Lemme guess, now it's woke?
>>220524325Correct.Now fuck my wife!
>>220524325
Now it's forgotten.
>>220524371Yes.
>>220524325Uh oh. Looks like the wokie is having a meltie
>>220524325Has anyone made a 'Prince Leia' version?
>>220524447But Leia's already a girl?
The hero's journey is fundamentally masculine, women simply don't have values or convictions consistent with that sort of an arc. This is why such stories featuring women don't resonate with the audience, they recognize it as insincere.
>Disney is just stuck making pointless midquel fillers in an ad infinitum loop because no one liked the sequels.At least be a big boy and admit they're shit and either redo them or retcon it out.
do you really look at shit like "OI BOIPORSED DA COMPRESSAH" or pinkhair admiraless warping into the megastardestroyer while the men never fought to warp into the deathstar and think it compares to luke getting bullied and treated like a naive kid for most of this movie
>>220524479Don't try and explain it to a disingenuous libtard. Even if you have an unfailable argument, he'll just move the goal posts and give emotional responses until you're exhausted. OP can say what he wants, but there's no way he enjoying these woke girl boss movies. He lives the life of lies.
>>220524325Pretty much. The reason why Rey had to be a mary sue that skipped all the training is because a woman simply lacks the discipline, mental fortitude and innate talent to truly master something. Her being a mary sue is simply easier to believe
>>220524325===’ Always ‾°\\ Has been
>>220524371if She-Luke was good with kids or something, nobody would bat an eyelid. the problem is writing women as men.
>>220524371No, birdbrain. ANH Rey would have BTFO'd the sand people, and the cantina thugs, the trash compactor monster, and Darth Vader. And she would've mind tricked the Stormtroopers. All without Master Kenobi's help
has there ever been a story where a woman, due to overcoming hardships, goes from being a whiny spoiled bitch to… well anything else?
>>220524371Wasn't he a pilot?
>>220524325Now its hot.
>>220524581independence is the most boring character trait.Han Solo's character arc is the opposite of this. it's considered negative he starts out the way he does.
>>220524591I have given it a little thought and I think the closest we've ever actually come to that was with Sarah Connor in Terminator. Even then, it's not really a transformation so much as a call to adventure. Perhaps Viola in The Twelfth Night?
>>220524325No, femluke is gigakino which is why it was never done. If Ridley's trilogy had been good maybe we could have gotten it.
>>2205243711. It's established Luke was a pilot. We even see his t-16 in the garage when he's cleaning the droids.2. Luke gets his ass handed to him multiple times throughout the movie3. He is shown to be a hell of a shot when engaged in the dogfight after escaping the death star.4. Luke is shown to have an innate sense of the force via his training sequence with Obi-wan which he doesn't initially succeed at.5. Luke is given guidance via Obi-wan at the end of the film via the force.
>>220524325If she went through a similar path of struggle, it would not have been woke. You automatically assume we are anti-woman because we complain about badly written women. Ultimately, the hero's journey just doesn't work for most women's stories. You often end up having to write something stupid to make them better than a guy. I mean, maybe if the world is not based on our own?
>>220524949The real way to get these retards is to ask if they would say a gender swapped Guts is bad.
It wouldn't be woke, since it's not anti-white man.
>>220524600>>220524325Looks like a former mental health counselor of mine. Strange feel, that is.
>>220524737Oh shit, it occurred to me that the only successful female hero's journey might actually be Mean Girls
>>220524591The Accused.
>>220524325>missed out on smol dick Asuka Skywalker>what's the point in living?
But I wanted to suck off chad at Toshe Station!
There are no bras in space
>>220525025Wheyfu Guts would be kino af
>>220525194would we just adjust to find saggy tits attractive? how does it work in those African tribes?
>>220525281Bras make tits more saggy, not less
>>220524447>aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper ?
>>220524371Did you not watch tfa? Rey is nothing like Luke lol
>>220525281Jar Jar is the key to all of this
>>220524325Now I would jack off to it.
Rei's problem was that she wasn't a cute feisty tomboy. A lot of the shit writing could have been overlooked if she had been attractive and not the blandest actress alive.
I hate woke casting, but there's legit worse stuff going on.
>>220525960Yeah okay, but this is /tv/What about kids starving in Africa?
All the trilogy had to be was a road movie Odyssey starring Finn (not played by Boyega) and a cute tomboy Rey on the run from some remnant of the Empire and it would have been just fine.
>>220526004Force Awakens came out in 2015
>>220524325>>220524371It's funny how you try and make this comparison, but if jew jew abrams and rian subvert your expectations johnson had copied luke's journey word for word with rey not only would it have made the sequels better movies, that's literally what they tried to do with the sequels was copy the original trilogy in the force awakens, but decided to make rey a mary sueshitty shitty baitonly an ivan could come up with such a shitty thread to keep pushing the culture war, you lost
>>220526158>>220524581Okay for the sake of devil's advocate what does she do in TFA that really equates to mary sue status? The only thing that I can legitimately count as Mary Sue behavior is using the mind trick without any sort of training.
>>220526236The way the OG cast treats her as instantly likable.
>>220526004Yes, yids also rape those kids.
>>220526259Doesn't Han literally put a gun to her for assuming she stole the Falcon and only warms up to he when she fixes the ship?
>>220524325Kill yourself faggot scum
>>220526004There are only starving kids in Africa because we feed them which causes them to reproduce at a higher rate than they can support
>>220526236Beats the grandson of the chosen one who has been trained by both the most powerful masters of the dark and light sides of the force in a lightsaber duel the day after she picked up a lightsaber for the first time.
>>220526098Finn and Poe stuff was fine but then they just separate them and the movies suck after that point . Still needed a better bad guy group than a random terrorist group LARPing as the empire though
>>220526236she instantly knows how to fly like an ace pilot and fix the millenium falcon, but has never stepped foot on it, while stating she's only flew junk by her own admission, also fluent in droidspeak and wookie she masters the force after just learning about it, by performing a perfect jedi mind trick, something luke didn't even try to perform till the third movie when he tried using it on jabba only to learn hutts are immune to itshe instantly has enough proficiency in the force and lightsaber combat to beat kylo and his henchman in their first meeting, when he had way more training and she had noneThis all happens in the first movie with her btw lol
>>220524949>3. He is shown to be a hell of a shot when engaged in the dogfight after escaping the death star.>4. Luke is shown to have an innate sense of the forceHE IS SHOWN TO BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING THEREFORE HE IS NOT A MARY SUE!!!!
