Olive oil in - that stops the pasta from sticking together.
literally never had this problem and i can't figure out why anyone else does
What was that incident with Marco Pierre WhiteQRD?
>>220525435Its only because people are too lazy to stir their pasta while it's boiling to break up the starch that causes the noodles to stick.
>>220525489why stir when the oil stops the pasta from sticking together?
>>220525452Gordon chose to cry.
>>220525435Niggas be using tap water to boil dey sketti
>>220525452What are you talking about?qrd?
>>220525489It does work but my favorite is Aglio e Olio so I'm biased.Olive oil, garlic, parsley, done.Maybe S&P.
>>220526024
>adds oil>it all just floats at the topyou people are retarded
>>220526055is the bar that low?>slice fifteen cloves of garlic>liquify the garlic in a pan of oil>boil a pot of water>remove pasta from the box>salt>pepper>scarlet johansson's lips on your dick
>>220526055Is that serving supposed to be for two people?
>>220526058You're supposed to stir it in dumb civvie
>>220526203it doesnt even look super emulsified, not sure how he fucked that up, theres a big puddle of oil when he puts parsley in or maybe its the lemon juice idk
It feels like Gordon is ITT right now...
>>220525192Retarded jock fuck should get fucking taken outside and fucking shot
>>220525452MPW yelled at Gordon the same as he does to all his chefs, made him cry. Gordon internalizes this incident as a core part of his identity and tries to emulate Marco like a cheap knockoff. He tries to pettily get back at Marco in a vain attempt to reclaim his manhood by first stealing the menu from his own restaurant and framing Marco for doing it. Later on he brought a camera crew to Marco's wedding without his approval
>>220525489i never had sticky spaghetti even without stirring
Stop your spageddi sticking with this one simple trick...
>>220526575Well uh there it is.
>>220525452Marco used to be a celebrity chef and taught Gordon how it's doneGordon then became 100x more successful and wealthy so Marco seethes about it
I wouldn't put olive oil in the pot, I would stir the spaghetti. And that's what no one did.
>>220526260famously you cannot mix water and oil
>>220526740>Drowning in ocean>Put on my olive oil shoes >Instantly teleport to surface Why don't more people do this?
>not deep frying your spaghetti do you guys even know what Italian cuisine looks like?
>>220526842>cover your body in oil >cruise across the ocean for free carnival cruise HATES this ONE TRIck
>>220526380Just making up lies on the internet
>>220526055Checked and my favorite.
>>220526842>If the 30 kg child is only slightly too dense to float, assuming the child is chubby, then about 0.5 - 2 liters of oil could theoretically be enough.Forget FTL travelling... we gotta invest in LTW (Lighter Than Water) travelling.Hell, we could just oil up some obese kids and ride them.
>>220525192Spaghetti sucks
>>220526740I love how civvies think the fake rules they learned in 3rd grade physics class apply to cookery.
>>220526203>liquify the garlic???
Imagine the size a spaghetti would be inside a black hole.
>>220527054they do tho you can go watch it rn. put oil pasta and water in a big pot. stir and stir and stir keep stiring. stop for a moment before you strain it and watch what happens to all that oil. jfc. these jews really did a number on our youth racially.
>>220527060If you slice them thin enough they'll liquefy in the pan.
>>220527093NTA, but you CAN mix water and oil temporarily. That's called an emulsion and is temporary unless add an emulsifier.Milk, for example, is a natural emulsion (fat(oil) and water) that is held together because of natural emulsifiers.
>>220527093The starch in the pasta water binds with the oil creating an emulsion. You won't find a drop of oil doing that unless you managed to fuck up boiling pasta like the civvie you fucking are.
>>220527151>temporarily and permanentlyFix'd
>>220525695Because the oil will then prevent the sauce from sticking to the pasta
>>220527031Anon, phrasing...
>>220527122That's not even true
>>220527172thats why you rinse the pasta afterwards
>>220527225I didn't put those thoughts in your head, you chose to have those thoughts.
That's because Gordon was trained in French cuisine, unironically Jamie has him on Italian cooking and I hate Jamie
>>220526575>people ITT unironically not as a joke totally seriously dont boil their spaghetti verticallyRetards
>>220527122someone watched Goodfellas
>>220527151you're not making an emulsion with some olive oil in boiling water.
