It really is that simple
>>220512888It's my dick, why does it matter to you?
Peter Griffin looking motherfucker.
I just got drunk and found a hooker on craigslist.
>>220512888i look pretty much like this only 80-100 pounds fatter and with a bigger jew nose (and my autistic bowl haircut is starting to thin, man god really does hate me, doesnt he?) if i was a skinny hunk with a full head of hair like this guy im sure i could get laid too
He finally found a boyfriend?
>>220512888Before he was an ascetic, a stoic sage, his virginity made him special. Now he's just a loser who had sex one.
>>220514008>his virginity made him specialKEEEEK incels say the darndest things!
>>220514060of course the cumskin can't understand asceticism
>>220514060To be fair, remaining a virgin past a certain age is historically rare. Death or a wife would've got you after a certain age. So you are pretty much left with eunuchs, priests, and the modern man.
>>220512888I pulled a biker from under a station wagon that hit him at an intersection and diverted traffic until the ambulance arrived while a friend watched. She immediately got drunk when we got back to my house and practically dragged me to bed. I don't know if she was a danger slut or just felt I deserved a reward, but it was pretty cool.
>>220514083is this really what brown people are trying to use as an insult? it just confirms that 4chan is in fact infested with browns
>>220512888>get scammed asian femcel>LOL GOT LAID AT LEASTRetard now has to get a job.
I mean he fucked the fattest 40 year old bitch in the Phillipines but that son of a bitch was going to get his
>>220514234I'm guessing he can't collect his neet bucks overseas?
>>220512888I lost my virginity in Vegas to two escorts at the same time, one of them black and the other white. It ended with me having to jerk myself off while they smooched my neck because I was so desensitized from porn. It wasn’t that great.
>>220513969your parents got laid and made you>if they could both do it, so can you
>>220514201owned, cumskin
>>220514372okay. brownie
an unbroken line of men got laid since the dawn of time to put you where you are. are you really gonna be the weak link in the chain?
>>220514283the problem is not never having put your penis in some womans pussy. the problem is that you never find yourself in situations where this naturally happens as a result of your relationships with other people.
>>220512888This retard could of had that hot piece at the tell all but he bitched out and told his fat disgusting Sheena how much of a good boy he is. Pathetic.
>>220514534That bitch is wretched and full of muslim cum
literally who is this dude?
>>220512914Nobody was talking about yours in particular, kind of sounds like you do a bit too much.
>>220514008This is some next level cope
>>220514574Aye, but sheen is fat and 40. Weighing our options here.
>>220512888how do I stop looking like this
>>220514701Sewer-slide
>>220512888As a male, virginity is nothing but a state of mind. There's no physical difference between a man who's had sex and a man who hasn't. Just make yourself believe you've had sex. That's all it takes to lose your virginity.
>>220514388Yeah
>>220514083asceticism is intentional though
>>220514388I will be the one to put an end to this curse, freeing my bloodline from original sin and securing our place in True Heaven. Seethe, unbeliever.
>>220515999based and triple-pilled
TECHNICALLY my penis has been in vagina once but I came instantly. That was 10 years ago and I haven't felt the touch of a woman since.
>>220515974it is intentional. an incel can rent out his butthole at any time
>>220516054kek I had a friend in college who had this exact same story, came instantly and immediately excused himself from the situation. Didn't touch a woman again for around a decade. It was strange because he was pretty good looking and had a few chances with girls that I saw personally but it mindbroke him so hard he kept passing, focused on beating JRPGs and going to metal concerts for all that time instead. Alex if you're still out there, I hope you got laid.
>>220514388i haven't even had a friend in years and i have no means to even find women
>haven't had friends since high school>don't have any hobbies>just go to work, go home at this point, i think the only way i would ever actually lose my virginity is if a woman was to approach me in line at the grocery store or something since I pretty much only leave my apartment to buy food
>>220514083SAAAAAR NO NO NO DO NOT SLATHER THE JAM SAAAR NOOOO
>>220516550Alex never got laid. He passed.
>>220516829normally i get mad when retards (mistakenly) call me a jeet, but indians did in fact invent asceticism
The bitch he lost his virginity to is clearly actually evil. Not usual 90 Day reality TV evil, but "will probably murder a child one day" evil.
>>220516851Paki or bangladeshi are exactly the same as a rapejeet
>>220516989yawn. neither of those either
>>220516822It certainly sounds like you’ve been attempting to do anything other than exist in solitude, right?
