Not my Snape.
>>220521701That's my ape.
>>220521701
>>220521701Why is he giving me the >please buckbreak me massa look?
ug-leeshant be watching
question is who gives a fuck about anything harry potter related in 2026
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Wow, that costume looks awful
>>220521720THAT'S MY APEMY BULLMY WIFE'S BULL
>>220521774genuinely dystopian
>>220521701>they race swapped the most ghoulishly pale characterirl shitpostliterally anyone else would've made more sense
>>220521701Clasically handsome
>>220521774/thread
>>220521774they were both miscast
>LAWD DEM WARTS>DEM WARTS OF POTTAH
>>220522056>literally anyone elseEven if Snape was Indian?
>>220522296>simps over a white bitch forevertoo realistic for a show about wizards
>>220521701potions
>>220521701>NIGGEROUS APE!!!!! DID YOU PUT FENT IN THE POTION SUPPLIES?!?!?!Dumbledore asked calmly.>Shiiieeettt, yo’ ‘ready know muthafugah…
>>220521733L'Snape JaPrince Ibn Slytherin A (née Stanley Spencer) five seconds after getting his bones from Voldemort.
ishowspeed is in it? based
>>220521701They going to do the flash back where James Potter hangs him from a tree?
>>220521701>LAWD DEM SNAPES
>>220521774Why is it so dark and colorless? I also watched the trailer, and it's filled with sterile pale blue backgrounds and extremely cold, dental office style color grading. I thought maybe they are just trying to show that Harry's world is bleak and sad, and then when he comes to Hogwarts it changes the colors but no, picrel is the Hogwarts - cold, dark, bleak and lifeless. I unironically think it will cause some development issues in kids. It's like they are not allowed to see anything beautiful and inspiring.
>>220521774the one below is more book accurate, Hermoine was never described as or supposed to be pretty
>>220521701now there’s two words you can’t say at Hogwarts
>>220521733Can't wait for the intro potions scene where he starts drill rapping at harry insulting his dead dad while getting sturdy
>>220523635>why is it so dark and colorlessIt takes place in England.
>>220523635Modern cinematography is souless
>>220524230Hogerts is in Scotland
>>220523849>Hermoine was never described as or supposed to be prettyyou don't have to be a nigger for that in bongland
Black Snape is the most interesting thing to happen to Harry Potter in years.
>>220521774Ginny won
>>220521701>Today we will be learning how to brew a Sizzurp potion - an excellent alternative to the Stupefy spell when dealing with Dark Wizards
>>220523849So what youre saying is that the child character was too sexually attractive to you for your liking?
>>220523635i thought the sets in the documentary looked shitty, e.g. Diagon Alley looks like a cheap theme park rather than actual shops.but then i remembered it'll all be in navy sepia so it doesn't matter.
>>220525071dishonest postshow modern ginny
>>220523635For one it's how everything looks these days, but secondly the HP movies started looking really dark (as in I can't see shit) around prisoner of azkaban so I'm not surprised.
>>220526429That's IS modern Ginny...
>>220526429That's her anon.
>>220526656>>220526674I fucked up
>>220521701Ayo potta were da white women at, don't make me abracadabra yo azz
>>220521813It's a leather tracksuit with zippers under some kind of cloak/longcoat mashup.Shit's hilarious.
Why do negroes have that zesty pouty lips thing going on?The buck breaking dude and the negro who played the autistic bodybuilder also do that.Is it a black theater kid thing?
>>220523849She's described in the book as having slight buckteeth and being very pale white. Being white comes up twice in the series actually.>>220523635Modern color grading, so everything has to be dark and have muted colors with slight blue in the shadows.
>>220521774>THE 11 YEAR OLD GIRL ISNT FUCKABLE REEEE
>>220523849Not at all. Hermione in the books is described as>bushy brown hair>brown eyes>normally very pale, is capable of blushing but can also tan>prominent frontal teeth>naturally pretty but gets overlooked for not "dollying" herself up which is why the ball scene happens and everyone is "surprised"Emma was perfect for Hermione except for the hair color which should be a bit darker.She was basically a "Welsh" like Catherine Zeta Jones.
>>220525071>>220526656>>220526674looks an improvement. Ginny was unironically the most badass person in the books
>>220525071>>220526656>>220526674Huh, she's uh very well cast. Very well cast indeed.
>>220523635Joos hate medieval Europe since they were expelled from there.
>>220521701>>220521733> Harry looking suspiciously the whole season at Snape, because he can't trust him for some reason.> Harry's dad hanging Snape from a tree as a sort of bullying.yeah... that will go well
>>220527636>you get the fuck out of medieval Europe!
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>>220526868that was literally J.K. Rowling's complaint, why is it fine when a woman says it...?
>>220523517it's made of brush... why are there sparks on it, it's not metal, it shoud catch on fire and burn from the friction.Must be nigger magic
>>220527565Now that you mention it, that’s probably why that setting is so kino.
>>220521701Hasn't David Blane and the street magic guy already proven long ago that magic freaks the fuck out of black people?
>>220523517https://youtu.be/TpDbIc6yNU0
>>220521774>we made thing but much worseWhy?
>>220527140no she fucking wasn't that bat bogey hex shit was actually retarded book ginny sucks
>>220521774This is the reason they cast black snape. They wanted to draw attention away from little brownie playing hermione.
>>220525071>>220526656>>220526674Ollie... you know what they say.
>>220521701Going by the response to Wuthering Heights I don't think they're going to make him go full cuck. There's no way.
>>220527046based wizgro
