for me it's' Debra Barone
i'd rather jerk it for eternity than give this evil bitch any power over me
>>220520137
>>220520137dibs on carrie from king of queens
Only one answer for me.
>>220520137Patricia Heaton is a midget
>>220520370Short girls are for huggin and fuggin.
>>220520137OP's mom
>audience commences to hooting and hollering
>>220520324early carrie hell yesshe became a massive bitch later on thoughi suppose she was too sweet and boring for the writers early on
>>220520497>he thinks that body type is considered undesirable on 4chanNew here?
>>220520137Good choice
>>220520324She's already my wife.
charmaine bucco
Every day I got home from school in 8th grade I would fap to the sitcom moms from reruns on tv and Debra was my favorite. And then I got a laptop freshman year and everything changed
>>220520137>drain your balls in nightlypee is stored in the balls. why would i want to pee on her?
>>220520370they're called spinners anon
>>220520137howard's wife from tbbtari's wife from entourage
pokies
that fucking accent man
>>220520137Hot
>>220520137Megyn price from grounded for lifeThe mom from still standingMonica (early season) from friends
>>220522684Box office poison's sister on the show was pretty hot too. >>220522654Melissa Rauch is a hottie
>>220520137The mom from Grounded for Life.Kitty.Those are two answers.
>>220523033>Box office poison's sister on the show was pretty hot too.She has a sister?
>>220523064
>>220522038>hot wife>successful businessArtie was a moron
>>220520137I know they're "aunts" and not "moms"But I literally busted a nut to these broads every episode.
>>220523259both?neither are even the hottest aunt
got here before anyone else could claim her
Daphne from Frasier
>>220523259
>>220522534what’s a short stack then
>>220523366Time for your nap, gramps
>>220520377Anytime I see a Liz Jordan scene I imagine it's this chick.
>>220523259I nearly killed myself through fluid loss after discovering right's nudes
Ok, let's back to the topic.
imagine
>>220523475i'm 32 but genuinely enjoy watching the original show, very comfy and morticia is a babe
>>220520385why is she on the floor?
>>220523117
>>220523734gravity forces objects towards a center mass, which in this case is in the direction of the floor
>>220523478
>>220521719he likes OP's mom
>>220523734benis
>>220520137I still don't understand why everybody loved Raymond - the guy's a massive twat.
>>220520377
>>220523811it's an ironic title.
Cora Tanetti (Jessica Biel) in The Sinner
Both
>>220523811It was satire written from Robert’s point of view, if you watch the early episodes he says it during the intro rolling his eyes.
>>220520137>>220520177>>220522424I hate how so many threads now only exist to setup these kinds of alley-oops. The first three or so comments of almost every thread are like this.
>>220523641I love how they're just legs
Always liked Jill from Home Improvement.Think she looked like a lot of the mums in the playground when I was a boy
>>220522766Winner!
>>220524223She single handedly got home improvement cancelled by demanding to be paid the same as Tim, even though he was the shows creator and wrote most of it. She was about 3-5m of each show and she wanted $1m per episode.
>>220520137Mrs. Baxter
>>220523811Ray Romano said he hated the title and wanted to change it but the showrunner said to just keep it as a working title that they would change before the first episode. Of course the showrunner was correct and kept the name.
>>220523156my friend's family knows the actor IRL, dude had a coke problem and just acts like that lol
>>220524319You should watch “exporting raymond”, it’s really good bts stuff about sitcoms in different cultures.
>>220524295Eh, the show was already on a steep decline by the time the boys had basically grown up
>>220520497Architect approved, well done mate.
>>220524303keyed
Angie was the cutest woman in the world in season 3
>>220523620I started watching reruns of this as a teenager and fell in love with Deb. Ended up finding a short Brunette and married her.
>>220524120Technically wasn't a wife when she peaked in Frasier seasons 1-3 (I assume you refer to that series), but she was a stone-cold milfy fox in its final season after spending the previous three lurching around like a built fratbro
>>220524381>550+ episodesHoly cow!
>>220523750The blonde's hotter
i love wrinkly jessica walter
>>220524223Great taste, I always thought that she was a beautiful woman, inside and out. She would have been a fantastic spouse.
>>220523259That show gave me a leg fetish. Even Mrs Quick was getting them outGod bless the wardrobe department
>>220523259Same here
>>220520295joanna kerns from growing pains. always remember how sexy she was from the episode of threes company
Connie Hines from Mr. Ed
>>220523836
>Patricia Heaton ruined for meGreat. Is the moral of the story that all boomers are twats?(boomers need not respond)
>>220524732imagine the stank
why did debra get hotter and sluttier the longer the show went on?
