"YOU GRAPED HER!""YOU UNALIVED HER!""YOU UNSUBSCRIBED HER CHILDREN FROM LIFE!"
>calling whores "sex workers"
>>220523250>I bet you thought that the [thing] will happen, because I was leading to it for the last 200 pages...>...but actually, an opposite of the [thing] will happen! Ha! I bet you feel very stupid right now, falling into my genius writing trap!This is every book of the fat fuck. He thinks its very witty and sophisticated, but in reality it just makes the plot pointless. There's no inherit value in breaking the expectations.
>>220523401mayhaps he does, but when you see ser nuncle is celebrating his nameday with a flagon of dornish red, sweet meats and honey, dare you end the tale?
>>220523284>you bastard, your birthing parent person (assigned female by birth) was a sex worker
>>220523250Those are just the way normalfags have dealt with this draconian AI driven censorship on those hellish social platforms.I fucking hate it so much.
>>220523250I’m glad he got his gay head crushed.
>pew pews>SA’D>cornTik Tok language ruined everything
>>220523708what does pew pew mean?
>>220523401>anon is very angry and considers it "broken expectations" that a 5'7 spic lost a fight against a 7'4 giant
>>220523769I'm angry at you
At least his death was painless, like his brain neurons wouldnt registered the pain until he was already dead from shock
>>220523462you deserve a (You) for this shit
>>220523401>Stories should just do exactly what I want them to do, reinforce what I already believe, and make me feel good about myselfRightoids do not understand art
>>220523839>this is a story of a boy who wants to be a doctor>99.9% of the book he studies medicine>on the last page a meteor falls and everybody dies, the end>this is art and very deep, rightoids would never understand
>>220523401>>220523462>>220523806A mummer's farce. All of it!
>>220523898>rightoid resorts to strawmen when his silly argument falls aparttale as old as time
>>220523284>smex w*rkers
>>220523903dark wings, dark words from such a knape as yourself. methinks you should drown in your cups from the waters a myrish swamp
>>220523839Creating something sincere and straightforward opens it up for critique because as everything under the sun it is not perfect. The contemporary counter-culture faggots are afraid of commitment or believing in something because then they are open to criticism and they can no longer pretend like they are the smartest person in the room. This is why they always have to stay behind a shield of irony, nihilism and reverse expectations. It's like everything they create screams "I didn't actually mean whatever you thought I did, I was just pretending. There's actually a deeper, greater and smarter meaning behind my fake meaning, but it will be never revealed because then it can be criticized."
>>220523913Why is it a strawman?
>>220523401>I'm subverting expectations!!!
>>220523983>>220523998>>220524015chud melty incoming
>>220524028I just asked why do you think it's a strawman
>>220524040Why are you a chud?
shansha....pleashe..
>>220523401>every single time the Mountain is brought up, it's him killing or almost killing everyone he fights, including great knights>when Tyrion demands a trial by combat and Gregor is named as the Crown's champion, his personal sellsword who fought in the most dangerous part of the Blackwater for him tells him to piss off and leaves King's Landing>the fact that Oberyn would consider fighting for him is openly stated to be completely insane and he's only doing it because of honor and supreme (over) confidencesounds like you might just be retarded anon
>>220523250Literally his biggest mistake was ever thinking he could shame a murderous psychopath. Just demanding an execution would have been as effective and he'd still be alive to make his brother secede.
>>220524028>The prophecy was just a red herring. Bet you feel stupid for being tricked.
>>220523284>what's the deal with sex workers anyway? I'm doing all the work and she gets paid? Didn't we have an amendment or something which covers this?
>>220523401sometimes that's fine. it's a classic yarn but then there's a twist.i hate ACTUAL twists, unless it's a whodunnit, but a tiny bit of unpredictability is a good thing.
>>220524102>The prophecy was just a red herring.name 52 times this happened
>>220524086I didn't know ASOIAF books where just about Mountain and Oberyn fight. Were all other events and characters invented in the show?
>>220523802I don't know, he... Kinda screamed a bit there
>>220523250I love watching this fight. It’s just so cathartic watching Gregor get systematically dismantled by a more skillful fighter. Also:For you!KEK
>>220523769He didn't really lose thoughbeit
>>220524229Well, Oberyn didn't really win either
>>220524229>my head is exploded, making me the victor!
>>220524229>if your enemy kills you, you win
>>220523401At some point you have to realize that these twists happen so often that they no longer surprised you.