>>220526364Kylo was shot, bleeding out, and wounded further by Finn. This is a dumb accusation. Always has been>>220526446>she instantly knows how to fly like an ace pilot That's fair enough she isn't ever established flying anything so yeah I'd agree with that.>fix the millenium falconShe makes a living pulling parts from broken spaceships. It's not at all beyond the realm of possibility she would know how to fix some hold hunk of junk standard freighter that the Falcon is. This is a dumb arguement.>also fluent in droidspeak She once again works with junk all day. Knowing doid binary isn't that crazy>and wookieThat on the otherhand is indefensible.>she masters the force after just learning about it, by performing a perfect jedi mind trickYeah I admitted that was mary sue behavior.>she instantly has enough proficiency in the force and lightsaber combat to beat kylo and his henchman in their first meeting, when he had way more training and she had noneSee above. Kylo was wounded.I get why people call her a Mary Sue but hot damn half the arguments against her are bullshit.
>>220524325i dont like girls
>>220524325>woke >allowing pretty white female actors Back to the drawing board or you're being docked 50 ESG score.
Fem!Sheev wouldn't been a foundational GILF fetish for many youth. Luckily enough, Kreia took that spot years later.
>>220526616>Kylo was shot, bleeding out, and wounded further by Finn. This is a dumb accusation. Always has beenHe's also 3 times her size and has at least a decade of force training you utter fucking retarded. There's no chance she was ever going to win that fight, outside of the political climate in our world at thr time.
>>220526616Her fixing the millennium falcon is mary sue behavior because her only proficiency in tech was scavenging off an imperial star destroyer, not fixing anything, her fluency in droidspeak totally circumvents the original trilogy and the point of the protocol droid C-3P0 because she can interface with the millennium falcon and diagnosis what's wrong with it, which is another blatant case of mary sue behaviorAll of the original points I listed make her a mary sue and have been discussed to death by people who know the lore way better than anyone here, none of them are bullshit no matter how many times you say it and repeat the lieImagine defending the sequel trilogy, kill yourself you disgusting rupee farming jeet mouse shill
>>220526826Yeah anon I'm sure that a Nascar driver is gonna be able to beat me in a race if both his legs are broken. This was always fishing for excuse to criticize Rey when there are already plenty of reasons to do so. >>220526832>No she doesn't upkeep anything>Looks at her speederUm anon?
>>220526616She's also a great swimmer despite spending her entire life in a fucking desert. Fucking faggot.
>>220526857He fucked Finn up with no issue. Rey literally over powers kylo both physically and in force power. He could have fucking fell on her and the fight would have been over.
>>220526857implying fixing a scooter is like a starship that can travel at lightspeed and needed a protocol droid who could understand six million forms of communication to talk to the ship's computer no wonder the sequel trilogy turned out so poorly if this is the quality of shill that defends it and is pandered toit's always the faggots who abuse green text who are the biggest liars and contrarian trolls
>>220526889maybe she learned to swim in the Dune Sea?
>>220524325>>220524371ywnbaw
>>220526993Maybe you learned to suck cock from your father?
>>220526967>fucked Finn up with no issueFinn wounded him, showing that Kylo wasn't on his A-Game.Jesus Christ guys I don't get why we can't be a little more nuance with our criticisms. A lot of this shit comes off as looking for shit to complain about which just fuels retarded fucking memes like >>220524371Rey can be a mary sue while also having legitimate successes in the film that were actually established. God damn.
I wish Rey was shit at saber fighting at the very least so we can actually see a main character be unoptimal in fighting with a saber but no, saber dueling is a must.
>>220527048>Jesus Christ guys I don't get why we can't be a little more nuance with our criticismsLike why kylo didn't simply use his force powers to subdue a fat nigger and a small girl?
>>220526970Oh wow anon then I guess implying Luke is a good pilot via dialog and a single turret sequence is not enough to establish his skills. That's the retarded logic you're using right now. Don't be a hypocrite.
>>220527066Damn your right anon, why didn't Vader use the force to just fling Palpatine into the Death Star shaft so he wasn't mortally killed by the lightning?
>>220527053>I wish Rey was shit at saber fighting at the very least so we can actually see a main character be unoptimal in fighting with a saber but no, saber dueling is a must.Well at least daisy remained absolutely terrible and utterly retarded looking in every lightsaber scene, even when her character was supposed to be winning.
>>220527048fuck off, niggereveryone with a brain, knows why you're here and what you are doingonce you get your shitskin dick beaten in enough defending the indefensible trash like the sequels and prequels you switch tactics and start trashing the beloved hugely popular original trilogy or franchise, you faggots do this on /v/ all the fucking time to justify producing garbage and make it seem less badit's the weakest tactic you got and the most pathetic, like your actual real life existence
>>220527090Because trained and especially highly trained and experienced force users have force defences that need to be broken through. This doesn't apply to normalfag niggers or untrained women.
>>220527160You made that shit up
>>220527067that's called a plot, you blithering shitskin retard
>>220527026our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>>220524325We will never know since Hollywood writers tend to write their agenda-mouthpieces as rather one-dimensional compared to Luke.
>>220527155Oh fuck off I'm not trashing the originals I'm establishing that your retarded logic is hypocritical and could be applied to a good movie. So shut the fuck up and actually cultivate a proper argument. There are established skills and payoffs in TFA sorry it's true. That doesn't absolve the other shit aspects of the writing. Fuck I don't even like the sequels. But the fact retards will make these really shitty arguments against the sequels when there are legitimate issues makes every retard bashing the sequels look like bigger fucking retards than the ones bashing the prequels back in 1999. But sure retard keep calling me brown I'm sure that will reduce the melanin in your own skin.
>>220527180So Rey being established to work with broken scrap and fixing it up to sell isn't plot?
Finn and Poe could've been consolidated into one characterRey could've retained her fish-out-of-water wonder about the cosmos but it did not complement how proficient she was in every adversity she encountered.Her and FinnPoe could've worked as a buddy cop duo as the naive junkyard girl from nowhere with the battle-hardened and jaded ex-soldier.First Order should've operated more as the rebels did by conducting guerilla warfare to disrupt the republics and stealing plans to build their own warshipsC3PO and R2D2 shouldn't have made a comebackLuke's reveal would've been of greater if he was already dead and buried but left clues if ever an apprentice were to seek his counsel.Kylo should've just been a random Sith.Remove SnokeJedi Orders should've been everywhereHan Solo and Chewie returning was fine but he should've settled down with Leia to further mentor Rey and FinnPoe before his sacrifice against his not!son Kylo.Pic semi-related.
