>Cannes: Oscar-winning writer/director Arthur Harari (Anatomy of of a Fall) introduces us to his mind-bending film "The Unknown", starring Niels Schneider as a man who wakes up in Lea Seydoux's body after a bizarre sexual encounter.
>>220531239I want to reach through my screen and unzip her top completely. It is unfair that I can't do this. Fuck my shitty chud life.
what would you do if you traded bodies with Lea Seydoux?
>>220531382Breast milk factory.
>>220531382Empty her bank account and buy 4chan from HiroThen post my nudes on here with an admin capcode like every day
the director said that he adapted the screenplay with Lea Seydoux in mind for the role. I wonder if he read this interview and got the idea of a man living in her body
>>220531239She walled too??? You said this would never happen, /tv/!!!!
>>220531568she looks great
>>220531568She already defeated the wall since she's 40 years oldAnything after that is bonus round
>>220531382why do the french like women with bitchy faces (no offense)she looks like she would tell you to fuck off if you don't have a wine bottle from the 1800s and a bugatti
>>220531609sounds pretty hot to me
>>220531609
it's cool that she's getting a bunch of leading roles lately instead of appearing in Wes Anderson movies for 30 seconds
>>220531609she just doesn’t like to smile because she has goofy teeth
fuuuuuuuck I absolutely NEED to take a shit on her chest
she's pretty based
>>220531845she knows that guy is gonna jerk off to that thing right?
>>220531887what about the signature makes him do it if he hadn't already?
>>220531964the intimacyshe touched the picture, she signed it, in a way, she's legitimizing the act, she's giving consent and becoming a willing participant
>>220532001yeah i suppose that's true. if i found a banana peel she had i'd probably jerk off to it
>>220531239>ctril+F "AGP"
>>220532093i feel attacked!
>>220531239French women OWE me sex.
>>220531609the french desire snobby aristocratic women
>>220532872big if true
>>220532910specifically hot french lesbians.
>>220531239>My grandfather Jérôme has never felt the slightest interest in my career. [My family] have never lifted a finger to help me. Nor have I asked for anything, everand yet...>The Seydoux family is widely known in France and influential in the movie industry. Her grandfather, Jérôme Seydoux, is the chairman of Pathé; her granduncle, Nicolas Seydoux, is the chairman of Gaumont Film Company her other granduncle, Michel Seydoux, also a cinema producer, is the chairman of the Lille-based football club Lille OSC; and her father is the founder and CEO of the French wireless company ParrotBut sure, they did not help her at all. She did all by herself
>>220532831Diary of a chamber maid had so many scenes where I offloaded hard to her.
>>220531239>degeneracy: >:(>degeneracy, french: :O
>>220533010it's not like she immediately got huge roles. most of her early roles were because she was pretty and had nice tiddies. who doesn't like seeing pretty women in movies?
>>220531554unfathomably based
>>220531382there has to be a scene where the guy is just looking at his new nude body in the mirror or else it's completely unrealistic
>>220531239There's like a million manga/anime/hentai with this plot
>>220533984evil bitch
>>220533972i prefer real people with the plotline than cartoons
>>220534104got her ass
>>220531845Childhood is lusting after AdeleAdulthood is realizing that Lea was always the best girl
>>220534152adele had a great body but always came off like a dopey mouth breather to me. she was based for wearing a shirt with Lea's face on it to Cannes though
>>220531382Kill myself
>>220533904>who doesn't like seeing pretty women in movies?Woke moralists
>>220531239There's too much annoying transexualism in real life now for people to really want to see gender swap stuff on screen.
Lea Seydoux said this was the hardest role she's even played because she had to act like a man, even though she's said that's how she acts while fucking
>>220531382Hold a poll to remake one of Xev's videos and post it free
she would be much more successful if she looked like this
>>220534391who is Xev
>>220534391BASED
>>220534405Forma de Lily Lou
holy fuck i hope she filmed it during this time
>>220534405Breast implants and gym membership status?