I fucked Ted.
>>220525167Did she though? I thought that she peaked in seasons 1-2 with the short hair that she slowly and awkwardly grew out and she wasn't so mouthy and vindictive
>>220520137Cheryl from According to Jim.
>>220520295That hairstyle alone is getting my dick hard
>>220523734To give the impression that she's submissive
>>220525212I dunno for me she got hotter when she grew her hair out and dyed it red and started wearing mascara like some hooker. In the early seasons she was just a homely housewife, not really my thing desu.
>>220525219Based. I miss when women had attractive hair. The current long-centre-part-straight style basically every woman under 40 has these days is so boring and unattractive
>>220521886Has Xenu allowed it?
>>220525250Each to their own, and I won't argue against you, I can see the appeal in the later-seasons Heaton. I will freely and openly admit that the 90s average homely housewife look drives me crazy though.
>>220525318i like how the first season had a lot of cutesy daytime soap romance elements to it, very endearing and wholesomeshe didn't wear a bra for the entirety of season 8 btw
>>220520137Alan Harper's jew ex wifeAlan Harper's 2nd ex wife Candy
>>220525355>Alan Harper's jew ex wifeher body was insanely good, cute face too really
>>220520385>>220520360I unironically love this type of women (except a bit chubbier/shapely).
>>220525318>it's a charles bronson fucks and sucks her episode
don't let politics ruin a good thread, frens
>>220524732
>>220524381>You should watch “exporting raymond”, it’s really good bts stuff about sitcoms in different culture>Rosenthal being a little bitch about learning that American humour doesn't fly that much when "adapted">>220524520Take a wild guess how many episodes Russian adaptation of CSI has.
>>220520137Jessica Rabbit of course. Alternatively, Lilith from Cheers/Frasier
>>220523259OP never said 'moms'
>>220525408The face was made for skullfucking. She's the absolute slutty cunt that would be perfect on HookUp Hotspot
>>220520497
why do you come here to made sexy threads...stop it im on NO nut May
>>220525802BASED
>>220524223>She's supposed to be like 39 in the first episode>Tim is supposed to be like 36>When I watched it as a kid I thought they were old as fuck parents with 3 kids>Now I'm 37 with no kidsPerspective is a trip.>>220523784SHUT UP TED.
>>220520137No one posting the GOAT
no Charmed enjoyers???
>>220526248Jeannie was wifed? I thought she was a witch trapped in a spank bank
>>220526465Yes, she became his wife
When the mom from Unhappily Ever After talks about wanting fake tits and wants them so big she'll never be able to see her feet againWhen Clarrisa's mom on Clarissa Explains it All is sneaking around smoking cigarettes and gets caught smoking it's so fucking hot
>>220524784She defended a child predator but whatever anon
The episode where we learn she encourages her husband to have sex with her while she sleeps as long as he doesn't wake her was a wild revelation.
>our girl
HAHAYOU FOOLSYOU LEFT HER UNCLAIMEDNOW SHE IS MINE
>>2205257021,279
>>220520137Hot as fuck. Ultimate MILF for me in that she looks like a real mom and is also hot. Hotter when I found out she's an open conservative.
>>220520137For me it's Judith from two and a half men
>>220524100Anyone have the webm of her getting undressed by the elevator?
>>220521886I love pussy bones so much it's unreal
>>220523750>cute cat costumeWe can do better.
>>220525219>>220525266based hair appreciators. it's a crying shame big sexy hair styles aren't in fashion any more. i get bricked up hard when i see a woman rocking a sexy hairdo, it elevates even mid women to succubus tier in my eyes. 80s boomers have no idea how good they had it.
>>220522038winner winner chicken (parm) dinner
>>220523259hagfags in those threads, this is proof women are hot even as old, as long as they take care of themselves
>>220521719who are you quoting althoughbeit?
>>220520137Architects, where are you?
Why is this thread full of old hags and grandmas? Is it just the 3 same boomers posting over and over again?
>>220529864Rangeban India. Mods I beg you.
Y'all niggas really need to step your game up
>>220529929I'm argie actually. Being attracted to old wrinkly hags with fake tits is mental illness.
>>220524732Caroline Rhea is in that Morena Baccarin cop show, Sheriff Country and I still would. Looks great for her early 60s.
>>220520137Jenna Elfman from Dharma and Greg. I was probably 11-12 when the show started airing and I thought Jenna Elfman looked gorgeous each episode, though her character was annoying. Too lazy to find and post a picture here.
Angie Lopez is the most underrated sitcom MILF and probably the best wife of them all as well
>>220529990Op didn’t ask “Who’s the most attractive woman to ever exist?” You retarde.
