Knight of Flowers EditionPrevious Thread >>220488726
Knight of Onions is much better.
>>220528981Loras Tyrell has spent the last 15 years on death's door in dragonstone
>>220528440>Bloodraven's multi decade plan to bring back dragons fails cause Egg and Dunk job at the last momenthttps://youtu.be/9nqp6XEq474
>>220521593i used to be icsh now i'm just vh
Is the Arbor/House Redwyne secretly the comfiest place in Westeros?>own Island away from all bullshit>well protected by it's huge fleet>rich>beautiful nature>beautiful little towns>chivalrous knightly culture>good weather>drink wine all dayHeck, I'd rather be a smallfolk in the Arbor than a lord in the North. What are the women here like though, I wonder.Is there any place better?Also, what's the best place to live OUTSIDE of Westeros? Essos and Sothoryos seem like complete shitholes.
George did ryam redwyne dirty in fire and blood. He should have been one of the best historical characters, he would have put house redwyne on the map with fans
>>220529317>What are the women here like thoughOlenna Tyrell is a Redwyne
>>220529317patricia redwyne seemed to be sort of tomboyish and desmera is apparently a freckled qt so they don't seem to be awful>>220529361I kinda agree, I don't know why GRRM didn't give him any duels to show how great he was at fighting, and he kinda fucked himself by already writing he was a bad hand
First leaked set photos of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 2
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>>220529721First Look at Tommy Flanagan as Ser Roderick Dustin in House of the Dragon
>>220529802First look at Annie Shapero as Alysanne Blackwood
>>220529828We Netflix barbarians now
>>220529702>>220529721I hope they filmed some Dorne scenes as well.>the prospect of fighting ironmen at sea was not one that Dunk relished. He’d had a taste of that on the White Lady, sailing from Dorne to Oldtown, when he’d donned his armor to help the crew repel some raiders. The battle had been desperate and bloody, and once he’d almost fallen in the water. That would have been the end of him.Fucking iron niggers.
>>220529828First look at...Alicent in a maid outfit....?
>>220529914Brothel queens soon
>>220528677I suspect he crushes it with his foot after it goes nuts and ignites the wildfire.
If sunfire is dead in the show, what dragon will it be that will do the needful to rhaenyra ?
>>220529317>Also, what's the best place to live OUTSIDE of Westeros?Qarth.
>>220531121>sunfyre >dead https://youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7w?si=1qxmR0IlfBgZsBXj
>>220531489The speech is kino but Sunfyre isn't mentioned
>>220531545Listen at the very end to the director in the background
POPPA BEAR!
>>220531257>Qarthkwarth?karth?tharth?sarth?
>>220532010/got/.
>>220532020/lol/
dragon status?
>>220531121>Balerion>also Dragon in the Red WasteAn elephant would be an Oreo cooking to them, maybe a chicken McLugnut.
pill me on house of the dragonsis it worth watching? i never finished the last season of got but i liked dunk
>>220532420Bad, very bad, not good
>>220532420The first 8 episodes of Season 1 are a prologue that unless your a bookfag you'll likely not enjoy, then the last 2 episodes of Season 1 things actually start to happen then when it just starts getting good then it ends.Season 2 is last season of GOT levels of character inconsistency, very little actually happens till the last 2 or 3 episodes where something almost happens then it just ends.In short Season 1 was wasted potential and Season 2 was a garbage fire. Season 3 is looking to be where things might actually happen but will likely be a bait and switch like the last 2 seasons. Watch it for memes if the have the patience to slog through it.
>>220532420i think it's worth watching just for Daemon.
>>220532684>>220532728>>220532804are there dragons? im not watching if there arent any dragons
>>220532728>Season 2 is last season of GOT levels of character inconsistencyThis is a gross overexaggerationGot season 8 didn't have anything even close to Aegon or Cole, or Otto or Aemond.Hotd season 2 is very flawed, but this general consistently pretends its worse than it is for some reason.
>>220532973The show is about dragons
>>220532973More then you'd think less then you'd hope
TAOOBA!
