Finally got around to John Carpenter's Vampires (1998) last night.What I think of it?
>>220518236You liked it ok but you'll forget you ever watched it in a month or so
Now watch the sequel
>>220518236Thought it was cool as fuck as a kid, it's still pretty okay
>>220518236I like the movie for what it is. Not trying to be a big budget action horror it's a neat contained story. Actually has two sequels
>>220518262>Jon bon Jovi >Eddie Winslow >Some dude who looks like henry cavil but isn'tMight watch this
>>220518236I thought it was surprisingly entertaining for a Carpenter flick of that era. Loved how unapologetically corny it went. Watched the whole thing without pulling my phone out once.Main guy also looks and dresses like Conan O'Brien which made for extra amusement. Didn't notice until after the movie that he's the guy from Videodrome, and vampire hooker girl is Laura Palmer's actress.Ending on a dick joke was a bit much maybe.
>>220518543>Watched the whole thing without pulling my phone out once.attention deficit GAWD...
>>220518543How do you not know who James Woods is?
>>220518543>and vampire hooker girl is Laura Palmer's actress.Huh all this time I thought it was Sheri Moon Zombie
>>220518236The line about Dracula's dick used to make me laugh
Been decades since I watched it but doesn't it set up a neat premise then fuck it over after the first scene as the entire team dies almost immediately?Is there such a thing as a reverse surf dracula?
>>220518642Yeah they all die in the motel pretty much after the first 10 minutes
>>220518236brb
>>220518747piracy is illegal.
>>220518753you wouldnt download a vampire gf
>>220518642>>220518236It was fucking murdered by the budget being slashed to 1/3 right before filming, still very watchable though
>>220518747
It's just plain boring, and Sheryl Lee has no sex appeal because she looks like she's strung out on coke or whatever. She probably got Weinstein'd back in the 90s.
>>220518236This is one of the movies that's been burned into my subconscious, I watched it at a very impressionable age I guess.
>>220518262No don't!
>>220518642>it set up a neat premise then fuck it over after the first scene as the entire team dies almost immediately?i wonder if Brian de Palma called out Carpenter on this
>>220518593He's been nothing but a cocaine addled social media pest for the last 20 or so years.
>>220518236the beginning was the most enjoyable part.
>>220518747>UncutThere's a remastered uncut version of this film?!! WTF??
>>220518747ok so i watched first two, first was okay for wasting time, hot vampire chicksecond one sucked ballz, hot vampire chick again tho
>>220518236It was good and James Woods is kino
>>220518262>somehow dracula returned...
