>>220525828
Sleep tight, steeler

never been clear on this pic, is he sleeping or dead? is there any context anywhere?

>stay up late every night during the work week
>go to bed 1 hour earlier than my bedtime on friday
I don't understand what causes this. I have the same time after work on friday as any other work day

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>>220525828
That was literally me as soon as I turned 30. I used to pull all nighters because I just couldn't sleep, now I can still do that but if I lie in bed too long I pass out.

>>220525861
>Go to bed at a decent time during the work week
>Wake up feeling like shit
>Stay up late on weekend getting drunk/high
>Wake up at the same time feeling perfectly fine

>>220525828
That's why you take man naps

>>220525861
Unironically waking up early af on a saturday is peak comfy

>>220525846
He drank 3 tall boy steelies + the vodka on the floor and just passed the fuck out.

>>220525828
I don't know what to tell you. I'm 43 and will close the bar tonight unless I find a sweet little thing to take home.

>>220525950
lightweight lmao

>>220525828
I thought that 1 hour before bed to yourself shit was a meme, but no, you get one fucking hour a day all week to yourself before you need to sleep. How the fuck do we have moon missions and Ai but still work like it's the fucking Great Depression out here? Reds and Blues should demand more free time to enjoy life.

>>220526007
Well we can't really infer how much vodka he drank but there's two handles that I see

>>220525828

oh ho ho just wait, it gets so much worse

already bought my 4 pack of 211 today

>>220525828
I fell asleep in the cinema two months ago fellow 30 lad.

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>>220525946
simple things in life

>>220525907
kek more shit like this defending incels shutins and smegmas

alkybros I’m sober now but why did they stop selling the black cans of steel reserve? Two of those used to get me nice and sauced

films need to be 90 minutes long. fuck Spider-,Man 2.1, Lord of the Rings Extended Editions, what a horrible fad.

Yeah I can't watch TV from bed anymore, it's impossible. Doesn't help that there's nothing new to watch for months at a time.

>>220526327
You know what fuck you anon I'm going to spend the weekend watching my special extended edition dvds

>>220526093
Do you work out? My sister keeps telling me the backpain starts at 30 but so far i feel fine after working out for years

>>220526475
oldfag here at 42. never had back pains etc. maybe if youre heavy it's different though

>>220526500
Yeah my sister is pretty fat

>>220526089
drinking two handles of vokda doesn't put you to sleep it kills you, dumbass

>>220527606
I didn't say he drank them all at once, Ranjeesh.

>>220525946
I hate this. It's like I'm a trained monkey who can't sleep in because my body is conditioned to wake up early. I hate this part about having a job.

>>220525950
It looks like there's a couple boxes of wine on the floor too.

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Is this it?

>>220526089
There's three handles, one behind the Pepsi.

>>220528014
you know someone's an alcoholic when they start mixing liquors with diet soda instead of regular kek

Sleep tight, Steeler.

>>220526007
3 steels alone is drunk. 4 is where you start to wake up in weird places.

Put vodka on top and you're fucked.

>>220528703
>3 steels alone is drunk
Maybe if you're under 130 lbs

>>220525846
I think he was watching porn. Notice his hand on his dick there.

>>220528788
Nobody thinks it's cool you have a seizure until you have your morning Popov. Just saying

>>220525828
Sleep tight steely boi

I want to stay up late because night time is the only time I'm not constantly bombarded with stupid bullshit but I just can't stay awake past like 2. I'm only 24 it's over.

>>220528812
Honestly, if you black out after 4 8% beers, there's something wrong with you.

>>220528971
He obviously had more than that or are you seizing too hard to get a good look at the image.

only women brag about drinking more than another person. i dont like wasting my money on drinks when i can use my damn money on shitmobile that my dad gave me and also pc parts

>>220528971
If you're a lightweight who never imbibes that's pretty normal. That could be alcohol poisoning level for a person who never drinks. But us veterans yes, that's fucking nothing.

Maybe not 4 8% normal sized beers. But definitely 4 8% percent tallboys.

>>220528989
See: >>220528703, dumbass

>>220525828
>soda bottle
Fucking degenerate

>>220529032
I dunno why you replied to me. I'm not the one saying he just drank the Steel Reserves, nigger tier reading comprehension

>>220529020
Not even trying to "flex", but you gotta be either a female or underage.

