUM, BABY!
Kevin Nash is replacing Andy Serkis?
>>220504164I for one don’t want to watch a movie in which Gollum is raped. However, if I do have to (and believe me, I will be watching this movie), he quite simply must be raped by a hobbit.We never get told exactly what community Gollum was part of. It may no longer exist by time the books take place. But all evidence strongly points to him being a Stoor. Stoors are, if anything, slightly shorter than the most predominant strain in the Shire, Harfoots, who average 3’6”. It’s unlikely to be a big enough difference to cause a significant difference in anatomy between Gollum and the hobbits of the fellowship. The average modern man in Britain is approximately 5’9.5”, with an erect penis in line with the global average, about 5.4” in length and 4.5” in circumference. We can assume, calculating for the fact that 3’6” is the average height for all harfoot hobbits, that the men average around 3’8” (and the women about 3’4.5”). Assuming proportionate anatomy, we can assume an average Harfoot Hobbit male’s erect penis measures only 3.3” in length, and 2.8” in girth. Essentially, almost a micropenis for a modern adult human.Here is the problem. Anal sex among two adult men, even with modern lubricant, is a risky activity. Tearing can and does occur, which can lead to infection. But it wouldn’t be a man the size of a modern man, or an Elf (their men on average who stand one ranga, or 6’3” high) who was most likely to rape Gollum.
>>220512352No, Aragorn was the most involved character in his pursuit and capture. Tolkien was clear. Aragorn was 6’6”. If he wasn’t hung (and it seems like the predestined king of men, descendant of Numenor wouldn’t be expected to be average even among his own people), Aragorn would be at least 5.9” long and 5” in girth. If he was hung, the numbers quickly get frightening. To be as gifted as only the largest modern man in a group of a thousand, Aragorn quickly begins to reach, if not eclipse the upper limits of statistically measured male human erections, being at around 9”’ in length, and 6.5” in girth. Among our population these men are pornstars. The Numenorean equivalent of this would be terrifying. Remember, for Gollum, the equivalent of even a conservative estimate for Aragorn raping him, would be a modern man being raped by a penis that was 9.5” in length, and 8” in girth. It is my belief, that by virtue of his endowment, and his advantages in weight and leverage, Aragorn, Son of Arathorn would kill Gollum if he raped him.As I said at the outset, I don’t want to watch that. I have no interest in such unnecessary gore or homosexual content. I will definitely attend the premiere showing, but I deeply hope I don’t see what I have just described.
what major IP character will get raped next
>>220512786whos most popular with chuds?
>>220504080>Ring the size of a tangerine
vocaroo.com/12yIFuAaxKni
ITT mentally ill subhuman jeets fantasize about gay sex
>>220512962meds
>>220504324Stop making things up chuddy.
>>220513282jeets*
>>220512786>>220512812Pic related was built for it
>>220504232he needs money to fund the Tintin sequel
>>220510837>I'm starting to think the LOTR trilogy was a happy accident than planned brillianceHe wanted to do Hobbit in 2 movies but the studio wanted a trilogy.
>>220513522they only rape male heroes
>>220514124She's disguised as a man in that image I think
>>220504080So, Gollum is going to know what it feels like living in russiaGood
>>220514228>Disguised as a manWith that badonkadonk and wearing thigh high boots and elbow gloves?
>THIS SWELTERING SUMMER...
Since Gandalf is gay, wouldn't it make more sense for him to be the one to rape Gollum?
>>220507523gaped
>>220515173>Gandalf is gaySo are Sam and Frodo anonWhy else do you think Frodo didn't do the logical move of hiding the Ring up his ass? The only explanation is if he had, Sam would turn invisible every night.
>>220515328What does this facial expression convey?
>>220504164the first fucking post, man
So it's going to be a musical with licensed songs? Cool, can't wait to hear Gollum sing "I Want To Break Free" and "Eternal Flame".
>>220504164FPBP
>>220504164XD
>>220511259>Being in denialLmao imagining coping about Joker 2
>>220515353Deep lust for non consensual penetration of retirement age male clown arsehole.
>>220504164Fpbp.
>>220516796The desire for Bushmills.
>>220504164You win
>>220504172>29 seconds late
>>220504164> If we rape him, maybe he'll stop being so evil mr. Frodo.
>>220513396>South Asian MasculinityJust checked it out. The entire board is just them seething about jeet jokes, poo jokes and manlets posting their mid physique. Has there ever been a more cucked race than the jeet?
>>220513396>mfw I'm rooting for the black guys
>>220517362It's a proven method
