What’s one thing his Spider-Man does better than the rest
>>220534909im not gay but i want to kiss tom holland so fucking bad
I would say "get ass fucked" but tobey did that better too
Literally nothing. He is the worst Spider-Man, and his attempt at sounding like a naive young New Yorker is fucking terrible. God help me.
retains twinkitude
Represent twinks
>>220534938One job, Tom.
>>220534963>>220534954He's not even a proper twink. He's just short. Andrew Garfield is not only a better twink, but a better Spider-Man, and that's saying a lot because Andrew Garfield also sucked as Spider-Man.
>>220534909>capeshitkys
he looks like an actual teenager.it'll get weird soon, but fuck knows why they're still making these.
>>220534909He's the most balanced Spider-Man. Tobey is the best Peter Parker. Andrew is the best Spider-Man. Tom is the mid point, but that's what defines his performance. Mid.
>>220534909makes people think "yeah maybe Garfield wasn't *that* bad after all"?
>>220534977>Andrew Garfield also sucked as Spider-Man.Did he? I thought his first one was good.
>>220534909Had the hottest Aunt May
>>220534909>see Tom Holland's gormless face>you just know use of the word "twink" is about to shoot through the roof
>>220534992Don't mistake the visuals for his acting being good. TASM had the best CG since Raimi's movies.
>>220534909He gets girls and fags hyped up.
>>220534992I've no hesitation lodging my vote for Tobey Maguire as the best Spider-Man but although he wasn't as good I thought Andrew Garfield's *transparent* love for the role gave him a boost.
>>220534980spider-man doesn't have a cape tho
>>220534983>Tobey is the best Peter Parker.nobody could chase the bus like him. as a child seeing him do that I wanted a crack to open in the earth and swallow me
>>220534972https://youtu.be/Il8_1JopjNA?si=EOGNieSL9AXYXV-qThis makes me wonder, did MCU Peter ever interact with Hank?
>>220535002>girlsNot that many. Younger women are the only ones into twinks like this and his style of twink has been replaced by K-Pop twinks in popularity.
>>220534982>soon nigga he's 30it was already weird by his second moviethis ain't the 90s where you can hide a grown-ass man's forehead creases with makeup and TV definition cameras
>>220535035but you can do it with post-production filters now
>>220534909He sucks dick better than any other Spider-man, that's for sure.
>>220535045it's too late now, they gotta put fake hairlines and shit on these motherfucking uncs now too, and that still looks like shit
>>220535045He looks his age, dude. Being 5'5 doesn't change that.
>>220535061No way. Tobey got a lot of practice having to blow Leo whenever he didn't want to take a girl home at the end of the night.
>>220535072this old ass nigga is wearing a goddamn hairpiece and they're still trying to pass him off as being like 19
>>220535072He's aging so hard. I guess his drinking problem was legit. Tobey looked 5 years younger than that at the same age, and Tobey is notoriously straight laced and vegan.
>>220534980Hating popular things is an annoying personality type.
>>220534977for some reason I don't pretend to understand I heard your post in Lenny's voice. as you were
>>220535089>Tobey>having to blow LeoYou really think?
>>220535156tell me with a straight face if you were DiCaprio you wouldn't want that blowing you, anon
>>220535156Yes. He even makes him dress like him.
>>220534909Swirling
>>220535185most zesty walk since niggers invented the cripwalk
>>220535185Nothing wrong with bro matching
>>220534909look like a pushover dweeb who would be friendzoned
>>220534926Same
>>220535095He's just British.
>>220534992I didn't hate him but he also doesn't really do much to stand out, he's alright I guess
>>220534909aunt may casting
>>220535035Leo casually played a real-life 17-year-old on the big screen for Catch Me If You Can.we all lived.
>>220535911it was believable
>>220534993>>220535867As someone who hasn't seen the films was there a hot, worthwhile incest vibe?
>>220536254i think in the first movie, a bit
>>220535212She's way hotter than zendaya, don't get me wrong non white redhead mj will forever be wrong but at least cast a hot mutt jesus.
>>220534938>PULL OUT, AM I?
>>220536278I think the aunt was more attractive and had better chemistry with Tom than zendaya
>>220534909Gay.
>>220535185when mom dresses both of you lol
>>220534909incredible supporting cast>vulture>mysterio>all the other spidermans and villains
>>220534909Suck cock.
>>220536884>INCREDIBLE supporting castThat's the problem. The supporting cast members carry these movies, and I'm really just talking about RDJ, Michael Keaton, and Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire, and Andrew Garfield. All the younger actors in these movies are fucking terrible.
>>220536937I agree
>>220536671Tbf zendaya is anti-chemistry with anyone except for Pattinson somehow
>>220537368Why does she keep getting high profile roles? Does she know where bodies are burried?
>>220535185I reckon Leo’s the bottom
>>220534926He was 10/10 hot in Lip Sync Battle
>>220534983>Tobey is the best Peter Parker.Not even close.
>>220535072lol he still looks better than most zoomers these days
>>220539247If you were born in 1995-2009, you're a zoomer.
>>2205392761997.1996 is where Millennial ends.
>>220534926Nigga you gay.
he had the hottest aunt. that is all.
>>220534909Being le relatable zoomer as Peter. Andrew was a literal model gigachad, Tobey was a weird guy who was weirdly obsessed with Mary Jane for no reason. Tom felt like a Peter I actually went to school with.
>>220539738>Andrew was a literal model gigachadHe was also a twink.
>>220534909One thing he definitely doesn't do better is having genitals.
>>220535095>>220535185Wait, so he and Leo are vegan?
>>220540633Leo is definitely not a vegan. Why do you think Leo is aging like a fat wine mom compared to Tobey?
>>220535212Wasn't she supposed to become firestar?
>>220534909>AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE THE FRIDGE IS SO HEAVY SAVE ME MILES
>>220536254yes, in the 1st and 3rd movie there are scenes where she walks in his room and he is practically naked except for boxers
>>220540470Sure, but he looks more lanky in your pic which suits spider man. And tom was far more twinky
>>220534941This.>>220535867Also this.
>>220537965She sucks and fucks which is at a premium after #MeToo.
>>220534909He's barely even Spider-Man. More like Iron Boy.
My spidey sense is tingling
