>Only 4 episodes lefthow are we going to cope
>>220520062Trump is pedo
>>220520062Only ones coping are chud magats after seeing that kiss with Pedro opened up their inner gay feelings lmao
booster shots
>>220520100Colbert is going away.Pedo Pascal's film will flop. And we'll be laughing as usual.
How will they wrap up the storyline in just 4 eps?
>>220520100>opened up their inner gay feelings lmaoI'm gonna suppress them and make a death camp for gays. It's not a win you think it is.
>>220520062I'll be doing the vax-scene dance while watching the final episode as a sendoff to him.
>gets cancelled>immediately ruins Lord of the Ringswhat is this faggot's problem?
>>220520062I want to go back to 2007
>>220520062i don't care what you retards say, colbert rocks
>>220520062Guys I know we're celebrating but it did lead to some really cringe kino moments like the Vaxscene and Skibidi Biden.
>>220520158if he writes it, it's probably gonna be good, few know the lore of the rings like he does
>>220520135based
BRING BACK THE VAX SCENE DANCERS YOU COWARD
>>220520158one franchise wasn't enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2nv7ldhVQ
>>220520187Billions of people vaccinate everyday and this chicken acts so little
>>220520127>Colbert is going away.The network is replacing his show with the DEI hour instead of just running infomercials for shut ins. They should just go off the air like TV channels used to.
>>220520178He might be a Middle-Earth loremaster, but he's also someone who lives and breathes politics. His story is bound to have a glaring political subtext. In fact we'll be lucky if it's a subtext - more likely to be the surface text.
Skibidi Biden.
>Colbert dies in May 2026>Kimmel dies in May 2027>Fallon and Meyers die in May 2028>every celebrity that wants to shill their shitty superhero fiick will have to eat hot wings with that bald guy until the end of time
>>220520233>billions must vaccinate
>>220520313Celebrities won't have to shill their movies 10 years from now, because everyone will just be AI-generating movies with their likeness in VR. They'll probably just charge a nominal fee for using their likeness or something.
>>220520355They'll spend all their money on coke and have to become prostitutes for goys, not only jews. Good times are ahead.
>>220520266the dei hour is the infomercial, cbs sold the hour
Trump was on AF1 last week saying was reporting that was unfavorable was "treasonous" so please celebrate Colberts last day.
by drinking cum
Good fucking riddance
>>220520187Someone please post the .webm
>>220520187the faces on the syringes always weirded me out, they look like some Aqua Teen side characters
>>220520178>if he writes it, it's probably gonna be good, few know the lore of the rings like he doesThis, can't wait for the girlboss epic about Sam's daughter saving Middle-Earth for REAL after the chuddits and the MEHN failed to do it the first time.
>>220521003>the faces on the syringes always weirded me out, they look like some Aqua Teen side charactersThey look like pic related
>>220520178He may know the lore but he can't use any of it because of the copyright issues restricting adaptation to The Hobbit/LOTR/LOTR appendices. And a big problem with LOTR is what happens after the ending - the idea of the long defeat and really just how static Middle Earth is. For all the worldbuilding, Tokein's work really hinges on Sauron. Colbert's thing will either be something new or pulling blood from a stone in trying to use minor details from the appendices. Either way it's probably going to be shit.
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>>220520062I forgot this self destructive fuck was still on air.
The Colbert Report was great but the dude is an absolute pussy. He's worth over $100 million and could've went nuclear on the network and Trump after they announced he was getting fired but he remained being a cuck
>>220521106It's probably going to be the generic "the white male characters didn't actually beat Sauron, because he secretly made extra snokes and split them into horcruxes."
>>220521058i wonder if that was the joke because that is the exact same face
>>220520083He didn't make out with Pedro
>>220520100That was the most vile thing ever, two middle aged old men with coffee breath smooching eachother on live tv
>>220521567Oh I'm sorry chud, did your little pecker twitch when you saw it lmao
>>220520135unfathomably based>>220520062>we dumbass newfag>>220520083>>220520100>REEEEEE ORANGE MAN BAD!!11!!!
>>220521726Go away faggot, old timey late night show Host did chase away faggots with fire extinguisher.>David Letterman sprayed Richard Simmons with a fire extinguisher on the November 22, 2000 episode of the Late Show as a, seemingly, spontaneous reaction to Simmons grabbing him for a hug while wearing a bulky turkey costume. The prank went wrong when the fumes triggered a severe asthma attack for Simmons, leading to a six-year rift between them.
>>220521749>Migger losers can't even scrape off a stickerKEEEEEEEEKWhy are yall so sensitive
>>220520100>Admitting that libtards make TV shows to brainwash us into being gayDEI and woke must go
>>220521887Never ever, cope 'n seethe.(dot)
slimy little faggot can't get off the air soon enough, hopefully jon liebowitz is next
Should /tv/ be renamed as /propaganda media/?
>>220522088why are rightoid magaloids anti free speech so much?
>>220522147Cancel culture not so fun anymore when it's turned against you, huh? : (
>>220520062by hoping he lets it slip that he fucked children with his friend Podesta.
>>220520164me too, only to buy bitcoin in 2009/2010 and sell it at the peak in 2024/2025.
>>220522169Me being pro cancel culture where?Your us vs. them politics bloodsports is getting booed heavily as of late... and i'm glad :))
>>220522088Jon is still funny thoughover. I wonder if he gets second hand embarrassment from his faggy underlings like colbert, jon olver, samantha bee who just aped his style and all get their shows cancelled
for me, it's skibidi biden
>>220522207proof?
Allow me to sum this up.Colbert's best bits were the "Colbert Report" through 2014. The highlight was his run in the 2012 GOP primaries with Herman Cain.He hasn't done anything of note in the last 12 years, and his only "contribution" is making Trump and MAGAtards seethe.
>>220522398He doesn't make anyone seethe though. The only thing of note is how he took Big Pharmas cock up his ass, thus losing the respect of actual leftists, and rightoids didn't watch him in the first place since they knew that The Daily Show was leftist propaganda. Colbert has had absolutely no cultural impact whatsoever. He's a fucking loser nobody. At least Seth Meyers was on SNL, that's something. He wasn't doing a bad comedy sideshow at 11:30 on a cable channel
>>220522384Nobody likes you pedo worshipping magaTS- enjoy suffering through a decade+ ruling of DemoncratZZZ ;:)))
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>>220522398>>220522486
>>220522732EPIN STRAWM4N XIR, EPIIIC
>>220520083Rent free
>>220520062nothing against the guy but talk shows and cable television need to fuck off and die already
>>220522169>Cancel cultureTHAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A REAL THING YOU STUPID CHUD
>>220520083..damn. I didn't know
>>220520062I just can't wait for midterms to wipe out all trumpniggers. The seethe will be so glorious it will probably add 10+ years onto my lifespan.
>>220523097So you'll make to 40 before you ACK?
>>220523616kek
>>220523097just a reminder that the left is running kamala again, you're gonna have a lot more malding to do methinks
>>220522383what did he mean by this?
>>220523097but what if it turns out to be a democrat version of the 2022 midterms?
>>220523719>just a reminder that the left is running kamala againWait, really?
>>220520062That's such a bad haircut. Too heavy on the sides.
