Unironically, I like the cast and that includes Snape.
harry potter is for children
>>220526642We have a lot of disney adult adjacent tourists here and no gatekeepers to keep them out anymore
>wizard school>muggle uniformsnostalgia bait trash
>>220526642It was for children and those children who read the books back then are now adults and they still care and want justice for the books because the movies failed the books so this tv show is the only chance to fix everything.
>>220526386Dumbledore is 80 years old. He isnt going to make it.
>>220526386ayo wattup my nargle
>>220526386>nick frost as hagridthat's the only good thing i can say about it.
>>220526386i think the ip/story lends itself better to television than film thus i hope it can be enjoyable. personally, the allure of the books wasn't harry or voldemort, it was the whimsy and escapism. if they can capture that then they have my seal of nostalgiaslop.
>>220526386Im a big Harry Potter fan and I dont care. They're doing that annoying shit with having intentionally stupid casting so I KNOW they're not gonna respect the orginal story. I won't watch it but I'll keep up with recaps and reviews.
>>220526839>whimsy and escapism>here's some blacks btwlmao
>>220526844There's no way you aren't even at least exited. Personally I really want to see more Tom Riddle, his memories, everything the movies complete ignored and also more about Neville and his parents, too many important details, the show is the one chance we have, literally...
>>220526642>harry potter is for childrentrue, but I don't take my kids to see black people in movies
>>220526895There's the potential that they add a ton of stuff from the books which would be cool. But if the vibes aren't right than who cares. The look and vibes of the movies were perfect. AND if it takes like 15 years or whatever for them to do FULLY do all seven books, with how damn long it takes to makes shows these days, then Jesus christ.
>>220527336I understand your frustration but they made it clear that they will not take too much time between seasons, they will start filming season 2 after this summer because they don't want the kids to grow older. There are too many things the movies ignored, yes, it was aesthetically pleasing but they ruined too many things and changed stuff too from the books including the final battle and don't let me start on how the movies erased too many characters. I still like the movies and watch them but as a book fan, I'm always disappointed because they missed too many important details.
>>220526642BASED>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."- Simon Pegg>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"- Alec Guinness>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape..It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core"- David Cronenberg>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me"- William Friedkin>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human”- Alejandro Iñárritu>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire...this religion...It is so important that superheroes suffer. I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"- Alejandro Jodorowsky>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"- Alan Moore>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that...There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."- George Lucas
>>220526386Why does Harry look like a lesbian and why does Draco look like the lesbian Harry is going to fuck with a dildo?
>>220526386>Expectations?i apply the one drop rule, so its shit, not gonna watch
>>220526386It was unsavable the moment they gave JK Rowling a producer role. The depth of that "woman"s mental illness is unknown to the general public because you like to hurr durr about her tranny tweets, but the stupidity of the terf-right alliance is about to be revealed in full. She doesn't hate me because I'm trans. She doesn't believe in trans. She hates me because she sees me as a man. And she fucking hates men. Like fraudian level psycopathic feminazi hate. This whole thing is going to exist just to make the incels scream. Every male will be a sex-pest, every female will be a victim, voldemort will be literally patriarchy, and Harry's entire role will be to be humiliated by Hermione until he finally learns to check his privilege. And don't even get me started on Neville, that poor fat kid is going to become everything JK Rowling hates about autistic boys.
>we have Harry Potter on streaming at home
Draco is blatantly too old. shit's going to be weird.
>>220526386Everything HBO makes is nothing but >Let's talk about race...over and over again. Watchmen was nothing but a race riots lesson. Green Lantern info laser focuses on everyone's race, and this is going to be more of the same bullshit too.
>>220527453I agree with you on the movies. Id watch them yearly, but then I read the books and now watching the movies after 2, its like the movies are the books sped up 300% and it's doest feel like its even about Harry and his friends any more. Its more about the overall story and Harry happens to be who the movies are following. They do have problems. But I just dont know that the show will fix them without adding new ones that will even everything out. A new adaptation with it's own problems.
>>220526386I'm 34, I don't give a shit about this.