>>220529071
I was responding to someone who was claiming 4 steel reserves = blackout drunk

I swear, the average IQ of this board is ~90

>>220529089
I mean 4 16z steel reserves do hit well

>>220529110
>I was responding to someone who was claiming 4 steel reserves = blackout drunk
Which was not me. You can stop replying now.

>>220525861
Couldn't be me
>go to bed as soon as getting home from work
>wake up at 2 am with a full night's sleep
>do whatever I fucking feel like for 5 hours at peak energy/concentration hours
>go to work
>zone out completely while doing mindless chores
>strategically ingest coffee to hang on
>go home, pass out, repeat

>>220529136
I'd say you can stop being retarded now, but...

Going drunk to work on a regular basis. Opinions.

>>220529020
Steelers are 8.1%, unless it's different in other states.

>>220529176
You will eventually be fired. A fact, not an opinion.

>>220526010
Because we're excessively burdened with invading freeloaders who take more than they put in, if they put in at all, while squeezed by the elites to keep minmaxing their profits for them.

>>220529299
What if human interaction is minimal and I chew gum to hide the smell?

>>220529380
It'll get out of hand eventually, trust me

>>220529411
It's worth a try, afaik you're just an employer spreading your evil lies

>>220525907
I wish more brown and black guys fucked white women, they work a lot for our society so that I can stay at home playing my videogames and watching movies.

Whatchu know bout that

Prolly nothing

>>220529089
>>220529241
Really? I'm looking at it from the perspective of a first timer who isn't fat drinking four tall steel reserves. Unless you rolled the "proper" genetic dice that'd wreck your ass. Just one of those when I had first started drinking would get me drunk. Not buzzed, room spinning drunk. Now is a different story but at the start I could easily see that possibly murdering someone who weighed 150 or less and this was some of their first drinks.

>>220526109
as a former alcoholic that's a crazy amount of alcohol

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has anyone ever been treated? how do i treatedmaxx?

>>220529740
>as a former alcoholic
kek no such thing. you're taking a break my man

>>220529740
You're not a former alcoholic and that's not a crazy amount of alcohol. Just stop, anon. Accept the fact that you're a lightweight and maybe stop posting forever.

>>220529769
Does this work at liquor stores or just groceries?

>>220529176
What's your job?

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>>220525828
be me

>>220529176
Surprisingly easy to get away with, apparently. My workplace had a guy who used to bring in one of those giant poland spring water bottles every day, and it took the management years to realize he was filling it with vodka lmao. He was in charge of purifying drinking water with dangerous chemicals.
Actually everyone in that department is a functional alcoholic with rage problems, now I think about it.

>>220529176
if you are a jack bauer, or a Martin Riggs, you can get away with anything on the job.

>>220530114
Waste disposal at a healthcare facility.

>>220529380
Gum might cover it up to a degree, but it will not totally hide it. When you're going at it hard like that, it comes out of your pores, and then there will be other signs to confirm the suspicion. Can you get away with it for a day, a week, a month? Quite possibly depending on your job. But eventually, people WILL figure it out.
t. Have worked with 2 different guys over the years that thought they were sneaky like this. Everybody knew.

>>220530053
i dont know, thats why i ask. well i could go to my moms bar but thats literally a gimmie

>>220526475
I'm 35 and no back pain. I used to get back pain in my early 20s but then I started making sure I drank plenty of water every day and it hasn't come back.

>>220525861
Adrenaline of getting through the week keeping you awake, then when it’s over your body crashes.

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>>220530463
Dont forget to bring a towel.

>>220525828
Just dont eat before.

Hello, old friends.

>>220525828
how can someone fall asleep like this when your bed is literally a step away? resting your head like that is not comfortable at all

>>220525828
The secret is to steal work time, I've been mad as fuck I bought a 2000 dollar game tower and there is zero time to use it. Ive put a bunch of emulators and listen to audio books during half my work hours.

>>220531335
It's called "passing out." He was probably trying to stay awake.

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>>220531299
Cheers

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i just tried Rose wine and it's not very good. The only good wine is sweet white wine. fuck pink. fuck red

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>>220525969
Sure sure

>>220532013
Red is when you're eating

>>220525828
If you're nearing 30 and you're still working weekend hours you've done something wrong with your life

>>220532227
Im 30 and still live with my mom

>>220525907
kek

I can't sleep through the night anymore since I got old. I used to be able to crash and just sleep 8 hours, now I keep waking up multiple times.