>>220527163No
>>220527245it sure doesn't make her a starship mechanic or a droidspeaking technical starship computer linguist
>>220524371In the lore it was explained that the T-16 was used as a trainer for the X-Wing. I think it was even explained in the original deleted scenes too.
>>220527021kek
>>220524325No, now it's hot.
>>220527386Please provide the scene that states the bullshit you made up
>>220527229>Oh fuck off I'm not trashing the originals>>220524325>>220524371Yes, you areOnly a seething deconstructing subversive troon or someone larping as one could come up with such an absurdist thread or captions genderswapping luke to try and justify rey's mary sue statusgo back to /gif/ you porn sick, culture warring faggot retard, let's speed up the process and inevitable suicide goon sesh we all know is awaiting you
>>220527389Well I guess saying you're a pilot doesn't make you one either
>>220527486Lmao faggot thinks I made this thread
>>220527514shill thinks it's being smart and we don't know he's posting on a land line and his smartphone, fucking retard
>>220527399It's been established for decades now that both craft were made by Incom Corporation: the T16 is also known as a Skyhooper and the X Wing is designated as T65.
>>220527549Stay mad loser
>>220527496rey: does things and retards like you imply it means something it doesn'tluke: has an entire logical plot and timeline crafted for his character that totally makes sense in the movie's settingssomehow you are conflating these two things as being the same or are just completely lost in your own nonsensical argument posts a smug meme from a cartoon show everyone fucking hates for how pretentious and smug it ischef's kiss
>>220524325now its soooooooo much hotter...Leia can eat her heart out and fuck right off
>>220527646>Film establishes a character's skill>You aren't allowed to use this to explain an action they do later in the movieStop being a disingenuous ass hat. It's explained why Rey has a knack for tech just like it's explained Luke has piloting experience. Either both are substantial enough or neither is. Don't be a hypocritical faggot just to come up with more reasons to shit on a movie. You have plenty of other plot points you can point out but want to die on this hill because admitting the sequels have any competence is apparently admitting they are good films when they aren't.
>>220524371a woman would complain until someone else did it
>>220524325Luke lost until he threw down his lightsaber in RoTJ. Han saved him in order to make the second shot. He fails to save his friends in Cloud City, and is defeated by Vader. He gives into the dark side in Jefi, just as Palpatine wanted, it’s when he stops himself from killing Vader, that Luke has an actual win. So, not woke. Three movies of losing for a single win is more than fair.>>220524581>All without Master Kenobi's helpfucking exactly, he’s carried by everyone else. Other people found out about the Death Star. Other people got the plans. Other people found the weakness, other fighters died in the fight. Luke misses the shot on his own, Obi-Wan tells him to stop using the computer, Han and Chewie save him from Vader to make the successful shot. He’s part of a team, and wouldn’t have succeed without them.
>>220527719Rey's a fucking bum scavenger within a very short amount of time is a starship ace pilot and technical savantLuke is a farmboy crop dusting pilot shooting womp rats, which perfectly translates to him becoming a fighter pilot with bombing experience with the help of the forceThese two are not the same, luke has actual real life historical precedence with how civilian pilots easily transitioned into a war like environment as fighter pilots in world war l and ll, which is completely missing in rey's scrapped together shitty nonsensical character arcTAKE THE FUCKING L AND FUCK OFF
>>220524325If its being done specifically for left-wing motives? Yes
Luke didn't even defeat the Emperor. That was his dad, who's the real face of Star Wars. Honestly Luke was a trash Jedi compared to his predecessors, and it's even more pathetic because he's the son of Star Wars Jesus.
>>220527980Hey you can actually make a legitimate argument a shame you had to use a fucking non-sequitur fallacy like a fucking redditor faggot. We weren't discussing Rey's piloting experience we were discussing her ability to fix the Falcon which is perfectly explainable given she fucking disassembles and reassembles ship parts for a fucking living. So how about you take that L and shove it up your ass you disingenuous hypocritical faggot.
>>220527872This. I think OP is leaving out the Empire Strikes Back in which Luke gets his ass kicked in by Vader. Once that film is factored in then Luke's journey is more of a "non-Mary Sue" unlike Rey in which I think she wins constantly.
OT star wars had a strong female protagonist and no one calls it woke.
>>220528157Leia isn't the protagonist.
>>220528157The issue people have is that Leia is not a Mary Sue while Rey is. Rey was designed to push an agenda and she's not a believable character.
>>220528157she has a gun and relies on CHA more than STR.
>>220528192So what are Leia's flaws in the OT? Apart from loving a drug smuggler?
>>220524325I don't understand it. Mark Hamill wasn't an especially attractive male actor back then. Just kinda meh. So why is his female version seen as attractive?
>>220528128>trash JediHe did remarkably well considering he was already an adult when his training began and the extremely limited amount of training he received. Imagine if Luke had 10 years training with obi wan and yoda like anakin did.
>>220524344ok you got me
>>220528226In my view, he was not 10/10 attractive simply because his eyes were too big and expressive, kind of like a woman's. He was a but feminine to start with. Answering the question why female Luke Skywalker is so hot.
>>220528129no youall those original points of her being a mary sue have been written in stone for years and still stand to this day, you're just trying to rewrite history, for you today is being a contrarian faggot troll lying about the sequels and tomorrow you'll be back trolling about how the prequels were good and the plinkett reviews were liesgo back to /v/ to farm your rupees, ohh wait that industry died so you moved onto this one which is on it's last legs
>>220528129>disassembles and reassembles ship parts for a fucking living.She scavenged scrap. She didnt fix anything
would a kiss scene between fem-luke an leia be woke because its homosexual or based and repilled because lesbians are sexually arousing and sex appeal owns the libs?
>>220524325Fuck i'm beating my dick so hard rn
>>220528302>Sells functional parts to a dealerHow did she know they were functional anon?
>>220528157Leia is competent in the things she realistically should be. She still gets put in her place when the situation dictates it.
>>220524325It wouldn't have been woke back then. It would be now. Broader cultural context matters, things don't exist in a vacuum.
>>220528301>You're trying to rewrite history!>BY CITING THE FILM ITSELF!I'd tell you to suck a dick but we both know you don't have sex.
>>220526616>She makes a living pulling parts from broken spaceships. It's not at all beyond the realm of possibility she would know how to fix some hold hunk of junk standard freighter that the Falcon is. This is a dumb arguement.junkies make a living scraping too, doesn't mean they could fix any of the shit they rip apart
>>220528211Being a haughty, smug bitch who thinks she knows better and is better than everyone who learns that its ok to let her guard down and rely on other people.
