what the fuck does he even do? like, why is he there?
is he on ozempicwhy is he so much leaner
>>220509551thumbnail looks like a key and peel character
His entire plot line has been impotently seething at Soldier boy since season 3. It doesn't even make sense, Homelander wants to subjugate all of humanity and be a living god, even if that means exterminating 90% of the people on the planet and Soldier boy for the most part just wants to fuck hookers and snort coke. But in MMs mind Soldier Boy is as bad as him or worse just because he is a generic boomer tier racist. Apparently actual genocide and mild racism are the same thing now.
>>220509551He's the nigger of the show; every jewish show needs a nigger or two.
>>220509551Quota filler.
>>220509551>Homelander>Deep>Butcher (sometimes)Everybody else is just filler and fodder. Most of the Gen V cast are good too but they got shitcanned hard.
>>220509738no idea what you're talking about
>>220509738didn't he kill one of his relatives? i'm not sure because i always sleep through episodes but i feel like you're being dishonest
>>220509796What color are you?
>>220509825He accidentally threw a car into their house, killing his grandfather.
>>220509825NTA, but he supposedly threw a car into his families apartment when trying to stop a car theft. He was a apparently high as a kite so he doesn't remember what happened. Because he killed black people that means he's racist. No really, that's what MM thinks
>>220509796Did you miss the last 3 seasons? He has 3 types of scenes:>Complaining about Racism and Soldier Boy>Complaining about his OCD and Soldier Boy>Complaining about Butchers Plans and Soldier Boy
>>220509825He was sent to respond to a carjacking or something, I'm pretty sure they said he was blasted out of his mind on cocaine at the time, he found the carjackers and threw the car randomly into an apartment killing MMs grandfather I think. and MM has forever more taken that to mean that Soldier Boy killed his grandfather because he was black.
Apparently he can stand toe to toe with supes now.
>>220509551I for sure thought when he was explaining how he got his nickname last episode that it was going to be like a Mike Tyson pigeon story kinda riff...instead it was even lazier.
>>220509908i don't think he brought up soldier boy this season except for one scene last episode, its like the writers forgot about it
>>220510015He also had that breakdown a few episodes ago when he found out Soldier Boy is immune to the virus. And vaguely when he was explaining that his OCD was better because he stopped let his past trauma(Soldier Boy killing his gramps) control him so much. Admittedly they really tried to tone down his Soldier Boy seethe this season, but funnily enough that has just resulted in him having almost nothing to say or do this season.
>>220509738>little MM sitting at home>car gets thrown through apartment >father is crushed to death>look outside>it’s soldier boy>whoops>takes a drag off of joint>tough luck there little niglet, anyway you know where i can get some chicken i am starving>MM starts bawling>of course you people can’t answer a simple question typical >takes a swig from flask>begins humming karma chameleon>wanders off
>>220509551I think he had detective skills in season 1
>>220510371His father was a lawyer who died hunched over at the type writer. How does he die to a car being thrown at his house with little MM being in it then a second time spending all of his energy getting revenge at vought?
>>220510371And this makes him worse than Homelander, how? This is literally no different than what A-train(and most other supes in this world) did at least once and supposedly multiple times, and MM basically let him off the hook for it and told him that redemption is always possible.Also I think you mean MM's grandfather, I thought MMs father died of a heart attack or something while suing vought.
>>220510371>Little Hughie waiting for his girlfriend outside of Radio Shack after work>You see a blue blur and suddenly you are covered in her blood and guts>Look over>It's A-train>Sorry, can't stop, too busy!>Zooms out of there and leaves you traumatized and covered in gore>Later on that same blue suited dickhead holds your father hostage and threatens to kill him while taunting you about splattering your girlfriend across the pavementThis guy got a redemption arc and was forgiven by every character by the way.
