Find a gun and pray to God I die after one shot
>>220518688Group up, find an island, learn how to farm, hope for the best. Theres a Crossed comic called Wish You Were Here which has a pretty solid plan for dealing with most stereotypical zombie outbreaks, but due to the nature of the Crossed infection they were always fucked. The key is to ensure that the island itself is inhabited and getting lots of supplies there so trips to the mainland are few and far between. Basically just live like Scottish rural communities have been living since the 1700s.
>>220518688Not being fat
Stay away from other survivors who are sociopathic weirdos apparently
>>220518752>Crossedgoreslop edgeslop
Suit of armor + bike and, realistically, wait a few weeks for them to all die of hunger or at least lose so much of their muscle/elasticity that they stop being able to walk around. Zombie movies kind of suck. If they approached it with better realism there's so much stuff they could do but they're all stuck referencing something that referenced something so we just get the same thing again and again
>>220518787cuckman is a hack
>>220518787The DeadRising games handled this in the most interesting way. Most survivors are just losers who abandoned their friends/family and got lost somewhere. The psychopaths either went genuinely crazy from the carnage or are just power tripping and can sometimes be rehabilitated, but they are always immediately recognizable as psychopaths. Joe Nobody wouldn't try to mutiny. They would just follow whoever saved them and wait somewhere for help
>>220518798>bikes
>>220518768damm I already lost :(
>>220518688Island on a big river. Fish, fresh water, farmable land, river will always bring wooden material for building and burning.
>>220518877Hey, I think it could be cool. Realistically zombies would be sparse so use a bike to travel the roads. A suit of armor on a bike would look silly but that's kind of the point. You could build on what 28 Years Later did and turn it into modern medieval times with "knights" who venture out of the safe zones to gather important materials. They could fight each other for honor because who else would do wear a suit of armor on a bike and risk their lives getting a bike pump for some pussy except pure blood autists?
>>220518688I would head as far north as I could, and learn to live on the ice. Doesn't seem like a zombie would do well in sub zero temperatures.
>>220518791>slopslopGrow up
note and use whatever most attracts them and coax them to sea, where the sharks and orcas etc will take care of them .. using off-shore rigs and naval vessels and such as an informal base
>>220518688There are a lot of old, abandoned Soviet bunkers here. Zombies wouldn't be a problem.
>>220519018Forgot pic
>>220518768Zombieland actually had some decent “rules” of survival. Cardio, seat belts, don’t trust women…
>stock up on canned corn beef>keep a good supply of video tapes and books>get a generator and magazine>but a sledgehammer>fill my cabinets with bourbon and bottled water>wait for the whole thing to blow over
>>220518688Pike and shot tactics oughta do the trick
>>220518768>>2205190662009 was truly a different time
>>220519101Peak zombie era. Ended in the mid 2010s. Good times.
>>220518688We need a high-budget zombie movie set in the Roman Empire.
>>220518688Teleporter linked to the highly advanced spaceship I have in orbit around the planet.
Grab a .22 rifle and get to work
>>220518768>fat people die first>fat guy being chased by an average-sized zombiealso wouldnt fat zombies be easier to outrun?
>>220518768It's over
>>220519245He didn’t say fat people would be the FIRST zombies. They are the first victims of regular zombies. Stop being so dumb
>>220518791Okay.
>>220518798Yeah I remember all those theories going around about the Walking Dead timeskip in S8 that they were going to show the walkers decayed beyond being able to move, then the story becomes about a bunch of madlads grouping them together
>>22051868810 Cloverfield Lanemaxxing. Never invite a woman to your bunker.
>>220518921>use a bike to travel the roadsBike tires are shit. They burst easily
>>220519152I've wanted to see a zombie apocalypse set during the middle ages for so long. The Black Plague with zombies would be kino but the closest we have is Army of Darkness
>>220519245obviously the blacks are the actual first victims but that's not even worth mentioning
what would be your strategy if you in fact were among the zombie horde?
>>220519425they're trivial to patch.
>>220518752>Crossed Not zombies>>220518688>>220518718>>220518768I laugh my ass off as the zombie hordes fail to materialize because they are getting shot to pieces and ran over from day one.There are very few places in America where even WWZ hyperspeed zoooombies could form a large horde. Every where else they get shot to pieces and barely manage to keep their numbers up.>>220519094They would smash right through those windows without trying.But really, the zombies all die within a few days.