>>220523839>stories should be a barrage of red herrings because nothing in life means anything anymore. I am very smart.Leftoids arent even human anymore
>>220523401>characters hubris leading to their downfallactually, he just follows the standard greek tragedy model
>>220524290>>220524331There aren't that many twists or red herrings in ASOIAF, most events have hints and foreshadowing but rightoids aren't very good at reading so there you go
>>220523946>methinks you should drown in your cups from the waters a myrish swampMayhaps. But are you the man to do it, ser?
>>220523802You forget the part where he knocked the shit out of his face/jaw before this?
>>220524596no:(
>>220523250GRRM could have let the mountain die here and nothing would have changed in the story other than a satisfying scene for once.
>>220524861It would have changed the story dramatically. Tyrion would win the trial by combat, thereby not killing Tywin and fleeing to Essos. The investigation into Joffrey's killing probably would have led back to the Tyrells.
>>220524955Even if Tyrion had won the trial he'd have been sent to the wall and he would not have been allowed to reach it, which Varys would have known. Tyrion still gets smuggled out of the keep and he still kills his dad on the way.What investigation? What would they even investigate? Any witness questioned is just gonna say Tyrion did it.
>>220523839>asoiaf is artlmao leftoids don’t read
>>220524955>Tyrion doesn't go to EssosThat's a change for the better though.>Even if Tyrion had won the trial he'd have been sent to the wallHe wouldn't, winning the trial would mean gods declared him innocent.
>>220523401name 10 instances of this, I bet you can't
>>220523839The bathroom scribbles of poop obsessed GRRM are not art lol
>>220525041He wouldn't be sent to the wall if the trial by combat proved him innocent. Tyrion would have been sent to the wall if he plead guilty. And I don't think the Lannisters would just let it go if Tyrion was proven innocent, that would set a precedent to the public that you can kill a king and get away with it. Someone would end up paying.
>>220523284"Sex workers" somehow sounds more offensive imo. It's like how dwarfs insist on being called "little people".
>>220523468>you alternatively fathered individual, your birthing parent (assigned female at birth) was a sex workerftfy
>>220523913>t. defending this >>220523839 strawman
>>220524028>no melty incame, subverting the natural flow of the threadit must be art
>>220523250oh hey it's that star wars guy
>>220523983>if you aren't limiting yourself in the narrow box of permissible expression that I, a fascist, deem acceptable, then you are insincere and subversive
>>220525349I never understood this one either, if you have the non-fucked up type of dwarfism it seems like it would be fun to lean into the fantasy connotations. Grow a big beard, get ripped. People would love that you have a sense of humor about it.Same deal with acromegaly, you could have people introduce you as "The Ogre" and wear animal pelts and carry a wooden club.
>>2205232848 don't have an issue with a broad who takes a greasy beaner's corn dog up her keyster a "sex worker"Now, if all you do is sit in front of a camera and stuff your dick ditch with plastic schongs you're just a lazy ass not a "sex worker"
>>220523250imagine being verbally castrated by chinese tiktok
>>220527214jewgle did the same shit with youtube
>>220523250YOU KISSED COLBERT ON THE MOUTH
>>220523802Upon further contemplation I still think that it would be extremely painful
>>220527214its impressively pathetic, zoomers making a fashion statement out of their own censorship and then in the same breath larp as rebels
>>220524229He kept his head together for an admirable length of time up until the very end,
>>220523468ohhhhh kek
>>220528331For you
>>220523250What do you call that, advertiser friendly language or guidelines appropriate?
F*cking based
>>220526829I would absolutely do this.
>>220523983You just described every Russian ever.
>>220523250I CANT BELIEVE YOU KILL BIRTHING PEOPLE AND GENDER FLUID CHILDREN!!!
>>220523898>a boy who wants to be rich>99.9% of the book he studies finance>gets an awesome job>comes in one day after about a month working there and notices his jewish coworkers aren't in that day for some reason>the first plane hits
somehow Algo-speak feels more insulting than classical censorship
>>220524274We trained in in DEX, as a joke.
>>220526732This but without the "fascist" cringe bit
>>220530531because it's self inflicted. I know I know but this is doublespeak.
>Wherever sex workers go
>>220530648>>220530531it's a literal humiliation ritual
>>220530806>humiliation ritualHeard a 300lb poly antifa 40 year old woman say that phrase yesterday
>>220523250>"YOU UNSUBSCRIBED HER CHILDREN FROM LIFE!"
>>220528331He's a small guy.
>>220523769>What if david bs Goliath>AND GOLIATH WINS Wow wonder what his tax policy was
Unc, SYBAU
