post kino deaths
>>220510647>Okay I'm going to kill you, but I'm not going to lift up your shirt because that's gross and I hate women. Except my grandma. Me leaving you with your dignity is my gift to her. Love you gran gran.
>>220510647Jason X is kino, in my top 3 F13 films
i really wish i had a webm of lance henriskens death in hard target. thats my favorite
>>220510737man I have the first 8 on blu rat but havent seen XF113 5 has top tier tits. puts sweeney to shame
It's OK for Jason to grope cute snowbunnies but when I do it it's bad.
>>220510647
>>220510647that freezing VFX is actually really good
>>220510647Can’t watch webms anymore, shit sucks. They just don’t load anymore, only mp4s.
>>220510936Turn your phone sideways and click on the filename.
>>220510936update your shit nigga. Its always you
>Wilhelm scream ruins the scene
>>220510968Nope. Not working for me either. I have to click on the filename.
>>220510936>>220510980it's probably 4chanX/XT, does it work if you disable it?
>>220510952Yeah thanks anon but I knew that>>220510952It is up to date it’s just that I have a fucking Itoddler
>>220510822Kino
>>220510647>>220510822
>>220510936click on the three dots on the post and then "open original file"
The ant scene from indiana jones 4 fucked me up as a kid
>>220510853For real. Looks like the time my dog, Henry, stepped into a puddle of liquid nitrogen and lost his leg. Love my little tripod Henry.
Someone post the one from Dragged Across Concrete, where Jennifer Carpenter gets her hand shot to bits.
>>220510699Based
>>220511104>2008>"As a kid"
>>220511100Yes thanks I’ll do that from now on sigh
>>220511199You got a problem unc?
>>220511095
>>220511187D.A.R.E. and my church youth group prepared me for moments like this.
>>220511221Ignoring the actually scene itself, why the fuck are movies so dark nowadays?
>>220510749Usually the first 8 are sold on BD boxsets together since Paramount owns those, Warner Brothers owns Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X and Freddy vs Jason so they sell those on different sets
>>220511221pure comedy
>>220511285Lol what is this from?
>>220511305Legend of the Overfiend. His demon dick swells up to the size of a telephone pole until she explodes. And you thought The Frightener was gratuitous.
>>220511388OUTTA MY WAY SHITTER FUCKING SHITS
>>220511035kek, what rapper was that?
>>220511236Because they have to try to hide their shitty, Indian made CGI as best they can.
>>220510647Do you think she was already dead just from the face freezing up?
>>220511269
>>220511388kaaahma police...arrest this man
>>220511447Malik el-shabazz
>>220511301Death Proof is so fucking good, but the only proper way to watch it is the way it was intended, with Planet Terror first and the fake trailers in betweenLast time I watched it was a couple of years ago and I couldn't stop laughing at the ending, possibly the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie, worked because before that the last time I saw it was when it came outNow I need to wait just as long or more to watch it again so the ending hits the way it did that one time
>>220510936skill issue.
>>220511472I wonder why he could only run on the pavement. Wouldn't he stand a better chance if he left the road and crossed a ditch or some rough terrain?
>>220511436Now we’re talking
>>220511532Based
>>220511530He could only run in the pavement because that’s what the movie needed
>>220511530I think the book briefly touches on something like that and it's basically>oOooOOOh demon car! Ain't gotta explain shit!
>>220510822>0:05BRB. Reinstalling UT99.
>>220511549>>220511566B-but... Muh suspension of disbelief is no longer suspended! It's ruined; deflated even.
>>220511472>t.
>>220510647For me is the face melting scene in The Fly II. But I'm phoneposting, so somebody else will have to do the needful and post the .gif in my stead, thank you very much.
>>220511221
>>220511694the all time classic
>>220511742Wtf
>>220511742this movie was so cool when I was a kid(still cool but was then, too)
>>220511727Perhaps I am wondering why she would throw a man out of a plane, before shooting him?
>>220511471which jason was this again? jason goes to hell?