>>220527158after you drain it retard>>220527122try it lol
>>220525192>dab of olive oil>dash of salt>perfect pasta in 8 minutes every time
>>220525489If I don't stir pasta, it starts to bubble up like crazy and spills 5 gallons of starchy water all over the stovetop.How do you get away with not stirring pasta?
>>220527870>8 minutesjesus christ, it's fucking MUSH.
>>220527894Low and slow. Stew style pasta cooked in a crock pot.
>>220526604Gordon has become a prisoner of his own design. He's resorted to doing tik tok dances in an attempt to stay relevant
>>220527903Im not using fresh pasta, nig
>>220527122they will just burn and turn brown dried bits
>>220527974sounds like you didn't slice it thin enough.
>>220526055he fried onions and added pasta in the mix and some parsley and salt and that supposed to be tasty?
>>220527995they will dry out and burn even quicker because they are slim
>>220526024That sounds bland.
>>220527935>Jamie Oliver looks on, cries and seethesProper pucka geeza can't catch a break innit. Fuckin' Nordin' wankers
>>220528055anon, you can cook at settings below "HIGH."
>>220527500So you have completely wasted the olive oil, and you don’t end up actually eating that ingredient. Excellent. Share more Italian wisdom.
>>220526055gay gay gay
>>220528064Not enough Dawn soap for your taste?
>>220527842You can make an emulsion with oil + water via MOVEMENT, nigga.It wont be a permanent emulsion, it'll be a temporary one.
>>220528197the pizza doesn't look that good or bad to me but the way ramsay picks at it like a toddler infuriates me.
>that time Gordon made Pad Thai for a chef and the chef got upsethttps://youtu.be/DsyfYJ5Ou3g
>>220528414desu that's just asian chefs having a huge ego, specially against westerners.
>>220525192Reminder that Gordon pays shitskins to beat him up and rape him.
>>220528197Disgusting pizza desudesu
>>220528572is that true?
>>220528064Try it. Very tasty.t. worked next to Little Italy for many years
>>220528064NTA but calling "aglio e olio" bland is just the definition of being a fucking negro.Holy shit. I'm not particularly fond of aglio e olio, I prefer al pomodoro, but aglio e olio is incredible.Yeah, it is simple but fucking tasty.Absolute stupid fucking negroid.Literally jump off a bridge.
>>220529822Thank you for defending my taste in pasta. If these motherfuckers ever left their mom's basement, they'd understand good food. Al pomodoro is the bomb as well.Salud and checked.
Gordon can't make anything simple and "rustic". Ask him to make you a ham sandwich and he'll give you some monstrosity because he doesn't understand how regular people eat at all
>>220528409I don't mind that style of pizza but raw dough is 100% a dealbreaker.
>>220525192Wasn’t Gordon soft canceled recenty?
>>220526203It's literally that easy. Women are dumb and don't know how to cook any more. Melt some Parmesan in warm cream, throw some pasta in it, and you too can have some mediocre pussy. You don't even need seasoning for most of them to get wet.
>>220527044maybe it's just your mom's spaghetti sucked?
>>220526604i don't think marco gives a fuckhe just does some sponsored cooking video every now and again when he wants to go on a holiday or to get an extension on his housenot like ramsey who shills anything whenever he's paid to like a good goy
>>220530104I looked at a youtube video where he was going to show me how to make thrifty food. Chicken soup was on the menu and it involved having purchased a whole chicken the day before and eating it with my family in a grand feast, then using the bones for stock and any leftovers for sides. The man's a lunatic.
>>220528356kek
>>220528064oh sorry*passes you the lawry's*maybe this will make it better for you
>>220526292this guy has recurring dreams of gordon squeezing his ass cheeks and saying his food is too soggy
>>220528470is it possible that cooking god gordo can fuck up dishes from time to time? no, its because they hate my daddy and by extension: me
>>220525192Yes olive oil and salt in the water cooked Al denteCacio e pepeSautee garlic in olive oilCrack pepper over the pastaAdd grated pecorino Romano cheese> easiest best recipe in the world
>>220531477yeah all the pasta recipes ITT sound great but who the fuck is eating pasta with no protein as a meal in 2026? tell me you guys aren't just eating pasta
Nice
>>220525489except the starch has never been a problem with my pasta. Maybe its just amerimutt food
>>220528197good lookin za id crush that
>>220526024>Aglio e OilioMega based alert. I would put in some chili flakes though.