>>220534521dummy
>>220534571>>220534469some anon saw her in person during this premiere and i'm still jealous to this day. he said she seemed really nervous
was The Beast any good?
>>220534571She kinda looks like Handsome Squidward to me
>>220534626it's just cheekbones
lea FUCKING seydoux DID THIS???
>>220534606I'm beginning to like blonde women a lot more for some reason.
>>220531239Troonbait
>>220534936i remember her being so memorable in Inglorious Bastards even though she didn't have one line. just her face made me look her up and then i saw her get kicked out of a window in Mission Impossible
>>220531239horrific
>>220534957
>>220535083this feels wrong to me. she's too beautiful to fall from a building.
>>220531568Walled?!?? Are you a blind homosexual??
>>220534120Imagine spooning that in bed....
>>220535083He was probably thinking>damn i wish i could get hard rn
>>220535225i'd die happy. she probably smells like cigarettes and sunflowers
>>220531239hard to tell if she got bogged due to her facial fat
>>220535520thats my mom
>>220535493it's obvious she didn't do a damn thing to her face and she's just aging naturally
I wish Kojima would stop fucking around and make a Death Stranding movie while the actors can still pull it off.I know they're making one, but it's not the story from the game.Such a fucking waste not to turn that into a proper movie.
>>220531239has she done anything worth watching other than Death Stranding?
>>220531609Actually they prefer if you're a brown skin, undetermined origin, with dreadlocks, urine and dirt smell, a criminal record and living on welfare and small drug dealing.
>>220531561Does this bitch realize that half of all gays receive?
>>220535670i think she wants to peg straight men, anon
Who do you prefer, Eva Green or Lea Seydoux?
I LOIK LEWK WHEWS TALKIN WITH THA BEH BEH
>>220535858they're both hot but i prefer lea. it's crazy how they both are known to be shy in real life but go nude constantly
>>220535876Is Lea shy too?
>>220535897idk but she always came off that way to me and some anon saw her on a red carpet where she looked shy.
>>220535534
>>220536238
>>220531680look at that smug aura
>>220531609I don't get bitchy vibes form her actually I get the impression she's quite nice
>>220536238>)>>220536171strange way to look at it
>>220535876>shy
>>220535083why didn't Paula Patton become a bigger star?
>>220536283
>>220536171
>>220536470...more
>>220536470>pathetic
>>220536470
>>220536544
>>220531964I love this type of liminal art. I also like how here the photo is casual and not sensual/erotic, but sexy in its own way.
>>220536678She has really small eyes
>>220536881shes just squinting
>>220536171>>220536238>>220536504izzat +100
Does Lea Seydoux just live in Cannes?Seriously, I swear every edition of the festival has at least one (probably 2 or 3) film starring her in competition
>>2205377642026>Gentle Monster>The Unknown2025>Silent Friend (presented at Cannes, premiered in Venice though)2024>The Second Act2023>The Beast (premiered at Venice, not Cannes)2022>One Fine Morning>Crimes of the Future2021>The French Dispatch>Deception>The Story of My Wife>France2020> -nothing- (covid cancelled the festival - The French Dispatch would have premiered here though)2019>Oh Mercy!So of the last 8 editions (including this year), 2020, 2023 and 2025 are the only years she hasn't had a film premiere at Cannes. And 2 of those years she had a Venice premiere instead. The other year had everything shut down because of covid and she would have been present otherwise. Several of those years, including this year, she's had multiple films in comp.I kind of wonder what her endgame is
>>220531239>I'M FUCKING ACTING
>>220531239lea seydoux is what marion cotillard should've been, were it not for her disappointing tits
>>220538053me on the toilet after eating a bunch of cheese
>>220535557You can't make a two hour movie from a 30+ hour game, which is focused on player interaction and long slow reflection on the world around you being part of the experience, and have it be any good. Good things are not just "take the bare bones, superficial high points and slap them on the screen". That does not lead to success. If you were honest with yourself, you'd admit that movies are a shit media for conveying art since you have to cut out everything to fit in the confines of their antiquated box which panders to the dumbest, most disinterested audience
>>220536991FUCK
>>220539202>/v/tard manchild calling films a shit artform Kys redditor
kill the rich
>>220540248Rude
>>220540642fuck the rich
How many gay faggot bullshit movies have some variation of this premise? This seems like 50th fucking piece of shit with this WHAT IF THE ROLES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN WERE REVERSED HURRRRRR HURRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Even Sasha filthy evil kike Cohen is doing one of these gay faggot kike abortion movies for gayflix. Just utter fucking garbage.