>>220528299In my opinion you're a fucking faggot
There's an actress that actually looks like this, what's her name again
>>220528382We both know you suck plently of dick though
>>220528408You've never been to a junk yard have you? Tons of people buy, sell, and trade stuff to fix their cars. Is this why retards think Rey shouldn't be able to fix shit? Because they've never went to a scrap yard to pull a few suspension springs to replace on their car?
>>220528211First Leia is not the main character and she's not the main focus of the "hero's journey" unlike Luke. Her first flaw is being reckless. You see that in the Detention Center in where she steps out and is aggressive and careless. It does help out the heroes, but she could have been killed. She kinda realizes that after getting shot in the third one and surviving and with her talking and kissing Han you kinda realize that she realizes that she nearly died and is grateful and she realizes she's not invincible. Second one is being a pompous asshole towards the heroes when they recused her. Although it's funny banter, she's kinda of a bitch. It starts to wear away in the second movie when she realizes that the other heroes are competent and she realizes that she cares for them. She also decides to lower that "tough girl fighter" as the trilogy progresses and eventually drops it by the third one in which becomes Han's partner.
>>220524371The analogous scenario would be if after Ben Kenobi died Luke suddenly grabbed a lightsaber and started fighting Vader, and then he mortally wounds Vader before the plot decides to separate them. Also Wedge randomly flies in and explodes the Death Star as that's all happening.
>>220528382>SUCK DICK INCEL, YOU DISGUSTING SEXPESTWhich one is it, you projecting faggot tard
>>220528477Be a bit hard considering I'm straighter than the pull your mom dances on.
You suck dick. No YOU suck dick. But you SHOULD suck dick or you suck. And if you actually suck dick you suck even harder.
>>220524325Femme Luke is so unbelievable sexy.
>>220528543>pullTHE PULL??? THE PULL ANON? THE PULL???AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAA
>>220524371Is everyone forgetting that Rey beats Kylo at the end of TFA? Imagine if Luke stepped in and kicked Vader’s ass at the end of A New Hope.
>>220524371fax, men cant stand minoriry characters
>>220524949Rey was shown to have an innate sense of the Force when she mind tricked that stormtrooper
>>220526364kylo put up a decent fight considering he's been shot through the guts by Chewbacca's bowcaster that literally sends stormtroopers ragdolling through the air. also the fight didn't have an actual winner because a chasm opened up between them
>>220529094Still, it could have been way better. It robbed Kylo of any gravitas. Also reminder that he loses at the end of all three films for some reason.
>>220528961Um no. I like Ripley and she's one of my favorite Sci-fi characters. I don't like Rey because she's a Mary Sue.
>>220526446>she instantly knows how to fly like an ace pilot She was dragging the falcon through the sand and crashing into shit. It was also established earlier that she knew the layout of the crashed stardestroyer like the back of her hand because it was her back yard.
>>220529007Which is a Mary Sue because that particular force ability is something that no novice should have. When Luke destroyed the Death Star he just simply felt what he should do. Unlike with the mind trick in which Obi-Wan demonstrated required skill and experience. She's a Mary Sue. Wish you guys would admit it.
>>220528905The trans propaganda works.
>>220524325>>220524371gee i wonder who could be behind the feminization of a beloved male hero
>>220526826rey was shown to be proficient in combat with her staff. Not a stretch she could hold her own with a lightsaber (basically a glowing pole) against a wounded opponent. She didn't even actually beat him since they were interrupted by the planet breaking up
The OT followed the hero’s journey. The archetypes involved in that particular kind of monomyth do not resonate at all with women. Disney had to change it up.
>>220524325>>220524371look at this humiliation ritual
>>220529119female protag, perfectedwhy was it all downhill from there? i can't understand it
>>220529218Joss Whedon and Buffy ruined it
>>220529204I'm not reading all that. Happy for you though. Or sorry that happened.
>>220527160>Because trained and especially highly trained and experienced force users have force defences that need to be broken throughI'm pretty sure George wasn't thinking about whatever TTRPG rules you just pulled out of your ass
>>220529218I guess if it is a tall woman in man clothes, then it's ok. But an actual feminine-adjacent woman doesn't work as a "hero"
>>220526264
>>220529270>a tall woman in man clothesThat's basically a lesbo. Why were the 70s more queer than today?
>>220527389and bombing womp rats in your t16 back home (which we never actually see on-screen) doesn't mean you can outmaneuver and outperform the top rebel pilots (all of them died) and blow up the death star
>>220529218>>220529270Because, get this, she goes on a sort of "heroes journey." Not expert in everything, needs help, helps others, shows bravery, fear, resolve, cowardice goes through all the emotions. And she's written to be believable.
>>220529146peforms maneuvers we only see lando and han pull off who had years of experience with the ship in the original trilogy with experienced co-pilots in the highest stake encounters and action set pieces in the franchiseit cheapens the past works to give her something to do she was never properly setup to achieve again, this has all been discussed to death and agreed upon, you're beating a dead horse, take the fucking L and fuck off
>>220527399not in the movie. literally some officially-sanctioned fanwank made-up decades later and put in some "official star wars encyclopedia" or somesuch to make sense of bad writing
>>220529342And this proves nothing. What it does prove is that Star Wars has established cannon in which people like you decided to ignore or discredit because it's not "in the films" and like I said there were plenty of deleted scenes and I believe one of those scenes explains. The T-16 IS IN the film so this invalidates your argument.
>>220529339Women don’t connect with that though.
>>220527872rey didn't defeat kylo. poe had to blow up starkiller base to allow rey the chance to escape from kylo's attack with her life. she didn't complete her training with luke. she failed her test in the dark side hole on the island. she fell for snoke's plan to bring her straight to him. kylo killed snoke, not her. she failed to bring kylo to her side at the end of TLJ like she wanted. oh but she lifted some rocks at the end so she's a mary sue. (in TROS she actually is a mary sue though)
>>220529306getting lucky and having his whole squadron systematically picked apart around him which you even acknowledge, but forgo to acknowledge the help he received by the force and obiwan which was perfectly setup back when obiwan warned vader how he would become more powerful than he can possibly imagine if he was to struck down, doesn't somehow invalidate anything I've said or in any way shape or form make your blathering diarrhea posts valid
>>220528301The prequels were good, kys nigger. The biggest haters of the prequels are sequeltroons
>>220528004If I want to not like the movie then it has "left wing motives" so i am justified in not liking it. If I like the movie then it didn't have an agenda
>>220524325I'd say not yet, she's too attractive and white
>>220528157Maybe they'd like Rey if she was chained up and forced to wear a metal bikini and licked by a rape alien
>>220529458you're exactly the same
>>220529488shitty baitI don't even think that outfit is sexy for how much attention it gets
>>220529153Who trained Luke to force pull his saber out of the snow in the wampa cave?
