>much like recent Scorsese flicks this was just Warren Beatty giving work to his geriatric buddies and didn't care if people born after 1950 watched it>the studio was like nah stick Madonna in there we do want to get the kids seeing it after alli suppose you should be more impressed that half the cast and crew (>lol Dick Van Dyke) are still with us in 2026 because they weren't young guys 36 years ago.
Madonna was so fucking hot in this, woah mama
You're the same fag who replied to me in the /vr/ thread yesterday
>>220509268Terribly miscast. Shold have went to Basinger or Pffeifer, but she blew Warren and wanted MOOOOOORE than just being the voice for the songs in the soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZCbX21P-0
Don't care, liked it.Saw it in the theatre as a kid.Yes, I'm old.
>>220509268Unfortunately she cannot into torch songs, or any actual singing at all for that matter.
>>220509300>Terribly miscast. Shold have went to Basinger or PffeiferThey were both incredibly busy A-list actresses back then and probably just couldn't fit it into their schedules.
>EPSTEIN DID IT>EPSTEIN DID IT>EPSTEIN DID IT
>>220509228>i suppose you should be more impressed that half the cast and crew (>lol Dick Van Dyke) are still with us in 2026mf-er was already in his 60s back then
>>220509268You can see her nipples in the Blu-ray version
>>220509228I'm a zoomer and this movie was pretty good.Fuck it I'll rank all the 90s capeshit movies I've seenMask of Zorro>Dick Tracy>The Rocketeer>The Phantom>The Shadow>X-Men>Mystery Men
>>220509228Back before boomer directors had access to CGI anti-aging bullshit which doesn't actually work, but they're senile so they think it does.
>>220509334No way, "What Can You Lose?" is a banger, though admittedly Inigo Montoya does a lot of the heavy lifting.
>>220509629Dick Tracy is still really an 80s movie anyway since it came out at the very beginning of the 90s and was filmed during 89.
>>220509228Anon, Madonna would’ve been 31 during filming. She was born in the late 1950s.
>>220510418That's exactly what the OP said. People born after 1950. Madonna was born in '58.
>>220509701Dick Tracy was presumably a direct result of Tim Burton’s Batman being such a huge hit. It’s hilarious that Hollywood’s takeaway from Batman is that the people were demanding more pulpy noir adaptations of 1940s era serial radio plays.
>>220509300https://youtu.be/8NzMuALfcRw>Terribly miscast.nigga give me a break
>>220510454Yeah, but Madonna wasn’t exactly a hot young pop star by 1989. She was in her 30s.
>>220510490She was originally hired to voice over the songs, not actually play the character.
it's crazy watching Captain Blood from the 1930s and realising the lead actress is still alive.
>>220510454he's presumed not from an English speaking country and misread you as "1950s." to be fair Google Images can't figure that one out either.
>>220510530See >>220510496. I didn’t misread anything. I was responding to this part of the OP: >the studio was like nah stick Madonna in there we do want to get the kids seeing it after all
>>220509228That Sondheim score is fire tho
>>220510530I'm sure he's a Third Worlder or born in 2004 if he thinks Madonna wasn't a very big deal in '90 right after one of her biggest albums had just come out.
>>220510614See >>220510578
>>220509228>>the studio was like nah stick Madonna in there we do want to get the kids seeing it after allthey were dating at the time, she was his idea - she was well known box office poison
>>220510622>>220510614>>220510578>>220510496>>220510454i can't decipher this schizo exchange to save my life
>>220510743I sincerely doubt that 10 year olds in 1990 were clamoring to see Dick Tracy because of 30 year old Madonna, anon.
>>220510743one of the guys is named Ranjeesh that's why it's so incoherent
>>220510790I’m >>220510418. OP’s claim that casting Madonna to appeal to the kids is ridiculous. That’s all I was trying to say.
corny tasteless shit for aesthetic visual autists
>>220509333I saw it on sundays on nbc. It was an awesome treat. Sneakers with Robert Redford and who framed Roger rabbit were also gold.
>>220509228I want people to dress like this now.