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be me

>>220532227
There are people who say that about posting on 4chan.

>>220525907
Kek

>>220525936
It’s hard for me to get up Monday-Friday but on the weekend I’m up at like 6 am and ready to go

>>220532261
You're either a mouth breather wth a slight case of sleep apnea or you're fat with a severe case of sleep apnea

I used to be able to stay up as long as I wanted but now over 40 I can only do like two days before I'm out. I also have a naturally flipped sleep rhythm which was hell as a kid but cool as an adult because I stay up all night by myself doing whatever I want without worrying about the morning

>>220532227
im 33 and ive never had a job at all

>>220525907
Based

>>220532344
Its probably because you gained weight over time. When I was skinny I survived on 5 hours of sleep

>>220532261
>>220532336
True.
This could be caused by drugs or alcohol tho too

Any confirmation that Steeler actually woke up? The boxed wine hiding behind the fan always gets me. That room probably smells horrific. Regardless, sleep tight, lad. I’ve been so drunk I’ve woken up fully clothed absolutely soaked in my own piss, not just my pants but my shirt and socks as well.

>>220526475
I'm convinced that doing squats is excellent for back pain as long as you don't push beyond total control of your form

>>220532560
Newfag here. What I get from context is he died, like the "too soon" girl.

fi'm so fucking drunk bros
i've never been this drunk before

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>>220532869
based

>>220532869
>>220533029
Glad I'm here with you boys

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?

Old fag here (30s)

Got my first kidney stone recently


... drink water

>>220525936
kek
I think it has to do with stress during the week. The week is stressful and anxious, you are tense and on high alert. Then Friday night comes around and you can let it all go. Have your drinks and weed and go to sleep knowing the whole weekend ahead. Then on Sunday night the stress starts building again.

That's why drinking during the week doesn't work for me. You just get a hangover on top of the baseline stress.

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>>220533154
You're on the list.

>>220525946
This. Just got up at 7 and am about to head out on a hike with a friend. Living it comfy.

>>220525846
>? is there any context anywhere?
It's a reddit user from a subreddit called cripplingalcoholism. The photo is quite old, about 10 years. It was taken just a couple of months before this user passed away from liver failure, then posted by his friend as a memorial.

>>220530463
>>220526475
If you're fat and don't move much your back will hurt. If you do the most basic shit like not be obese and walk some distance every day, you'll be fine.

>>220533283
https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1f8t0y4/i_ate_out_an_old_woman_in_an_airport_bathroom/
What an unhinged subreddit

>>220533283
https://old.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/telb43/got_hammered_and_sucked_a_dick/

>>220533450
It used to be worse around 2015 or so. A lot of it was purged and the original people are all probably dead by now.

>>220533486
doubtful, since it was all larping

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https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/a5c524/dear_god_what_have_i_done/
This sub is a goldmine

I turn 32 tomorrow but I'm not going to sit around waiting to drink until then so today I celebrate with a bottle of voddy.
Thing is I have absolutely no idea what to watch during any part of this. I don't even think I want a rec.
I used to be so into the alien franchise I got called xenomorph in primary school. These days I couldn't even get through the 2nd ep of alien earth.
For a while there whenever I got pissfaced I could count on myself to think of stuff I'd seen in my youth and nostalgia would carry me, but last time it was fucking Fletch so that barrell has been scraped to the last.
Better to be jaded than to be... something I dunno

>>220533165
my drunk bros are starting to get gout now. lol getting olds a bitch

>>220533498
The dude in the pic actually died though. I'm sure there's tons of LARPers there but the original core group were millennials that wanted to commit suicide via alcohol.

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God I'm so glad I don't weekly drink anymore. At one point everytime I drank I could just taste my stomach acid the next day and couldn't eat anything. Actually got blood results and my liver was already damaged back when I was 24. I would pass out at the bars, make a fool out of myself. Its a miracle I didn't get mugged on the way home for all those years. The worst thing is the feeling of anxiety the day after. My friend still drinks, and he told me he solves the anxiety by drinking again. He's now doing coke weekly so he can drink more before passing out. Dude needs an intervention badly.