>>220526386>more intentional reaction baiting castingI'm already tired
why is mcgonagall so hot though
>>220526386>thoughts?i'll check out the clips posted here, but for the most part i don't care. i've already the books and watched the films, i don't need/want anything more.
>>220526386I think we just got some really great full-cast audio books and that's the real treat for Potterheads in current yearThey just released Book 7
>>220526386Harry Potter and the DoA Show
>>220529760surely that's all AI-voiced.
>>220531176Not a chanceEspecially when WB has brown simps like you that bump dead marketing threads
>>220526642It was, now it's a vehicle for grown up cultural marxists who want to push their agendas on children.
Harry looks like a ftm tranny. Draco mogs. Is pansy cute?
>>220526386Literally all of the controversy could've been avoided if they just made a show with all new characters going on adventures in Hogwarts.>no race-swapping arguments>can even make the MC a girl to pull in journalists and the majority female fanbase would go crazy >can even set it post-Harry to bring in cameos from the older actors if they wantedI'm not sure if it was Rowling's meddling or WB producers themselves, or whoever, but a reboot was an extremely retarded decision to make in the first place.
>>220531215It's not the full cast of the movies. It's just got multiple people doing the voices, like voice acting.
>thoughtsLooks fine, probably comfy>expectations Puberty ruins the show
>>220526386draco is icsh
>>220526386Somehow, every single face here bothers me. All of them have painful facial expressions, like the worst possibly choice was made for each character's picture.I won't be watching it, the movies are fine from what I've seen. I won't be watching those anytime soon, either.
>>220532122I'm curious about his genes, the shape of his eyes suggests something Asian but he's also very white with white features so that's confusing.
>>220532104>nigga dat polyjuice shit be whippin!
Voldemort's backstory is all I care about, the movies heavily cut the extensive flashbacks about Tom Riddle's origins. I want to see the full depth of his family history, the Gaunts and his descent into darkness.
I just finished the second Potter movie. The new HBO show kinda looks lower budget + colorless + mutt Hermione + Black Snape. I don't like that there's like 8 Harry Potter movies tho. That's just fucking excessive. Wrap that shit up.
>>220532622>the shape of his eyes suggests something AsianNo it doesn't. That eye shape is not typical, but common enough in Northern Europe that everyone knows someone who has it, like gingers. I have a cousin who looks like he has full on monolids. t.bong
>>220533743>>220532622A bit like picrel. Full Irish.
>>220532622The kid is white caucasian according to google, no further information. Let's be honest, of course the bully who keeps complaining about "mudbloods" is going to be white, there's no surprise in that. Also, you just know they will choose the most arrogant looking white guys to play James and Sirius and turn their bullying of Snape into racism.
>>220526386Malfoy doesn't look like he has that dog in him.He doesn't look like he can sneer someone and spit out their name in a venomous tone.
>>220534036>they will choose the most arrogant looking white guys to play James and Sirius and turn their bullying of Snape into racismGood. Both of them were awful bullies, it’s time for people to realize that instead of worshipping them in the marauders fandom.
>>220526671people on 4chan famously don't like things usually associated with children in the popular sphere
>>220527471>Simon Pegg>Alan Moore>George LucasGuess they would be the preeminent people on inane SHIT tailored towards card-carrying lobotomites, having made such humongous quantities of it.
>>220526642>>220526671Do you say this in the billion capeshit threads?Do you say it in every starwars thread?Do you say it in every /v/ thread?Do you say It in every /a/ thread?Pretty much everyone has some childish guilty pleasure and I guarantee that includes both of (You)Acting superior here and then going to discuss the Boys or anime or whatever garage you are into a second later is more pathetic than liking any childish media
>>220534135I disagree. This clip is all it took to convince me that he's perfect for the role.https://youtube.com/watch?v=tLrSIqnq0hM&pp=ygUQbG94IHByYXR0IGRyYWNvIA%3D%3D
>>220526386How will they make the entire dynamic involving the main trio and Snape not come off as racist?
>>220534297Don't forget about Neville... his boggart was Snape because he was scared of him...
