>Mid 2000s angry reviewer"skit" where the thing is so bad they have to run outside to escape>It's always the most depressing thing you've ever seen because they're in Hooter Idaho or Sparta Illinois or some godawful place
>>Hooter Idaho or Sparta IllinoisYou should use an international exampleTHis isnt an american site anymore
>>220535228>2000s angry reviewer does a collab>KoopaTroopaBro1984?!!? What are YOU doing here?>Hard cut to a lower quality laptop webcam with a yellow piss filter>obese faggot in a fedora sitting on his bed in apartment bedroom>long pause before finally shouting “I CAME BACK IN TIME TO STOP YOU FROM WATCHING ELMO IN GROUCHLAND! IF YOU DO THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ENDS!”
>>220535290Soul
>Mid 2000s angry reviewer>"skit" where the thing is so bad they start drinking comically bigger bottles of alcohol
>>220535228>I mean, i-it's too disturbing guys, I can't do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS3efQSUEg4
>Before I get started I know a lot of people have been asking where's the Santa saves Troll Land review" it is coming so be patient (it never comes)
>>220535330>something ridiculous happens in a kids comedy movie>OH IM GONNA NEED THE BIG GUNS FOR THIS ONE
>>220535255Know any exceptionally filthy Indian slums?
>>220535408Do they actually make Jager bottles that big
>>220535228>girlfriend shows up in sketch >never seen again since they break up soon afterwards
>>220535408>HOLY SHIT IVE SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY WHAT THE FUUUUCK IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MY SELF IM SO INZANNY IN TEH MEMBRANIE AAAAAA
>>220535422>”girl”friend is a very manly tranny
>>220535401IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT!
>>220535447Talking about me hmmmmmm?
>>220535228The times Nostalgia Critic would show the outside of his rented space he filmed in was always depressing, it was a shitty office building off a highway that always looked cold and wetEven RLM know not to show the outside of their warehouse
>>220535228>character makes a joke in the movie that I don’t find particularly funny
I got so tired of TITS(todd in the shadows) because he’d loop a stupid lyric of a song like 20 times and every time be like “uhhh what the HELL?”
>>220535410Pakistan
>Even less relevant faggot "interrupts" the review>Original reviewer clicks a remote to turn their video off
>>220535447You just crossed a line. I dont need the Zeo Crystals to take you down. Say your prayers.
>>220535464>a shitty office building off a highway that always looked cold and wetKek this is such a perfect description. And it’s in a strip mall or something
Reminds me of Bob/The Game Overthinker introducing his Game Underthinker character, who is the opposite of the Overthinker in every way. And since Bob is such an intelligent sophisticate, The Game Underthinker is a loud, unintelligent jock. Even when I was a kid watching these videos I could tell it was really embarrassing.
>>220535422>girlfriend starts showing up regularly>channel tanks in quality
>>220535533Yeah, I remember that. I used to believe that it was all a put on to try and appeal to the autismos that watched then I dropped that cynical belief when I found out this is how Bob and others really think
I’m pretty fucking sure Douge gave that fat girl that was always in his videos the Dicke
Kino
>>220535467>reviewer intentionlly misunderstands a basic plot point for the sake of comedy
>>220535643>angry critics have a rivalry because... they are both angry criticsYep.They don't make em like they used to.
>>220535643Kino
>>220535533What was the path to these videos back then?
>>220535705>the pathEveryone itt was on Douge’s sit thatguywiththeglasses and a majority of them, we’d just watch when waiting for a new Nostalgia Critic video
>>220535482100% proven to be Indian. Good morning saar
>>220535705As in how would I stumble upon Game Overthinker videos back in 2008? 1. Youtube was a much smaller pond2. Recommendation feed actually worked as intended and didn't show you videos you already watched like it does now3. I think he was a part of Screwattack for a while? Or maybe thatguywiththeglasses?
>>220535721Fair enough. Even in its infancy I never felt like subscribing to people on Youtube.
>>220535574>girlfriend is a main cast member>she's actually funnier than most of the guys
>>220535228>movie has boobs>review needs to take time to point out how it was "unnecessary" instead of just ignoring it all together if it was unnecessary since he wants to appear to be supportive of women or some lame shitIm sure the nonexistent female fans watching will now want to have sex with you
>>220535728It was more like>go to TGWTG because it’s the official site for his uploads at the time>in between the time where he uploads a new video you’d curiously scroll through the other creators The only one I genuinely would also keep up with besides NC was Cinema Snob because his style of humor is kinda like RLM’s instead of spazzing out over Carebears in Smurf Land or whatever
>>220535754Lots of very gross fat femcels did watch TGWTG content
>>220535417doug is just a very small man
>>220535632she'd be pretty if she lost weight.she speaks way too theatrically, though. hats off to these people for making a spectacle of themselves on the internet, but so many of them are loud theater kid types who need more honest friends.
>>220535228>Film reviewer goes outside for fresh air>its Figueroa Street
>>220535228>Rainbow Brite Halloween Special (75 minutes)>video essay review (120 minutes)
>>220535481I think I watched just about every one of his videos and I don't remember a single opinion he held. I guess you've got to be somewhat retarded to critically analyse commerical pop music.
>>220535481He's a terminal TDS case lol. Trump winning again made him crazy and every video is seething about "shitty white dudes". Trainwreckords is some of my favorite youtube content but the last few have been unwatchable because it's just his racial seething.
>>220535644>>for the sake of comedyusually just their actual shit opinion that they're playing up very slightly, they genuinely don't get it
>>220535228>main actor is 32 years old>his female love interest is 23UMMMM PROBLEMATIC ????