I missed the last several series of Peep Show because of my drinking. It was on at like 10:30pm on Friday nights so I was always too pissed to remember any of it.

>>220533450
>https://old.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/telb43/got_hammered_and_sucked_a_dick/
>>220533477
Jesus Christ, I thought I was an alcoholic...

>>220525828

For me. this is literally the comfiest and most nostalgic pic in existence. I fondly remember the days when I would just get blackout drunk in front of the computer in the middle of the week on a sunny day. Might go and have some drinks outside too. Good times.

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>>220525828
Literally me except I don't work

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Liver results came in, how bad is it bros?

>>220534561
you're fat, aren't you?

>>220534573
Bmi is 28 so nearly overweight yeah

>>220534187
based

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I'm 32 and never had a job in my life

>>220525828
Come home for work on a day I'm not working 2morrow, have no family or social plans, take a nap, cook dogs dinner, shower, walk dog, shop and settle in for a knight of kino!

>>220534611
I'm 31 and have never had a job that's lasted more than 2 years.

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>>220534663
At least you have experience. How the fuck am I supposed to get a job when I have less experience than a 15 year old?

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Should i start drinking?

>>220533325
I am 38 now and was fat until I was 35, never had any backpain.

My dad is an alcoholic, he started with a beer a day but during covid it evolved into at least a bottle of vodka a day.
We had an intervention, and he decided he wanted to quit drinking. He had relapses but I can't remember him getting blackout drunk since then.
Ever since dealing with that I quit drinking all together.

>>220534584
ggt is fine, exercise more

>>220534821
also have an ultrasound for your gallbladder

I don’t get hangovers. Thoughts on this?

>>220534870
your liver is fucked

>>220534747
Dealing with alcoholics is the worst. It's like they're ragebaiting you and if you react they'll make it even worse. And if you mention it once they sober up they don't fucking remember anything.

Smoking weed is a lot less destructive and thw worst thing that will happen is waking up next to a loaf of bread.

Don't drink at all anymore but Dabs make gaming very entertaining for me. I did try Kratom but it also has hangovers so meh

>>220534981
i hope you overdose on weed

>>220529176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMLpU7Cvo00
Embarrassing

>>220532227
Really? I work long shifts including weekends and work far fewer days than the average person as a result, it feels like a lifehack

>>220533165
I got two straight after having appendicitis surgery at 29. shit hurts

>>220532662
I think it is, haven't done much squatting but you have to keep your core tidy for proper form right? lots (not all) back pain is related to poor core strength, weak hips, tight hammies. I had a spinal fracture at 16 and once I started taking the PT seriously it involved getting these areas loose + strong
btw, anons with back pain - find a good physical therapist. you don't need to live with crippling pain, there are ways to manage it. don't let it win

>>220534927
Trying to confront intoxicated people is just stupid, don't do it. I was on a dwi trial jury a couple of weeks ago and the body cam footage was pretty hilarious because he constantly contradicted himself, failed all tests even if they gave him multiple attempts and eventually got annoyed he didn't follow the instructions he claimed to understand. He also lied to us during his testimony because I know the beers he didn't remember the name of but did remember a description and said was 4.5% is actually 9.5%. He just dug his grave even deeper when he was sober. Just don't interact with and especially don't provoke drunk or high people.

>>220534561

What does this have to do with /tv/? Unless you are implying television makes you obese

>>220525828
Based

>>220536055
>relevance?????

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>>220525861
>I don't understand what causes this.
You know that the sooner you go to sleep the sooner the waggie alarm is going off.

I don't like getting drunk anymore. For me it's the warm buzz of a couple of beers during the day, in company time, while I watch Trailer Park Boys or a wine at the weekend with a good meal.

>>220525828
stay hydrated unc

>>220526475
>>220526093 (You)

30 is nothing, you still CAN work out.
45+ forget it, its over. You try to stay up late like the old days and you'll be sick all the next day.
If the average lifespan is 73 or whatever it is now, I can see getting there and genuinely just saying, yeah, that's enough.

>>220537144
will do nig

>>220525828
thats the curse of getting old, late 20 is already pushing it, you should be working hard to start a fanmily
and if you think thats bad when you are 30 you have 0 energy, everything hurts, you have 90% less stamina and you are alwayts sleepy

people really need to stop taking youth for granted, when you are 20 last thing you should be doing is consuming goy slop

>>220537210
I overheard my dad complaining one time from his bedroom, at around age 74, that he was tired and ready to die. Didn't help that he'd been abusing a couple things including alc for a while. Died the next year. I understand this at age 42.