>>220534317Book snape was a sadistic sociopath to every kid who wasn't a slytherin not just harryHe wanted to make nevile kill his frog by forcing him to feed it his botched potion and when the frog survived because hermione fixed the potion for him he got mad and punished both, he was really looking forward to watching a kid kill his own pet and was made he didn't get to that's some serial killer shit.It's hilarious how some many fans think he was a good guy just because he had oneitis for harry's mum.
>>220534466Movie Snape is way better. The directors knew how to make an interesting character and Rickman was amazing casting. His redemption is amazing and adds so much complexity.Book Snape is courtesy of JK being an awful writer. He's just a petulant kid who hates everyone and everything because he got bullied once. Literally nobody in the school likes him. When he dies for Harry, it's only because of his mum (he looks him in the eyes and dies without saying anything, showing he only cared about Lily) instead of actually learning to appreciate Harry and even forgiving James and the Marauders like in the films. Movie Snape is a true hero, to the point that he admits he always did it for Harry, that his anger towards him was mostly to make him a stronger person, unlike nigger book Snape who was a petty dumbass who achieved nothing.
>>220534726Honestly this, people only like Snape because of the movies and Rickman.
>>220534837People only like Harry Potter because of the filmsReading the books is a fucking chore. The only good ones are the very first few which are tiny and good for kids. The rest are shit because JK is a shit writer.Whenever I hear an autistic bookfag bitch about the movie, it's because the directors wisely didn't add the thirty random school scenes where the characters do nothing but learn spells that never appear again or talk abotu random worldbuilding shit nobody except autists is interested in. The movie cast saved boring ass characters who add nothing in the book, like Snape or Hagrid or Sirius and Remus. The films are gorgeous and especially the first few ones are perfect with that John Williams music that shows the true power of magic and the colorful visuals. They got worse over the years but even the last ones are better than most HP booksIt's like James Bond, the books honestly suck and the films saved the franchise.
>>220535046It's the opposite the first few movies are strictly better than the books, 4 is a side grade and from 5 onward the movies are unwatchable garbage while the books improveRowling is a bad writer but Yetes is a billion times worse as a director, not saying the books are high art but if actually you read halfblood prince and think the movie is better you have legit <90 IQ
>>220535140I don't think the later movies are good either but the books were so fucking boring. I think the movies are still better because they have the cast and visuals to save them.The books are just boring. Boring characters, boring scenes, boring plots. Rowling should have just kept Harry Potter a kid series about the adventures of a wizard instead of thinking she could write a serious story.
did they not cast the same ages? why does malfoy look 13?
>>220535382Tom Felton was also older than the main three but noone was complaining back then.
>>220535405>noone was complaining back then.because he looked like he'd be in the same grade as the others the whole time
>>220526386What if the Snape casting was all to hide the fact that Malfoy looks like and probably is a Broccoli haired tranny?
>let's remake the thing people have already read and watched with actors that look the same but we colour swapped some>also all the fans hate the creator but will still guzzle the slop down but scream while doing it
>>220527471>a bunch of literal who retardsYep didnt ask fagStill reading HP
>>220535435Why would they be hiding it? Who cares if Malfoy is played by a trans person They're *actors*. They're *acting*.
>>220526895It is all fun and games until they have the neville arc where he goes to london's LGTBQA nightclubs and starts experimenting with his sexuality and comes back a stronger person with more confidence to take on nagini
>>220535615>its totally fine that the source material explores heterosexual relationships>but if you DARE depict ANY character as gay ill have a problem >:(Never mind that Dumbledore is canonically gay anyway.
>>220535624It is more when netflix forces shit onto us that I have a problem
>>220527471>Make money off nerds>Wag your finger at them about how they shouldn't consume the content that made you that money in the first placeIs this just virtue signaling?
