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you all proved to be idiots
and wrong,

congrats.

Nolan won again.
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el penor XDDD
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>>220510306
wow this 43 year old lesbian looks so YOUNG
?????????
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>>220510306
still not watching
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>>220510306
The blackest Nigga is still playing Helen
You lost
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>>220510336
lmao
you are a fucking idiot and OBSESSED

she plays an irrelevant side character you freak.
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>el penor
kek
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>>220510316
fpbp
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>>220510306
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>>220510306
The damage has already been done. Nobody will go to see this.
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>>220510356
can't believe it took like 8 replies to get this
yall niggas slipping lmao
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>>220510345

this has not been confirmed yet

also who gives a shit about Helen? She plays no significant role during Odyssey arch, she was only important diring the troy invasion.
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>>220510353
Cool, it's still horribly cast and soulless, Mr. Marketer.
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>>220510306
I never made a prediction over which character she would play
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>>220510374
it's literally the first reply you blind motherfucker
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>>220510388
sorry bro im very high and stupid im sorry
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>>220510353
Still not watching
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>>220510306
>40 year old woman
>youngest member of the crew
I didn't know Odysseus was running a Royal Carribean cruise. Will they be playing shuffleboard?
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>>220510306
more like
>Nopeenor

am I right?
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>>220510376
>this has not been confirmed yet
It was confirmed recently by Nolan in a Time interview.
>who gives a shit about Helen
Then why include her if it doesn't matter?
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>>220510316
i lol'd
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>El Penor
Subtle. I love it.
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>>220510316
is that the name she gave to her dick graft?
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>>220510374
Check fp you fucking jeet
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>>220510306
>el penor
you got that right kek.
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>>220510316
Even to this day, directors still keep mocking her
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>>220510306
Is that the retard who falls off the roof and dies
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>>220510353
>it's only side character bro
yeah fuck off, faggots who watch anything with any tranny in them should get killed and hanged
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a tiny weak "man" playing the miserable ghost of a great hero who reflects that the lowest living existence is better than being seen as a hero among wraiths would have been a pretty inspired idea actually
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This flick finna suck a Polyphemus size cyclops dick fr fr
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Nolan should go back to capeshit
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>>220510306
>Elpenor
>doesn't have a penorr
HAHAAHAH
Also, you're a tremendous faggot and loser for posting more Odysslop to bait people, OP.
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He should cast him as Helen just to confuse the fuck out of everyone.
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>>220510577
Dayum this young buck looks swole. Bet he could take 70% of /tv/irgins.
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>>220510316
Entered the thread to type this.
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>>220510306
Of course he wasnt going to play Achilles, meaning the ultimate greek hero, are people fucking retarded? Nolan probably won't even show Achilles
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>>220510725
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>>220510306
/pol/trannies were wrong about something?! STOP THE PRESSES
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>>220510353
>freak
>defends a woman playing a man
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>>220510765
Nolan cast 12 years slave girl as Helen of fucking Troy. Achilles being a tranny is absolutely plausible here
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>>220510306
I don't know how any of you fags believed the bullshit about him being Achilles. It came from nowhere and makes no sense. You fags just wanted it to be true so you could be mad.
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>>220510316
kek
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This board really just is endless complaining over literally nothing
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>>220511155
People just live for the seething. I don't get it. It's the same story as professionally offended SJWs, equally retarded and annoying
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>>220511146
>him
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stfu you gay nogger botch
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>>220510306
>expected to
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>>220510316
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>>220511274
lmao
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>>220511194
If jerking off to it feels gay then its a him
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>>220510316
Damn I wish I was this clever
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>>220510306
Ok? Im not supporting anything with a tranny in it, if some how its good Ill torrent it, they wont get a fucking dime from me
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>>220510306
>>220510316
ellen penor XDDDD
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>>220510306
Seeing her fight is going to be hilarious.
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>>220510316
god damn it
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>>220510316
Your crown, my king
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>>220510316
> tranny
> plays character called el penor
> el penor
> the penis
Who writes this shit?
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>>220511400
it's not a marvel movie she shows up gets drunk and falls off a roof
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>>220510316
Frank Enpenor
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>>220510316
Welcome back, old /tv/, I missed ya
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>>220511465
This. Is. Everything.
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>>220511515
thanks man it's my letterboxd review
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>>220510316
nolan-sama I kneel
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>>220510316
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>>220510316
Fakin hell
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>>220511637
4U
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>>220510316
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>>220510306
elpeenor and she dont ahve a penor, wellplayed noler
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>>220510316
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>>220510353
Okay? Lupita shouldn't be in the movie at all, or almost any black people, ideally.
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>>220510316
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>>220510316
Jejeje
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>>220510316
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>>220510353
>she
Uhm, that's problematic, chud
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>>220511637
>the pain penis
>played by woman pretending to be a man, with no penis
Noland is a genius.
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>Role could have been a breakout for the latest teenage twink land
>Instead goes to some broken 40 yr old demented slag
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>>220510316
in english doc
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>>220511748
BRAVO NOLAN(D)
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>>220510709
>>220510765
>>220511146
>him
>her
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>>220510353
>OBSESSED
>you freak
what causes this
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si pero yo solo hablo español los martes
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>>220510306
Irrelevant, not watching
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>>220510306
hathaway isnt pretty enough for penelope
shame on you nolan
also please fix your colorblindness problem
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>>220510306
>youngest
that bitch is like 40
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TOTAL