>>220529458
>>220529112moving the goalposts
>>220529458Nice try prequeltranny. Sequeltroon is not a word. Most people have always hated the prequels, unlike you fucking out of touch loser prequeltrannies who have absolutely no fucking intellect between your ears. >Dude....what if le politics...was...like...LE COMPLEX
>>220525358>Hey your worship, I'm only trying to help
>>220529550I mean. Did you not see the film?
>>220524371Fbpb
>>220529262A passive force barrier is well established within star wars lore.>>220529488Pic related
>>220529119>only one who understands the aliens>smarter than everyone else in the movie>suddenly a badass with shorter hair and becomes an action hero badass who fights aliens with giant guns even though she was more of a Final Girl in the first movie>screams at pathetic white man in charge of the mission, takes control of the vehicle and saves the highly trained expert marines who would have been massacred if ripley didn't come to save them>all the marines die (or injured like Hicks) and she's the only one left who can go right into the center of the nest swarming with aliens>isn't killed>goes on to kill alien queen in a robotif Aliens came out today chuds would complain about its Agenda. You only don't think so because your brain wasn't rotted yet when you watched it as a kid
>>220529185Schizo
>>220529701Kike
>>220529679>A passive force barrier is well established within star wars lore.Name one time in the OT movies when someone mentioned it
>>220529340>this has all been discussed to death and agreed uponargumentum ad poplum
>>220529701you don't see the parallels between this thread's feminizing imagery and the constant defense of rey's mary sue status and refusal to accept it in relation to the transgender movement, it's pretty in your face and aligns perfectly how we're supposed to suspend our disbelief by accepting your lies about rey and similarly accepting obvious men as somehow being women or vice-versa
>>220529680You guys are sad lol-Yes, she is the only one that understands the aliens because, she's the only survivor of the first encounter. I mean, it's VERY OBVIOUS you either never watched the film or you have an agenda. And you have agenda.-Smarter than everyone else in the film. - No she's not. It's never demonstrated she is. She works with Hicks and the other marines to create a defensive strategy. She needs help with training on a firearm. -Screams at pathetic white man in charge. - Context. The marines in the movie are highly inspired by the events from the Vietnam war in which incompetent officers got their men killed. This translates to the movie. She also panics and almost screwed up in the rescue. She has also some experience in fighting against the aliens so she's not entirely panicked as Gorman. -All the marines die. - Yes, cause that adds to the tension of the film. She is also the main character. She goes to the heart of the hive because nearly ALL THE ALIENS ARE in the compound and NOT IN THE ATMOSPHERE PROCESSING CENTER. Again you either did not watch the film, or you have an agenda.-Isn't killed - She killed herself in the last film. Again, did you not watch it?-Goes on to kill alien queen not in a robot, but a power loader which is explained in the film she has experience with. Again, you did not watch the film or you have an agenda.
>>220524325bitch looks like that Larry Ellison crotch goblin dyke, who spent millions of dollars of daddy's money, to astroturf that game about "MY PARENTS JUST DON'T GET IT, AND ALSO I"M AN ARTISTIC GENIUS"
>>220529393show don't tell. We never see luke fly his T-16 or bomb a single womp rat. without outside knowledge there is nothing to let us know that the toy Luke is playing with in this scene is the T-16 he mentions to not-Wedge on Yavin 4. All we have to establish Luke's piloting skills is this:>Obi-Wan says "I hear you're something of a pilot.">Luke tells Han "I'm not such a bad pilot">tells Wedge "I used to bomb womp rats in my T-16 back home."All telling. Not showing. Bad writing.
>>220529642That scene is after Luke leaves the cave. Ben never told Luke about lifting objects with the Force in ANH. He was just able to do it
>>220529857No it is good writing. It gives enough background to explain the character and gives the audience enough information to make the character believable in an hour or so movie. Unless you want to see Luke spending hours on training how to be a pilot which shown in a trilogy of its own making. You people are seriously retarded and its amusing. You really are grasping at straws here and it's funny af.
>>220529898lol you guys are funny. It is implied that Obi-Wan's ghost continued training Luke. Again, you lose again.
>>220529948>actually seeing rey do something>"durr how she do dat. moovee bad">luke saves the day at the end of the movie with his expert pilot skills we've never seen before>"nuh uh cuz obi wan sed he a good pilot you tranny"
>>220529202>The archetypes involved in that particular kind of monomyth do not resonate at all with women.Men are all about becoming greater. Women are all about making the world see them as great.
>>220529898Actually Yoda showed Luke how to lift objects . So you didn't watch the film.
>>220529998>It is implied that Obi-Wan's ghost continued training LukeNo it isn't. As far as we know Luke hasn't heard from Ben since the Death Star. And no some shit from a Dark Horse comic twenty tears later doesn't count
>>220529516>>220529556>>220529575Filtered midwits. I'm sorry you're not sophisticated enough for the high culture that George Lucas produces.
>>220530021lol you're losing and you know you are and you are freaking out over it! lol!!!!!!!! Cry more lol! wahhhhwahhhhh! LOL it's so funny you don't know screen writing, producing films, or writing in general.
>>220529998He didn't see Obi-Wan again until ESB.
>>220530044>le love is forbidden....THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE ANYWAY.
>>220530037poor bait
>>220530067Ew
>>220529680she's not smarter than everyone else in the movie, you're confusing her experience and belief that they aren't taking the alien threat seriously, because she's dealt with that scenario in the first movieShe's not smarter than bishop in a technical academic sense, she wouldn't be able to pilot the second landing ship like he couldShe's not smarter than the experienced soldiers when it comes to fighting and military tactics and trainingShe's not smarter at corporate business practices and ratfucking like BurkeYou're reaching and cherry picking scenarios that literally don't exist to keep driving a false culture war narrativeget a fucking life you faggot fucking troll nigger
>>220530041It's funny how you guys discredit the OG EU and then defend the EU that Disney produced in which it's not explained in the films. Amusing. No you can make the argument that Obi-Wan continued to train Luke or left training materials in his home for Luke to study. Any reasonable person can see that. Unlike you, which needs everything explained in immense detail and hand held through the movies.
>>220530067post your imdb page
>>220530098when did I defend the Disney EU
>>220530073Actually you are the one baiting. It's obvious you never watched the films. Obi-Wan helped Luke to get his lightsaber. Obi-Wan appears to Luke afterwards. Yoda refines that technique. So you didn't watch the films.
