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This movie killed millions
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>>220513864
why does being sober suck
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of my sperm
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body double
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>>220513864
Aparently Qualley is in her 30's. So Moore goes from being a super hag to a regular hag.
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>>220513891
Aparently you're a pedophile piece of shit.
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>>220513897
Demi is a pedophile; she literally made out with a kid.
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>>220513864
Millions and not billions? Yeah that's about right. Average ejaculation contains 210 million sperm cells. So less than 5 people in existence thought this was sexy enough to actually jerk off to.
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>>220513891
Shes 31 and this film came out 2 years ago
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>>220513913
Nice
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>>220513913
lucky bastard
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>>220513864
millions must pump
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>>220513959
>>220513973
Why wasn't it me! :-'(
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>>220513864
I have Margaret Qualley fatigue
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>>220513864
thats a tranny
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>>220513864
and this one filtered billions
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>>220514019
I don't find jewesses hot
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>>220514028
and men aren't my bag baby
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I'M PUMPING
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>>220514019
fuck mikey
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>>220514141
absolutely
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Billions. With a B
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>>220513884
Only for the first few months until your dopamine sorts itself out. Best is to just stay busy and take advantage of the improved quality of sleep. Get a part time job or start going to the gym more, go on hikes etc. Your body will adjust if you stick with it. Good luck and God speed, anon.
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>>220513973
Lucky jew bastard
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>>220514191
I just had the lamest nut I've ever nutted.
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>>220513864
I would much prefer guy's asses. Let's go NATO.
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>>220514191
Sure, people only ever relapse in the first few months because that is the only time that sucks.
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>>220514275
Not sure if you don't know or if you are just trying to get someone else to say it.
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>>220514004
You are tiring yourself
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>>220514206
cool it
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>>220514019
Sauce
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>>220514543
It's from Problem Hooker 2.
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>>220513864
There’s a butthole under this thin piece of cloth, that’s cray cray
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>>220514641
that's where she farts from.
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>>220514726
That’s what I was implying, thank you for clarifying this very important matter.
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Don't you know? Pump it up
You got to! Pump it up.
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>>220514585
I googled this on company wifi you motherfucker now whats the real sauce so I can jerk it in the company bathrooms
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>>220514726
No, girls like that don't fart.
They starve themselves while over-hydrating to feel full, so they only shart as a result.
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>>220514291
Or everything sucks and always did which was the reason why you got on the gear in the first place but now the drugs don't work they just make you worse but I know I'll see your face again
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>>220514843
>but now the drugs don't work hey just make you worse
Anon wouldn't be thinking being sober sucked so much if the drugs weren't working and were making things suck worse, he would think both things suck, but being on drugs sucks more because of the normal consequences of living plus the additional consequences of drug side effects.
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>>220514895
>Anon wouldn't be thinking being sober sucked so much if the drugs weren't working and were making things suck worse, he would think both things suck, but being on drugs sucks more because of the normal consequences of living plus the additional consequences of drug side effects.
pretty much. Life's a bitch, but substances only offer temporary relief, then make things even worse than they otherwise would be. Gay.
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I love small butts
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>>220514019
>>220513864
wood
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>>220514994
wood??
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>>220514939
Not for the anon who originally started this discussion only mentioning how much being sober suck by comparison.
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>>220513922
210 million possible human lifeforms leaves my dick every ejaculation... life sure is absurd when you think about it
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>>220513887
tranny body double, to be precise
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>>220513864
conceptualize the aroma
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>>220514191
Been sober for 4y and everything still feels boring
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>>220513864
She looks like she smells like tampons.
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>>220513864
Imagine if your dick was inside her while she did those moves haha
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>>220514019
>Look daddy, I'm acting.
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>>220513864
This movie sucked ass and I hate that the hype tricked me into watching it.
The message was pretty apparent within 10 minutes, and then the movie just beats you over the head with it again and again in the most grotesque ways possible for the next two hours. I get that is what it's going for, but that doesn't make for a good watching experience.