>>220532121You don't have to eat gallons of it, anon. Meals can be reasonably sized.
>>220525435It isn't a problem and it only serves to create problems later. Oiling your pasta means that any water based sauce (fuckin all of them) isn't going to stick to the pasta so you end up eating a bunch of undersauced pasta with a plate of sauce left over. I swear this oil your pasta shit is just pro chefs having a laugh at the general audience's expense and literal cargo cult retards repeating dumb shit they heard once and only partially understood. This is also true of sucker pinching in tomato growing as well as single leader techniques. The blind leading the blind.
>>220532121if I make pasta with oil and garlic, I sometimes crack an egg in the pot don't use a lot of oil though so it's not the gentlest fry
>>220532121For me, pasta has always been a fuck around meal that I make when I can't be bothered to cook something more elaborate. If you have a can of tuna you can make a reasonably healthy pasta dish with some other basic ingredients.
>>220527044italian food is overrated
I can't cook mince meat with it
>>220525192I just stir the pasta when it's boiling, and add a tomato sauce to prevent it from sticking together when it starts cooling down.
Olive oil sucks, it ruins the flavour and texturet.plain pasta eater
>>220534377I can only eat capellini, everything else feels like a big lump of boiled dough in my mouth.Same with pancakes, I only love them thin. And I fucking hate dumplings.
>>220528356>>220529752>>220530364>>220529822sorry guys it just sounds a little bland is all
>>220534377>t.plain pasta eaterBased. I'm a plain yogurt eater.
>>220525723>he doesn’t buy noodles imported from Italy>he doesn’t buy olive oil made in Italy>he doesn’t buy cooking utensils from Italy >he doesn’t buy Italian sausage for meatballs from Italy >he doesn’t buy bottled spring water imported from Italy >He doesn’t buy skeddi sauce from Italy
>>220534636see>>220534338
>>220527440Yes it is>>220527861I have>>220527974You didn't slice thin enough
>>220534648No. Japanese food is overrated.
>>220531477Caccio el pepe is the tastiest way to do a simple pasta dish. It really can’t be beaten.
>>220531477>Cacio e pepei was gonna try this but the first thing i see is this. not tasting this reddit shit
>>220526055I don't know if it's THAT easy but women will absolutely soak their panties if they see you cook and clean and you are pretty much guaranteed a blowjob later on
>>220528197When I was a teenager I'd watch this and go "hell yeah". Now I'm old and busted, I watch it and go "fuck no".
>>220535466Honestly? I think you have just been lucky to date women who authentically wanted to suck your cock. Yes, there’s an element of them appreciating what you did, and trying to “train you”, (women can’t help themselves with this form of manipulation). But most women don’t like sucking dick, and will go about it differently. Hell, you’re lucky if you get one who enjoys penetration, she’ll use that as her award. Most women are significantly less sexual than men, and will try and reward you with cuddling up and watching an episode of love island together, or going out for a late night ice cream.
>>220526055i have watched this movie but for some reason i dont remember watching her its just his ex wife, food truck selling puta sandwiches, and his wife's son, nothing about scarlett johnson
>>220530312Dude you can buy cooked rotisserie chickens for $5. Eat the meat for dinner and save the rest for stock.
>>220525435Me neither.
>>220536095This woman is not real.
>>220525727Quick Run Down
Putting olive oil is useless, the only thing you need in your pasta water is salt. Ramsay is a hack.
>>220536591No, I meant why is he talking about Marco out of nowhere? QRD?
>>220526271>>220536642You didn't read the thread?
>>220525192>Grilled Cheese>thick and dry
>>220530301Marcofags ACTUALLY believe that Israel's favorite chef Marco the commie golem who worships Israel, does anything with his life besides be a golem for jews
only a fool would rush scrambled eggs
>>220536642classic case of British chefs arguing about who has runnier eggs
>>220526842>float to the surface upside down and drown
>>220536714>Only a fool wouldn't add a Knorr® stockpot.
>sucks off Bourdain just in order to slight Gordonpretty based ngl
>>220536689Rent free and obsessed. Got it
For me it's Italia Squisita and Fallow.