>>220525907
lol

>>220534821
>>220534828
Okay but I stopped drinking and got normal numbers now, why the galbladder?

>>220525828
Literally me

42 here.

It doesn't matter when i go to sleep, i'm barely getting 6 or 7 hours because i always wake up needing to piss.

Used to sleep 8 or 9 hours easily when i was young.

>>220525828
Eat healthy and set (and respect) a good sleep schedule. After any night you had to go to bed late, go to bed early the next chance. Basically keep your body well rested, also dont do weed+beer, just one or the other

>>220537715
>i always wake up needing to piss.
Don't drink literally anything at all 3-4 hours before sleep, piss before you go to bed. ez. 70 year olds might still have to get up to pee, but not a 40 something. I'm 42 also.

>>220537824
I already try drinking less before i go to bed and no alcohol. If i drink a few beers in the evening i wake up in the middle of the night. It's so fucking annoying.

>>220529176
liver failure in 7 months

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>>220537257
>and if you think thats bad when you are 30 you have 0 energy, everything hurts, you have 90% less stamina and you are alwayts sleepy
why do people spout this shit all the time? if youre always hurting and tired at fucking 30 theres something seriously wrong with you

>>220537715
insulin resistance. diabetes and so on

>>220538063
It's a cope. People blame their "slowing metabolism" for weight gain when that "slowing metabolism" happens to coincide with settling into a desk job.
I had an insufferable co-worker when I was like 24 who insisted that I'd be chubby like him when I turned 30 because "your body changes bro." I'm 30 now and have actually lost 15 pounds this year and am in better shape than I've been for a long time Because I quit drinking and run every day.

>>220525828

>after years I just noticed the boxed wine

Kek

>>220526475
Back pain is highly genetic + shit luck. Most adults have bulged disc(s) in spine but spinal fluid doesn't press any nerve so they are completely unaware about it.

>>220538766
>slowing metabolism
Yeah, that's all bullshit. People gain weight in their 30s and 40s because they care less about being in shape and are more focused on careers, family, etc, eat more.

>>220529176
Coworkers will regularly fix your fuck ups and hate you guts.

>try to fall asleep on my back (on purpose)
>impossible, need to toll over on my side
>try to stay awake watching kinos in bed (laying on my back)
>can barely stay awake, constantly nodding off
why is this?

>>220539162
I put in a butt plug when I watch kinos lying on my back. Energizes me so I don't fall asleep.

>>220539251
Same but with a tampon soaked in vodka

>wake up
>pour a drink
>open browser
>thread still up
Yeah, this is the thread.

>>220533520
Ya ever seent Peep Show? The League?

>>220534870
Your liver is immortal.

>>220539786
WHAT A LIFE

>haven't had an drink in over an year
>think about it every day
Ok.

>>220533283
lmao wthat the fuck

>>220525907
>even memes have racemixing in them
tiresome

>>220525946
Summer mornings before 8 AM are the best time of the day of any season. The air is still cool from the night but the sun is already shining. I love it

>>220525828
I quit drinking 2 months ago and I don't feel any different. Saved some money though.

>>220538766
Just a combination of not adjusting their habits and not caring about being a fat slob. Legit if you are working a desk job and not going out of your way to exercise daily your maintenance calories are probably only like 2 meals per day.
Also, a cheatcode to not getting fat from a desk job is to walk or bike to/from work if you're able because that way you establish an activity floor, but granted not everyone is in a position to be able to do that.

>>220541040
I did two months then had the bright idea to drink again when my emotions finally started to come back online like I said I wanted. Immediately right back into getting crossfaded every day living in a numb grey fog. Think I need to move to a muslim country or something lol.

>>220533206
>about to head out on a hike with a friend
do whites really??

>>220525828
Rip sweet prince who looks like my nephew

>>220541273
the comfy steeler is dead????

>>220541358
Steeler overdose sadly

>>220526010
You mad wagie bitch boy? I work like 5 hours if that out of my day, from home, then I'm free to jack it or browse the Chans the rest. I get weekends off and holidays off with pay, plus 3 weeks paid vacation. Shit is so cash. Oh and 4 paid sick days a year on top of that.

