now our next guest is from the /tv/ board, please welcome ANON
yo mama so fat your absent father has to be black!
*dances awkwardly*
>GO WHITEBOY, GO!>GO WHITEBOY, GO!
>Walmart-tier boom clap stomp wageslave shit>but it's in entertainment so it's okay!
>>220525334>me on the right
>>220525495i look like that and walk like that
>>220525517the zesty black guy in the blue and black sweater?
>>220525334this is scary
>>220525334https://youtu.be/kcfpCrX24_I?https://youtube.com/shorts/BWHUSWDb53c?
*takes the pose with the hands and feet out to the side like when the Looney Toons got flattened and waddles down the hall*
>>220525334Why would anon be the guest of this show?
>>220525334
>>220525499You've probably never been part of a tv production and know how important it is to build the right vibe for the show
Last thing you see before Stephen Colbert kisses you.
>>220526495I certainly have not. Looks like a do americans really moment to me teebeeheck
>>220525334>>220525741americans are so gay
>>220525334me in the shorts at the end
>>220526495Ya I have and every other talk show has one (1) hype guy who sets the vibe for the audience.
>>220525334did you know that every american worker must do this shit when their boss comes in?Once I saw a 98yo veteran working at walmart not being able to do this funny dance because of his rotten leg.. when the boss saw that he wasn't dancing, he immediately fired the old guy.Poor guy was begging the boss "Please Mister Goldstein, don't take my job, I can't pay for my leg without it! My second job doesn't pay me enough!"very sad
>>220525468A joker remake where he has to go on a mid-day mom show like the View or Ellen