>>220535624Yes, faggotry is abnormal and normal people having to tolerate it so degenerates can feel like reality isn't clearly against them is unfair.Also Dumbledore being a fag is something JK pulled outta her cunt to appeal to you groomers. Like when she said wizards shat on the floor
Honestly, Blape caught me off guard (I expected them to go with a Blermione), and I didn't exactly swear off from watching it over a Blape situation, but the Blape situation has occurred anyway and I am not going to watch it. I will add Blape to the list.Blape, Blelen of Troy, Blaragorn, Blash and Blapril and Bljade, Blower Rangers and fucking Blider-man. Blary Jane, Blaptain America, Bleimdall, Blick Fury, Blariel, Blaquaman, Blelectro, Bluliet, Bliet-Kynes, Bloland, a whole fuckin family of Blalaryons
>>220534726>>220534837Rickman did elevate Snape and is certainly the best character in the films. However the best character in the books is Ron Weasley
Harry looks like the Trivago guy
>>220526838The only really sensible casting. Man's made a career out of playing big, amicable oafs. It's a natural fit.
>>220531260*punching bag for
>>220535717Dumbledore being a fag for his ex bff was 2007 (implied in the books followed shortly by audience Q&A confirmation), wizards shitting on the floor was 2015 ("""canon""" on Pottermore then went viral with a tweet in 2019). Different JK eras.
>>220526386I hate it all. It all screams>BUDGET EDITIONEven besides S(nigger)ape. The only thing I'm looking forward to is>modern Chud Voldemort and who'll play him>hot gothic bitch Bellatrix made for gooningAnd that's it.
>>220535779Blape is different because it is triggering and freaking the fuck out of the wokes and their passive enablers. Look at their comments, it's all>it'll make bullying stalking and assault look BAD >it'll imply that the popular chads are WRONG to hunt down vulnerable weirdo losers >it'll imply that it's wrong just to hate someone for their very existence>they won't make a black character 100% bad, which means it won't totally dehumanize the victim Their politics are built around violence to "losers", the book's message actually was against that but they managed to ignore it. Now they can't.
>>220535717The groomers literally call her homophobic for making him gay, lol fuck them. They wanted young twinks with zero personality who they can inject themselves into (why do you think they fixate on nonexistent prequel Marauders and ooc fanfic about them)? Making the complex, genius ancient wizard who had his flaws but turns out to be an adored hero gay was an unintentional fuck you (unintentional because they hadn't sprung into existence in 2007) to them.
>>220537019She has always been this way. No different eras, both are the same person.>>220537229This is mega cope. The most powerful wizard in the world who represents the paragon of goodness and integrity is a buttfucker. Obviously wokies are going to call her the heckin phobe words because once you give them an inch, they take a mile. She is already woke as fuck but because she said men cannot be women and cannot go into women's bathrooms in a singular moment of clarity, the left seethes. It doesn't matter how many years she's been appealing to faggots and dykes and feminists and etc, just her denying one delusion has made her a pariah. That's more a showcase of why not to make a deal with the devil
>>220526706>fix everythingLike making Snape black. Was bugging me seeing that cracker Alan Rickman in the role when the books clearly describe his large lips, dark skin, and frizzy hair.
I'd make nu Hermione choke on my big fat cock. Thoughts?
>>220527591>And she fucking hates men.Why do incels keep claiming that? There is literally no indication that she hates men>Like fraudian level psycopathic feminazi hateTake your meds.
>>220534264I feel sorry for this kid because if he'll say "Potter" normally, people will say he's boring and bring no character to Draco but if he'll say Potter the same way Tom Felton did, people will complain about him copying Tom. It's sad because he's a better actor than Tom Felton was at his age.
>>220537310>The most powerful wizard in the world who represents the paragon of goodness and integrity is a buttfucker.And it makes 2026 wokies (who hate cis gays in case you haven't noticed) seethe.
>>220526386>Discount HP
>>220537416>There is literally no indication that she hates menignorant retard
>>220534036>no further information.Draco I get, but I wonder why Hermione's actress's ethnicity is being kept private. She's almost certainly some kind of multiracial, because the casting call for her body doubles asked for "mixed heritage" and I doubt they'd insist on mixed race Hermione doubles for a completely white Hermione actress. But you'd think they'd want to announce it for diversity points, even if the actress looks more white than anything else.
>>220537384Should have asked her to the Yule Ball then, Ron.
>>220534466Near-Satan please. Snape did the frog thing in the early books, where you also get things like Dudley being the size of a killer whale and throwing a tantrum because he got 146 instead of 147 presents or some shit like that. It's a Roald Dahl world at that point.Once the books age up and get more serious he stops the wicked stepmother shit.>>220537101It might blow, who knows, but it's definitely not low budget.