>>220535466Only younger women, gfs and cock hungry sluts. Once you get married they "appreciate it" which means it gets acknowledge for 1 second and you get a little kiss. Then its quickly forgotten. This is why dating whores is the best. Theyll suck your dick at the drop of a hat and do it because they actually want to nor because they feel obligated.
>>220525192Has never been debunked, btw
>>220526055That pasta is ridiculously overcooked, also somehow not steaming hot when it comes out of boiling water, imagine making a movie about cooking food and fucking up a scene when you show food getting cooked, lmao >inb4 he had some retarded Asian chef help him behind the scenesEven more embarrassing then
>>220536850
>>220526203She is just happy it isnt a guy that orders Doordash Taco Bell
>>220535466She's already in your house and on your bed. Kind of doesn't matter what you do.
>>220536918True. Still don't like him but to imply it isn't a tried and tested trick is just retarded.>>220525489>just spend more time doing shit that you can prevent by simply using oilYeah na
>>220526055>ywn cook for your boywifewhy go on bros?
>>220526055who casted this movie?oh wait the guy in the scene
>>220527941Oof madone
>>220526055Dishonest film making
>>220525435He's not the good cook he claims to be.Pasta can stick only if you forget to stir a little after the first minute (it's when it releases the most sticky starch) or if if boils in too little water.Without such rookie mistakes nothing happens.
>>220535466married guy here, i do this on a regular basis and she takes it completely for granted and doesn't do shit for me. enjoy.
>>220526055With all.of the metoo stuff and everything, was always surprised that>i made a movie. In the movie a hot chick sucks my dick and makes sex on me. I get to cast the hot chickGets a completely free pass
>>220537532spaghetti is different than other pastas
>>220537541same bro same. all women do is complain & not white out when i want them to. like bitch, you were known as the sorority vacuum and now all your blowjobs have teeth and no enthusiasm.fml i hate women so much
>>220526024Best version is aglio olio and peperoncino, i also like to add tuna. The coocking of the pasta should be ended in the pan with the oil anyway
>>220527894lower the heat once the water is boiling
>>220526740Maybe you can’t but that won’t stop me.
>>220526740>>220526842>>220526882
>>220525452He stole Marco's restaurant reservation records or something and fucked with his restaurant
>>220526604>Marco seethes about itDo you honestly believe this?
>>220526055>direct film>you cast yourself to fuck Scarlett Johansson
my ex was Italian and used to do it, I don't think it actually does anything they just have a habit of pouring olive oil into everything
>>220526604>Gordon then became 100x more successful and wealthyWell Ramsay's considered a TV presenter and not an elite chef. At least in countries that have a food culture (not America)
>>220535466>anons need outside incentive to learn how to cook and clean
>>220525435>Using too little water>Dropping the pasta when the water is cold>Not stirring a little bitAll mistakes that make it stick
>>220527894turn the heat down, you dumb fuck
>>220535427Imagine calling ancient Roman food reddit shit. Your brain is fried my man
Toasting in epic bread
>>220526055Of course the guy seducing Scarlet is a fat jew with a fro.
>>220525435olive oil is mainly used to prevent stickag AFTER the pasta is cooked already, in cas you don't sauce/serve it already
>>220525192captain slow bested him oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TwJZfRms1M
>>220531477the fuck does it have to do with AI
>>220526332easy times easy times create weak men and all that pic related>>220536095r/killthecameraman
>>220536850Thank you for your service.
Has Gordon ever been mogged while trying to shit on an amateur chef?
Honestly never have pasta stick together
>>220525192Gordon is a hack
>>220525435always salt the water heavenly as well.
>>220535466Shut the fuck up MOM, that's not fucking TRUE
>>220543725>I AIN'T NO BITCH
>>220543791I use red or white wine stock pots, depending on the dish, they're full of salt anyway.
>>220540791>ancient cheese noodlesWAOW!!!Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger!
>>220543725gordo got chefmogged by one of the top gear guys
>>220535660>clean up her shit>cook her food>give her a place to stay, free tv and movies, free transportation>even eat her sour fish pussy>all you get is a side-hug in bed and maybe a handjobNo wonder there's so many faggots nowadays. What's the point? >inb4 kidsThese hoes don't want kids LMAO and even if you made them have kids, they'd be the shittiest mothers because they literally don't know how to do anything
Nigger. That is all.
>>220525192>can't even make a proper grilled cheese>expects people to respect his "talent"