WOKESHIT

FLOP

INCOMING
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>>220510412
Stop smoking weed you faggot.
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>>220510316
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>>220510353
Only freak here is that tranny. She shouldn't even be in the movie. Kike
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>>220510306
>39 year old plays a young character
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>>220511748
>the penis pain
Ellen has penis pain, that is, pain because she can't have a real penis. or something idk.
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>>220510316
shid :DDD
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>>220510353
Troon seethe
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>Actual Nolanfags running damage control for this shit
Told you cunts for years Nolan was pure Plebbit but ya wouldn't listen. Uppercut yourselves.
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>>220514061
I like the webm where he skips. Got it, anyone?
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>>220510306
>and wrong,
>implying anyone actually thought she was cast as achilles
Nobody here fell for the rage marketing. All those threads were unironically paid content.
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>>220510306
The movie is the Odyssey not the Iliad. Achilles is not even in the movie other than the flashbacks
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>el penor
you can't make this shit up
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>>220510306
>L penor
KEK
LMAO EVEN
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>>220510306
>40 something woman
>youngest

Huh?
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>>220514295
Oh, so that makes it make sense.
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>>220510316
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>>220510306
Why is a young male crew member portrayed by a mutilated girl?
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>>220510353
>>220510376
Why do it in the first place if it's irrelevant?
Still not watching
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>>220510316
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>>220515029
it's avant-garde, like that time Cate Blanchett played Bob Dylan
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>>220510353
>she
Elliot is male
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>>220510306
I AM VERY ANGRY ABOUT WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE IN STAR WARS
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>>220510306
>youngest soldier is 40
Nolan really is a retard
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>>220510306
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>220510376
>220515548
fucking shameless the way you trannies brigade and astroturf this goyslop garbage.

I think this film has garnered even more anti-hype than the Joker 2 - The Raped did. I wonder how badly it'll flop.

>>220510316
KEK LMFAO
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>>220510306
Senor El Penor
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>>220514295
lorelet
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>>220515537
What's her chromosome profile? Well, what is it? Louder, you miserable moron.
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>>220510306
she looks 45
how is she the youngest
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>>220510316
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>>220510316
Epig
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>>220510316
fucking this lmao
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>>220511274
toplel
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>>220510316
lol
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A girl named Ellen disguised as another dude disguised as playing another dude.
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>>220510316
4CHAN WINS AGAIN
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>>220510376
Doesn't matter, shouldn't be in the film at all.
Damon does fit the part all, the entire casting is rotten, Nolan is boring as shit. The entire thing can suck a dick.
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>>220510316
Nolan is trolling us. There's just no other plausible explanation.
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>>220510316
Oh fugg
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>>220510376
the face that launched a thousand ships was not a gorrilla. thats all that matters.
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>>220510306
Too late! It has been already established that she plays the role of Achilles. You lost, tranny.
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>>220516224
He's english. He's not trolling, they're just THAT cucked nowadays.
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>>220510306
Leaked part of the script reveals that there will be a scene of sex between Elpenor and Achilles. Maybe that is where the confusion came from.
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>>220510316
Kino
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>>220515029
She ends up the ship bicycle
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>>220510306
An another reason to shit on Nolan's Odyssey.
Page as Achilles would be the top deconstructionism!
Unironically they both haven't balls to do that.
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>>220510316
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>>220510306
Irrelevant, Odysseus didn't have trannies. Trannies didn't fight during the troyan war.
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>>220510316
Aggilless =DDD
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>>220511146
people didn't watch the trailers so they believed the ai-generated clips
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>>220510353
>she plays
did you just misgender Elliot?
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>>220518770
People have seen the trailer, but it looked like AI.
Or at least it was so stupid and bad that it being AI was their way to cope
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>>220518795
no, that anon correctly gendered Elliot (who apparently misgenders herself by wrongly referring to herself as a man)
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>>220510306
HOL UP
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>>220518817
and will misgender whatever character she plays in the movie, trannycasting is poetic justice.
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>5'
>100~ pounds
who would someone willingly choose to put themselves in the hyper manlet category? how much does he get ridiculed daily by women who question him on why he even exists at this size? how many times has he been in line to place an order and had the man behind him talk over him when it's his turn and pretend he doesn't even notice him when he protests?
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ancient greek was full of gay homosexuals and trans people.