>>220537661Show evidence, incel.
>>220526920based
>>220527591
>>220533406i've always wanted WB to do a Rise of Voldemort prequel that shows the first war and the order of the phoenix OG teenagers
>>220535513i hate trans people. they all should join the 41%. fucking jewish mind virus infecting humanity
>>220535779based and white-erasurepilled
>>220526642Literally about children
>>220527591Take your meds (besides HRT), this is incomprehensible.
>>220527471>Star WarsThe original trilogy should be watched 100 times. As for academic discussions on it one of my favorite was going over all the themes of Transcendentalism
>>220526386>and that includes Snape.fuck you then
GINNY...
>>220527471>Alec GuinnessLol what a fag. Assblasted because he wanted to remembered for Shakespearean roles but instead is only remembered for Star wars (which also made him incredibly wealthy as he got 2% of all profits)
>>220527471If you actually bothered to look it up, Alec Guinness never said that shit, it's entirely made up so morons can parrot it on the internet.
>>220535513/lgbt/ containment breach again, rope yourself tranny
>>220538265your ayatollahs pay for sex changes
>>220531323>I'm not sure if it was Rowling's meddlingIt's been stated by several cast and crew members that Rowling has literally nothing to do with the show. She just cashed an easy and enormous check and fucked off.
>>220526642Anon, that's all fiction. Grown men shouldn't engage in made up tales, no matter the form they take.
>>220527471>Simon PeggEver seen the movie Galaxy Quest were they hate to deal with the nerds at Comic Con (which is very consumerish)?You'd be assblasted if you had to deal with that constantly >Pegg is one of the few performers to have achieved what Radio Times calls the "Holy Grail of Nerd-dom", having played popular supporting characters in Doctor Who (2005), Star Trek as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott (2009–2016), and Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015). He starred as Benji Dunn in six Mission: Impossible films, beginning with Mission: Impossible III (2006) and ending with Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025).
>>220526811Hagrid, I….
The fantasy genre of cooked
>>220534261All the timehow fucking new are you potter tranny?
>>220527471>David CronenbergThis is the director known for the Fly in the 80s but is assblasted because>Cronenberg has not generally worked within the world of big-budget, mainstream Hollywood filmmaking, although he has had occasional near misses. At one stage he was considered by George Lucas as a possible director for Return of the Jedi (1983) but turned down the offer. Peter Suschitzky was the director of photography for The Empire Strikes Back (1980), and Cronenberg remarked that Suschitzky's work in that film "was the only one of those movies that actually looked good"He did get the shout out in Rick & Morty where they turn to disgusting live forms and call that Cronenberg world, Cronenberg Rick, Cronenberg Morty
>>220527471>William FriedkinThis is another film maker ass blasted because never got to see the big time, especially after such a strong start:>he is best known for his crime thriller film The French Connection (1971), which won five Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director, and the horror film The Exorcist (1973), which earned him another Academy Award nomination for Best Director.He named named Woody Allen as "the greatest living filmmaker"Has anyone seen any Woody Allen movies? Looking at the list I haven't heard of any of them. His pic related got the most Oscar nominations
>>220538988>Looking at the list I haven't heard of any of themLOL CAPESHITTERS
>>220539056I looked at the list to see if that is one of his movies and it is not. Have you seen any of them? Did they suck?
>>220527471>Alejandro Iñárritu (Mexican)Another assblasted director nobody has heard of despite getting a bunch of Oscar nominations in recent history for his work >His most notable films include Amores perros (2000), 21 Grams (2003), Babel (2006), Biutiful (2010), Birdman (2014), The Revenant (2015), and Bardo (2022)
>>220526386>Unironically, I like the castI've always thought that the art people make and consume reveals something about their soul (for lack of a better word).When people say they like shit art, that never makes me think "oh maybe it's good after all". It always makes me think "something is deeply wrong about this person on a fundamental, even spiritual level".
They had the ability to go as wild as they wanted and they've literally just done a shot for shot remake. Harry Potter was already a lazy knock-off of The Worst Witch anyway.
