>Well, you see Mr. Bond, burying myself in 300 pounds of shit is part of my master plan.
>>220531817Name one movie this happened in.
>>220531817Does plastic surgery require having a mud bath?
>>220531817Blofeld is not a pajeet, you disgusting pajeet.
>>220531865It's crucial to his plan.
>>220531844Diamonds are Forever
>>220531817>>220531947This didn't happen. You're doing that memory thing to me.
>>220531817
>Mr. Bond I will now give you a lobotomy and you won't be able to recognize people's faces!>By all appearances the surgery actually happens>Bond is fineWhat the fuck was up with that in Specter?
>hello, james. what took you so long? poopoo
>>220531881Stupid zoomer
>>220532077>just randomly has a beardfuck it i guess
>>220532115They get away with it by having Blofeld say "If the needle hits the right spot" before informing Bond what would happen.Does that make the scene any better? No.
>>220532016He needs to be encased in shit or else he'll die.
>>220532077Pleasance is so kino
>>220532580Blofeld was a jeet?
>>220532372that's a non canon eon movie Still better than craig trash though
>>220531817That's how Dr No is killed in the book.
>>220531817fyi The Spy Who Loved Me is about Ghislaine Maxwell's dad and she was the one in charge of Epstein Island and Israeli Blackmail not Jeffrey
>>220532077Telly was the GOAT
>>220532803He was a villain actually.
>>220531817Homer.
>>220532132
>>220533481>It was all me, Grimes
>>220532939her dad was a big guy in mossad, got a state funeral and everything
>>220531817>Tiffany, my dear. We're showing a bit more cheek than usual, aren't we? Take her below and lock her up with Mr. Bond. What a pity, such nice cheeks too. If only they were brains.
>>220531817DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER SHOUKLD BE DELETED FORM THE UNIVERSE
diamonds are forever is an insane fever dream of a movie in general. austin powers is only slightly more silly
>It was me James, Arthur Ilya RepinWtf i thought his names was Blofeld
I love DAF, it's the Connery entry I rewatch the most