>>220530098>you can make the argument that Obi-Wan continued to train Luke or left training materials in his home for Luke to studyAnd it would be an argument with no evidence, just like Rey's skills you lot are always moaning about
>>220528466Cara Delevingne pre-bogged.
>>220530124>Obi-Wan helped Luke to get his lightsaberYou literally just made that up
>>220530101Post yours and show me I'm wrong? Oh you can't because you're retarded ideologue and you have an agenda and it shows. It also shows that you cannot stand the fact no one likes your Mary Sue characters and it annoys you to no end that no one likes the Mary Sue Rey character and that cause you immense discomfort which I find amusing. Also, the fan base and the public in large don't care for Mary Sue Rey and it shows. BUT they like Luke and Ripley because those characters are written well. That annoys you too.
>>220530138Rey had no training in the first one. No force ghost to help her. No training materials nothing. Again you're wrong again. Just admit that no one likes Rey and everyone thinks she's a Mary Sue and admit you're wrong. It would do you good. It would also do you good to drop your progranda and indoctrination too.
>>220530098>It's funny how you guys discredit the OG EUSo if some novel came out in 2036 that explained how Rey wasn't a mary sue because of X, Y, and Z in her brand new backstory that explained where all of her skills cane from, suddenly TFA wouldn't have bad writing?
>>220530041>And no some shit from a Dark Horse comic twenty tears later doesn't countBut splinter of the minds eye did count.
>>220530212You wouldn't be able to because you're an ideologue and you guys always have an agenda to push. Also, many of the facts I have shown do have some origins in the movies and those are expanded in the books. So yes, they are based upon the movies. Unlike Rey which it's the opposite and nothing is explained in the movies. Again, you lose again. Do every one a favor and just admit you're wrong and you're pushing an agenda and admit that no one likes Mary Sue Rey. it would do you good.
>>220530171>you're retarded ideologue and you have an agendaprojection
>>220530229This. They don't know anything about the movies or the EU and it shows and it's really funny.
>>220530248>many of the facts I have shown do have some origins in the movies and those are expanded in the books>source: my asshole
>>220524325would
>>220524325Oh, hey Dee.
>>220530274Just admit nobody cares about your shitty "Legends" EU books written by hack writers and that annoys you and it's very funny
>>220530255No it's the truth. You guys lie alot too and constantly shifting things around. Amusing you didn't refute the facts I listed either which some of the stuff that the books expanded upon do have their origins in the movies. Again, you never watched the movies or you have an agenda. That's why no one believes or listens to you clowns anymore. And that fact alone annoys you too. Just admit you're wrong.
>>220530274Ew
>>220530297>you never watched the movies>t. "Yoda taught Luke to lift his lightsaber in the wampa cave" Legends shill
>>220530295I kinda recall seeing this guy in some sort of Disney series. I think this guy was based on a character from the EU. Maybe you would know that if you actually were a fan or watched movies or the series. But you didn't. So it's obvious you're pushing an agenda and it shows which is funny.
>>220530158It is implied with enough evidence to come to that conclusion. Most people who watched the films have came to that conclusion. It is very telling you need everything explained to you in immense detail which cannot be done in a one hour movie. So again, you're retarded.
>>220530321>Haha I bet they don't know who the most famous EU character Grand Admiral Thrawn is! This proves Rey is a Mary Sue! The debate is strong with me!
>>220530315Yoda refined that ability for Luke. Obi-Wan helps Luke to destroy the Death Star. Luke gets his light saber from the Wampa cave. Obi-Wan appears afterwards. Obi-Wan probably helped Luke pull his light saber. Luke probably visited Obi-Wan's home after the first movie and Obi-Wan probably left materials for Luke behind so that he could begin teaching himself. It can be deduced that Obi-Wan helped with Luke's training up to the point in which Yoda had to take over. All of this is shown in the films. All of this can be deduced from watching the films. There is enough evidence shown in a hour or so movie that gives the audience enough information to come to that conclusion. Again, you are pushing an agenda and it is showing. Or you are so retarded and lacking Imagination, which is not surprising since you're a ideologue, that you can't come to that conclusion.
>>220530339Rey could pilot the Millennium Falcon because of her Palpatine midichlorians
>>220530295They care about it more than anybody cares about nu wars
>>220530369How does this prove anything about Rey? You said that no one cares about the OG EU and I showed you Thrawn in which everyone wanted to see again and liked that he was brought back from the EU. Wow you're really retarded.
>>220530425>Obi-Wan probably helped Luke pull his light saber.Saying it over and over doesn't make it evidence. I know your dull brain has trouble with this
>>220530440Grasping at straws and messing up your facts again I see. lulz.
>>220530321>pupils Disney is incapable of not ruining everything they touch
>>220530462It was implied
>>220530454Well I dunno. I came to that conclusion when I was six and so did my friends. But then again our brains weren't cooked by hormonal treatments, iPads and indoctrination like what you had. Again, as mentioned before and I know you are slow so I will repeat it to you. Please reread this so you understand. You can only show enough in an a one hour film to keep the film moving. Leaving enough evidence that gives the audience enough information to connect the dots is enough. Again, since you have mental problem and I know you want everything explained and shown in great detail that cannot be done in a film.
>>220530504>But then again our brains weren't cooked by hormonal treatmentsrent free
>>220530480It was a let down, but Disney did know to bring him in because they were desperate for views. Same thing when they did that Clone Wars flash back. It was still nice to see Thrawn in the flesh so to speak.
>>220530517Not really. We were just smarter back then.
>>220529780widely agreed upon facts, debated and agreed upon in the public eyequoting fallacy's that don't apply, you're the debate pervert who needs to deploy reddit censorship after getting blown out over and over again
>>220530517>rent free
>>220530526I dont watch nu wars because its all faggot shit
>>220530545>>220530548>brings up trannies out of nowhere as soon as he starts losing the argument
>>220524325Trans won.
>>220530570Its just one of the many things wrong with you
If a woman transformed herself to look like a big burly man, complete with a giant penis, I would have sex with her without batting an eyelash.
>>220530504Rey knew how to fly and fix the Millennium Falcon because she spent her whole life in the junk yard that had the Millennium Falcon in it searching for still-functioning parts to sell. She could use a lightsaber because she was good at fighting with her staff. She could use the mind trick because of her high midichlorian count due to being a Palpatine.
>>220530570>>brings up trannies out of nowhereOp is literally tranny spam
>>220529679name?