>>220526386I'm not watching sniggerape
Now thats been established that harry potter fans are surprisingly even lower than capehitters, should we be recruiting /lit/ posters again?this is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I've seen on this board since "agents of cia"
>>220527471>Alejandro JodorowskyJohn Lennon liked one of this guys films in the 70s and he makes a bunch of French comic books like pic related so he's assblasted his comics arent being made into big budget movies. They did give him a chance at a big budget movie but it was a flop
>>220527471>Alan MooreThis guy is assblasted if you read any of the comics made by his competitors >known primarily for his work in comics including Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Ballad of Halo Jones, Swamp Thing, Batman: The Killing Joke, Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow? and From Hell. He is widely recognised among his peers and critics as one of the best comic book writers in the English language
>>220527471>George LucasAnd finally the dude who went full retard with his second Star wars trilogy, making it for childrenBut his original trilogy back before he lost his mind was at the right place at the right time. Like the Matrix was
>>220538840>>220538988>>220539231I honestly can't tell if this is godtier bait or a retarded brownoid being serious, If it's the latter you should kys
Can't wait for season 2 cast announcements, they're already searching for Arthur Weasley, Moaning Myrtle, Gilderoy Lockhart, young Tom Riddle.
>>220541135Tom Riddle is my main concern, they better get a good looking lad.
>>220526838>>220536977Good casting but his accent is just wrong.
>>220527471>nooo goy you can't watch inspirational stories about good triumphing over evil, you need to watch worthless shit thrillers which are all miserable because THAT is the real human experience, being a miserable retard who hates whimsy and fun and only thinks about how fucking miserable modern life is
>>220526386I watched Snape's actor on a black mirror episode and I still can't believe this guy is going to be Snape, his voice doesn't match either.
>>220526386looks like a cheap parody
>>220542099>his voice doesn't match either.This is my problem with nuHagrid. Nick Frost looks the part but his accent is about 7 social classes above where Hagrid is supposed to be.
>>220542410The problem with Nick Frost as Hagrid isn't just the voice but the whole vibe, there's just something off and I can't figure out what it is, it looks like a cosplay.
>>220542615>there's just something off and I can't figure out what it is, it looks like a cosplay.That's the vibe I got from the entire trailer except nuHagrid for some reason.The BTS documentary they released shows that the set designers and builders are really paying attention to detail and are loving the idea of doing this for at least 8 years but the casting.. yeah. Not too sure.
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>>220538411I took more HRT. Feels good man.
This time Ginny is book appropriate but I'm not happy with Harry's actor yet, it's like the Harry/Ginny ship is cursed to have no chemistry.
>>220526386Harry, Hermione, McGonagall and Dumbledore are somewhat tolerable even if a downgrade.Ron just doesn't work. It's an obvious fake ginger and he's fat. I don't even like Rupert Grint as Ron but this one is somehow worse.Draco looks like a fucking non-white with dyed hair.Hagrid is far too skinnyAnd Snape....well
>>220546992Alastair Stout is not a 'fake ginger'. He's also not fat.Dominic McLaughlin is the one who **might** not work. In some pics he literally looks like they ripped Harry from the pages of the book and made him into flesh. In other pics he looks like a lil 40 year old lesbian.It's weird.Agreed about Draco. Lox is a good actor but he already looks a lil too old.
>>220547092is it just me or does this picture have big "last thing you see before you die" or maybe "you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker" energy?
>>220546992>Draco looks like a fucking non-white with dyed hairWtf are you talking about? This is literally the whitest kid in the cast. He's probably the best actor among the other kids too (I watched lord of the flies).
>>220547092>Lox is a good actor but he already looks a lil too old.He's the exact same age as Tom Felton was in the first movie though.
>>220547411He's soooooooo good in that. But I've gone off him based on some of the BTS pics. He looks about 12 months too old for someone just starting Hogwarts.
>>220547467I think it's just weird because he's taller than everyone else, Tom Felton was also 13-14 in the first movie but he looked like he was 10 years old and he was short.