The movie is crude.
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I really enjoyed this movie
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>>220514019

Anora still filters /tv/ hard
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>>220513864
Did this movie mindbreak her into getting the boobjob?
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>>220514019
>mom walks in
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Nope. Fake body parts aren't enticing.
He sex doll is pretty hot though.
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>>220514191
>improved quality of sleep
But I sleep significantly worse now. In fact I have terrible insomnia.
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>>220518709
What's not to love about horny cronenburg homages
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>>220514191
>improved quality of sleep
I've slept like shit since I stopped drinking and smoking, trouble getting to sleep and then trouble staying asleep. Fuck this gay earth, at least I'll get to suffer here a little longer I guess.
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>>220519654
go to the psychiatrist and workout/swim/wear yourself out daily.
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watched this with my dad and brother
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>>220513864
I love movies and television.
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>>220519654
ashwaganda
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>>220513864
This is gross and unappealing
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>>220514019
If a bitch tried this near me I’d punch her in the stomach
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>>220521053
How did that go
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>>220519654
Do not take ashwaganda that shit should be banned
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>>220521053
No big deal, i watched it with my mom, she loved the movie.
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>>220518427
because you are a boring NPC.
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>>220513864
obligatory
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>>220521130
You wouldn't do shit you faggot. Nobody believes you're tough. Even your mother laughs at you
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>>220521268
Jokes on you my mother is dead
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>>220521268
I served in the army faggot
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>>220521241
Remember the Cant
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its absolutely crazy that none of you seem to know about the scene where eats out Aubrey Plaza in Honey Dont. i'm always amazed its never been posted here
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>>220521287
so you're agreeing that you're a pussy faggot?
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>>220513864
>>220514074
Pretty sure you could impregnate the entirety of China with the amount of sperm I've spilled over these scenes ever since this movie came out. What a slut
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>>220521287
kwab
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>>220521287
did your wife cheat on you?
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>>220514641
Download the 4K version and go frame by frame during the crotch close ups and you'll see her perfectly outlined labia in many shots too. I know this because I've done it, since I'm based
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>>220514019
>>220514032
>>220514155
moar? or is this all the movie has to offer
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>>220521184
qrd? I've never heard of this before that post
>>220521037
Only time I went to a psych he just wanted me to take Prozac and I've seen people get permanent side-effects from that shit. You're right that I should probably be more active though, I'm saving up for a nice treadmill or stationary bike to use at home as I can't stand the gym and my town only has one public pool that is always crowded as fuck.
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>>220514074
I do it every single time I watch this scene
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>>220513884
>>220514191
>>220518427
I'm sober for 3 years 5 months now, and the only way it is bearable (for me) /was/ through intense exercise. I was a psycho in my first year but got by by going to the gym every day, it became a new addiction, and I still had some struggle at night but it gave me some purpose and goals and a place to expend all my excess energy. I did that for like 18 months before I had such a violent seizure I broke my left shoulder and leg. So for the last 2 years its been pretty much nonstop suicidal ideation and the most miserable insomnia I think I've ever faced. I cope by watching tons of kino every day of my life. I'm severely underemployed and work like 12 hours per week. Right now the ultimate goal is to find a new and relatively fulfilling career, but I'm 30 and have very little college, have been in the same field for 13 years, and my seizure disorder disqualifies me from driving jobs unless I can stay seizure free for 2 years, which doesn't look like it is not happening soon.