>>220530633It's literally a meme Mark Hamill posted years ago but you see trannies everywhere because you're obsessed
>>220530645Daisy Ridley
but what about the tranniesi want to know all about the tranniesgive me more tranniesi want tranniestrrannies trrannies tranniesTRANNIES TRANNIE TRANNIESGIVE ME TRANNIESI AM OBSESSED WITH TRANNIESMORE MORE MOREMORE TRANNIESI WANT ALL THE TRANNIES
>>220530660Its tranny spam from years ago. That doesnt mean its not still tranny spam you fucking freak.
>>220530718>thinks everyone who replies to him is a tranny because he's obsessed with trannies
>>220530631Fixing parts is not the same as flying retard. Luke flew the T-16 and it is explained in the movies. Therefore he can fly the X-wing. Using the staff in which it was never shown or explained how she knew how to use it. Unlike Luke who received some training and probably more training afterwards. Mind trick shown in the films and explained afterwards in the EU is a higher level force ability and she should not have been able to do it. Again, you lose and you did not watch the films and you are pushing an agenda and it shows. It annoys you to no end that no one likes Rey. It shows that is the case. She is a poorly written character that was written by people with an agenda and you have been told to convince rational people to not believe their eyes and they however rather believe their eyes. Once Disney rent cons or quietly buries the Disney trilogy then you will know we won and you lost and that will drive you insane. Enjoy!
>>220530779>Unlike Luke who received some training and probably more training afterwardsThe word "probably" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there bud
I'm a trans-person. I put up with you because I love you. Ask me anything.
>>220530570You don't see the deep seated correlation between spending years and hours each day defending the worst contributions to star wars and in general defending most of the subversive media of the past 15 or more yearswith being eerily similar to the cultural push and crybullying mas censorship of mass social media behind telling society men can be women even if they don't pass and just castrate themselves and frakenstien themselves some non working decorative opposite gender gentialsBoth are civilization destroying humiliation ritual psy-ops playing out right before our eyes, one in the mental splace destroying our myths and the other in the physical destroying a person's actual ability to reproduce
>>220530807No because I'm not a schizo
>>220530788Again as mentioned you can only show enough in a one hour film. There is enough evidence and information that gives the viewers enough information to deduce that. If you were a sane and rational viewer you would understand that. But you are pushing an agenda and that is why you don't see it. I know you have a mental problem and you need everything explained and shown in a film in immense details, but you cannot do that in an hour or so movie. Again admit you are wrong and admit you are pushing an agenda and admit that you are not very smart. It would do you some good.
>>220530631Are you retarded or just pretending?
At this point, all star wars spam is trans spam. It's not that trans is bad. star wars is bad.
>>220530842>I know you have a mental problem and you need everything explained and shown in a film in immense detailsMore projection. Sorry you had a troubled childhood anon
>>220530822Being a schizo would be a benefit here because they are supposed to be really good at seeing the pattern recognition in your spam and subversionIt's not like after this thread reaches bump limit you are going to take a break or stop, you're going to be doing this same exact thing either a few hours later or will start back up tomorrowYour agenda takes a constant and continuous stream of brainwashing and tightly controlled mass media censorship to even exist, where you have to keep demonizing people who keep pointing our your harmful society killing practices and ideology
>>220530896I actually had a great child hood. Especially during the time when Star Wars was not overtly pushing an agenda. Sorry you didn't experience the same thing. My condolences to you.
>>220530844Refute my post with an actual argument and then we can talk sweaty
>>220524325>>220524371>>220524600if it's hot, it's not bad. hot is good
>>220530918>>220530923The problem is you guys have no real argument besides saying >you're a tranny!or>you have an agenda!I don't even like Rey. But the slightest pushback against your lame arguments and you start crying like babies. Here's a valid reason to not like Rey:>she's annoying>she was the main character of the trilogy that went nowhere>her story is anchored to TROS, the worst movie in the franchiseBut that's not good enough for you guys. Emotions are too subjective, too feminine. You need to have a completely logical, objective, hard, masculine reason for why Rey is objectively a bad character. But your arguments are weak. >Rey did a thing but we didn't see it explained in exact detail how she learned to do that!Luke was the same.>no because the EU! also assumptions I made as a six-year-old! If you can't assume things not stated on screen you're a retard and need things spoonfed to you! But when I say it about Rey I'm right and smart!You don't have to like the ST but please get some better arguments than some conspiracy about feminism and trannies ruining Star Wars so they can destroy men or whatever
>>220524325female mcs only work (for the most part) in anime, and that's because they're exclusively manufactured for the male gaze. niggas remember sailor moon because the bitches were cute and there were copious amounts of panty shots. the moment you try to make people take it seriously it all falls apart.femluke could work, but it would be a very different series. im thinking something closer to xena lol.>>220529202truke! the idea is super laughable, and women have 0 interest in being a hero. theyre passive by nature, and that's fine!
>>220531137now this is schizo babble, reformat your post and talk like a person that actually uses this websitei will not engage with such a ridiculous mentally ill screed of nonsense
>>220524344qrd on this dude's downfall?
>>220530929Its all already been refuted before you made your retarded post
>>220531196>I still have no argument. If I call him mentally ill I win!
>>220531226Oh right. Because it was "probably" explained in a scene that doesn't exist so it's okay.
>>220531281the way you spam green text headcannon is absolutely a sign you are deeply deeply mentally ill, yesyou use it as a way to make yourself seem right, because it's a different color and probably stands out on your darker background tomorrow style page setting, which is just absolutely fucking pathetically retarded when you think about itwhen this site went down for a week, you were absolutely one of the subhumans that fled to kiwifarms to have a public cope session, having a hard time dealing with the fact you couldn't subject the rest of us to your constant stream of contrarian retarded trolling
>>220524371he makes a SINGLE extremely lucky shot that was made possible by his comrades dying around him, vs rey mastering the force and lifting giant boulders the size of a starship which even yoda and dooku couldn't do in ep 3 and luke had to train years to do with just to lift an x wing which is way smaller all while grunting and groaning in episode 6. rey also masters force powers like mind trick and lightning without ever being taught them.
>>220531385meant to say rey masters the force in 1 episode in the space of like a week training with washed up grizzled luke who got made to look like a cuck on purpose same with leia and han getting killed all so zoomers couldnt skibidi dab on the uncs
>>220526857observation: retarded metaphor dishonest argumentation, you want to kill yourself *waves hand*
>>220529198using a staff is not like using a lightsaber you fucking retarded KEK or everyone would be using them RETARD
This gay-ass endless autistic spergout debate aside, I think I like that Rey is a Mary Sue. Like, they're just dumb movies for kids according to GL, why not have a character that can do lots of cool stuff? She's like an organic R2D2. Whatever it's fun, and I like Daisy Ridley.