>>220547463Not doubting that but recent pics he looks about 12 months older than the main three.Although to be fair Leo Earley (Seamus Finnigan) looks about 5.I'm sure it'll work out.
>>220547411He looks like a ganguro jav actress.
>>220547467The problem is the hairstyle they chose for him as Draco. There’s a scene in Lord of the Flies where his hair is styled to look more like Draco’s they could have gone with something like that.
>>220547793For sure his broccoli hairstyle doesn't make sense if it's supposed to be 1991.
>>220547860How would a naturally curly haired British boy wear his hair in 1991?
>>220548821curls are no match for curling tongs. Although how exactly that'd work in the House of Malfoy is another question.
>>220527471Everyone else trying to be "cool" while George Lucas embraced childishness.
>>220548957>implying the House of Malfoy would ever indulge in filthy Mudblood devices like toilets and hair implementsCurling tongs will be vanished right along with the excrement puddling beneath their robes (canon).
>>220547411>lord of the flies>harry potter which one is bigger for a child actor's career?
>>220526386Oh great you like everything so brave
>>220534167based department, we received your delivery
>>220526386why does he look like a 20-30 something lesbian woman here?
>>220551030literally where does the stupid normie lesbian meme come from
>>220526642>harry potter is for childrenharry potter will be mandatory viewing for all /tv/ users for the meme posting
>Yo Wesley da fuck u laffin at
>>220526386it's going to be a hit, little fucks are grown up, they ge ttheir nostaliga kick and they won't be convinced that what they are watching is a big piece of fucking goddamn shit
>>220534195Well duh>go to conventions or just out in public>some fat 35 year old starts sperging out, asking you to say lines from the media you were inThat shit would annoy me too
>>220550988Lord of the Flies isn’t as popular as Harry Potter. The new BBC adaptation of Lord of the Flies was actually really good, but people barely noticed the show. This boy will be known as Draco for most of his career. Hopefully, he’ll do other things too and won’t end up with a career like Tom Felton’s.
He did it againit's literally the same guy over and over for almost 2 days now
>>220551049>>220553139What are your thoughts about the HBO Harry Potter show?
>>220526706>the movies failed the booksThe movies were fine. As a kid, yes they seem to fail the books because kids are immature and want movies to be a beat-for-beat replica. After rewatching them as an adult, they serve as a good adaptation, and it's clear the tv show won't have anywhere near the effort put into the casting, set, directing, props, effects, costumes, and overall development of the franchise, which as far as an adaptation is concerned, are much more important than book accuracy.
>>220526790Probably
oh right i forgot about black snape with dreads lol
>>220526386We're going to get a large influx of Molly/Harry fanfiction
>>220551369They had to know there'd be people making shit like this when they went with that castinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtTuJ55IIrw
>>220554225Show some respect maggot. You are a guest in their house. They don't have to explain themselves to you.
Seeing all the crap with Nolan's Odyssey really reminded me that i hate the race swapping shit. We must continue boycotts of this woke shit. its not over.
>>220532622>very white with white features so that's confusingAnd people say Jews aren't white?
>>220538840According to John Carpenter; David's always been a bit of an arrogant cunt.
>>220539135Cope. The Revenant is a genuinely excellent film and made over half a billy at the box-office too.
>>220526642They sure target kids, that's how despicable they are.https://youtu.be/mXDcC3vzVbw?si=bKXsnumR-UU_mCj-
>>220534466So basically by making Snape black is a secret agenda for the audience to hate a black person since Snape is basically an awful person, right?
>>220526386Why is draco a tranny?
Harry Potter: Dominic McLaughlinHermione Granger: Arabella StantonRon Weasley: Alastair StoutGinny Weasley: Gracie CochranePercy Weasley: Ruari SpoonerDraco Malfoy: Lox PrattPansy Parkinson: Laila BarwickCannot believe those are real names
>>220554498hmm, at least this was a good mommy cast
>>220556830Draco mogs, but he’s also giving Barron Trump vibes. Is it intentional?
>>220526386I completely forgot this was even coming outTime to forget about it again
>>220554168It's only worth it for the memes tbqh
>>220557457You're saying this now, but you'll come back when the /hp/ generals start. I'll see you in December.
