Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
>>220533279One of the best "DUDE WE GOTTA GET LAID!" movies from the 80s, Cruise is really good in it and the Tangerine Dream soundtrack is perfect.
>>220533279Any webm requests?
>are you ready for me ralph this movie shaped my dirty talk fetish
>>220533391Does this movie have a coat-hanger abortion in it? Or am I thinking of Dirty Dancing?
>>220533279Ferris Bueller is a better version
Cocktail is better
>>220533720>Does this movie have a coat-hanger abortion in it?Nope
>>220533733Did they rip off Risky Business?
>>220533720No and neither does Dirty Dancing
Clear case of movie that would've become totally forgotten if it weren't for the soundtrack
>>220533279The alternate (original) ending is better. Also it's a film with a unique dreamlike feel
>>220534004I think Dirty Dancing 2 does it.t. vague memories of an old Spoony review
>>220533460bump
>>220534239I am pretty sure the sex stuff did all the heavy lifting
>>220533279So she was scamming him the entire time right?
>>220534248I just saw the alternate ending in youtube and I agree. When I watched the ending of them in the park it felt too forced when the restaurant scene before it had a decent exit ramp. I wouldn't even mind if the ending was Joel asking her if she was in on the scheme from Joe Pants and she neither confirms nor denies it
>>220534437I felt as such
>>220534239Naw, I watched for the babe. DeMornay was so hot.
>>220535117I watched this movie for the first time recently and felt she looked way too familiar but wasn't sure since the movie would be way before I was born. Look her up and see her credit in Hand That Rocks The Cradle and it then hit me she was the hottie in that movie I watched as a kid on TV
>>220533279Sorry, but this is incredibly forgettable. Being born in the early 1990s you saw the sliding to Bob Seger over and over through the years.But its a pretty boring movie."""Kid""" busts up his dad's prized car.Has the house to himself in the meantime.Meets a hooker who says if you let me and my friends use your house as a brothel, we'll give you a cut to fix dad's car.House party every weekend until the car is fix.Nothing happens.Guy wants to date the hooker.Sorry kid.Fix car.Parents come home.The end.There isn't any memorable scene from the movie other than THAT scene to Bob Seger.You want a more memorable Tom Cruise movie? Put on Top Gun or A Few Good Men.
>>220535274Did he even have enough money to get the car fixed in the end? Joe Pants took it all awayAlso they never show him bringing back the car back to the house IIRC
>>220533279Needs a gender swapped remake starting Ever Anderson as Tom CruiseThey're basically twins
>>220535385You know the tranny gigolo gonna be white and main gigolo gonna be black in the remake
>>220535385As Anderson's a deal more butch than that effeminate little tosser Cruise I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>220533279Total heap of wank.
>>220533279Can’t watch this movie without thinking about the actress playing a mom in John from Cincinnati where she tried to suck her sons winkie
>>220535500>mom in John from Cincinnati where she tried to suck her sons winkiewhat even was the context in that?
>>220534239nope. tom cruise dancing in his underwear is an iconic scene
>>220535385I...STILL...FUNCTION
>>220535274>incredibly forgettable>recites the entire plot from memory
>>220535541As "iconic" and "shit" are all but completely synonymous I'm disposed to agree.
>>220535593it's irrelevant what you think about it, we're talking about what people remember the movie for and people objectively do remember the movie for that scene
>>220535640>it's irrelevant what you think about itHence the gusty pissing and whining.
>>220535658huh?
>>220535585kek. that plot sounds interesting but it also sounds more like a tv show episode
>>220533279ray ban was almost forced put their logo on their glasses after this move