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think about the rags logically
>>220524005Frodo raped Gollum?
>filthy nasty orcses they RAPED and GAPED poor Smeagol WE HATES THEM WE HATES BIG VEINY SLIMY ORCSES COCKSES precious
can someone get peter jackson away from tolkien shit before he tarnishes his reputation yet again?
Fucking lol
GET HIS FUCKIN' RING OFF
filthy hobbitses takes off precious ragses
kek
>>220524154The slime might be a good thing in this circumstance
good thread
>>220524005https://m.twitch.tv/clip/DistinctCooperativePeanutYee-Qx1KK0FZ8mZ6OMFu
Babish Status?
raped
>>220524154kek
>>220524005Bullshit. The hunt for Gollum was inspired by the actual short made like 15 years ago that goes by the same name and it´s completely unnecessary. The whole point of Gollum is to reflect Frodo´s inner darkness, what will happen to him if he succumbs to the power of the ring. Similarly the whole point of Sam is to reflects Frodo´s courage and heroic nature. The characters are there to show Frodo´s inner struggle between light and darkness. Gollum is a narrative resource. A function.
>Where is it?>...>Where's my goddamn ring?>...>Get his fucking rags off>ACK! SHIRE! BAGGINS!!!
why did they do it?
LO STUPRATO
>>220524260Kek. Love that Jackie
The one ring...
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a trilogy.
ass status?
>One ring to rape them allSo the ring was a cock ring all along...
What about his virginity?
LOOKS LIKE ONION RINGS ARE BACK IN THE MENU, BOYS!
So, are they gonna freak out about Chudcels shooting up cinemas?
> FOR SHIRE!!
>>220524197https://www.nme.com/news/film/peter-jackson-in-talks-to-adapt-j-r-r-tolkiens-the-silmarillion-into-films-3945593He can't be stopped.
>>220528577>chudcel pulls out a gun>demands everyone to hand over their wedding rings>escapes DB Cooper style
Gollum get raped
>>22052869510 part series consisting of 3 hour films (5 in special edition bd releases)?
>>220528577>>220528839it wouldn't be a gun, it would be an elven bow worthy of their chudcel kin
>>220524260>LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU
>>220528473>>220528517>>220528663lol
>>220524005looking forward to the Gollum Rape General
>Gollum will end up jokere'dKino
>Instead of beating Gollum in a riddle game, Bilbo just rapes him instead
>>220531095based
Smeagol lives in a society?
Sometimes this place is alright.
The Raped