Looking for some hidden gems to watch and saw this suggested as being something good but overlooked because it was released into kinoplexes during the Great Coofening of 2020:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6u9X1bW30Play trailer and heart instantly sinks because it's a bunch of retardo kids talking about the quetta-lame rules to summon the monster that some shitty low-IQ writer thinks he's a genius for coming up with.>If you are on a bridge>And you find a bottle>And the bottle is green>And the bottle is glass - no plastic except HDPE and PP, (recycling codes 2 and 5 respectively, check the bottom for a number inside a triangle if unsure).>But Low Density Polyethylene also works sometimes (recycling code 4), depending on the actual density.>And you blow into it>And you think about the Empty Man, (not sure how you do that for a guy you just heard about 18 seconds ago, but maybe like picturing a face while you write in the Death Note or something I guess).>The first night you smell him>The second night you hear him>The third night you see him>The fourth night he calls you on the phone>The fifth night he molests your dog>The sixth night he moves into your attic>The seventh night he touches you>The eighth night you taste himOkay I made some of those up, but the real rules sound just as stupid, and the delivery doesn't help.What is the worst example of this done-to-death horseshit?
