mom found the panties
>>220517562
>this is mom btw
>>220517562Okay
>>220517562Not THE panties, did she?
did she make you put them on?
Does your mom get that upset that you've been having sex? Are you a Mormon or something?
>>220517562whose panties?
>>220518258his panties, anon.
>>220517562>and they were hers
Meh.>”Welp… I don’t know how they got there. Must’ve gotten mixed up in the laundry.”Come back when she finds the crusty cum socks.
>>220518325When she finds the WHAT?
>>220517562Claim they're yours and she's your fashion inspiration. You can still salvage this, anon.
>>220518363Not him but its more common than you'd think. Waste of a good sock if you ask me
>>220518383Didn't ask
>>220518325Do people actually have cum socks? Maybe I'm just not understanding it, you put the sock on your cock and then start fapping with the sock over your penis? Wouldn't the "fabric" of the sock itch/hurt your cock? Or do you just jerk off normally and then cum into it at the end?
>>220518548It's called the cum sock, not the jerk sock.
>>220518721Cum jar mogs, you can put anything you want inside
>Mom found the nutty puttyBros…….
Why do so many men want to become women now? This would have been considered the ultimate discgrace for the vast majority of human history and yet today you have young men voluntarily doing it by the thousands
>>220518826I don't want to become women, I want to be cummin' in women
>>220518826sometimes pretty boys can make for pretty girls
>>220518826Feminine Manlet Incels were always disrespected. Now they can become beautiful women instead of being resentful burdens of society.
>>220518826And that’s a good thing
>>220518923No they can't
>uncle found the poop shoes
>>220517562Whew. Did it work? Does she think you're straight now?
>>220518997Oh no, not the poop shoes!
Stealth Amazing Digital Circus thread
>>220518997>>220519039Don't you hate it when somebody finds your poop shoes?
>>220518826>ultimate discgrace for the vast majority of human historygender being combined isn't a new thing and has shown up in various cultures across time, usually for spiritual reasons. We are still recovering from having instant communication and access to all information ever that's why everything is all so retarded still
>>220518383>>220518363I buy specific types for only fapping. Not as footwear.>>220518548You get those fuzzy super soft microfiber ones at Dollar Tree. Fold it back on itself to adjust it for length you need, then slide your dong into it like it's a condom for a muppet. Put the other sock over the first one if you want the hole tighter. When you jizz, no cleanup needed. When dry, turn it inside out for your next use. Keep doing that until it's too crunchy. Just say it's an emergency snot rag if anyone finds it by your bed. Wash it or throw it away when done.
>>220519155Why did you feel the need to type all that out?
>>220517562I don't know which would be more shocking, your panties or her panties.
>>220518997poop niggas could be here
>>220519426For me? It's fart niggers.
Bros should I doordash a sex toy to my house? It keeps looking at me like the green goblin mask whenever I want some snacks.
>>220517562Just say they're your girlfriends, she will believe that, right?
Son I cleaned your room while you were at school. I found a pair of my underwear tied around your stuffed animals. Why are they hard and crunchy? Are you watching Internet pornography again?
>>220517562anon were you wearing them or cumming in them? this is important.
>>220519474>mom found the imageboard
>>220519527I picked up your Google Kids tablet and found this website. Luckily my middle school aged son has a 4chan pass that he wanted for Christmas. What boards do the moms post on here? I have some memes about niggers that my son enjoys.
>>220519400You're already on your way to Dollar Tree.
>Gram Gram found the alt-right pipeline
>>220520757I read this as "alt-right pineapple". I need a nap.