>>220511786She did it AFTER throwing him from a plane, perfectly reasonable in that order.
>>220511795Freddy Vs. Jason
>>220511742IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>220511822okay. I was going to watch that last week. seen chunks of it but not full
>>220511786Didn't want to make a mess in teh plane
>>220511824perpetual boy crusher
>>220511725Best one
>>220511571based T1000 killer
>>220511670>Kananga's inflation.>Blofeld getting thrown down a factory chimney.>Jaws surviving a freefall off a plane.>Bond deactivating a nuclear bomb in full clown attire.>Knick Knack.Moore's era was so fucking goofy.
>>220511670Love Yaphet like you wouldn't believe.
>>220511671One of my most cherished reaction images.
>>220511907RIP, Erin Moriarty.
>>220511891What is this?
>>220512038all the blob deaths are kino
>>220512008Prison 1987
>>220511778What movie?
>>220511943I don't remember this in Samurai Jack.
>>220512130*six-shooter laugh*
If you know, you know.
>>220512176Oh I know
>>220512164You didn't watch season 5?
>>220511742Anyone have a webm of the Austin Powers steamroller death scene?
>>220512164S5Doesn't count
>>220512176
>>220512241I like the fire escape one better.
>>220512273Looks delicious to be honest.
>>220511907Me AI genning porn
Someone make a webm of this kill in Wishmaster 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjczQ0eICiE
>>220510822>Your arms too short to box with Jason>>220511104pic related
>>220512576the mangler?
>>220512627yes
>>220511927Havent seen him in much other than Bond and Midnight Run.
>>220512648surely you know about the Bonus Situation
>>220512680lmao forgot about that
>>220512648He's great in Baltimore Homicide tv series.
>>220510699You should see the BTS footage, he was intentionally groping her even when she was using her hand to get him to stop. Surprised he hasn’t been metoo’d
>>220511907Kino
>>220511960I'll never watch either of The Fly movies again. I've seen them both enough times and they always make me feel sick. They just go too far. Waaaaaay to heavy on the body horror.
>>220511199He could’ve been born that year and still be allowed to post here anon
>>220512814
>>220512845That's the black guy from Jumanji
>>220512875I'm not saying the movies aren't kino, I'm merely saying they're too spicy for me.
>>220512902LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
>>220512731To be fair you can barely see shit with his mask, the bag mask from part 2 was even worse since the guy who played him was smashing himself against trees constantly according to the BTS interviews
>>220511436Ohhh MUH DIK!They were supposed to have some footage that got cut. Shit that was only a few seconds long and plus it had a different voice over from her. The fact that we can't see it is what sucks.
>>220512902>oof, a tad bit too spicy for my liking is all...kill yourself
>>220510822>A kill so memorable they used that scene in the art of some "Part 8" home media re-releases
>>220512913No u. I don't wanna see maggot fetus again.Inb4 that would be a good name for a hard rock band.
>>220511571But when does an Ithaca 37 jam??? /k/ you there?
>>220512040Imagine having the silicone dolls that they used for that scene
>>220512954it's coming for YOUUUUUU
>>220512913
>>220512953ROCK ON!
>>220511949She's hot. What movie?
>>220512967>Oh... Great. So... I guess I got dat to, you know... Look forward too.
>>220512987Grudge 2. Deleted scene
>>220512875>>220512954Big deal. Try going through that 41 more times.
>>220512953Yeah but what else are they gonna use on a poster that’s specifically showing scenes from the movie
>>220511823I have a feeling this guy was originally written as a younger kid.
Jason movies QRD from a dead noghttps://youtu.be/WEtUMT8K8jM?si=zYGUxxEwoyeTgL2C
>>220513026those sick bastards
>>220513026>You see! I told you the fly's have a crossbreeding agenda, Jesse! It all started here at Bohemian Grove! Disney started it all back in the 90s! It's all declassified!
>>220511725When I was younger I always thought he got raped in the bed
>>220513101It was a young Johnny Depp. OF COURSE he was raped.