>hollywood marriage threadNo thanks just midwest tradwife smalltown please at worst a las vegas wedding.
>>220528731best i can do take it or leave
>>220520137I used to jerk it to her all the time. I focused on that one photo shopped photo that went around that was supposedly a leaked photo from her plastic surgery. I thought it was real because they had a story line on the show about her faking getting a boob job.But you could tell they did that episode to cover up the fact that she did get a boob job in real life between seasons.
>>220520295The pantyhose stone-fied my cock. Is that wrong?
>>220520137The fat one from yes dear is underrated as fuck.
Claiming Mrs Ari from Entourage
>>220529943nice
>>220520295>She was expelled at age 14 for writing sexually suggestive notes to a boy that were never sent.[10][7]
>>220525128Especially with all of them in skirts
>>220525213Yeah she was hot, that was a good show
>>220526974They both were hot.
>>220530164Also the daughter
>>220530374She and the daughter from Grounded for Life were both nice to look at.
Sex with Lilith.
>>220520360>>220520385Her and Gates McFadden are responsible for my love of redheads with pale skin.
>>220526823in some episodes she would be rubbing lotion on her long legs
>>220524120if you ask me an alleyoop is a good play and it's a good post too
>>220531163So good that a third of the thread got nuked because of it. Was that part of your plan?
>>220520497high test patrician's tastepic related
obviouslywould have a threesome with her and pre-breast reduction Ariel Winter in a heartbeatBoth were literally the only reason why I ever watched Modern Family desu
>>220531219I was born in 1992 and I guarantee that kid got laid before I did.
>>220530427>that one photo shopped photo that went around that was supposedly a leaked photo from her plastic surgery...go on
Lizzie McGuire's mom. Not what I think of when I think of a woman I want to "drain my balls in nightly," but she's a /tv/ wife I'd want to marry and a family with. She's the perfect wife and mother imo.
Maris. Picrel.
>>220531412I've taken pictures of your wife.
annie potts
>>220520137Cara Buono in all incarnations 2 h
>>220525601They would all get it. They'd get it good.
>>220531459Milfs like this don't exist in real life.
>>220531278I graduated from high school in 1992, so at the risk of rustling the Argie's jimmies, I'm posting an "old hag." She doesn't have fake tits, though.
I can fix her
Roger was a lucky dog. For a while.
>>220531221Did she become someone's wife in the show?
>>220531533You can cure cancer?
>>220524537Nah
>>220530591cute
Alison Brie ranks pretty high on any scale you give me.
>>220531696I hate tv because it makes you think people actually live in bedrooms that nice. Nobody in the world does.
Girlboss fuckery notwithstanding, Winnick was a smoke show.
>>220523641imagine the red guy fucking her while the dad toed his big red ass
she may be a stupid hooer but we'll fuck the day away in witness protection
>>220531789Christopher never married his smelly valentine.
>>220530354Wow. Dumb nigger shouldn't have married a jew tranny.
Betsy Kettleman for me, thanks.
>>220531722that bedroom really isn't all that elaborate
>>220522427I went from vanilla porn to turning my nose up at scenes if they didn’t have at least DAP or DVP. I was watching Saffira Yakuza getting 0% pussy all anal DAP’d by 9 guys and basined (iykyk) and I felt like it was impacting my sex life with my wife. I’d always want anal or more than just loving gentle vanilla sex and I could tell it was bothering her.I went cold turkey on porn to try to reset my sex desires. Was dead simple but the problem was I started acting out stuff with her. I went from secretly watching scenes like I mentioned above to pissing all over her tits, titfucking her and then fucking her while she was on all fours soaked and dripping in a puddle of piss. It was honestly pure unadulterated bliss for me, no holds barred and just animalistic. One time I gave her a bold to hold under her tits and I filled it up and poured it on her tits while titfucking her. Nothing degrading or humiliating on my end I was LOVING that she’d try it and felt closer with her. Her? Not so much. She wasn’t into DP with a dildo or such frequent anal and piss was something she would do for me but wasn’t that turned on by it.Pretty disappointing for me so I eventually backed off and forced myself to get back into vanilla sex. It’s been a couple years and I went back to hardcore porn and she’s happier now than ever with our sex life. I felt like I flew too close to the sun and got a glimpse of nirvana only to fall back to earth.Sigh. I used to spend the whole evening drinking water and tea to flush my piss out until I was blasting her with an absurd amount of perfectly clear and odourless piss. I’d be practically shaking with excitement. Now it’s just…..sigh
>>220520497Wood like a kitchen cabinet
>>220532100Get a side piece for the nasty shit.