>>220532420It's shit but if you're not paying for it, then watch it.
>>220533173these are wyverns, not dragons
what's a good show to watch after marathoning house of dragon?I tried getting into KOSK but it's just too lowbrow for me
>>220532985I not sure it's an exaggeration with what they did with Daemon, Rhaeryna, Alicent, Helaena, Jace, the artist formerly known as Nettles, the Sea Snake, the docks, etcSeason 2 was a clusterfuck weighted down by needless padding and disregard for the source material.Without Aemond and Aegon there wouldn't be any reason to tune in.
>>220533294If you liked house of the dragon I’d reccomend real housewives, queer eye for the straight guy, ru Paul’s drag race and heated rivalry. Right up your alley
>>220533294RomeVikingsThe Last KingdomSharpeI Claudius
I am not crazy! I knew he couldn’t be Robert’s trueborn heir. I knew it from his golden hair! His green eyes! Same as his incestuous parents. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he had Jon Arryn poisoned. He executed Ned Stark! Chopped off both Hands. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those murders! Are you telling me that all of Robert’s known bastards just happened to die on the same day? No! He orchestrated it! Joffrey! His legitimacy was in question. And I hesitated! I shouldn't have. I watched them crown him as Robert’s heir! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was five, always the same. Disemboweling a pregnant cat! Attacking the butcher’s boy and blaming Lord Eddard’s girl! "But not our Joffrey! Couldn't be precious Joffrey!” Mocking them blind! And HE gets to be king? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
bear poppa ...
Robert Baratheon and Rhaegar Targaryen are literally, figuratively, and ontological the same character.
>>220529317>what are the women there like though, I wonderFreckled and red haired.
>>220534025If you highlight the words on his post and click his post number, you won't have to manually type out what you want to quote.
>>220529317>>220529540>>220534025>>220529391>enjoying arbor gold at the end of the day with your cute wife
....semoc eH
>>220529828I hope she's super pissed her brother was unjustly executed
>>220529914She and Rhaenyra are into roleplay
>>220529180Jamie Campbell Bower would make such a perfect Bloodraven
>>220534811!on ,on ,oN
Is the Baratheon ninja leak legit
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>220537256Dorne is Spaniards and Arabs, not some literal Aztec
>>220529828Nothing less than I've come to expect from house of the dragon.Now all we need is some twitter wretches screeching at each other.
>>220532804not really, he's a boring character
>>220537256Based Dorne.
BENEATH THE GOLD
THE BITTER SEETHE
>>220529828This is going to be so embarrassing to watch
>>220538524Aegon will fix it!
>>220539020If winds ever comes out (LOL) and the golden company finally manages to put bittersteel's skull on the iron throne I will visibly onionface as I read it
>>220532804lol that dudes a fuckin faggot
>>220539932What do you mean?
>>220539932>>220539987>AEMOND, YOU HAVE TO DIE, MY WIFE'S SONS WILL IT!
>>220539932>>220539987>>220540014reminder that he WINScope
>>220540690>sacrifices himself for the prophecy of khaleesi >khaleesi dies like a bitch, Arya kills night king and targs go extinct Lived for nothing. Died for nothing
why did the show change stannis and his arc so much?
>>220540690>he WINSDead at the bottom of a lake?WINNING!
>>220537256>in RL euros had to travel to the new world to create a new race>in ASOIAF the brown women traveled to the Andals/First Men in Dorne and *demanded* husbandsGRRM is ahead of his time
>>220540723>arya kills night king From the bloodline of Aemond Whent come the prince who was promised KEK. Blacks got KEKED out of their prophecy
>>220540784>From the bloodline of Aemond WhentDeepest loreAlys Rivers is Coldhands
>>220540690Yeah he wins a skullfucking by Dark Sister.
