When Kathleen Kennedy first said that the force is female, did you think that it would get this bad? Because I thought we were just going to get some cute jedi girls, not middle aged women and grannies stinking up everything.
Jannies I am begging you: please make a starslop containment board. You know that this amount of spam is unacceptable on /tv/. You did it with ponyfags, and it worked out well. Now just do your jobs and contain the star wars cancer before it destroys /tv/ completely.
>>220508159thanks for the bump, fren
>>220508134its highly unlikely old people would take on these piloting roles; old people can hemorrhage from g-forces and stroke out easier than young people.
>>220508159Are the technicolor horses in the room with us right now
>>220508134I'm sorry, anon, but it's a Jon Favreau production. If you haven't noticed, the entirety of Mandalorian has been: "What if old people are badass too?" From the start. He gets his boomer friends and actors to play the characters. This shit is the same. REMEMBER RIPLEY? REMEMBER CARL WEATHERS? REMEMBER DOCTOR BROWN? AHHHHH I MEMBER. THAT WAS 50 YEARS AGO...
>>220508199Spend a majority of time in zero-g.And it's all relative, you faggot.
>>220508159>still thinking about horsefuckers more than a DECADE laterLee, is that you?
It really is just an age thing. I'm fine with Rey, Shin, and the purple haired asian but all the old hags like Bo Katan and Ahsoka piss me off.
>>220508159>make a board for a dead franchisegookmoot abaddon'd this place 5 years ago
>>220508134Yep. That’s why I didn’t even care to watch anything nor keep up with any of the news. I find life a lot better when I let go, and I have let go of a lot.
>>220508293>Abaddon’dMolochian slip?
>>220508134i thought "the force is female" was just going to be some mild gynocentric "mother earth" "gaia" shit, which could have sort of worked. so no, I thought there'd just be some gay and retarded version of Kreia
>>220508300>let go, Luke.>feel the force is female(tm) flow through youyou know Obi Wan predicted all this
>>220508159Years too late for that. Maybe a slopboard and a kinoboard would be okay. But it would be kind of boring.
For starters, the "The Force is Female" was a Nike campaign. Kennedy just happened to be in an event and we all thought it was her idea.The A-wing that's killed above a cruiser was also a woman, she was voiced by a guy for some reason.https://youtube.com/watch?v=UDTjMxo1RXwPhantom Menace also had an old woman as a pilot.
>>220508134>>220508159lets all just stop talking about star wars
>>220508529is it ok to discuss the empire strikes back?
>>220508134Why was this role not handed to a Monica Barbaro (Top Gun: Maverick) type? This is basic fucking stuff. It's again the hand of academic feminism gripping the throat of male entertainment and choking the life out of it
>>220508529I have been saying this for decades now.>>220508540No, it's been discussed to death. Go watch some fucking millennials bullshit about it on youtube if you MUST, I don't wanna hear about it.
>>220508599>and choking the life out of itI could only fucking hope Star Wars gives out a death-rattle.Then maybe some good Sci-Fi/Fantasy stories could get funding.
>>220508624That's not going to turn out the way you think it will
>>220508491>A-WingCast because she passes as a man.>Phantom MenaceNaboo is a decadent planet so it makes sense they'd introduce DEI to their purely ceremonial military.
You people are vastly more sensitive than any feminist I have ever read about or listened to
>>220508245>THAT WAS 50 YEARS AGO...It's proper representation of the only SW fans left.
>>220508134>Because I thought we were just going to get some cute jedi girlsWe got that with Rey but everyone hated It.
>>220508879People can barely be bothered to care anymore.
>>220508879We're not being autistic control freaks over women's media
>>220508318haha no
>>220508199I don't think there are meaningful g-forces in these. Ships in Star Wars seem to be able to modulate internal gravity. The major concern would be their reaction time
Women are valid damn you!
>>220509152no response. . .