>>220518688*rubs head*Burning locally
>>220519787Real zombies don't die to bullets. This shit isn't a video game, retard.
>>220520166> Real zombies
>>220520166>>220520281Yeah. just yeah.
>>220518688Underground bunker
>>220519634for me? it would be shambling, moaning and stopping to look around while survivors hide behind small objects then continuing on my way once the violen swell dies down, returning to the masses
>>220518688Large apartment building with 5+ stories. Lock doors downstairs. Slowly over first couple of months build fences around it and start growing food.
>>220518688Depends on the type of zombies, and types of ways to become a zombie. "Real" zombies would be falling apart corpses that can barely crawl let alone walk and run; they wouldn't get stronger after their muscles decay.I think it's going to take the I am Legend zombies or Crossed zombies to actually collapse civilization to the point where people go wilderness survival mode.At that point I'm fucked.
>>220518688Wake up. Or turn off the power.Because if you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse, you're dreaming or gaming. Anything besides 28 X Later "rage" zombies or complete far-future techno-zombies are just pure fantasy that violate the laws of physics. There's just no point in entertaining such a fantastical notion.
>>220518688zombieface
>>220518798>put on suit of armor>find yourself in the middle of a horde>slowly smothered/crushed to death under a pile of rotting corpsesI feel like you forgot that being safe from bites isn’t the same as being safe from zombies.
>>220522218qt
>>22051948530 Years War but also Zombies.
>>220519787large cities would be very dangerousmost suburbs and rural areas will be fine
>>220518688Hole up in my prepper bunker and read idolmaster doujinshi.
>>220519787Yeah all these shows set like ten years after the zombie apocalypse and then suddenly there will be like 30 of them in a pack in the middle of nowhere roaming around
>>220521785If they're falling apart, they're not zombies. They're infected.
So if the zombies eat people, how are there ever more than one zombie?
>>220522857depends on the version of zombie i suppose, some like the original night just has anyone who dies come back, some are infection based so if someone gets bit but escapes they turn
>>220518768Dying right away is not the worst thing it could happen to fatties
Live in South Africa, nothing changed.
>>220518768>fully expected to hate the sequel >its actually pretty decent
>>220522904never fails to make me laugh
>>220520166(checks calendar)We're in for a whole summer of this simpcake
>>220522436>zombie apocalypse happens in a time where normal people already has to resort to cannibalism just to surviveGoated premise. As far as I know only Netflix's Kingdom uses it, which is kino.>>220519485Watch Kingdom if medieval Korea is fine too.sadly season 3 never ever
>>220523062Seen Ashin of the North?
>>220523062>normal people already has to resort to cannibalism just to surviveFrom a strictly historical perspective, all of those stories are hearsay, no dircer reports.However it 100% happened as far as I'm concerned.
>>220519152That would be kino as fuck.There's a vidya coming out about zombies outbreak in a medieval market town:https://store.steampowered.com/app/3073940/God_Save_Birmingham/Looks kino.
>>220518688The secret is to devote 90% of your time to melodrama straight out of a soap opera. It worked for the cast of the TWD.
>>220523186That's a scam, my Reddit-spacing friend.
>>220519018I would rather walk naked through a crowd of zombies than go into any Soviet structure. The amount of frankly reckless bullshit they left around, built designs of, and implemented are honestly worse than some shamblers
>>220522904Did Negan live in the comics?Or they killed of KARL because JDM was such a power house of charisma they wanted to keep him around
>>220523456>Or they killed of KARL because JDM was such a power houseHe turned 18 and they didn't want to pay him an adult salary. Fucker even bought a house in Georgia to be closer to the shooting locations.
>>220522944It was definitely more comedy focused, but most of the jokes were lazy and forced
>>220523062>Treat zombies as just another problem.>Revenge of zombie Wallenstein.
>>220523456>Did Negan live in the comics?Nah, Rick slit his throat IIRC
>>220523456>Did Negan live in the comics?Yes.
>>220523594>>220523667I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE
>>220518688Sitting in my basement jacking off
>>220523677>Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high>Take a look, it's in a book>Google your own Shit
Top Rules>Don't run - climb>Destroy the staircase
>>220523818i searched every shed, garage and storage facility in this god forsaken town and no sledgehammer spawned, now what wise guy?