>>220540843Out of all the ways to die in asoiaf, this was pretty metal, even blackfags must admit it
>>220540784>>220540804I don't think GRRM will confirm this, he wanted the Green bloodline wiped out
>>220540889GRRM won't confirm anything at all because he's not writing asoiaf anymore
>>220540889The three kingsguard at the tower of joy are Whent Hightower and Dayne. The tower of joy is a play on the “saving the maiden from the tower guarded by a dragon” trope. Hightowers and daynes have Valyrian coloring from their empire of dawn blood, adding to the dragon symbolism. So 2 ancient dragon coded houses and…random whent dude. No that doesn’t work. Gardener symbolist George quickly realized the whent kingsguard needed dragon blood. Alys is pregnant with aemonds son at harrenhal right now, the whents aren’t a house yet. Do the math
>>220540804Bloodraven = Aemond's descendant. Some Blackwood married Alys and Aemond's descendant for their talent at witchcraft (Blackwoods love black magic) -> Melissa Blackwood.>both psychos>both one-eyedIt's obvious.
>>220541013We need another book soon because this fandom is reaching a state of collective delusion and insanity that should not be possible
>>220541047Wait... this leaves me in a bit of a pickle, as both a greenfag and a blackfyrefag.... I wouldn't know what to believe anymore....
Yo is this nigga really up in here trying to make daemon seem cool? Pshh as if dude
>>220541081It’s simple. An early whent married a Blackwood and aemond is the ancestor of both bloodraven and the starks. Aemondchads WINNING AF
>>220540723>targs go extinctjon targaryen is still alive
>>220541405Not in the books (the only ASOIAF media that counts)
>>220528981egg is icsh
>>2205414051. Jon is undead and infertile 2. Jon took a vow of celibacy 3. Jon is a stark 4. You’re gay
>>220541543>>220541421fAegon is alive and well in the book, and Blackfyres are really just a targ cadet branch as Daemon was the son of 2 targs just like Daeron
>>220541543>Jon is undead and infertilePeople resurrected by the Red God aren't undead. If that were the case, Berric Dondarion wouldn't have to resurrected several times.
>>220542097>If that were the case, Berric Dondarion wouldn't have to resurrected several timesI don't see how that's proof of anythingYou can resurrect a zombie more than once as far as I'm aware
>>220542097Beric has been resurrected so many times he can't even remember his fiance's face anymore.
>>220542596Maybe beric is a 5 in the visualizing apple meme and he can't visualize faces in general
>>220542527What I mean is that he would operate on the same rules as a White Walker.
>>220542749She is looking in the mirror btw
>>220542855He functions like a Wight not a white walker
>>220542749A natural reaction to realizing that you are in one of the worst tv series of all times propped up entirely by mentally ill twitter stans.
>>220542097>People resurrected by the Red God aren't undeadthey are according to GRRM
Don't mind me, just reviving this dead thread. Praise R'hllor.
>>220537256What's the best part of Dorne to live in?The east? The southern coast? The western mountains?Guessing it's not the desert lol. Unless you're a fan of Lawrence of Arabia.
Bloodraven wishes he could go on adventures with them.
>>220533232THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>220544839The mountains. Good andalized folk up that way, not like the rhoynish dogs of the dunes
>>220545629The Rhoynar live along the rivers though, the savages in the dunes and in the red mountains are both all andals. The Wyls, famous for killing Daeron under a peace banner, putting Aemon in a cage and forcing Baelor to walk over a pit of snakes to free him are andals.
>>220545769based WylsTargs couldn't even get revenge on them lmao
>>220545769Killing targs is based. Dorne is based.
