/tv/ has been real quiet since this dropped.
>>220526017Racism incoming in 3..2..1...
What is it with black people and sneakers, seriously?
more like SPOOKS am I right ack ack ack ack
what even is that?
why do they smell like that?
>>220526017
>>220526099Basically a psyop. The biggest competitor to Nike was Adidas. A German company funded by Nazis. They thought they could control negroes in the 1970s by making them obsessed with shoes (originally made in Germany/USA) but it ultimately back fired when Nike worked with Michael Jordan. All Nike/Adidas are made in the same Chinese factory now, but the damage has been done that negroes will obsess over shoes like a white woman would.
>>220526143Wait what? How is this a fetish exactly?
>>220526099Astronomically high estrogen levels. Imagine how the average woman would behave if they piloted the body of a man. That's black men.
>>220526017Didnt Simpsons or Family Guy made a joke about Pixar doing a movie like this over a decade ago?
>>220526099An attainable good to flaunt status at the low end. A petty drug dealer on the corner probably won’t make enough to buy a BMW before getting shot but he can get a $250 pair of jordans and that’s a lot to the other street rats who look up to him.
>>220526179Feet stuff
>>220526017>Anthony MackieIt's dead on arrival
>>220526099>What is it with black people and sneakers, seriously?Basketball. It's why they're often referred to as the "basketball people."
>>220526017Just add it to the list of shit I’m never going to watch.
>>220526017>Mackie47yo>Bailey27 yowtf
>>220526017Bullshit that's a Grubhub ad
>>220526179Anthropomorphic shoes
>>220526017Niggas be doing movies about any random ahh idea these, wondering what typa shi dey do be coming up with next, baka.
>>220526099black men are raised by single moms so they're basically women
>>220526099Read this
>>220526017>kids movie for black people is about sentient sneakers used by some niglet playing basketballI swear leftists are secretly more racist than right-wingers
>>220526179
>>220526017so like the race to witch mountain, but the kids are sneakers?
>>220526099Fucking sneakerheads
>>220526017>this will make us earn millions!Probably some retarded exec
>>220526113>ack ack ack ack
>>220526017>Bucker ParkPeculiar...
>>220526017>dat synopsisHoly hell... is this from that fucking bozo that made that "Monster Trucks" movie? It sounds beyond retarded.
>>220526017This is uhKinda racist isn't it
good timing with Chud's conviction!
>>220526017lol lmaoHow the fuck does Anthony Mackie still get roles?His Capt America floppedHis Arabian movie floppedThis movie will flopjust lol
NIGGS
>>220526017Sometimes you see an image that makes you say "god DAMN I am grateful to be White"
>>220526099They believe them to be status symbols
bix nood
>>220526017First Space Jam 2 and GOAT, now this. Why are studios trying to make basketball a thing again.
>>220526017>BUCKER PARK LOLsomeone tell me that's photoshopped
Explain further
>>220526017it's kind of funny they released this movie at the same time asian scalpers killed the scene
>>220528624>This movie will flopAnon, I...
>>220526162>funded by Nazisthe Dassler family were staunchly anti-nazi. they simply did what they were legally required to do. Basketball had always had pro-model shoes, Chuck Taylor was a pro basketball player in the 1930s.
>>220526415I was thinking the same thing