I have a masters degree in history.


sorry chud.

in fact, gay sex was considered normal back in those days.
This is not even bait, I'm just stating the facts.
Nolan only including 1 trans person in this movie is actually doing you all a big favor.
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>>220519137
>gay sex was considered normal back in those days
Tell us how they treated the bottoms, history expert. Tell us if they still treated bottoms as humans, or as second grade human like slaves.
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>>220519137
All accounts of Greece being institutionally gay were written by notorious homosexual pedophile Plato.
Like modern gays he was trying to convince the masses that homosexuality (and pedophilia) were normal and tolerable.
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>>220510306
Isent she like 50?
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>>220516289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYm4CLeq_E
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>>220515682
terrible falseflag
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>>220510780
bodied that freak
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>>220510306
wow epic troll!!!
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>>220510316

inlcude me in the screenshot
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Wait... chuds made up a completely imaginary scenario to bitch about for days on end? Has that ever happened before?
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>>220510316
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>>220510306
>Youngest crew member
>39-years-old
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I never gave a shit one way or the other which character the tranny played. This movie is still going to be what all Nolan movies are: mostly half-baked, loud, badly edited, and lacking substance. It will predictably satisfy no one and be forgotten in mere weeks
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>>220510316
I kneel
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>>220510364

Then why are you in this thread?
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>>220516289
The booty that stole a thousand bikes
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>>220510316
If someone giggles in the movie theater when they say her name out loud I’m going to automatically assume you know this joke
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>>220510306
>Elpenor
Was that the one that died like Trevor Moore?
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>>220510316
Put me in the screencap
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>>220510316
How will (s)he ever recover?
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>>220510316
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everyone replying to the el penor joke


it means you are all losers
you lost
this is your cope
this joke is your cope
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>>220510306
>Elliot

Lmao what an ugly woman
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>>220511155
>>220511186

YWNBAW, and don’t you forget it sweetie
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Elpooner.
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>>220510316
screen me in putcap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIcJ96erSk
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>>220522232
lol, he's seething
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>>220511637
Penor does not mean that in spanish
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>>220510306
this fake leak shit worked one time with sonic and now they do it for everything. problem is casting ellen page in any role cannot be salvaged. i will not watch anything with her in it.
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>>220522328
Penor is not a word in Spanish. The word for penis is "pene" and for pain is "dolor". Penar is when a ghost haunts.
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>>220522469
she is haunted by the ghost of the penor she never had
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>>220519137
>gay sex was considered normal back in those days
So was pederasty, with young boys getting abused. Would you like that portrayed too?
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>>220510306
>FtM troon
>playing "el penor"
Now that was just cruel.
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>>220522548
>young boys getting abused. Would you like that portrayed too?
only if warwick davis is available to play the boy
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>>220510306
>el peñor
Based Nolan?
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>>220522586
gave me a chuckle
i'll allow it
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>>220510316
el penor status?
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>>220522584
>i have a dear friend in Rome named
>BIGUS
>DICKUS
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>>220510306
I never cared about her role. She shouldn't get any to begin with.
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>>220510306
Isn't she like 40 now? She'd be one of the oldest crew members
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>>220522614
>titus zipperus
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>>220510306
>youngest crew member
>looks 40 in the face
Lmao
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>>220510306
What’s that pot have to do with anything?
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Didn't Elpenor :D die by getting drunk and falling down stairs when Ulysses' crew stopped by Circe's Palace? It's kinda strange to cast a known actor for a comic relief character that gets at most 2 pages of book time. And yes, I respected his pronouns, because I am a decent human being.
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>>220522975
Playing along with the mentally ill canadian girl on a Bolivian buttfucking forum doesn’t make you a decent human being.
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>>220522975
Nigga got drunk and fell off a roof.
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>>220522794
it's where the genie comes from, moron. looks like somebody hasn't read the book.
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>>220510306
>youngest
>she is 40yo
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>>220523031
>Nigga
Hard R or back to twitta
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>>220510316
Kek
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>>220510316
ebin :DD
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>>220510316
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>>220510306
Nolan is a fucking retard. Tenet confirmed this
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>>220510316
What was Nolan smoking?
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>>220510412
DUDE WEED
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just remember: while all regular people wil be watching Odyssey when it comes out, pathetic terminally online losers will be here seething about them while thinking that they are somehow smarter than everyone else
get a life
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As if it doesn't get more funnier, When the crew's ship stops, The character falls of drunk and dies from a head injury kek
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>>220510306
>expected
we won't know it until we see it
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>>220510316
KEK
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>>220522610
grafted
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>>220510910
Nah, there's only so much shit they can get away with before even the plebs won't like it. Nog Helen is much more believable though still possibly fake and gay.
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>>220510316
lmao
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>>220523845
nog helen is officially confirmed and it's a dual role where she also plays clytemnestra
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>The youngest crew member
>43
???
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>>220524564
The greeks spent 10 year in Troy and Odysseus travelled another 10 years, it isnt that farfetched that someone in their 20-25 was the youngest in the crew.
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>>220510306
this movie will flop because nobody interested in the Odyssey will pay to see a black Helen of Troy
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>>220510316
Bravo Nolan!
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>>220510306
don't care, im not watching.
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>>220510353
>please watch my social warrior movie so it makes money and all of hollywood feels justified for putting troons faggots and niggers into everything



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