>oh sir, I’m terribly sorry to bother you again but there’s just one more thing that came to me while I was puttin’ on my coat...>you mentioned earlier that on the night of the murder you were in your office, casting white actors for the Odyssey>now, I’m not much of a Hollywood man myself, I still think a "pilot" is someone who flies a plane>my wife though, a real expect. Watchers all those youtube review channels>and was tellin’ me yesterday while reorganizin’ her sewing patterns...>that she saw the trailer for the Odyssey and the cast was made up entirely of them jigaboo darkies>really hideous stuff she said>so when you told me you were casting white actors... it stuck with me>probably I’m just misunderstandin’ again, happens to me all the time>thank you for your patience, sir
>>220514445Would have been much more funny if he had said>thank you for your attention to this matterYou dun goofed anon
Why's Columbo got a spic name if he's white?
>>220514485what
Oh, just one more thing, Mr. Smollett. You telling me you didn't even let go of your subway subs? During the entire racist, homophobic attacks?
>It's just that cannons is an unusual term for breasts in this country
It's rare, but NO GODDAMN ASHTRAYS IN ANY HOUSE.Just walks in with a lit cigar.
>>220514675He visits a person in a coma (her husband attempts to kill her but she lives) in a hospital room and just lights up a cigar in the hospital, right in front of the dr (pretty sure the dr lends him his lighter)
I'm so fucking good at Columbo. I always work out who the killer is like really early in the ep
When I was in middle school we watched Princess Bride for some reason I don't remember and the teacher was bitching the whole time that we didn't know who Columbo was (i didn't know who Andre the Giant was tho so he liked me)
>>220514723This but Scooby Doo
>>220514445>jigaboo darkiesColumbo would never say that!
>>220514723jej
>>220514445Colombo just copied monk decades before monk came out. Shame on these time travellers.
>>220514856I’d love to have a cross-generation Monk/Columbo crossover because you just know 80% of it would be Columbo mercilessly shitting all over Monk and making fun of his retarded antics with Monk too autistic to realize and thinking they’re being friendly and are equal partners.
>>220514943now that you mention it, its amazing that Columbo never got a retarded sidekick to "freshen up the formula" halfway through its run.just a cardboard cutout for Peter Falk to bounce dialogue off of throughout the episode
>>220514445Colombo will always be based