>>220510865Sneakers is a seriously underrated movie.
>>220510358Sploooge.
>>220510566They even got mumbles, holy shit! No Madonna?
>>220510790Why does he keep replying to his own posts too?
>>220510520>>220510453Funny how it used to be "let's just make it a literal comic book in movie form" now it's "let's make a boring political thriller shot like a normal movie".
>>220510581Are those guys okay? Do they interrogate them in a later scene? jeez! Its a kids movie. I forgot uncle June is in this.
>>220510913I’m >>220510802. AMA, I couldn’t have been more clear.
>>220510527anon . . .
>>220510880They were warning americans about the nsa before anyone even had heard of them. It was right up aykroyd's conspiracy alley. No more secrets!
>>220509570I don't need blurayI have a hyperawareness of nipples Irl and in cinema if they're not pastied (and if they are) I will find them
>>220510358>No one could tell Beatty that he was acting like Wally in Leave It To Beaver.
>>220510581I love this movie but this scene makes no sense because he had no reason to assume Tess wasn’t in one of those cars. So they dubbed in a line like “I knew Big Boy wouldn’t come out!” in an attempt to explain it, but even as a kid I didn’t fall for that.
>>220509228Warren Beatty apparently was/is a Dick Tracy autismo. This wasn't some just some low effort Batman cash-in.
>>220511363It clearly wasn't I saw the movie as a kid and loved it, I wasn't snob enough to find any flaws in it
>>220509268Yea. It was wild. Her body at the time was absolutely fucking nuts. I would’ve raped the shit outta her.
>>220510566HYPER KINO toy line. I had a handful of those. Good times.
>>220510358Breasts used to be so amazing before the internet fried my brain
>>220510995No, I'm saying you can literally see her nipples and areola in the black dress because the quality of Blu-ray bumps it up. I didn't see that on the DVD, or maybe low quality 480p stream from back in the day or VHS maybe. It's like watching the Matrix 2 on Blu-ray for the first time and realizing you can see Monica Bellucis untrimmed bush through the dress.
>I would’ve raped the shit outta her.
>>220509299>>220509228I think it's a great film. It's worth it just for the sets and backdrops, music, and special make up effects and Madonnas nipples when she was peak.
>>220511479Actually, rape is about power/control rather than sex, so you actually being sexually attracted to her is irrelevant.
You think she's strapped onto this beam for HER safety?!
This nutsack looking dude comes up to you and says:>"I'm rubbing him out!"Wat do?
>>220511611She's braless throughout the movie, didn't need a bluray to notice
This movie was so wild.
>>220511697Forgot pic
>>220511720That's the exact scene I'm talking about but I'm telling you that those titties look ENHANCED on Blu-ray with its higher bitrate and resolution presentation.
>>220511749Also maybe it's the fact that I have a 110" projector screen and 4k laser projector/4k player so it looked like I could almost suck on them.
>>220509228to be honest it had been normal in Hollywood since the Golden Age to cast a middle aged leading man with a younger actress. nobody thought here that a 51 year old guy paired up with a 26 year old woman was weird, it was just how movies usually worked.
>>220511747This is how I imagine anon looking like
>>220511758We get it man calm your tits
>>220511709>>220511747I'm not up on my deep Dick lore. Is there some reason all the bad guys are horrifically deformed?
>>220511797Yes they are americans
>>220511796Suck her tits*
>>220511797The Rogues Gallery of Dick Tracy is all filled with ugly goons. Crime being bad and depicted clearly to young readers and all for the comics and all.
>>220509228i only remember this movie for having a toy worth thousands
>>220511797Take your pic. Its just how dumb boomers were, so criminals needed physical distinction or ugly people are just naturally evil because no one could love them
>>220511797>According to Gould in the Dick Tracy Museum, he often illustrated the villains in the comic strip with a grotesque visage to underscore how "crime is ugly."
>>220511772>Rosemary Clooneyanyway her irl, ahem, husband was quite a bit older than her and things did eventually end rather horribly
>>220511797It's very simple. Chester Gould's comics were morality plays where the villainy of the villains were reflected on their faces.