>>220525828
>>220525844
>>220525846
Look at the facts:
>not a fatty
>not brown
>cool beard: probably straight
>glasses and desktop PC: smart
>big feet: likely hung and/or tall
>posters: kino taste in movies
>speed stick: good hygiene
>steel reserve, box wine, and liquor; diversity of booze and has disposable income
Steeler is objectively more based than most people on /tv/, and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise

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>>220525828
I turn 30 next month bros. What should I expect?

>>220525946
Honestly same. I have so little time off, so getting up early on my day off means more time to do stuff.

>>220541546
Pain.

>>220540755
speaking facts. cool autumn afternoon is nice too

>>220526010
>mfw I already have half a pension and other assets so I can work part time for at least five years
hahahahaha

>>220541569
Fair. I haven’t been to the gym in like 3 years and I’m feeling it. A brisk jog up the stairs winds me and makes my knees act up. I’m not fat yet, but I feel so out shape

>>220541449
what do you do and what are your qualifications? genuinely curious, not trying to stir shit up

>>220541506
Glad to see you're still alive, steeler.

>>220534927
My relationship with my dad is basically over because once he got sober he flat-out refused to apologize for the horrific shit he said and did when he was blackout drunk every day for years. Like he genuinely thinks it "doesn't count" and acts offended and confused when people are uncomfortable around him.

I know a lot of people have issues with the AA system but I think the humiliation ritual part of it is necessary for a lot of people.

>>220541603
Light workout where I hit every muscle group a few days a week made me feel like Gumbercules and I'm 40.

>>220525828
The few times I bought a large box of wine (don't Ausfags call it goon? lol), I drank it way too fast. One time it resulted in one of the worst hangovers ever. so bad.

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>>220541603
>I’m not fat yet

>>220541647
That’s my plan. Currently working 2 jobs while I finish school. But I’m going to try to use the campus gym during my down time between classes so I don’t lock up like the Tin Man with no oil.

>>220541671
Fucking kek. It’s chasing me so bad. I’m getting a nice soft ring around my waist, but I’m fairly tall so it’s taking the weight a while to build and actually become visible.

>>220541546
Suicidal thoughts go up on average 300%, especially if you're white.

>>220541724
Fortunately I’m married so sad thoughts are pretty far away.

>>220525907
LMFAO

>>220541737
>fortunately I have terminal cancer, so...

>>220541647
I only do bodyweight type exercises over the last decade since I'm in my 40s. If I haven't done pushups in a few months, I can barely do 3-4 initially.

>>220533283
Got a link?

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>>220541616
Steeler would never be that self-congratulatory.
I'm a fat, brown teetotaler with mediocre hygiene, average features, and no movie posters

>>220541799
we're all gonna make it

>>220541799
Lol

>>220535673
Very true. I see it all the time, cops or staff trying to talk to and reason with someone who’s blitzed. It’s just not going to work. They are not there. The lights are on but nobody’s at the wheel. They are basically sleep walking at that point. Just pick them up and carry them out or arrest them. There is absolutely no reason to even try talking.

>>220541799
Anyone with no sheets on their bed should be forced into rehab immediately. It's such an insane red flag.

>>220541799
fucking lol

>>220525846
Isn’t there a clip of him waking up from this

>>220525828
At some point you realize the only joy you will get going forward is making your kids happy. That's it, that's the whole point. Bring more life into this world so they can suffer as well, just so you don't off yourself.

>>220525828
im glad i dont have the alco gene or whatever causes people to become alcoholics godamn.

>>220541799
keking at pic

>>220542095
>come from two families of alcoholics
>only drink less over the years, not more
>never feel any urges or withdrawals from not drinking
I dunno, maybe it cancels out or something

>>220532227
i work remotely, barely work to begin with, and still fall asleep

>>220542326
>barely work to begin with, and still fall asleep

these two things might be connected

>>220541737
>marriage makes you le happier
I genuinely hope it does though.

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>>220542515
>>marriage makes you happier

>>220542515
>>220542604
It’s not a walk in the park I’ll grant you that. But it’s made me a better man and a much happier man.