>>220540924do you feel better?
>>220536632she has multiple movies with guys playing with her feet of her putting them on their faces. why?
>>220540924lol
>>220536470GOD PLEASE
it's funny that the anon yapping about bbc in here seemed to have gotten permabanned
>>220535540botox is likely, maybe some lip fillers
>>220540248It's easy to hate the rich, are you brave enough to hate the poor?
>>220541126i worked with a girl that kinda looked like her but she'd pick her nose while talking to you without any shame
>>220541093Do I feel better about what? This gay faggot kike bullshit that is completely unoriginal and uninteresting, even for the filthy talentless kikes who wrote the 50th version of this trite horseshit this year?I actually feel nothing about it. I guess vaguely sad that it's a statement about the complete collapse of cinema, art and creativity in the western world while displaying only nepotism and kikery succeeds in society. Like a bunch of niggers milling around a shitty neighbor displays jews getting wealthy off the destruction. But I'm completely indifferent to it. Repulsive jewish shit like this abortion is just what modern society tries to force on you but fortunately it's repulsive so meh... here we are. With this gay faggot shill thread and my indifference to it all. Maybe hire actresses you don't look like they just stuck their finger into an electric socket. But I realize it's tougher to find women to be able to sexually exploit with your mangled jew dicks, so you're stuck with dysgenic retards. Times are tough, nigger kike.
>>220541302kek take a look at this schizo. didn't read.
>>220541364Like anyone cares what you think, filthy kike pushing this unbelievably unoriginal horse shit in this gay shill thread. Have fun on your way back to tidder, nigger jew.
I feel like such an untermensch when looking at Lea. Is she of royal blood or something?
>>220541411keep seething, faggot
>>220532093I look like this and do this while I crossdress
>>220541422You're the one desperately trying to push a plate of feces in this form of this gay kike shill thread. I'm just amused the jewish faggotry of it. Have fun burning in hell with everyone you love, cut dick nigger.
>>220540924>>220541302BASED. AMEN!
>>220541415her family is rich as fuck and she started as a model so i guess that's normal to feel that way
>>220531349>Why Can't I Have That>>220541445>Why Can't I Be ThatDuality of something
>>220531239English language remake starring AGP queen Margot when?
i remember some anon posting spoilers of the original story this is based on. seemed more like a psychological story about navigating as the opposite sex
>>220534624i didn't get it but she looked amazing in it
>>220537953>>The French Dispatchshe goes full frontal in this one, though it's in one of the black & white sequences.
>>220541601I worship Margot daily
>>220542061Wes was a huge autist about it and didn’t even tell her she was going to be fully nude until she showed up to set. She went into detail about it in an interview while praising his work but it seemed like she was kind of annoyed about that
>>220531382Immediately have sex with her-in-my-body.
>>220536320Geez, that guy is terrible at taking shirts off.
>>220542061>>220542805Obviously speculation but I find it hard to believe that one could read that scene in the script and it not be incredibly obvious that it required nudity.Likewise, I find it really hard to believe that a director would schedule a nude scene in a film and not tell the actress.And thirdly, she could have easily refused with zero repercussions (I get she was okay with it, more this is why it's such a terrible idea not to talk about it in advance and preferably get it in writing).