>>220508879>reading about and listening to feminists>>220508951>gRey>cutepick one
>>220508134Isn't this character in-universe considered too old for the job and that's part of the story?Also, it's Sigourney. It's going to be good even if she's a little haggard looking. I will take her performance and presence in production over the usual nobodies they cast in these things.
>>220508159unfortunately the jannies are all trans, unironically, and allow shit like this to stay up so they can "own" chuds you'll see their >actually you're just racist and need to go back to /pol/posts all the time, and they go back to the big discord they're all in and link back to posts here and tell each other>we sure showed them!
>>220508134The Alliance fighter pilots were originally defectors and retirees who joined up ad hoc on their own. There were no formal recruitment and training. Later, they had enough systems and ships to start a formal training pipeline for younger pilots. But in the current Disney timeline, after the Empire was defeated, the New Republic dismantled their military, so we're back to square one with the Resistance.
>>220510609>>220510788>muh lore>muh prestigeI'm already half asleep. The goal here is to blow shit up in space and look cool and hot doing it like in the games. Jesus fuck. No wonder this franchise is dead.
>>220508134They got her because they thought the chuds would be ok with her because chuds always use her as an example of a good female lead.
>>220508159It will keep happening so long as you get mad about it
>>220510897go watch a Fast and Furious movie then, dimwit
>That picjfc
>>220508540nah
>>220508134She looks fucked up
>>220508134Women ruin everything. Name one country/company/franchise that improved with Foid leadershipYou literally cannot. Women are meant to follow, not lead.
>>220514036The british empire under Elizabeth, Victoria, and Thatcher.
>>220514218>ElizabethHeretic that paved the way for Jewish domination of England>VictoriaJudeo-globohomo empire, literally had a Jewish prime minister called Disraeli, Rosthchild bankers controlled the British empire>ThatcherDeindustrialised Britain, turned it into an American vassal
>>220508134I... what. What the fuck is this? I was cringing that they brought Sigourney in for pure "omg nerds will love this" cash grab but I didn't even think "at least her role is dignified, a handler, a mature person who gives instructions from calm settings" I didn't even think that because that was too natural like it would never occur to me that they would try to put her in a space battle. That's just so undignified and risible so are you fucking telling me they actually this? Or is this fake or what
You might have noticed this movie not having a lot of promotion. But you'd be wrong because there is a lot of promotion. It's just in Spanish and being played in Spanish on Mexican tv screens. I think you can understand what you should draw from this
>>220510926she looks ninety years old
Media from that sort of 2015-2023 period is really starting to look mad now. I think there was a good point to be made about representation but it's undeniable that they did it in a deliberately antagonistic way that's completely risible now that no one is really banging that drum anymore.
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>>220508134Is that Sigorney? The fuck is she doing in StarSlop? Why is the Rat doing this to us?
>>220508287>Bo KatanStarbuck has a nice ass though.
>>220508134If you squint at the pic of sigourney's character next to the xwing on the ground, you might think that it is KK
>>220508134Did they film this in Mexico?
>>220511370>Fast and Furious style space fantasyFucking exactly. Now you're getting it.
>>220508134Could they not have made her have tentacles or give her horns or something why the fuck is literally everyone in Disney Star Wars human???
>>220508609Probably shouldn't have entered this thread, genius. Do not reply to me. I know you're still here.
>>220514963It's probably Nal Hutta (Space Mexico).
>>220510926People are talking about THE CHARACTER she played 30 fucking years ago when they say Ripley was a good female lead. Actors are not the same thing as fucking actors, but modern hollywood has disappeared to far up it's own ass to make that distinction any more. and also, THAT WAS 30 FUCKING YEARS AGO. THE ACTRESS IS NOT EVEN THE FUCKING SAME ANY MORE BECAUSE SHE'S 30 YEARS OLDER
>>220514264>Heretic that paved the way for Jewish domination of England>Judeo-globohomo empire, literally had a Jewish prime minister called Disraeli, Rosthchild bankers controlled the British empireProjecting much mutt?
