>make sure the toilet seat is a little loose

>crack a tile on the bathroom floor
>now remove that brand of tile from the hardware store, if he shows up tell him it's discontinued
>have a high school friend work at the store and offer to help redo the bathroom
>then have him find other things wrong in the bathroom, force a whole remodel

Most forced meme since Baneposting.

>>220522288
>He's liking the first season of this show because many bare breasted women were featured. Make sure the nudity in all subsequent seasons is limited to dicks.

>>220522288
oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black

>Now have his childhood crush follow him on Instagram
>He noticed? Update her profile to show she is married with kids

>>220522288
>Make a recruiter reach out to him about a job opportunity.
>He's responded.
>Good. Now make the recruiter go dark on all communication with him.

>>220522501
>NO FUN ALLOWED

>>220522501
I actually chuckled.
Not because I care for the meme. but because butt humor cracks me up. And I hate when it happens.

Pretty painful greentexts, too.

>He just signed up for multiple dating apps
>Throw him a few girls that are his type. Then have the rest all be obese, covered in tattoos, crows feet, and oh, don’t forget the kids. Oh one last thing, sneak in a few trannys in there just to keep him on his feet

>he started his PC to watch a movie
>let Windows download some huge ass update for the next 45 minutes

>>220523039
That’s literally how they write the algorithm. They feed a few highly desirable women at first, then pull the rug from under you once they see you are engaged.

>>220522288
if you had complete control of an individual from the cradle to the grave then why not do something fun? like have everyone they'll ever see be painted green, the kid would think he's a fuckin weirdo for having pinkish skin. That's just off the top of my head, you make them believe anything for your amusement, completely fuck them up, have everyone walk on fours, only speak klingon, go fuckin nuts with it

>>220522288
>now make him stoned on high quality weed
>make him zone out into deep thinking about existence and meaning of everything
>make him reach profound truth and conclusions
>good, now make him fall asleep and when he wakes up to forget all about it
>now make him remember he reached the truth and the thrill and bliss he felt but cant remember what was it now

>>220523215
I know that but I’ve never seen it this bad before. They didn’t just pull the rug they yanked it. Every girl on these things is the most bottom of the barrel you can imagine. When I lived abroad I never had these problems

>he's having company? Clog the toilet, he hasn't gotten around to buying a plunger yet because it's embarrassing.

>>220522288
>have that car pull out directly in front of him and then go 10 miles below the speed limit the entire way

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>>220523039
>he doesn't want a slampig

>>220522501
it worked when it was things Cristoff could control. He can't control his body.

>>220522288
>he's trying to cure his phimosis
>make sure the stretching rings can't stay still

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>>220523039
>Truman got a match with someone he's into and she wants to fuck tomorrow?
>I want the Disease Department to spread Norovirus on EVERYTHING in the fridge before he gets home from work TODAY!
>He'll be shitting his ass off and puking every 5 minutes he'll have no choice but to grit his teeth and reschedule
>Then have her immediately ghost Truman.... Perfect

>>220523263
American women have made themselves so disgusting over the last decade and I don't know where it all went wrong

>twitterjeet meme

>>220523502
>he still hasn't gotten it
4chan is dead. Its purpose nowadays is merely for non regular 4chan users to come up with a potential meme, see if it sticks here, poach the best replies/variations and post them on twitter as their own to make money from it as its monetization policy allows.

>>220522288
OP is a lame faggot. Not funny, cringe. Your mother hates you im sure

>>220522288
>he just finished masturbating, hide a little semen on the back of his thigh that he wont notice until later

>both his hands are occupied? Make his head really itchy somewhere

>>220522474
did this happen to u

>>220522288
It's kind of a funny joke but at no point was it implied that they had control over Truman's bodily functions

>>220523603
Back in the
>Truman gets creative with body position while jacking off
arc, that was kino

>>220522501
Baneposting was peak, this is mostly lonely anons blog posting

>>220522501
I think it's funny the Zoomers found The Truman Show.

>>220522501
hothead alert

>>220522501
>>220523502
>>220523564
What are you idiots talking about? Christof jokes has been a staple here for years.

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>>220522288
>Get me the living room camera that points towards the bedroom
>Slowly zoom to the bedroom. Increase audio
>Keep Truman's audio on that level, and add another audio channel with some light romantic music in it. I want Sax.
>Now get me the bedroom camera #323423 and have a quick, 3 second close up to those porno magazines. Yes, the audio channels remain the same
>Get me the bedroom ceilling camera; the one above the fan. Have Truman in the middle of the shot. Add a light rotation to it for immersion
>Excellent. Now for the big reveal. Get me the light switch camera #21 next to the bedroom's door.
>Medium shot to Truman masturbating
>Now then, I want two quick camera shots. One extreme zoom to his brow sweat, then one on his cock. I want good framing of his genitals
>Back to the lightswitch camera. Keep it steady for a while
>Alright, he is about to climax. Camera on his face and his penis. Switch between these shots, but make sure to get the money shot
>There! There is the money shot! Camera on the money shot! Now!
>Excellent. Add some slow motion to it and save it on my computer
>Alright, now camera onto his face. Nice. Our boy seems to be relieved.
>Now get me a full body shot from the ceiling camera. Keep it steady for 15 seconds.
>Alright now get me wardrobe camera. Have it start from Truman's position, then take it slowly away from him and aim at his wife's photograph, on that furniture next to his bed
>Slowly zoom in at her smiling face in that photo
>Alright thats a wrap people. Good job

>>220522501
>Okay get him on the website...
>Now have him type in some retarded shit and fill out the captcha
>Great, great, now have him hit Post
>No, no consideration for what is in the post! Just force it through! The guy is retarded here!

>>220523603
How would the actors/stagehands even accomplish this without his noticing?

>>220524162
>Christof jokes
It was actually just called Truman posting

>>220522720
>Okay. Make the girl cute, fun to talk to and interested in the same things he is
>Great, he's hooked. Now have her reveal that she's a lesbian with an offhand remark

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>>220523039
>and have suspiciously intimate photos with their dogs

>>220522288
In what world wouldn't this be a massive crime?

>>220525949
Had shit like this happen to me literally twice. I have such garbage luck in life it literally feels like these memes sometimes. At this rate i'm gonna die alone no matter how much i try to change anything.

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>Matches with hot chick
>She's DTF
>wait.... she's a single mom
>HER KID IS BLACK!

*ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT*

>he's leaving, turn on the fans I want constant wind focused on his hair, it's prime-time in central Europe... perfect

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>>220523263
>>220523498

Man, you guys are really bad at this.

>Make sure he's caught by every red light on the way to work. Better make sure he gets caught behind a school bus too. Tell the kids to walk extra slow.

>>220527881
Why did she do it?