>>220542922She probably had zero context because she barely had any lines in either of his movies. She obviously had no problem doing it but could have been annoyed by how he went about it. She said he showed her an animation of how she needed to move and refused to be on set when it was filmed. Scarlett Johansson said the same thing about Asteroid City and decided to get a body double instead
>>220542968Wow. Wes is a fucking idiot.I quite liked The French Dispatch too
>>220542968>Scarlett Johansson ... decided to get a body double insteadI've never been more sad and angry at the same time.
>>220531382Go straight to the hood.
>>220531554Holy based
>>220543318And do what? Rob people?
She’s at Cannes right now for two movies
AGPkino let's goooo
>>220536468RACISM!
>>220535083She was like the Boba Fett of this movie. Intimidating without many lines but you know they’re dangerous
I LOVE LEA AND FRENCH WOMEN
>>220544389
>>220531239>Anatomy of a FallBased. Will Lea finally get nominated for something?
>>220544389I don't remember posting this, but this is clearly mine.
>>220536678NEED french gf
Black hair and blue eyes is the French phenotype.
>>220546704webm related
>>220531239>man in a womans bodyThe Hot Chick has already been done
>>220546815is this alice?
>>220548210I don’t think so
>>220541109she knows
>>220534469when the fuck her tits that huge
she's again like a fine wine
>>220550705that was at the dune 2 premiere. i think she was pregnant
she reminds me of Liv. pure sex and also an incredible actress.
>>220550705So i can have a nice pillow.
>>220534571MWAHAAAAA THE FRENCH
But.... I'm afraid she has a gap in her teeth.
>>220551394thats the cherry on top
>>220551394i love it when women have that gap. i forget what it's called
>>220531554Based. But I would also make sure to film myself having sex with black men and sell the videos on my OF.
>>220551394and thats a good thing
What's her best movie? The Beast was kino but I honestly think The Lobster could be the best. She is mean as hell in that one
>>220533904>who doesn't like seeing pretty women in movies?Liberals/feminists/wokeists/communists/Marxists/whatever you want to call them. The kind of people who think the male gaze is oppressive because any sort of social pressure on a woman is a violation of her free will.
>>220531239>(Anatomy of of a Fall)Bruh i watched that movie i was wishing the woman would go to jail she was a complete piece of shit to the point she cheated on her husband who sacrified everything for her but it was ok to do so because he wasn't good enough for her he even kills himself because of all this and she didndt give a shitPeople actually liked the movie?
>>220552446I think I've only seen her in the Bond films. Didn't like the latest one, but she was good in Spectre I think it was. She was so dreamy in it
>>220552747i never saw those bond movies but i might watch just for her. is she the only person that's been in mission impossible and bond movies?
>>220541109she's based, that's why
bump
>>220554297She looks pretty warm.
>>220554297so did she just cut her hair short for that one movie in this era?
>>220554369yes
>>220531554Dangerously based
>>220531382>>220531239>>220531680I'm not a faggot. I'd rather wake up with Lea next to me for sweaty nepo baby sex in French (the French are absolutely filthy in bed).
>>220531680smug bitch
>>220531382trade back
>>220554833you just hate women
>>220534571Any more of this?
>>220533642They've been doing it for 500 years and they're starting to get pretty good at it.
Fresh from Cannes. Mommy Lea is a Goddess
why the fuck didn't Nolan cast her in The Odyssey? she'd be perfect as a siren or anything
>>220555804Right? A siren, a female sailor, my wife, anything.
>>220551851F
>>220531554kino
>>220556718she's still alive. tattoos might suck but the titties look amazing
>>220556894You mustn't have seen her recently, she looks fucked up and bloated
>>220556939her lips only looked fucked up but her body is great
>>220535858Eva's got Crazy Bitch, Ice Queen and Goth Vamp energy. Lea's got Ice Queen and Cute energy. Eva wins.