>>220532244I am honestly considering it. But to be honest it’s been so long since I was with someone else I feel like I don’t have the balls/game anymore. I don’t even think I’d feel that much guilt or anything either. It’s more that I don’t know if I could seal the deal and I wouldn’t want any complications to arise. I have no problem chatting up women and making connections with them but I don’t know if I have the confidence anymore.
I liked daphne in the early seasons, but roz took over later on
used to beat off to the sister from the goldbergs. first couple of seasons they were always showing off her tits.
>>220523259>I know they're "aunts" and not "moms"just until you install the uncensored patch
>>220522038The awkward slo-mo had me expecting that classic swipe transition at the very end kek.
>>220522038Get a good look, Soprano?
>>220532288neither technically wives unless we're using milf as a broad category
>>220520818>>220520324
>>220522766Hey, Crabman.
>>220526248Someone alteady posted Samantha.
Pete was such a fag for cheating on her with dog faced Peggy.
>>220532916the ass is always greener
>>220526248She was so annoying
to put up with a woman this batshit the grippy must have been insane...
>>220524096At the same time?
>>220520137We had ELR on DVD when I was a kid. This was one of my go-to fap scenes. I should do it again.
>>220530354>spousal support>for ex spouselmao
>>220531221>>220531591No. Apparently the actress got into a argument with George Lopez behind the scenes and she ended up leaving the show. No one knows why and George Lopez won't say.
>>220531494
>>220533390>mewe used to have standards in this country. we used to have skinny white women. i want to go back...
>>220533437
>>220533470>adds wrinkleswhy
>>220522038Sure, I could do that. No problem
>>220533512do not doubt grok-sama.
>>220520385goddamn right, i love 80s cougars
>>220525766she has more norwood than the dude
>>220531453Seconded.
>>220520137based
>>220534273politics is gay loser nerd shit now (again), get with the times anon
>>220531262She is more attractive, but I prefer the blonde milf because I am not deaf
this thread is very agpilled
>>220524120Debra was an actual cunt though.
>>220534795in the later seasons, yeah. in the first few seasons she was rightfully frustrated but otherwise agreeable and daresay pleasant
>>220523366Carolyn Jones had grace like no other tv woman
Audrey from Rules of Engagement would get it every night.
>>220534044>dr quim
>>220534273hot and based
>>220531262>broke up with Joe Manganiello because she didn't want to have kids at her agecan you imagine if these two actually had kids?
>>220534744Her in Southpaw? amazing. And still amazing in game night.
>>220531696yessir. Early season trudester is unmatched.
>>220532916I believe Peggy was supposed to be played by a much better looking actress, considering how men in the show react to her character's physical appearance, but they probably had to hire her due to scientology's influence in hollywood.
>>220523734She will do the dinosaur
>>220534369sucks to lose
>>220534883you mean grounded for life?
No one calling out the GOAT, shameful.
>>220531995Putting up with her crazy for that would be the easiest thing
>>220532100Make your relationship exciting outside of the bedroom first, because that's what gets women really in the mood for crazy shit. They scale their sex lives depending on what the rest of their lives are like.
Staking my claim
>>220529803ENTER
Olivia Hussey, She played the mother of Jesus in Jesus of Nazareth.
>>220534744>agpfuck you tranny, men should want to fuck women, not be them in twisted mentally ill perverse fantasy.
>>220524578
>>220535963God she was hot and intense in the Psycho movie. I should watch more stuff with her.
>>220535963I didn't know about this, based.>she's CatholicI also didn't know this, based>she's half Argentinianthat's why she looks so white
>>220536024she is very beautiful, great also in romeo and juliet
>>220534273She might not have, but plenty of other right wingers did. There were at least 11 known assassination attempts against Obama when he was president.Is she ignorant? Or doing some weird cuckservative attempt to pretend her side hasn’t pushed violence as well? What does she say about Israel?
>>220536042She was nice in The Man with Bogart's Face (1980), although a bit more mature looking.
>>220536010was she really talking about the cabin?
>>220535400lmao like 2020
>>220534273>hey it's me>yeah, he posted it again
>>220520137The best TV wives are ones who aren't generally considered sex symbols, have barely ever played the sexy role in other media, spend 80% of the shows run dressed demurely but occasionally gets their body out to the audiences pleasure For that reason, OP is probably right
>>220536237This is a stealth coomer thread and it was made shortly after the MILF thread died.
>>220524381im 9 minutes in and so far its about 3% italian and 97% jewish
>>220537522do you mean exporting raymond or the original tv series?