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>>220533612
>Actually got blood results and my liver was already damaged back when I was 24.
What did your labs look like? Did you get imaging to confirm damage? Or is it just fatty liver?
I drank hard for about six months and now I have a fatty liver. Picrel were my liver enzymes after six weeks of sobriety.

>>220525846
Believe me, don't believe me I don't care. I've been in that room. Steeler had a habit of passing out like that and is in fact just asleep. Dude has a family now and no longer drinks like that. Photo is old as fuck.

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>>220544274

>>220542515
It does. You only see single men with toy collections say marriage is bad, or divorced men.

>>220525946
I woke up at 7am this morning and went out for a stroll because I have nothing better to do, first thing I saw while walking by the riverbank is a ton of police cars and some divers, apparently some 80 yo jumped off the bridge yesterday. Great start to my day.

>>220537210
nah, it really depends on genetics. My neighbor is 55, a loser with no wife and no kids and a shit job just waiting on retirement but I've seen him down beers on his patio until 2 am and be up the next morning to walk his elderly dog at 7am like every other day, he looks fine and always does that boomer smile and wave from afar at me.

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>>220525828
STS

>>220529380
if your drinking doesn't affect the overall work flow no one will care, had an alky at ajob a few years ago you could smell coming into the office but he didn't cause trouble and the company was doing well so no one gave him shit for it. It was at a call center though, not exactly an average workplace environment.

>>220532227
where do you think you are posting?

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I'm happy I never got into the drinking habit and as a bonus whenever I do want to get drunk it only takes a few to do the work.

>>220534981
it's less destructive but still destructive though if you're addicted

>>220537715
I've been like this too since I was about 20, but my body usually autopilots me to the toilet and back to bed, so much so that I almost never remember having gotten up at all. Thank you, body.

>>220538983
>>Yeah, that's all bullshit. People gain weight in their 30s and 40s because they care less about being in shape and are more focused on careers, family, etc, eat more.
>been a no-activity permaNEET my entire fucking life and a drinker
>once I pass 30 I get a small belly that doesn't go away no matter whether I quit drinking for an entire year or not
>nothing else changed
"um ackshully there's no such thing as "metabolism slowing down" or anything like that, it's just because people get office job careers at that age" absolute retard bullshit holy fucking kill yourself

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its fun, but not cool

>>220544572
pic makes me think of this:
https://youtu.be/IcNPPMnrUIo?si=YB9yxFyjxPwz3kqp

>>220545039
>absolute retard bullshit holy fucking kill yourself
absolute SEEETHE holy lmao. Did anon insult your religion or something? loool

>>220525907
thats gold

>>220544409
>apparently some 80 yo jumped off the bridge yesterday.
Can't wait to be a miserable 80 yo that has a nursing home type situation to look forward to or be in the throes of. Or maybe I'll become really wealthy and will be able to afford private in home hahaaha probably not lol.

>>220544683
Some are late bloomers. I only drank too much a few times a year until I was about 38, then it became an everyday thing a few times, then I got over it. Seemed crazy 10 years ago that I could drink too much on a daily basis, since hangovers are so awful, but it eventually happened.

>>220545477
>huffing with alc and benzos
fucking animals

>>220533477
Happens to the best of us

>>220525907
jej

>>220546526
hopefully I never go through that, I think the last time I drank too much was at nye's a few years ago, as a lightweight my body just puts me to sleep if I overdrink

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I've been drinking vodka daily.
Cheers bros.

>>220534561
...bad.
>t. med student

>>220529144
This isn't a bad strategy. When I was married to a nurse who went to bed at 9 pm I'd do the same thing but wake up at 3 and have hours of doing whatever the fuck I wanted to before work.

>>220546799
Take NAC so you can drink forever with no consequences.

>>220525828
>all that bullshit in the room
>including fucking Steel Reserve of all things
>poster of a movie called The Brain Eaters

You really can't make this shit up.

>>220547459
>>including fucking Steel Reserve of all things
what did you mean by that?

>>220525828
Sleep tight, steeler

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>>220547605
It means exactly what you think it means, faggot.

>>220525828
Dubs decide if I buy the Wild Irish Rose and kill it tonight.

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how many of you relate

>>220540708
I'm pretty sure the meme is shopped, I remember the original vaguely. The woman who made it has made a number of these weird ass copecomics related to being like 40 and unmarried/childless.

