>SOBRIETY IS AWESOME>YEAH BUDDY
it's so fucking boring. jealous of moderationbros.
I'm drunk right now
>>220531439>man kicks a habit that was gonna send him to an early grave>local fa/tv/irgin mocks him for itAt least Steve-O got laid once or twice, maybe even with a woman
>>220531457It sucks. I can never have just two beers. If I do decide to drink, I always grab two tall boys because I can't control myself.
>>220531511I hate the sobrietyfags that have to blast it out there like they're special for not being total retards anymore.
>>220531439he peaked with demise and risehttps://youtu.be/i1ulzP2XUOg
>>220531522He just replaced one habit with another
>>220531517want to learn a neat trick?when you have two in your hands and you are about to buy them? Just put 1 back. big trick!or, buy both, and give one to a friend. if they drink it, you now only have 1! neat trick number 2!
>>220531511People mock steveo because hes become insufferable not because hes sober. Hes like a super douchey low iq LA podcaster liberal. He would honestly fit in with The View.
>>220531655then you "forgot something" at the store after drinking the one, so you leave your friend behind then buy a sixer and drink two on the way back and sneak the rest. after your friend leaves, you head back to the gas station for a sixer of 9.9 ABV bearclawsoys and a pizza and sun chips and donuts and consume all of that while trying to watch a movie or play a video game like dark souls. how on earth did i not use doordash back then.
>>220531669Why would I listen to the le puke man that pierced his own ass or his fucking podcast? Maybe you're the Low IQ idiot in this situation
>>220531439>grew up talking in his throat>not once did his parents try to correct thisWhat a neglected child KEK
I've been sober for 7 years and still dream sometimes that I'm drinking or smoking a cigarette and I wake up confused wondering if I was really doing it
>>220531769Shut up faggot I wasn't telling you to listen to his podcast I was simply explaining that hes insufferable in his modern form
>>220531788HIs folks wanted him to sound like a duck.*QUACK*
>>220531439He should've just gone out in a drug-fueled blaze of glory. Now everyone's only going to remember him as an absolute raging faggot.
>>220531457It’s weird because I’m a total moderationbro when it comes to everything except nicotine so I think I should stay away from coke
>>220531511he's probably had gross man penis slap him in the face on multiple occasions as well, and done every drug under the sun. not putting this guy on a pedestal
>>220531859>He should've just gone out in a drug-fueled blaze of gloryWhy? It’s not like he was Kurt Cobain or Jimi Hendrix. He just put his penis in a mouse trap
>>220531517Switch to weed. Its less damaging to your overall health and a burnout episode wont be nearly as humiliating or career destroying.If you must consume a substance to get through life, pick a mild one.
>>220532061>Trading man's oldest friend for goynip
>>220531439He's just trolling. Look at that smug fuck. After that photo shoot he went home and got bombed
>>220531997coke gets miserable so quickly. i get it, but the comedown is like the most depleted/depressed state of being, and it lasts way longer.also fuck parties, when i snort a line i want to go and read books.
>>220531716>goodness I'm thirsty!
>>220532061>just give yourself mental illness and panic attacks bro
Steve0 is one bad day away from overdosing on a relapse. This man will not stay sober. If I knew how to make crypto I would call it "steve0d"
>>220532117That’s literally how I was when I quit nicotine for a few days. I’ll feel completely out of it and not want to do anything and get this weird itching feeling in my brain
>>220531716WHAT A LIFE
>>220532140If you get panic attacks it means you're a bitch. Bitches should definately avoid alcohol because drinking lowers inhibitions, means you might act tough and get your shit pushed in.
>it's another "alcoholic losers get assmad" thread
>>220531511He should also get a real job and fuck off if he wants to be so normal, no one cares about sober Steve-O.
>>220531439The important thing is his Jackass and podcast are dead and no one is buying his merch. His career is over.
>>220531439Guy seems insufferable sober as well.
>>220533690>it's another "retard sobertard can't read the room" post
>>220531439>>220531457I used to be homeless and hustled for crack cocaine every day. I ALWAYS found money to get my fix without debasing myself.But that was a few years ago, I got sober and don't really do much of anything. I drink maybe once a month and it's not a lot because it doesn't take a lot.Every once in a very long while I will imbibe in some crack cocaine. The first few hits remind me why I was addicted to it, then I realize I won't feel that way for any of the consecutive hits afterwards and just stop smoking it. I do this about once or twice a year.
>>220534371>an alcoholic telling other people they can't read the roomLolLMAO even
>>220534420>sobertard continues to ride his gay little high horseeverytime
>>220531439It fucking sucks>b-but you can think clearly!Wow I can see how fucking shit everything is in HD!
>>220532061This is the only thing that worked for me. I switched out alcohol and opiates for weed and it allows me to maintain a relatively normal life without being miserable
Really struggling today bros. I've made it a week without drinking but it's saturday and its so fucking boring and I just want to get sloshed in front of the computer watching funny videos, listening to music and playing vidya.
Reminder that he sobered up because his incredibly wealthy father gave him an ultimatum that he would cut him out of the inheritance if he kept fucking around and shaming them.
