>Face it, Donkey. We're lost>We can't be lost. We followed the king's instructions exactly. What did he say? Head to the deepest, darker part of the woods>Aye>Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches>Check>Yeah, and there's that bush that's shaped like Shirley Bassey>We passed that bush three times already!
Go left
How do they know who Shirley Bassey or what a menu is?
kill jester
/help
what you look for is always in the last place you search
>>220530619not true. i keep my keys, phone, and glasses in very obvious locations because my memory is failing with age. it's like solving a puzzle every time i 'find' them immediately. very satisfying.
>>220530619Yeah, if you find it
>>220529870Who was the bush in your language's localization, /tv/? In mine, it was Fafá de Belém.
>>220529922It implies that Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy also exist in the shrek universe
>I’m about to get crucified!
>>220531288I don't know what's funnier: Donkey's answer or the fact that Shrek asked him that because he was hoping Donkey would shed a tear
>Shrek has strongly remained in public consciousness for 25 yearsHow did they do it and can any other film compete?
>Puss then says "he sounds dreamy"
>Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the King and Queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a Fairy Godmother who had them lock the young Princess away in a tower there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming! It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon’s keep. For he was the bravest, and most handsome... in all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess’s chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her...>What?>Princess... Fiona?>No!>Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?>She’s on her honeymoon>Honeymoon? With whom?
>>220531356>They don't even have dental
>>220531376>How did they do it and can any other film compete?It's kind of amazing since 3 and 4 are shitty?
>>220531647Did you retype all that, or did you copy paste the subtitle file or something?If the latter, is there a streamlined way to do that?
>>220531559I've honestly never caught this before. It goes by so quick.
>>220531559Holy shit lmao
>Shrek 2>Shark Tale2004 was an interesting year for DreamWorks
Who’s Shirley Bassey?
>Shrek 2 was the next animated movie by DreamWorks after the crappy Sinbad movie with greek elementsTalk about a huge improvement
>>220529870will shrek 5 be good?
>>220530656You don’t keep looking after you find it anon.That saying is an IQ test. You failed.
>>220539988Doubtful, but the wave of inevitable tie-in products are going to make me feel like it's 2004 again. So there's that, which is kind of nice.
>>220531449I'd pick the slut. Sluts are so hot. I want a slut gf.
>>220539988There are no good shrek movies
>>220540002Now ask him what's heavier. 1000 pounds of feathers, 1000 pounds of grain or a 1000 pounds of bricks?
>>220540040you have to be 18 to post here.
>>220540084Dude shut up
>>220540090>I want a disloyal gfyour post was just dumb enough that I didn't consider it bait. you are a middle/highschooler.
>>220537641You couldn’t go fucking anywhere without seeing “SHREK 2 SHREKK 2 SHREK 2” during the lead up to the moviehttps://youtu.be/hmZ6wesw1Zw?si=jmLyNVnAnQY94pch
>>220540111I didnt say disloyal I said slut. Because sluts are hot and we'd have awesome sex.
>>220540144>I didnt say disloyal I said slutare you Indian? look up the word "slut"
>>220540167She's a slut when not in a relaetionship but if were dating she's not a slutNot that complicated retard
if shrek 2 wasn't quite as heavy handed on thw pop culture references, it'd be remembered as far better than the original.but 2 loses a lot of the soul by cramming as much "'get it?" into some scenes as it can.>>220531356this is a very shrek 1 feeling sequence, the whole factory bit. because the whole scene is a "waging amirite?" joke with the fairytale spin
>>220534691just google "shrek 2 transcript" or "'shrek 2 quotes" you nerd
>>220540182>I want a loyal gf who's fucked alot of dudes before mea bit of strained backpeddle.
>>220540284this sequence was pixar flexing how much they could show emotion on shreks face and i love it
>>220540283>>I want a loyal gf who's fucked alot of dudes before meyes exactly
>>220531395>>220531420>>220531449>>220531503>>220531542These are bots btw
Can you do the boulder scene?
Shrek movies are funny, but they aren't the only DreamWorks movies which are funny
LIVE AND LET DIIIEEEE
when will be finally admit that shrek is garbage
>>220540391The boulder scene pls
>>220540352now this is alpha cuck therereal chadcold
>>220540405yephe croaked
>>220531243Does Robbin Williams impersonating Rodney Dangerfield as the Genie in Aladdin imply Rodney Dangerfield exists in Aladdin?
>>220540352Based.
>>220540503aladdin is post-apoc distant future because of 1 joke in a video gameignore evidence to the contrary
You have no idea how groundbreaking that first movie was in 2001
>>220540570Post boulder scene dog
>>220540590Which one?
>>220540622"That's a nice boulder I like that boulder"That one
>>220540570it was so good.i was 10 and remember thinking "'ugh one of these movies" when shrek tells them it's time to run away at the start. expecting a poor aping of looney tunes 4th wall breaks. nope just a really good self-aware movie lampooning fairy tales
I like Shark Tale
>>220531212I love her music
>>220540667Boulder scene sir
>>220540667Post the Baby Got Back record scene
>>220530619it's actually in the last place you searched, but you missed it
>>220540696Do this after the boulder scene
was that weird ant movie dreamworks too? I remember it being good
>>220540726Antz? Yes. It's their first animation movie
>>220540752I always thought it was interesting how bugs life and antz came out almost at the same time
>>220540644>really good self-aware movie lampooning fairy talesit's a children aimed tech demo (of it's time) with twisted morals and racemixing propaganda
>>220540767AHHH FUCK YOU MEL GIBSON
>>220540779ogre is a species not a race
>>220540767>Antz: october 2, 1998>Bug's Life: november 25, 1998Antz was originally meant for march 1999, but they decided to hurry up in the last months of production so it'd come out first
>>220540795it's a green painted nigger, just like with blue painted niggers in cameron's avatar. shrek movie also says it's against prejudice based on appearance while demonizing manlet at the same time.
>>220540667
What did Miguel mean by that?
all 2 is is pop culture references, it's lowest form of comedy right below fart jokes
>>220541054Nah, it has jokes
>>220540644>lampooning fairy talesWhy the fuck would anyone need to do that?! Fairytales are mostly beautiful well thought stories that celebrate heroism and entertain children while teaching them good morals. Only a retard or a jew would see something evil in that and felt the need for perversion and own monetary profit. Shrek is an anti-culture poison.
>>220541086a far cry compared to the first film
>>220541045It's not always 'he fucked her'. He also could say that Tulio has a small toolio. Or has an erectile dysfunction. Or that he prefers men.
>"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?">"Well, technically, you're not a king"This was Farquaad's idea of a perfect kingdom
>>220541264you think he's compensating for something?
Here's a very positive 2001 review of the first moviehttps://www.nitrateonline.com/2001/rshrek.html
>>220541372and here's a very negative 2003 review of the Sinbad moviehttps://www.nitrateonline.com/2003/rsinbad.html