>>220511818I don't have that much imagination
Beatty has to do some Dick Tracy thing every couple of years so he doesn't lose the rights to the property.
>>220509228I liked this as a kid, but even then I thought it just a cartoonish joke.
@grok, render some images of Breathless Mahoney but with large juicy tits
>Warren Beatty would shoot "sequels" to this movie in his living room and air them on TCM in the middle of the night because that renewed the copyright and prevented Hollywood from doing some pozzed reboot>He successfully protected the IP this way for the entire time he has owned it, it goes public domain in 2027Beatty is next level based
>>220511892Good.Some fucking Hollywood bean counter is trying to get him to give up the rights so that Dick can be played by Chris Pratt and some other tired DEI horseshit shoved into it when he had been trying to get a sequel off the ground since the 90s? They can have it after it legally enters the public domain, until then, its his and these weird interviews with Beatty pulling up in a goddamn Rolls Royce in full Dick Tracy outfit and simply fucking around with a confused Leonard Maltin count as sequels.
>>220511867tbqh Madonna's retro music hero was more Peggy Lee
>>220511933Where the duck are the sequels?? Also next year I will be releasing a new Dick Tracy comic that is a mix between Golden Age Batman, Dick Tracy, and the Shadow.
>>220512080
Times you acted like Flat Top?
>>220510484or they thought if Batman could use Prince then they had to get Madonna? idk
>>220511626this is a total piece of shit. a generic 30s gangster movie lit like it's streets of fire
>>220511749She shows everything in Body of Evidence and the Truth or Dare concert movie around the 44:40 minute mark. Then she got gross and old and bogged
>>220509228Quit yer bellyaching it was good.
>>220512140GOOD>>220512141I shall watch for she.
>>220511772White Christmas was when the Hays Code still existed so Rosie couldn't do as Madonna did even though the studio did publish a lot of cheesecake photos of her.
>>220512185there were entire generations of actresses for whom we never got to see the goods because of that faggotry
>>220510566
>>220512317'the fuck is this?
this sucked ass so much who framed was way better
>>220509228>>much like recent Scorsese flicks this was just Warren Beatty giving work to his geriatric buddies and didn't care if people born after 1950 watched itthat is very "based" as the kids say
>>220512473They're not even the same genre or method.
>>220512473Mind if I call you dick?
>>220511747>>220511709I can't get over how they used as many villains as they could, made them generic goons, and killed them all off.
>>220513623Dude, Dick Tracy has like, over 200 villains in his rogues gallery. This was a standalone film sure, but it sure as hell had more in the tank to choose from when it came to antagonists had they ever intended on doing any sequels which never manifested. Just getting the universe and the setting established was the hardest part of the movie in that regard but it succeeded. Just not with any more additional movies.
Here's that bombshell lounge singer dame I was telling you about.
>>220509228Warren also fucked her iirc
>>220513947Precisely.There would have been likely no other way that she would have ever gotten the role. The vag' of Madge devours all who linger close like a bipedal sarlaac pit.
Hasn't he done an appearance as Dick Tracy at least once a year in order to retain the rights?
>>220509228I rewatched it recently and I loved itI see no flaw
>>220512140All you are saying are good things
>>220514560lighting this shit like it's batman forever is tonally incoherent
>>220513983Something like that. Kinda based, to be honest. He’ll hold onto it until the grave. Kek
>>220510484I dunno if it was just Batman. There was a clear demand for pulp noir and adventure stories at the time. You had Who Framed Roger Rabbit come an be a huge success, Indiana Jones was still going strong, The Rocketeer. Dick Tracy comes and does okay, which leads to The Shadow and The Phantom which don't do well and kind of killed the trend.
>>220514607
>>220511695>unzips
>>220511363He plays the role at 90 in some random night tv interviews that aren't supposed to actually be seen by anyone every once in a while just so that Hollywood cunts can't get their slimy hands into his Dick Tracy rights until he dies.
Pretty movie with good actors, too bad the script is such slop.
>>220515348did i stutter? this is exactly why bullworth looks like batman forever too