>>220545629>>220545769Fuck targs, Fuck andals. We must return to good First Men stock like the Mudds and Dustins
>>220545343Bloodraven literally only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>220545988First Men were happy when their magnar blessed their wives with his seed.>The first night was a custom in which warlords and heroes slept with maidens on their wedding night. Pregnancies were seen by some as a blessing, as the new husbands could then raise the children of heroes as their own.So did people in Valyrian culture.>On Dragonstone, where the Targaryens had long ruled, the common folk had seen their beautiful, foreign rulers almost as gods. Many maids deflowered by Targaryen lords accounted themselves blessed if a "dragonseed" was planted in their womb, and for this reason there were many on Dragonstone who could rightly claim—or at least suspect—that some Targaryen blood ran in their veins.Dornishmen are ok with their wives cucking them.>There are other customs besides that mark the Dornish as different. They are not greatly concerned if a child is born in wedlock or out of it, especially if the child is born to a paramour. Many lords—and even some ladies—have paramours, chosen for love and lust rather than for breeding or alliance.Dothraki khals allow their friends to sleep with their wives.>In some khalasars, Jhiqui said, the bloodriders shared the khal's wine, his tent, and even his wives, though never his horses.All women of Summer Islands are prostitutes.>Be they rich or poor, male or female, of high birth or low, all Summer Islanders are expected to dwell for a time in the temples of love that dot the islands, sharing their bodies with any who might desire them.Andals? The only non-cucks in all of Planetos.
>>220545988Fie that.We need whatever the Daynes are. Start microdosing infants with poison.
>>220546191They're First Men, as are the Yronwoods and the Fowlers.
>>220546163All the cultures you mention at least fucks. Meanwhile your great idols are obsessed with their 7 gods in 1 virgin faith
>>220546302Evidently not entirely.
>>220546341Being a virgin is still preferable to being a cuck. There is nothing more pathetic than a cuckold. They rival even jannies themselves.
>>220546341“PLEASE BIG STRONG CHIEFTAIN FUCK MY WIFE IT WOULD BE AN HONOR”-first cucks
>>220544667>Praise R'hllor
>>220546520
>>220546402not saying you're right or wrong but you're only saying that because you put so much value on sex, some people just don't really care and would rather spend that energy elsewhere
>>220545343
>>220545343>>220547138>spends a week having fun with Egg and Dunk and, saves their asses and then banters with them before sending them offMaynard Plumm days are the best days, I bet fatman would've brought Maynard back during another of their adventures if he actually got off his lazy ass and wrote
>>220547331Gods what a gaudy character design
>>220541013So true
Gods I was a boar then
>>220548880NED HELP ME
What made Season 1 special?I rewatched Season 1 and, even though I already know how everything is going to play out, it had a sense of wonder and that "anything could happen" that other seasons didn't have.
>>220548891
Where's LM guy
>>220549141>it had a sense of wonderyeah that was what made the show so exciting in the early seasons. every episode introduced something new - a new character, a new city, a new supernatural force. fuck i miss it brosbased bobby b made it special too. he was kino in every single scene
>>220549141No one had plot armor in season. After season 1 there are very few deaths that aren't foreshadowed, the red wedding briefly recaptures the magic though
>>220549141hooks you with the white walker tease, then settles you in with the comfy winterfell slice of life stuff, and then thrusts you into the political thrill of kings landing. Throw in some side quests at the wall and in Essos for a palate cleanser, and then the shocking Ned death and dragon cliffhanger. The most perfect first season of anything ever
>>220528981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk71LwTkJFgFinal episode is up!
Robert was the most interesting character because he didn't want to be king, he was the dog who finally caught up to the car.
>>220549571Yeah, I’ll never get people who say Robert is a bad king as an insult to his character. That just makes him better
>>220549569I need to impregnate these serbian sluts
Realistic, what will happen to the rest of the books once George kicks his boots next week?
>>220549827Realistically? His wife will whore out the IP.It wont even be a family-autism shit like Dune, it'll just be a widow whoring out the IP.
>>220549569I can't believe they watched the entire season and Lola never cried once. The only one who cried was Milena. Also here's a webm of them celebrating the ending.
>>220549898I never rememberMilena is the brown one and Lola the whiter one?
>>220549887It's already being licensed to shitty mobile games.I shudder to think of how it could get watered down more.
>>220549937Yeah
>>220549827>the rights to the franchise will be inherited by the family of Paris mcbride Psssshhhhh they’re not gonna give a fuck about George’s legacy. They’re gonna milk that shit for next 100 years. Get ready for the fuckin great moraq spinoff in 2052
>>220549887The real question is who they get to "finish" the series once the IP whoring gets into full swing.