>>220523863use something else
>>220518688I'd do nothing because zombies would get wrecked irl by the military and every bloodthirsty redneck that has been looking forward to it their entire lives.In a movie I'd ricemaxx and hide innawoods until I starve to death or until humanity wins.
>>220518688have a durable, defensible, secret location with non-perishables, ideally a secret basement with a concealed entrance. this at least gives you a place to lie low during the worst of the chaos, when the zombies are eating everybody and the military has gone full gestapo.try to stay in there 6 mos - 1 year if possible, pray they don't nuke anything, and bone up on your bascis survivalist skills while you're in there. you won't have anything else to do but read. when you get topside you can start scraping out a subsistence lifestyle, assuming they didn't spinkle radioactives on your topsoil.
>>220518688It depends on a few factorsAre they fast or slow zombies?Are we doing 28-years style virus zombies, or walking dead style magic corpses that defy decomposition?Does the spread require a bite, or is it transmitted by just body fluids or whatever?Slow zombies that require an actual bite would be EZ PZ to contain Fast zombies with just body fluid spread would be a nightmareIf it's the kind of bullshit where "even if you just die regularly you come back as a zombie" then the world is lost, there's no coming back from that.
>>220518688I would listen because that's what no one else did
>>220518688kys asapyou don't wanna survive, and even if you outlived the threat your genes aren't gonna prop up the species
>>220520166"real" zombies violate conservation of momentum and a bunch of other natural properties, so you don't have to worry about "real" zombies since they're impossible.
>>220524008nonsense, you could have an industrial society where death is controlled; the cooperative ones choose when to die (the elites get put in a compound and live out their lives like blinded/castrated greeks until they croak) and the uncooperative ones don't get to choose. death is no longer a private affair but a matter of state. freedom would be eroded heavily in such a scenario, since it would demand autocratic subservience to the state.and of course there would be liberal/libertarian/libertine communes where people handle the death problem imperfectly but humanely. accidents involving unexpected deaths would be common, but probably not insurmountable.
>>220523909You can't wreck something that can't be killed, moron
>>220524216we're assuming western or english-style zombies; typically you shoot them in the head. i am aware there are movies where that doesn't work, but see: Night of the Living Dead both, Dawn of the Dead both, Zombieland.
live in Madagascar
>>220524386Madagascar has the most zombies of all though
>>220524386>>220524475fuck madagascarlive in wyoming, population 500k
>>220523080Yep, not a bad spinoff movie. Too bad that story too will never go anywhere.
>>220523062>KingdomWill give it a go, thanks for the rec
>>220518688Vote Dem. After election day, they all go back to their graves for another 4 years.
>>220524216OP posted a screenshot of TWD
>>220525957Why haven't their been more arrests? Is Election Integrity only an issue around election season, or might it be a good idea to round up people who are perpetuating this apparent fraud?Why isn't Hillary locked up? What obstacles are there to accomplishing these rather straightforward campaign promises?
>>220518688Depends what kind of zombiesThe smart move would be to move north to an frigid climate.If it's Return of the Living dead style zombies; I'd burn the place down and shoot myself and hope my corpse gets incinerated.
>>220526251douse yourself in accelerant such as gasoline before self-immolating to ensure corpse destruction
>>220526299>>220526251>LEAN FORWARD AND DOUSE YOURSELF
>>220523309They already did multiple runs of closed alpha(for free) on steamStop saying random bullshit
>>220526002Op always posts the same stupid shit. Doesn't mean anything.
>>220526342I'm not. I literally looked it up last week because I remembered watching a video several months ago and wondered when it was going to be released.My search turned up Steam discussions and Youtube videos of it being a scam.>inb4 lel, trusting Steam and YoutubeI'm not asserting they're the most reliable sources. I'm merely showing that I didn't spout random bullshit, as you claim, and many other people are questioning the legitimacy of the game's development. If you have info to the contrary, please share, since I'm interested and hoping it's legit.
>>220518688i saw a webm of a supposed zombie/apocalypse tv series where the group we're following has a working car and others are desperate for a ride (no, it isn't war of the worlds). one of the desperate nameless survivors they drive past pleads and offers to perform oral sex to get into the car. anyone know what show i'm talking about?anyway, that would be my strategy; just blow my way to survival.
>>220526251fuck that, duct tape knives to your wrists and put on a biker helmet.
Become a zombie.
