Waitaminute...>How did Hook know that Peter Pan & his kids were in London?>How did Hook kidnap Peter Pan's kids in London if he's in Neverland and he can't fly?
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>>220529167Footless rather Peter out
>>220529167>How did Hook know that Peter Pan & his kids were in London?probably had his enslaved fairies doing recon>How did Hook kidnap Peter Pan's kids in London if he's in Neverland and he can't fly?his enslaved fairies probably convinced a pilot to bring him a plane/helicopter
>>220529741>Enslaved fairiesYou mean like some sort of fairies in bondage? Like some kind of Bondage Fairies?
>>220530001yes and they're all wearing BDSM gear
>>220529167>>How did Hook kidnap Peter Pan's kids in London if he's in Neverland and he can't fly?one of the lost boys... IS A TRAITOR
>>220529167Because he kidnapped wendy and the original lost boys like 100 years before the movie happened. Hook has been there before. Hook is literally canon to the original Disney series
>>220530144>Peetuh, you've become a pirate.
>>220530033...Tootles
>>220530222he was faking his mental decline
>>220530191...a butt pirate
>>220531021MOYRA!!!!!
Run Home Jack!
>>220531711>You are home boy!
he doesn't know shit about Peter when he finally shows up. fucker can't even swing a sword any more.
>ywn hold Tinkerbell down and pluck off her wingsholodecks when?
>>220529167Lmao good question. It’s a bad movie with excellent acting from Dustin Joffman, especially loved his double cigar holder stick. That shit was straight fire I want one those so bad lmao where was the fuckin crocodile tho? Miss that nigga
It was all a dream
>>220533106Goddamn, Hook's great in every iteration
>>220533106This is wonderful.
>named Hook>ends up with a hook for a handshame he wasn't called Captain Hand.
>>220533198His real name has been withheld by the author to avoid a scandal.
>>220529167He can fly but you need fairy dust and happy thoughts. I presume the happy thoughts have to be something pure and good. The main is plagued with dark thoughts about suicide and revenge so it's difficult for him. He probably thought of his mummy when he needed to fly to London, which he's been to before. But too much happy thinking would make him look soft in the eyes of his men.
>>220533473>The main is plagued with dark thoughts about suicide and revenge so it's difficult for him.He's literally me.
>>220529167hook is literally his dad did you not watch the movie
>>220533557>off by 2
such a good movie
>>220533557i didnt get that
>>220533625it's the same actor
"give me back my dignity"
>>220533198it a common Pirate Trope in storytelling
Memes aside... How many retards are there who didn't get the movie is a continuation of the original cartoon?
>>220533557no, hook is peter's son, never land has a time loop, that's why he looks after Jack and dresses him up like himself.jack, hook, jack, hook
>>220533633oh that thing when its usually Mr Darling and Hook played by the same actor. I didn't notice Hoffman but will check it out
>>220533680how the fuck did you not notice lol
>>220533633nah that aint Dustin Hoffman
>>220533697We're talking about Hook
I despise Hook to be quite honest. It's a slap in the face of what JM Barrie was saying about childhood.Plus Spielberg himself is a disgusting kike and not even close to being the 'I'm still a magical little boy no matter what Peter Pan says' he pretends to be.
>>220533808that is hook you dumbass
>>220533848what was j m barrie saying about childhood
>>220533633are president muffy and dr strangelove and group capt mandrake the same character too?
>>220533893Well I don't know Jack
>>220533879Well for starters shit like pic related is outright antithetical to Hooks' theme about Fatherhood.
>>220529167>tfw no movie about a female Captain Hook titled "Hooker"
>>220534093Apparently there's a 1987 porn movie titled "Captain Hooker & Peter Porn".
he was hooked on a feeling
>>220533198Captain GAU-8
>>220534179Kek
>>220530144Hook was from the real world, once upon a time. He got stuck in the weird dimension known as Neverland some time during the age of sail.If he could enter Neverland it stands to reason that he could leave too.In the original story Barrie implied that he was some officer in the Royal Navy before he became a pirate.
>>220533998Isn't the entire point that Peter had to refind his childhood sense of wonder? That line doesn't say it's impossible for adults to fly, just that they're too stuck up to do so.