>>220511902what kino?
>>220513026>We'll just make the offspring half fly-half mouse, what? What's wrong with that?
>>220512731https://youtu.be/FWMU2c4KNnQ?t=29m20s you weren't kidding
>>220511236nobody actually films in the dark anymore, if it's a night scene they just light it with blue light and artificially darken it in post, which is why it simultaneously looks too bright in the highs and too dark in the lows.
>>220513309Eddie didn't fucking deserve that
>>220511031absolute cinema
surprised no one posted the feast monster cum death one yet.
>>220511122Goddamn nigger what were you and your faggot dog doing near liquid nitrogen pudds haha I would fuck ur ass
>>220512130I love all the puppets from the Puppet Masters. I'd treat them well as they killed my foes.
>>220510699Jason is not a pervert
>>220512193This can't be real lmao
>>220510775Go drink your cow piss, Ranjeet.
>>220511035CIA paid them boys good.
>>220512875>Screaming continuesI was me.
>>220512218MONSTER COCK IN THE DOOR!
>>220511670>But what about the bonus situAAAATIOOOON-
>>220513466Every death is an absolute asspull.
>>220512223Where from?
>>220513185First time i realize the doc holds a wild west revolver.
>>220511670really they should have just let the shark chomp him or something, the effect looked so preposterously bad even for the time period
>>220513480Coyote physics
>that one guy getting absolutely smashed to death after seeing a tank for the first time
>>220513496The Toxic Avenger
>>220510647Why does Jason so violently murder people he doesn't even know? What's his problem?
>>220511742>the abrupt cut at 0:14 because the effect was a bloodbag covered by a wig with the intention it would break and leave a big blood smear on the roller, but it exploded instead and looked way too gruesome so it was edited down
>>220513070It was, hence why he acts strangely childish in the scene
Wheelchair using, disabled fucking FAGGOT
>>220511436>Avatar deleted scene
>>220511386Man those atom bombs sure did a number on Japan, didn't they
>>220512731His hand had to be ON the top or else it starts slipping up. But luck would have it that she's wearing a cropped top where it only goes down to her breasts so Jason was in a catch 22 of having to keep her shirt down while also having to hold and drag her away for the scene.
>>220511802Nice reading comprehension sar
>>220512223lil Johnny becomes very big and tall for the tumble
>>220512557technically this is not a death
>this is funny
>>220513478He was so goddammed good.
>>220513203that final head shake always gets me. just what were they thinking?
>>220511927jew btw
Horror is way more kino when it's kinda campy, don't understand why directors don't get that shit.
This is the first thing that comes to mindAlso it's kind of cheating but all the deaths in the how not to be seen sketch
>>220513312>anymorebro they almost never did in the first placeday for night filters go back a century
Some of you niggas are way too macabre
>>220513492I hate when my dishwasher suddenly goes on the "explode" setting.
>>220511031In the audio commentary the director said that originally the skeleton wasn't supposed to move but they ended up shaking it by mistake and he found it funny so they went with that take
>>220513466>Death randomly using magically appearing water to cause the death, then disappearing it to cover it up and make it look like a suicideReally weird and never happens anywhere else in the entire series. Same as it clearly appearing as a shadowy figure in the mirror too instead of being entirely invisible and only showing its presence via an unnatural wind, like the rest of the films. Presumably a leftover of an earlier draft when they were meant to look like suicides instead of accidents.
>>220512223>*Watch Toxic Avenger 2* >*Toxie kills all men and cuts them into pieces* >*Doesn't kill the woman, instead he undressed her and left her naked on the street* Based?
>>220513758The opening to TA2 is unfathomably based. Cracks me up every time.
>>220510737Based.For me the top 3 are1-Jason Takes Manhattan (Yes, and I mean it unironically)2-Jason Lives3-Jason X
>>220513026I love how fucking mad this made people
>>220511960>>220511671The fact that he doesn't even dies after that, which is realistic.