>>220535936You can go for Rory, taking into account that dreadful continuation.
Mandy is a bitch and needs to be put in her place
>>220520324>>220520377the two queens for me. Just insanely fuckable. That latina from the one of the newer conservative sitcoms can get it too.
>>220522766garbage tier
>>220532347Yeah, she was a hottie
>>220533307I think it religious reasons
>>220532754Hey, Earl.
>>220536003if i shouldn't then why does it feel so good?
>>220538006You're insane. I don't even know what to do with you.
>>220538140B-tier blonde that morphed into a c-tier blonde by the time the show rolled around. Nowadays she looks even worse. Skanky. Downvoted.
>>220528731What show and episode number? I'll make it.
>>220538125she looks so good as a blonde.
>>220520360i really really didnt understand why he didnt want to fuck her
>>220536063>Some random dude yelling “I want to kill Obama” in the same as all of the leftist violence of the past decadeNice try, Herschel
>>220538248Which president has a neighborhood named after him in Israel?
>>220520377>when you pull it out and she gives you this look
>>220520137Elvira
>>220538248>claiming people that don’t own guns are somehow more violent https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12683887Sorry but facts don’t care about your feelings
>>220520137She's so insanly fuckable and the best part is that she looks like a legit mean milf with wrinkles and shit ready to drain your balls like a semen demon. Her whole vibe was sexy with that laid back indifference. Imagine her aggressively spitting on your dick and giving you an amused and disinterest heavy handed handjob, oh lord.
>>220538503The running gag of Robert wanting her so bad was peak sitcom.
>>220520324I made a post years ago claiming her, sorry
>>220538652Lord Xenu promised her to me 75 million years ago. You're shit outta luck, friendo.
judith from two and a half men
>>22053871176 million years ago for me, he was just baiting you
>>220538652provide proof or your claim is forfeit
>>220538292Got ‘im
>>220523418She still has got it.
>>220523422Franny capaldi.
>>220531221They knew what was up and so did she. Idiots to try and replace her.
>>220533204
>>220533390>>220533437>>220533470Erin was an angel.
>>220534044When she was all slutty in Wedding Crashers...
>>220520177fpbp
>>220528731>>220538190The webm already exists here and was posted as recently as yesterday IIRC
>>220538230That was the joke…
>>220522766Very gross
>>220523060The mom and the daughter
>>220523156Hot wifeOr Hotwife?You decide
>>220539158Frighteningly gay.
>>220523582Liz Jordan?
>>220523620She seems really retarded in real life.
>>220524450Keyed on what?
>>220539222Why, because she won't call you a woman? You will never be one, by the way.
>>220527291Who
>>220522766agree but she's a coalburner character so not worth at all
>>220524096they're both looking pretty ghoulish in that image but both of them when young? oh hell yeah that wins.>>220520385oh she was something special for a milf...
>>220528786DELETE
>>220531494>>220533390
>>220539235>i have no arguement>i will call her a man, that will do it
>>220539235She’s very zionist in real life, moishe. Cool it with the tribalism.
>>220539261>>220539267t. triggered troons. Go buy a couple ropes.
>>220539293nice try, jew
>>220535559CC was hotter.
>>220536063>an inbred hick telling a fed posing as a kkk member that he was thinking about using a drone holding a hand grenade to try and kill obama at some point, with no specific plans or time he wants to do it>he was recorded and charged for this, this is one of the '11' attempts.YWNBAW tranny.
>>220539260sorry bro
>>220520137I was not into her when I was younger. I see it now. I would have preferred no work done though, plus a full bush
>>220520295Three's Company jiggling was the way to go, plus you enjoy no bras and see through to nips
>>220520360Yum
>>220524096She had no chance vs Sofia. It ruined her as she felt she needed to stay thin. It also ruined Ariel Winter. Assholes reduce her breasts at 15. She needed to be allowed to grow into them. It's the same idea with sex changes. The brain needs to develop fully before any life altering change is made.
>>220524578Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her...
>>220525301She walked away from Scientology and now runs a crusade to get others to leave as well. Super based.
>>220525441Absolutely amazing as a brunette (Elizabeth, too)
>>220520295I would bang that with the force of a thousand suns.
>>220527380Holy shit!
>>220532288Roz, despite being physically attractive, was always ugly to me. I watched Frasier as a kid so I wasn't good at seeing things for what they were. Niles constantly berating and denigrating Roz made me think she was a tramp. I couldn't see past it. It had such an affect on my perception of her that I couldn't see she was actually a very attractive woman. All I saw was a disgusting tramp.
>>220535963I always thought she looks like a low IQ moron. Am I the only one who sees it?