>>220529740
>4 cans of steel reserve
>crazy amount of alcohol
Pls be in London

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>went from my holy priest alt to the monk to use some bonus roll and fill my vault
>just running spire again and again between 10-12
>just want to go back to my chill priest, standing back with total overview and triage options
Monk isnt hard but its so much more involved man ...

>>220547886
oh fugg wrong thread

>>220525907
Ain't that the truth

The worst is when your head leans to the side and your nerves in your face fall asleep. And you know you're doomed.

>>220531335
>how can someone fall asleep like this when your bed is literally a step away? resting your head like that is not comfortable at all
Idk man it's pretty easy. I spent my 20s sloshed in front of my pc on the daily, and had practically the same room setup as Steeler. First time I saw that pic I found it amusing because ive slept just like that so many times.

>>220547744
I don't think. I'm asking you.

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>>220525828
>work

Are random nosebleeds a bad sign? Only one or two every couple weeks now but when they started was multiple a day.

>>220544404
My wife died. Marriage is overrated.

Used to pass out like that but with a laptop. Dropped it multiple times. It gets better bros

>>220548687
eh it is actually common for some people. not trollin. like completely random ones.

>>220541893
Believe it or not, some people actually wash their sheets.

>>220545477
I wish I could still get xanax, does wonders for my hangovers

>>220547779
LETS GOOO!!!

>>220548854
But then they usually put them right back on.
He's clearly referring to alcoholics who don't bother even to put sheets on the mattress.

>>220548811
>sober for 2 years
No, it does not. I just eat and shitpost more to deal with the boredom, instead of drinking and watching kino.

>>220528010
I hope so because I drank the vodka

>>220548970
Yeah it doesnt get better. Just a differnt kind of shit. I only got sober because I was tired of the hang overs

>>220530341
lol, dont get stuck with a needle the last thing an alcoholic needs is hep

>>220548895
xanax allowed me to be a more functional alcoholic
>>220548970
for me it was the boredom as well

>>220541506
What the fuck is a speed stick?

>>220549110
Deoderant, stinkybro.

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>tfw liver disease and can no longer drink
Wasn't ever even a big drinker, just miss knocking back a brew or two or having a whiskey straight while I watched kino

i'm jelly. i cannot drink for days just fine but when i do drink , its always to oblivion

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>>220525907
BASED

>>220547364
whats a NAC

>>220549237
>lie more
>do more stupid whore shit
>get fat
Great resolutions, truly brave and stunning

no complaints about age gaps when a nog is involved, of course

>>220547364
I take 3200 mg daily and I still get hangovers. But I admit they are much lighter and easier to recover from. 35 year old boomer btw

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>>220525846
If you drink a lot, you can get very tired and fall asleep without tucking into bed first. I'm happy to help, Billy, aged 12.

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>>220548534
>I don't think

Yeah, that's pretty fucking evident, you jizz-slurping ass-pirate.

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>>220549515
this is absolutely foreign to me. I ALWAYS find my bed, no matter how fucked up I am god I love sleeping in my bed in my linen sheets

>what sounds like random explosions outside
Fingers crossed for the Mad Max timeline starting.

>>220549554
A gf once broke up with me because I passed out on the toilet after coming home wasted and she went through my phone and saw I had been texting another chick while I was out
WHAT A LIFE

>>220541614
Sorry mate I was out for the day.

If you're still around, it depends on where you work. I work at a law firm and I was only allowed to start working from home because I had been here a few years and had to move and there is no office nearby so they let me work from home. Otherwise what I could recommend to you would be any sort computer coding work, I bet if you are decent at that you could get a remote job.

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>mfw I started taking Statin for my genetic high cholesterol and the past four days have been utter bliss
I feel like I'm 23 again. It's only been four days since I started the pills and I feel like I've finally woken up from a nightmare.

>>220525907
hahaha

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>tfw 30 in July

>>220541893
>Anyone with no sheets on their bed should be forced into rehab immediately. It's such an insane red flag.
I'd be more concerned about the lack of bedframe

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>>220525946
I like to drink myself to sleep around 8pm when I don’t have to work the next day and then wake up around 1am or so when the world outside is literally dead and then continue drinking while reading books or playing vidya

PEAK comfy

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>>220529089
Not everyone is a full blown alkie degenerate retard like you lmao

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>>220550684
he said, in the degenerate alkie thread