>>220530715>i am all the trannies
>>220524371>>220524325 (OP)Luke>gets schemed by Jawas>wrecked by Sand People>can't even go to the toshi station to pick up some power converters>needs help from ghost Obi Wan to make that final shot>still gets his ass handed to him by Vader in the sequelRey>fixes the falcon like it's w/e>bypasses the compressor, bc silly stupid fucking disposable throwaway guys can't do shit ever right?>uses the force to beat the MAN who actually has years of training already
>>220531512based retard slop muncher with choccy all over his face
>>220531528Pretzels with cheese, actually, sir.
>20 years ago
hopefully this will save /wars/ the director of kotor is making ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAmkl1jL0fo
>>220531512>>220531528watching this play out againpottery
>>220524325It also depends on when it was made.If it were made in the 1970s, it still wouldn't be woke. Alien has a female protagonist, and Aliens is specifically about her maternal instinct to protect Newt, and no one calls those woke.But if it were made today, yes, it would probably be woke. And I don't mean that people are wrong for judging it that way. The time and political landscape in which a piece of media is made is a valid metric for determining its politics. That is how political agitation works.
>>220531472>you want to kill yourself *waves hand*Sorry, that's a high level force ability for elite Jedi only.
>>220531638>nu wars >more strong woman shitI wish you were dead. You and everyone like you.
>>220531676>maternal instinct>wokeIf it was made today she'd let newt die so she could help the jew import more violent nigger aliens
>>220531638very wise not to show her gigachad two meter wide jawline they're going to end up giving her
>>220531715i said hopefully you fucking cretin>mmm it's nu wars even tho it's an old republic game>mmm it's srtrong woman shit because there's a woman in the trailer!
>>220531838Anything from disney is nu wars you stupid fuck >another fucking female protagonist I guess you just love eating shit.
>>220531872it's implied you can choose your character like the other old republics you dumb nigger, judging it before it comes out when it's at least directed by someone with taste is retarded but you do you
>>220524325now it's CUTE
If Luke was female and nothing else was changed at all, it would be one of the best female characters in media. One of the problems with casting women for roles like this is that the acting and directing changes completely. If they made Luke a female she would be a smug cunt and characters would refer to her being female and say a girl can't beat them up.
Remember how one of the Disney movies went into extreme depth explaining why the Millennium Falcon's computer has a most peculiar dialect by showing how a very annoying droid rights droid spend the entire movie being annoying was nearly killed and her brain was wired up to the ship?
>>220524371>>220524325KEEEEEEEEEK acting like she would be this good looking and not some sheboon and the writing would be 10 times worse.
>>220532051tbqh droids speaking to each other in natural language is one of the more interesting ideas of Star Wars, it's strange it just disappears.but it having the consciousness of a homosexual robot is ridiculous. it's just the Millennium Falcon's computer. people complained about Anakin building C-3PO, this is worse.
>>220525358Leia would be a dominant fiery-spirited twink.
>>220532076Nothing will ever beat midichlorians.
>>220531916>judging it before it comes outFaggot, if you didnt drop everything nu wars after tfa theres no helping you. Retarded cock sucking human garbage like you are why we are where we are today
>>220532094There was never a problem with them to begin with
>>220532213>the mystical energy of life itself is actually made by bacteria
>>220532292They're a conduit you faggot halfwit.
>>220532179you smell like bantha poodoo, slimeworm
>>220524371Women only exist to be holes
>>220532328this anon larps as a chud or tranny depending on what's needed in certain situations to generate the most culture war seethe
>>220532315They're completely unneeded. The Force as a mysterious power was fine. Not everything needs to be explained to death.
>>220524371Didnt he specifically fail at blowing up the death star multiple times until he used literal magic? Despite his years of precision shooting at small targets from a moving vehicle while growing up
>>220532599>Didnt he specifically fail at blowing up the death star multiple times until he used literal magic?It was Red Leader who failed. Luke got it first try.
>>220532501You don't have to think about them but it makes sense that the jedi who lived within a highly technologically advanced civilisation for hundreds of generations would have investigated the source of their power.
>>220532669It was the equivalent of a leap of faith.
>>220532669Franky it wasn't that hard. Anyone could have done it.
>>220529680This is bait, right? Or do you genuinely not realize how stupid your post is? Aliens is at the peak of well-done female protagonists in action movies.>>220529838Not to mention, Gormon was the lieutenant, right? He was depicted as many butter bars are: inexperienced and not field-ready despite the rank they possess. It's completely plausible that a fresh (as he was illustrated to be prior to that event) lieutenant would panic under those circumstances and be less capable than someone who's already lived through their first encounter with hostile alien life.
>>220532779Folks, let me tell you, this Luke Skywalker kid – tremendous pilot, by the way, one of the best – he just did something absolutely incredible. Nobody thought it could be done. The Death Star? Huge, powerful, the biggest, most expensive battle station the Empire ever built, and it was a total disaster for them. A total disaster!But Luke, he's got the Force or whatever they call it – I don't know, but it's strong, very strong – he flies in there with his little X-wing, takes one perfect shot, and BOOM! The whole thing blows up like you've never seen before. Beautiful explosion, believe me. The Rebel pilots, they were all saying it couldn't be done, the targeting computer said impossible, but Luke said, "No, I'm going in anyway." And he did it!The Empire? Total losers. Darth Vader, he's overrated, folks. Overrated. Couldn't stop this young guy from Tatooine. Luke Skywalker is a winner. He's a hero. If I were in charge of the Rebellion – and it would be the greatest Rebellion ever, by the way – I'd say, "Luke, you're hired!"He made the galaxy great again, folks. Tremendous. The best.
>>220532901The people who constantly piss and shit themselves in rage over women being in media at all don't care about anything except being angry at women in media. They just want to throw tantrums and claim men are being genocided by women being portrayed as anything besides silent kitchen slaves and incubators.
>>220532955kek
>>220532901Explain who do white males have to look up to in Aliens
>>220532955>>220532993I can't imagine the mental trauma this thread and my words must have inflicted onto your blackened soul for you to be still sticking around as the thread trudges towards page ten and the inevitable slide off the boardIs this what it feels like to take someone's being and crush it like a fistful of walnuts
>>220533346What are you blathering about?
>>220533346Youre the only one who seems upset, tranny. midichlorians are still just fine.
>>220533311Hicks, ripley, bishop, apone. Even vasquez and gorman have a noble stand. There are many life lessons in aliens
>>220533472Did you get some anons confused?
>>220529857oh shut the fuck up you no-life having troll