Sobriety fucking sucks absolute cock and I don't recommend it to anyone that doesn't have to do it. In my case I was having really awful pancreatitis every month and would get stuck in the hospital for about a week each time. My grandma died of pancreatic cancer too so that's probably gonna end up being how I go out considering how much damage I've done to that fucker by now (idk if that's how cancer actually works lol but I had severe acute pancreatitis 6 times in very close proximity to each other)
If drinking and drugs aren't affecting your health and relationships in extremely negative ways then don't stop. I just don't know why you would. It's so awful and dull and I have no social life, I go to meetings a few times a year but everyone in my area that goes to those are at least twice my age and they're grumpy faggots and IDK why I'm rambling about this anymore I'm sorry but I really liked Margaret Qualley's ass and tits in this movie
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>>220521834
I watched it. I'm not a chud but that movie was pretty dog shit outside of that scene imo and I am a lot easier to please than most anons. But yeah I had to rewind that part and have a tug.
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>>220522233
You got sober and didn't even TRY an SSRI? You're certainly going to kill yourself.
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>>220513864
More
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>tfw never tried any drugs because I'm not retarded
>read this thread
>suddenly feel extremely good about myself
Thanks for the self esteem boost, faggots kek
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>>220521241
Stay away from de agua
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>>220521834
She gives me the impression she would not enjoy a rimjob.
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the reason why i liked the substance is because it fulfilled pretty much any curiosity you could have
>what happens if the substance gets misused
>what would a person look like if they got as fucked up as possible
>what would it look like if every rule is broken
>how would people react to seeing that disgusting shit
>what does this womans tits look like
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of sperm cells
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oh look, it's the girl from death stranding
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>>220516246
>human
WHOSE ejaculate are we talking about here?
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>>220526090
She has such nice booba here why did she ruin it
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>>220514019
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>>220513897
you would be too if you saw the shit alphaettes are putting out
it would make a zoomette blush
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>>220522233
Ashwaghanda fucks with your bodies cortisol. When I took it I went totally emotionally numb. Turns out cortisol is an important hormone and your body makes it for a reason.
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>>220521834
well dont trip over yourself posting the webm asshole
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>>220514019
at that point just watch porn.
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>>220523501
The next step anon is making the kino
Maybe get an engineering degree part or full time in the meantime, and full send into kino creation
You got this shit dude
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>woman makes a movie to "criticize male gaze" or whatever
>the movie ends up more male gaze than anything before it combined
many such cases
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>>220526703
The hypocrisy of women logic. They complain about the male gaze, but they actually want as much attention from men as possible (a particular set of men).
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>>220527235
We don't understand. They're to live life as equals, while maintaining superior status, and demanding that everything they do is valid because it's how they feel. This applies retroactively, to any moment they ever felt anything, and justifies everything they do in the moment, did in the past, or will do.
to be above us mortals, vagina havers get to decide reality as it is in that moment until they decide it's not how they feel, or they feel they remembered it going, or how they actually felt. it's insane the heights men will put pussy on a pedestal. i'll bet the guys who let women vote, their womens weren't good sex-havers
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>>220514770
>>220514543
Boku no Pico is the real sauce.
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>>220526090
Absolute coomkino

>>220526115
She didn't. You redditor faggots are such drama queens about this shit
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>>220526607
Non nude teasing > porn. Always
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mad after this movie Qualley got a boob job and demi turned into whatever this thing is
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why are jeets spamming this slop again
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>>220527682
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I forget but did the drug turn you into a supermodel guaranteed or did it just turn you back into a copy of your younger self? If it's the 2nd then does that mean this drug only works well if you were a chad/stacy in your 20s?
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>>220513884
910 days sober from alcohol, and almost fully sober from the devil's lettuce (one doink every few months).
Start lifting or running, AUTISTICALLY.
After a few months it gets way less worse.
After a year i'd say my enjoyement of life was so much better i couldnt believe it at first and was worried i might be bipolar and in a manic phase or some shit.
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>>220527682
>toned arms
looks like the arms of a corpse, i still would tho.
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>>220527682
This is worse than any of her scenes in the movie.
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>>220521834
I refused to watch another Ethanetty Coen lesbian flick after the horseshit that was drive-away dykes.
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>>220513887
I find it extremely lame when actresses aren't even nude yet still demand body doubles. Makes the scene awkwardly edited for nothing
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>>220529938
You can thank contract lawyers for that one. Its cheaper to hire a double than to get (CELEBRITY) to show a nipple.
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>>220527775
It gave you a "better" copy of your younger self to be half the time. So not just younger, but hotter too.
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>>220527682
She's built like a Dark Souls enemy
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>>220521241
This is basically what my autistic wife did to me
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>>22053033
how simple are you to get tricked by a retard?
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>>220530262
It’s not “you.” I mean, it *is* you but it’s not like you take control of the younger body. You split when the new you is born. You can share some memories during the transfer but otherwise you’re separate people. Like having an identical twin.

The deal is pretty shitty for virgins like ourselves. What job will let you take off every other week? Most wagies won’t be able to sustain it barring WFH and even then, you just birthed an Adonis purely to code monkey.
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>>220527682
that's not "toned" muscle there is just a total removal of fat... women are higher body fat than men for a reason. Fuck this ozempic shit.
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>>220530908
they were one the whole time until the fuckup with the termination serum and there is nothing to suggest otherwise



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