I go in the woodshed and get drunk as fuck
>>220518877As a DayZ player since the ARMA II mod days. Bikes are OP against zombies.
>>220527079>DayZI'm just unwilling to dedicate the time to "git gud" at that game. It seems interesting in theory, but it was not a fun experience for me. At what point did everything click for you, anon?
>>220519245Depends. Skinny-fat zombies would be damn near immobile. My 600lb Life style giga-guts would be totally immobile but also be Nurgle's Chosen. Strong-Fats might be a real terror though. Unlimited stamina coupled with blue collar, corn fed farm boy strength? You're not escaping if one grabs you.
>>220527129This. Also the fact it’s been $20 for years and has never gone on sale. Criminal pricing
>>220520166>contemporary idea of a zombie>undead creature revived through magic contagions or magic magic>typically only "killable" through destruction of brain or total immolation>"real" zombies are regular people drugged with voodoo "potions"A real zombie can die from literally anything that would kill a regular human. Hell, a real zombie with a peanut allergy can be killed by a peanut. Real zombies are lame and are just a way for voodoo witchdoctors to get a slave.
>>220526481That’ll work for about 3 seconds before the girl goes Knock Knock on your ass and steals everything
>>220527079>breaks your legs opening a gate in you're pathgod i miss arma 2 dayz
>>220524008Hardest Mode: Left 4 DeadTransmissible via ALL pathsOnly hope to not get infected is to be a carrier. Only hope to survive is to link up with other carriers. Can only ensure survivors of non-carriers by isolating yourself and your group from them.
>>220527129>not a fun experience>>220527286>>breaks your legs opening a gate
>>220527129There is no git gud to it. You spend 40 hours playing hiking simulator and scavenging for beans. Then the first time you dare to go into a town to look for a pistol or a shotgun so you can fend off the wolves and the dead you get sniped by some faggot camping out five miles away. Rinse. Repeat.
>>220527129>At what point did everything click for you, anon?Modded servers heavy on the survival aspect. And actual player interactions. I'm not a fan of the kill on sight mentality that's prevalent on a lot of PvP servers. Modded and official both. It cheapens the experience. >getting held up>only choices are going out in blaze of gloryor>talking way out of it>linking up with a random friendly and adventuring together>playing the hero >playing the bandit>fighting in a server wide war because some lucky bastard with a humvee armed with a full auto 40mm grenade launcher is camping NW AirfieldThere's a lot of great, memorable gameplay in DayZ. But it is almost entirely dependent on the servers you play on. Avoid vanilla Official like the plagueAny modded ones with weapon, clothing, vehicle, medical mods are likely goodPvE w/ PvP zones are surprisingly funReally, it just takes some work to find a server/community that appeals to your concept of what DayZ should be. Which can take some time. But because of how modular the game is, a bit of time spent browsing the DayZ Stand Alone Launcher will let you find your groove and it makes it incredibly easy to install the mods the server you're trying to join. >browse DZSALauncher>find server that sounds fun>join server>server asks permission to install mods>if permission is granted, automatically downloads all relevant mods from Steam Workshop>try to join again after mods finish install>have at it
>>220527286I had so many e-friends back then. I don't know how it all ended up like this
>>220527733>>220527797that sounds exhausting. I'd rather play Fortnite desu
>>220523357sometimes you see some pretty interesting design choices in old soviet buildings
just fucking kill the zombies FFS
>>220529366Zombies are already dead, idiot
>>220530096then cast heal on them
>>220519152Yes, I more horror movie taking place during other eraI was so angry when I learned that Alien romulus wasn't taking place in Rome
>>220527284head tends to mellow people out
>>220530413use a phoenix down
>>220529309I see this "architect" went to the Mario Castle school of design
>>220529309What am I looking at?
>>220530598a solution to a problem
>>220519152uh...based?>>220530413>>220530562fellow enjoyers
>>220526481>anyone know what show i'm talking about?Black Summer. That scene happens in the 1st episode I think.fucking awesome showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTeUWpn8sSA
>>220522580I also hate it when the main characters spot a bunch of clueless and helpless survivors getting killed when it's been years since the outbreak has happened, making you wonder how those people even managed to survive for so long to begin with.
>>220518688stay away from the middle east, frankly most of europe since israel will do their samson doctrine bullshit as soon as they realise humanity is fucked kek