>>220549898Lola cried in the very first episode, when Dunk accepts Egg as squire.
>>220531121It would poetic if instead of sunfire limping away from rooks rest, it was verminthor who limps away from tumbleton back to dragonstone and kills her later because of her retard decision with the dragonseeds
>>220551104I thought you were going to say it would be poetic if Jaehaerys' dragon kills a whore.
>>220551104 her being vore'd by grandpa Js dragon brings her story full circle back to episode 1Its like poetry it rhymes
>>220541455luke is icsh
What was Ned’s plan to tell Jon about his parents? Wouldn’t Jon absolutely chimp out once he found out he was a Targaryen stuck in a frozen penal colony? Ned should have told him before he said his vows.
>>220551523What would that change? He goes from being a bastard to being the possibly legitimate scion of a deposed royal house. Unless he wants to start a war to take the throne, his situation doesn't improve.
>>220549141Competent writing. Plus they hadn't gradually winnowed out every good character. By the time you get to season 7 and 8, every decent character is dead, irrelevant, or turned into a parody and the writers have turned into drooling idiots.
>>220549677he wasn't even that bad a king (though he was flawed)watching reddit constantly complain about how he was in debt makes me wonder if they know anything about the medieval era (most kings were in debt)
>>220551523His options are basically spending the rest of his life freezing his ass off at the penal colony or getting killed the moment he tells someone that he's Aegon Targaryen. I don't think it changes much whether he knows or not.
>>220551523Why would Ned ever tell him? It could cause problems for Robert if it got out. He'd try to kill Jon.
>>220540754Because the showrunners are a couple of jewish hacks who understand duty about as well as they understand what it's like to have a foreskin.
>>220551523Sure Jon will have the knowledge but he can't do jack shit with it. Guy doesn't have any of the typical Targaryen looks either like Dany or Viserys do so one not even the die-hard Targaryen loyalists are going to take him seriously.Not to mention how Robert "the Boar is Pregnant" Baratheon would react, he'd murder Jon with own hands the moment he learns that Jon's Rhaegar's son.Had Ned declared to pull a Stannis and send letter to all the lords of the Seven Kingdoms proclaim Jon's true heritage it's doubtful anyone would believe it, they'd all put it down as some strange kind of joke.
>>220549827AI will finish it.
>>220549569>>220549898>>220549959> watching two literal whos watch a tv showZoomers are so stupid.
>>220549827>Realistic, what will happen to the rest of the books once George kicks his boots next week?>>220554245>AI will finish it.They really should us AI to remake GoT but this time, strictly following the books. It's capable of fantastic quality and there wouldn't be any issue of actors growing up and moving on to other productions, etc.
>>220549141>What made Season 1 special?Everybody foolishly thought they were going to make a tv series from the books...
>>220554488She's so cute
>>220551523>>220554146You forget the most important part. Both Theon and Jon want one and the same thing - to be a Stark.Jon would feel literally no connection to the Targaryens.
>>220549827The nanosecond GRRM kicks the bucket his publishers will pick a few good fantasy authors to ghost-write the rest, """based on his notes""" of course, with his editors in control of the overall storyline.This has been leaked years ago, that they're essentially WAITING for him to die.
>>220549527That would be Twin Peaks.
>>220551823Plus they kept a low of the plot threads they would later drop completely. Like who the fuck even remembers that Illyrio Mopatis was a thing?
>>220551523Well in the books Ned was blindsided, he never really planned on sending Jon to the Night's Watch. He would've told Jon eventually probably when he was a tad bit older. Like others said not much he could do with the info anyways. If Ned was alive I could see it being widely accepted. However, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some Daynes that would vouch for the story, and his story his more believable than Aegon's imo. I'm pretty sure GRRM has some believable way to get people to accept Jons parentage since he an Arya were supposed to fuck originally. Honestly, it's weird why more people don't question Ned's time in Dorne.
