Come with me, my son...
>>220521998*unzips dick*
>>220522080>unbuttons balls
>>220521998why did James Earl Jones have so many white kids in the 80s
>>220521998Okay.
>>220522219KINOOOOOOOOOOO
Infidel defilers!
>>220522219>zero dialogue >gigakino
>>220521998my boy pussy quivers in anticipation mein führer!
>>220522219Absolute kinography.
>>220522219Kinotastic
>>220522219Young Conan was my first gay crush.
But what is best in life?
>>220523430BUT, anon, having a gay crush would imply that YOU are gay as well, surely you must be mistaken!
>>220522177James Earl Jones is white
>>220523474Other kinos where the hero wins in the end but feels completely empty?
>>220523615Nah, it's not gay when they're that cute and feminine looking. If I was into Arnold, that would be gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4SXng8EtF0Basil put more energy and melody into this soundtrack than composers put into their entire career.
>>220523679yeah, the kino where i empty deez nuts in ur mouth LMAO
>>220522219Such a good film.
>>220521998STANDARD OF THE COATA SNAKE SET THULSA DOOM
>>220522219she is such a cutie. would commit necrophilia
CROM!
>>220521998That nig's a snake
>>220522219Never, never could they make something this good today. What happened?
What's the answer to the Riddle of Steel?Conan's father says Steel. People can betray, and nobody can be truly trusted.Doom says flesh. The power to command can give more power than any blade. Steel cannot be compared to the hand that wields it.But the sword of Conan's father was shattered, and Doom and his forces were killed by the strength of steel.
>>220525539damn anon, put like that it's quite the riddle!
>>220525539doom was killed by conans will, both at the end when he resists his mind control and in general by conan seeking revenge upon him
>>220525539Will
>>220525608god dammit eggers, i'm going to watch your vervulff film in theatres but this is the last chance man, stupid color grades and 5head queen spazzing out like a retard is shaking my faith in you
>>220525843No one likes colour these days.
Even if his attire was silly. I liked him as a villain. Conan was a fun movie. I wish they made more proper sword and sandals flicks.
>>220525539It's definitely gotta be Will to Power. Milius made this movie, remember. That's his thing.
>>220525421Cultural marxism.
>>220525869>1:00the first seconds you can't tell it isn't arnie, even if you pause it, we lost the knowledge to make hyper-realistic props, all CGI now.
>>220521998>Vader>Mufasa>Thulsa DoomJames Earl Jones is everybody's father
>>220525869>my reaction when I saw Zendaya as Athena and a black Helen of Troy
>>220522219A masterclass in cinematography.
>>220523430You had a crush for a spaniard haha
>>220525608soulless, balless, colorless
>>220526197would have been a good movie if the practical effects were better , otherwise a decent one
>>220525728And some atlantean steel.
Conan what is best in life?
>>220527802with the broken sword that failed his father, do i gotta hit you over the head with genealogy of morals for you to get this shit
>>220528648great shot, everything is perfect
>>220522219I'm brainless. Why did she lower her sword? Was she weak enough to be hypnotised by him or did she just give up?
>>220528774Hypnotism. It didn't work on Conan, both when he was a child and when Thulsa Doom tried to mesmerize him in the final face-off.
>>220521998This is the closest we're ever going to get to a movie about Atlantis. Doom was a black magician from there.
>>220529240yo yo yo...whatchyu mean black magician??
>>220529240>your epic kino, xir
>>220528909Why would it work on his mother? Also he broke eye contact before making the swing so it shouldn't have worked anyway.
>>220529325stop being a faggot and watch the movie