>>220511199How old were you in 08, grandpa?
>>220513429*kiss your tummy*
>>220513163sword of a stranger i think, solid movie
>>220513800This actually happened to my buddy Eric once.
>>220513916Was he alright?
>>220514093He didn't make it, sadly. I'm not super broken up over it.
>>220511911you're the goofy one, kid
>>220514125Any missile experts, wouldn't that fuck up the aerodynamics?
>>220513492She played Bridgette in Leprechaun 2.
>>220511907>Women pay to look like this
>>220511742>>220513531>we'll never get an unrated cut of Maximum Overdrive with all the gore left inyo mama
>>220514301Women
>>220511700why hold on to the boot when there's a fucking net LITERALLY next to his hands
>>220513554what's the context of this?
>>220513659like whoppie goldberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcg6qT2zyQM
>>220510737>>220513790For me its: >1-New Blood >2-Jason X>3-Jason Takes Manhattan
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>>220511902reminds me of the death of kisaragi saemon in basilisk. no I ain't no weeb, I had to look those names up.
>>220514362Why didn't he stomp into her chest cavity or something? Aren't clankers supposed to be smart?
>>220514576Looking up anything Japanese makes you a weeb. Sorry, that's how it works.
>>220511199Uhhhh yeah.
>>220514686okay.
>>220513309Eddie went out like a damn hero
I’m too late for this thread but I’d say basically any kill from The Blob 1988
>>220512218Feast is a weird series, I really like the first one but the other 2 are very different.
>>220511733Brutal.
>>220511100not all heroes wear cape
>>220512601See now that's a waste of a perfectly good 'pple,
>>22051445210buxs
>>220511035The glow should be added.
>>220514964I wanted to point out how stupid it is that they didn't unplug the machine before cleaning it, but wagies are lazy enough for that. Routine makes them stop caring about basic stuff like basic safety procedures.>t. Wagie.
>>220511236helps hide rushed production and low quality rendering
>>220511902>inverse triforceNintendo got to them
>>220515422I can't believe this happened in real life.
>>220512576It's weird that real industrial accidents are 200% more cartoony than anything put to film. I don't know how you'd sell a realistic "oops my arm turned into spaghetti" without it playing like comedy. Or "got caught in the lathe, now I'm a candy cane".
>>220513730right choice as this one scene stuck in my head for years after seeing this movie as a very young kid loleven knew att it was a comedy horror but the unnatural jerking was no less horrifying as a visual
I think we can all agree Part 9 is by far the worst.
>>220512038came here just to find this, most fucked up death scene I've ever seen
>>220511436They don't make 'em like this any more
>>220511823wtf
>>220510647So I get just watching people die, if that's what you're into, but what else is the appeal of these movies? If there isn't any, can you just be honest and say you like watching people die?
>>220514964>>220515354>>220515410what are those ?>>220516344Creativity ! stab stab gun gun is okay but decapitated digested then shat is something else !
>>220516435It's all been done literally 10 times over. There's nothing creative or original about these "deaths". You can also enjoy something for it's creativity and originality without it just being people dying. You clearly don't find it scary, is it supposed to be funny? It's not funny to anyone normal.
>>220512064>>220516088What's great is that they filmed the first death last. They were able to take everything they learned over the course of filming with the slime to make the opening kill the absolute best.
>>220516435TV show Six Feet Under. Show ends by showing the death of every character. Accidents, natural causes, etc.
>>220516464>anyone normal
>>220516568You're right, I should have rephrased that. It's not funny to anyone that wasn't raped or molested as a child.
>>220516344>>220516464>>220516587
>>220515410It looks like some bullshit they'd have the final season of the Boys.
>>220513466Why is he grabbing foid underwear?
>>220517106KWAB
>>220511436Is it killing her or just raping her?
>>220511706made me chuckle
>>220517176the later
>>220514301Is this the movie with the evil machine and later they tried to do an exorcism on it?
>>220516850>Joe Rogan Unhinged Seriously though what's the story there?