>>220509738>watching capeshit for four seasons and still having absolutely zero media literacyit is genuinely impressive how fucking stupid you are. do you need subway surfers gameplay at the bottom of the screen to understand basic human psychology? "it doesnt even make sense" it makes perfect sense to anyone who isnt a completely socially stunted shut in. homelander is an abstract threat to the world but soldier boy murdered his actual family member and derailed his entire childhood. real human beings care more about the guy who literally killed their family than the guy giving generic supervillain speeches on tv you absolute brainlet. log off and go back to marvel movies where the bad guy is painted purple so your infantile brain can easily identify the threat. you are unironically too stupid to follow amazon prime trash.
this dead grandma ass nigga really fuckin' pigeons out in these streets, kekekeke, nigga what the fuck
>>220511120>homelander is an abstract threat to the worldlmao, what? Homelanders threat to the world hasn't been "abstract" since season 1. A child could see that seething at Soldier Boy when Homelander exists is completely retarded. Sure, you will always hate the guy and will never stop trying to get revenge because he killed your grandpa, but his endless moralizing about how Soldier Boy and Homelander are the same back in season 3 is grounded in no real fact, it's all based on personal grievance. And MM is in way better of a position than almost everyone to be aware of the real threats that both pose.It's like the trolly problem except instead of 1 person vs 5 it's Soldier boy occasionally killing someone absentmindedly because he is a selfish unempathetic boomer and Homelander killing off most of the world and turning the survivors into slaves. Which I guess is a choice that is somehow still not obvious enough for both you and apparently MM.
>>220511304>brings up the trolley problem to explain human griefyou are genuinely autistic. real people do not operate on utilitarian math when their family gets murdered you absolute sperg. if a drunk driver squashed your mother like a bug you would not give a single shit about some billionaire on tv threatening to take over the government. you would want to kill the guy who killed your mom. the fact that you think MM should just switch off his lifelong PTSD because homelander is technically a bigger statistical threat proves you have never interacted with a human being outside of a discord server. cape fans will literally watch a character experience visceral trauma and then complain that he isnt minmaxing his revenge efficiently enough.
>>220511421>some billionaire on tv threatening to take over the government>because homelander is technically a bigger statistical threatYou are really trying as hard as possible to downplay how much more of a threat that homelander obviously is, MM isn't getting his information on homelander from news reports or second hand anecdotes. he has seen multiple times first hand what homelander is capable of, how mentally unstable he is, and what he wants to do. And still he thinks Soldier Boy and Homelander are the same. I'm not saying MM should forgive Soldier Boy, he shouldn't, I certainly wouldn't. But I would expect that someone who has spent years in a group that is literally trying to stop Supes from taking over the world would be able to look at the situation objectively. He is a middle aged man, not an emotional teenager.
>>220509648>homelander gets v1>butcher, a supe or whatever even says scared "run">next episode they are all happy and just waltzing around a homelander related event just chilling and vaping
>>220511612He was having an hours long laser orgasm, I guess when you take v1 you can't stop cooming.
>>220509551why does he look like he has aids
>>220509738He ain't no heroHe's just another racist piece of shit
>>220509648nigger went from mother's milk to uncle's jizz
>>220509551Token
>>220509551Anon you never know when someones going to need a 5 minute pep talk about breastfeeding a pigeon
>>220509857Who the fuck was Souja Boy fighting? There aren't evil supes where they have to throw cars around. Plus how old is MM if his father died from that before Souja Boy was in Russia?
>>220509551well he throatfucked a pigeon
He beat that chudcel who was molesting his black daughter last season, the one who worshipped homelander like drumpkins worship blumpf
>look annie I know you're vaping weed a lot but I breastfed and throatfucked a pigeon after hood niggers made fun of me because my grandma died, then they called me cum boy, but I changed to mother's milk cuz it sounds cooler>"oh ok, I'm going to vape now" *bones rattle*
>>220509551>Get cucked by a basedboy Homelander fanboy who has a bigger dick than, is a better father, and fucks better than you>Get literal gallons of cum ejaculated on him at herogasm>Get molested by giant dick supe>Seethe about whiteyThat's all I remember