>>220535228Why do americans dislike their small towns and cities so much? I get the political implications of the "flyover" states but why hate Idaho or South Dakota or whatever else? I'm sure the people there live their normal lives without the annoying city slickers.
>>220536177Living in American cities is a certain kind of shitty so in order to feel better about themselves they need to believe others have it worse
>>220536177It’s just having a little fun. Like making racist jokes
>>220536177It's kind of like when someone from Mumbai talks about Kolkata.
>>220535838Tell me about Figueroa Street. Who's the lovely woman in the pic?
>>220536177Rural areas are where culture is created and maintained but American cities were entirely replaced by immigrants so they're now alien populations that hate one another rather than a cultural continuum
>>220535290KINObut my favourite will always be the evil twin showing up to help review the especially terrible movie/show/game
>>220535228>watch a movie >looks like I’ll need a thematically accurate alcoholic drinkHeh heh now I can write it off on my taxes since it was a business expense
>>220535228>This is your fault>YOU ALL are making me review this game>Well fine, but I warned you...
>>220535228How mainstream was Nostalgia Critic/TGWTG?
>>220536345We don't accept casual racism around these parts, professionals only.
>>220536493Remember when he tried to also rip off You know what’s BUUUUUUUULLLSHIIIIIIITTTT by making videos about the most inane shit nobody cares about like some Lucky Charms marshmallow shape being replacedhttps://youtu.be/wVZ_VYgjF8k?si=54iJ9ItFqmpVOV4i
>>220535408This is an ironically a pretty good visual gag though. The fact that it's in immediately recognizable and copywritten liquor brand, despite being a comically oversized prop, makes this joke work 100%.
I guess it makes sense in hindsight that all the early youtubers or pre-youtube video creators were only doing that shit because they wanted to be directors all along, but it was still annoying as fuck back then
>>220536583I fondly remember watching his breakfast rants in 2010 as a 9 year old, both that one and the one on the cinnamon toast crunch guys. It's legitimately one of the reasons I find it enjoyable to rant about bullshit
>>220536603I’m not disagreeing. I kinda miss NC when it wasn’t skit heavy
>>220536177Its usually boring for kids unless youre into outdoor hobbies like fishing and 4wheeling. Teen nerds dont have much to do besides stay in the basement. The town is small enough that everyone knows each other, so youre the weird nerdy kid and if theres no like minded kids or anime obssessed girls in middle school, they likely wont magically appear in high school. Id kill for small and rural at this point.
>>220535705>What was the path to these videos back then?well for me, i was a dweeb so i'd just be posting on random forums all the time. eventually you'd just get linked to some vids by one of these usual suspects. the pool of content creators back then was really shallow so basically anyone who put time into it would become relatively popular for a time. i guess the other thing to mention is that avgn was the de facto king of review videos back then, and he had some exclusivity thing for screwattack and gametrailers? then these other bozos would get affiliated with those websites. so you'd go to watch avgn and then you might end up on vids by people like movieblob. one of the curious things to think about is nostalgia critic. i think i first learned about him when he manifested this "feud" with avgn and they had a crossover.
>Angry review guy is so pissed off he smashes the game cartridgev
https://youtu.be/dIQ2AiN4-cg?si=e1eJeBTV0zw7tOfz>Angry schizo rants from his Silence Of The Lambs basement, goes silent for a decade, and comes back as an 8 year old girlMany such cases.
There's this one angry reviewer I'm trying to remember but you could tell he was obviously autistic as hell because his intro was him singing his own rendition of the Family Guy theme with various other cartoon characters mixed in like from Phineas and Ferb and random Mario characters. And he'd just SCREAM from beginning to end in a 30 minute video he did not ever turn that off. If it helps this was also the same guy who hated Rosalina so much he decided to try and buy every single Rosalina Amiibo so nobody else could have one and spent thousands doing so
>>220536820What in the fuck?
>>220536820Anon what the HELL is this
>>220536875>>220536887The most insightful political commentator of the Obama years, obviously.
>>220535644>>220536059Yeah even as a middleschooler it made me cringe how NC would often complain about plotholes that din't exists becuase he couldn't follow the plot of kids moviesMaybe sometimes he was pretending but some had to be legit stupidity
>>220536177They are really very shitty
>>220536177Americans are obsessed with success and 'making it' so they get very depressed by suboptimal conditions especially if they can't change it.That's why they hate their small towns, less wealthy states, and often also their parents.
>>220538441It's so funny that the "temporarily embarassed millionaire" thing is just 100% true no matter how poor they are
>>220538441saar
>>220536820schizos are so fascinating.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrPfMiMDb7A
>>220536820he hasn't changed the description or videos or anything. name is weird.could just be his daughter or some shit?....hopefully (?)
>>220535228>then they make it big and move to Los Angeles and all their videos become super high-production slop
>>220536177Part of the issue is that American urban planning is pretty unambitious, so you end up with these small cities that mainly exist to be gas stations and Walmart parking lots for people taking the interstate that are just completely soulless. They have no particular history to them and no particularly interesting landmarks or cultural touchstones. The weather in many of these places suck, so its always either overcast or annoyingly windy, to make it even more unpleasant.
Remember when The Nostalgia Critic tried to make improved versions of existing movie scenes etc?
>>220538514This was always such a weird third world cope. Only well to do people support socialism (though now we have a lot of brown “people” who support it for racist reasons)
>>220539571You'll be a billionaire any second now, honey
>>220539709>nonsensical replyYeah good point bro
>>220535482what a self-report
>suggest a bunch of rewrites and plot changes that would 'fix' a movie>only attempts at making their own movie are below B-movie grade shit that flop
