So he magically turns his oneitis into a yandere and that's a horror movie now?

That's a bad idea

>>220508109
Yes

>>220508193
I'm scared of women

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Careful, /tv/. This cute yandere is seriously in love with (You). It's very scary!

>>220508945
No....no! Don't suck my cock! NOOOOOO!!!!

>>220508080
It turns into some Men bad bullshit. Isn't it?

>>220509317
The main guy turns out to be a dick, yes.

>>220508080
All he had to do was feed her his cock daily.
It was that simple, what fucking low test male

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>>220509317
>>220509351
Recommend me a movie/series about a cute yandere and that the dude doesn't turn into some asshole for no reason and they live happily ever after together.

>>220508945
>ywn have a pretty woman fall in love with you because of your autism
why live

>its another cucking men episode from whipped bitch critics who had their balls cut off

You could film a turd in a toilet bowl for two hours and call it a horror movie and it would automatically get a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.

>>220509508
Not true. The turds would have to be gay.

>>220509508
>Entire film is a group of friends arguing about who clogged the bog
>It's fun and games at first, but no one's fessing up
>Presumed clogger white guy played by Hughie from the boys adamantly denies his wrongdoing, insisting it couldn't be him despite him being the last one to use the toilet, but refuses to explain why
>The group decide to punish him by locking him in the toilet to deal with the problem - his tortured screams of unbearable harrowing pain and agony falling of deaf ears
>Ten minutes pass and his pitiful whimpers of broken humanity cease to slip beneath the doorframe
>They open the door and find him gone, the window broken open, shit daubed everywhere across the walls in crazy tribal patterns
>Suddenly members of the group start disappearing, a horrible shit stank begins pervading the household
>More things start getting clogged. Logs start appearing everywhere. In places once deemed uncloggable to science
>Everything comes to a head when they find the clogger standing over a hacked up body of the barely surviving cool wise black friend, a crazed look on his face, a girthy turd of unimaginable proportions held above him like a lumpy brown javelin
>They plead with him to stop, but the clogger doesn't listen, and instead a fifteen minute visceral scene of him beating the black guy to death with compact faeces ensues
>The White Chick lead then tearfully shoots him to bits
>The police come and take notes as forensics start the clean up, the survivors drive back home, none noticing the white chick smirking at herself devilishly in the rear-view mirror as she asks if they can stop at a restroom
>Cuts to the morgue, the autopsy technician pull down the presumed cloggers shirt
>He's got a colostomy bag

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Just saw it. If you're into yanderes, this ain't gonna be what fixes ya.

(Jumpscares/ending: extremely predictable. Overall, derivative, but not a wasted watch.)

Considering retards praised that shitty hokum movie as the "scariest thing evarrr" i really can't take anything modern audience horrorfags say seriously

>>220509981
That's just film nerds who dickride every new filmmaker who has a fresh rep with a good movie.

>>220508080
> white man evil
> 100/100

>Andy Richter
Another libtard Conan suck boy. NO THANKS

>>220510167
Who?