Good News! Ellen Page, famous for playing Ariadne in Christopher Nolan's Inception, has secured a role in Christopher Nolan's next film, The Odyssey, as the soldier Elpenor. This, in routine Nolanian fashion, is a subtle nod to Ellen Page's new Penis. It also translates as "The Pain", and with the tasteful use of the word "el", also works as spurdo.This is why he is the best writer, director, actor and concert-goer alive.BRAVORAVO
>>220515671B-but I thought woke was dead????????
Say what you want about trannies but she's pretty cute for a guy. Passes for a woman besides that forehead.
>>220515671>shillbot nigger shitskin jeet slop culturewars chud tranny incel slop slopshillbot nigger shitskin jeet slop culturewars chud tranny incel slop slop>shillbot nigger shitskin jeet slop culturewars chud tranny incel slop slop
that little hunchback fella from 300 was a girl but no-ones cares about him
not this shit again
>>220515742That was played by a man wtf
>>2205157400.2 NolanRupees have been deposited in your account.
>>220515671huh. i thought it was a joke she was cast as achilles, then i thought it was real, now i see it was a joke all along. way she goes!
>>220515784I'm not op you dumb nigger
>>220515777no it wasn't it was a little redhead girl that played him look it up
>>220515671He cute.Name?
>>220515671Femboys existed in Ancient Greece. This isn't far off. Who do you think Achilles was banging?
>>220515916yeah but even 13/14 is kind of pushing it for a S++ femboy. Not 30 fucking whatever
>>220515671His name is Elliot, retard
>>220515671ellen the penor? that's awkward. ellen needs hugs, lots of hugs
>>220515954Was "Elliott" born with a penis?
That Epilapoter guy was very swarthy in Assasians Creed
Who was the last man to fuck Ellen's pre-op pussy?
>>220515835Another 0.2 NolanRupees have been deposited in your account.
>>220516097give me some fucking money if your dishing it out. where do I put in my bank account details?
>another janny sanctioned tranny Page thread
fuck this just posting slop i do not care anymore.
>>220516140>>22051612941
>>220515671It's not Ellen anymore, it's Elliot!
>>220515671>transitions to a man to play Elpenornow THIS is method acting
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>>220516140based jannies
>>220515671She's almost 40 and playing the youngest guy on Odysseus' ship. How old are the rest of the guys supposed to be?
>>220515671>El PenorLol is this real
>>220515671This again?
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>>220517372>el penoris that what xe calls xis armskin cock?
>>220516075Ellen didn't get the hot dog graft (yet).
>>220515671When will she apologize for her new penis?
>>220517372I knew the athena and achilles things were just clickbait. GG to the grifters behind that, easy engagement farming from retards.
>>220517807You think it's Nolan's fetish to fuck hairy femboy pussy?