I like to drink a lot but I don't feel like I have to, last time I had anything was like 2 weeks ago and next time probably won't be for a week and I don't mind waiting because it'll be funner to get drunk with pals instead of by myself tomorrowLow impulse control is a sad sad thing
I love how this make alcoholics seethe like crazy, it's peak crab bucket mentality >NOOO HE MANAGED TO AVOID THE GOYSLOP HE'S BAD, HE'S NOT ACTUALLY HAPPIER!!Keep telling yourself that buddy
>>220534392That is impressive moderation
this thread is depressing. is nobody happy sober?>>220535594kind of closing the barn door after the horses have left isn't it?
>fucking kids is le whacky dude!!!
>>220535907I've never consumed alcohol in my life and I'm quite happy with that.
>>220535934goooood for yoooooouuuuu
>>220535934same
Steve-O's dad was on the board at pepsi-co
>>220531439> I used to do drugs.. hehe> mmhh drugs> GIVE ME ALL YOUR DRUGS MR FRODO I WANT TO USE TO SNORT TO EXPERIENCE OFF THE FLOOR ON THE TRANNY'S COCK OFF OF SOME HOOKERS ASS AAARHHH I DON'T CARE I AM DRUUUUUGSSSS!!> I mean that's what I would have said if I wasn't sober
>>220531439Sobriety is better. Getting fucked up is a hedonistic waste of time like jerking off to porn or playing video games for 12 hours a day. You would be much happier if you used your time working a productive job, getting fit and trying to meet people.
>>220537482>You would be much happier if you used your time working a productive jobNice try Schlomo
>>220537622I'm a right-wing Marxist, a Republican and a Christian. I want criminals and anarchists and layabouts thrown in prison, and for a democratically elected King to guarantee you an upper middle class lifestyle, a wife and five children in return for you working 50 hours a week on a farm or an oil rig.
This guy needs an intervention where his friends tie him down and pour booze down his throat through a funnel
>>220537426i've never done nitrous like that before, just one time at the orthodontist and i basically blacked out so i don't even remember what it felt like. am i missing out bros?
>>220537871>I'm a [Mental Illness], a [Mental Illness] and a [Mental Illness].ok buddy
>>220531517Two Tall Boys is a small amount for one person, I'd say?
>>220538419You're gay
>>220531468Sucks I can’t get drunk>t. Alcoholic with cirrhosis
>>220534392I'm just having a relaxing smoke of crack
>>220537345The worst part about Steve-O is knowing he was rich before all of this. He went to clown college because he knew he'd never have to get a real job to support himself. Total nepo-baby death.
>>220534392Playing with fire, crackheadanon. I am a psychiatric provider and a lot of my patients are former and current drug users. It's very hard to be a part-time crack user. You're gonna keep it part-time right until the point you can't pay your rent anymore, then you're gonna be a full-time crack smoker living in a tent. I've seen this cycle play out many hundreds of not thousands of times.
>>220531439Zoomers don't drink alcohol
if you need drugs or alcohol to enjoy life, just end yourselffucking freaks
>>220539687Who said anything about enjoying life? Alchies know full well it makes life 100x harder and they do it anyway. You sound like a faggot who needs an easy ride
After nearly having a sudden heart attack while driving down the freeway, I'm choosing sobriety for now. I was sober too, but after 8 years of drinking heavily every night, the ticker said "how's about this, fuckface?"
Alcohol ain’t Christian, trad, or conservative. You need to pick up a bat, a ball, and a glove and play some damn baseball instead.
>You shouldn't expect to get a big paycheck from this multi million franchise, you should use the opportunity never mind we hired you for the last movie.>Also buy my anal beads.His biggest addiction is being an attention seeking, sellout whore, and he never got over it.
>>220534504The drunkards cope.
Seething and coping online over a guy who overcame his addictions as a drunktard of all addicts would be genuine grounds to kill myself, ngl.
>>220540994Steve O sucks as a dude. Nothing wrong with mocking dorks.
>>220538449It literally is. I need 3 regular beers to even feel drunk. Two tall boys is the perfect amount for a work night
>>220531522Pieces of shit make it their life story and greatest achievement to finally to be part of the 99%
>>220531511He's not an entertaining person now that he left behind the behavior that made him famous. Just a cultural relic fit to be mocked. Also, all Californians deserve to be bullied.
>>220531439He just found a new addiction: Sobriety.
You now read all the posts in this thread with his throat cancer patient voice
>>220539620His dad was rich, but wasn't giving him money after he dropped out of college. Yeah, he had a cushy safety net if he ever wanted to get clean but calling him rich is dumb. Dude was sleeping on couches and doing circus tricks in bars so people would buy him drinks.
>>220541129Whose voice is worse? His or RFK?
I remember him telling a story about him living in Hollywood and he terrorized his one neighbor for years when he was an addict. After he got sober he tried to reach out to the neighbor and apologize but the guy wants nothing to do with him. Imagine being such a doped up retard that someone doesnt even want an apology just out of their lives completely.
