Luke was a pussy for quite a while.
Luke did I ever told you about Yaddle...
Naw cut him some slack
>>220535324Yes that’s his arc.To be fair, the movies never dwell on all of the traumatic things he went through. Bro shrugs all of it off.
>>220535324Under shitty Disney canon did Luke ever get pussy? Did Luke die a virgin? It's not like there were many women his age out in the middle of nowhere on Tatooine. Come to think of it, his sister might be the only woman he ever came close with.
>>220535359We don't know, but the comic writers were forbidden from introducing Mara Jade.
>>220535324>Be Luke>Home is destroyed>Uncle & Aunt are murdered, witness their burning skeletons>lead a rescue operation on the most dangerous military base in the galaxy>Shoot Stormtroopers>Shoot TIE Fighters>Attack most dangerous military base in the galaxy in a tiny starfighter>Shoot more TIE Fighters>Best friend dies to buy you time>Blow up most dangerous military base ever made, killing possibly millions in the processAnd that's just A New Hope. Luke's a badass. Sorry you're too retarded OP to actually pay attention to what happens in the movies.
At what point was he a pussy, exactly?He gets mogged by some sand people at the start, sure.Then he immediately goes on to infiltrate a planet-sized imperial space station to rescue a princess he doesn't even know. Followed by him going on a suicide mission to blow up this space station. This is just in the first film alone.
>>220535484I'll never understand Kathleen Kennedy's hateboner towards Luke
>>220535357>Bro shrugs all of it off.In fact, there is something I like about The Last Jedi, at least one idea. When the ghost of Joda appears and gives Luke one last lesson. The former Jedi Master asks his pupil to stop looking at the horizon and focus on the here and now, and begins to help Rei.RJ used the iconic image of Luke watching the sunset on Tatooine,This scene helps us empathize with Luke and shows us that he wants something more important in the future. We are told that Skywalker always had his mind on the future and its possibilities for adventure, not on the present, which is a valid lesson.
fucking love the frog guy on his back. the way he talks and flaps his little mouth. cracks me up, that fella.
>>220535324Somebody post the gif. I don’t have it.
>>220535809>Luke's a badassSure, that's why he needed his daddy to save the day when he ate shut against the bad guy and even cried and begged him to help.
>>220535887>Then he immediately goes on to infiltrate a planet-sized imperial space station to rescue a princess he doesn't even knowWith help.>Followed by him going on a suicide mission to blow up this space stationWith help that died for him. Luke can't do shit solo like his pop.
>>220537462That bad guy can shoot enough niggawatts out of his fingers to make a camel piss itself
>>220537502Yeah and Vader tanked it.
>>220537533>tanked ithe got lit the fuck up bro
>>220535324Hey, how ya doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear. Tell ya something ya might like to hear.
>>220535900Straight white male who accomplished things under his own power?
>>220535981Yeah that falls apart when in the tatooine scene, Luke’s “present” is the smoldering corpses of the only family he ever knew.
>>220537562Yeah and he still took it and killed Palpatine.
>>220537591>Straight white male who accomplished things under his own power?Anakin?
>>220537562wtf, he was a skeleton under the suit the whole time?
>>220537478What did Anakin do solo, exactly?
>>220537847>Beat Ventress>Kill Dooku.>Beat Maul>Kill shit tons of Jedi
>>220539039>A bunch of faggot clones wars filonislopLol>Killed DookuDooku fucked his ass the first time. The second time he needed an entire armada of clone troopers to help him get to Dooku's ship, he then also needed Obi-Wan to get to the room Dooku was in. On top of that, it was all orchestrated by Palpatine so it would have been even easier to get there and do it than it should have been.I don't know how you can call out Luke for "getting help" blowing up the death star but act like Anakin just strolled onto Dooku's flagship by himself.
>>220539109>Dooku fucked his ass the first time.And his powers doubled the last time.>The second time he needed an entire armada of clone troopers to help him get to Dooku's shipK they didn't fight Dooku and they died.>he then also needed Obi-Wan to get to the room Dooku was inEhhh... Plus, Obi-Wan ate shit and Anakin solo'd Dooku.>I don't know how you can call out Luke for "getting help" blowing up the death star but act like Anakin just strolled onto Dooku's flagship by himself.Because I'm talking about the actual fight. Not the commute to it. Use the brain.
>>220539167His powers doubled and he still got absolutely ass-raped by Obi-Wan shortly after. Meanwhile Luke effortlessly beats the shit out of him in Return, with no help.
>>220535359He never has any romance on screen except kissing Leia. In the expanded universe books he goes on to meet a busty redhead and deposits bulk freighters full of semen into her but Disney hates her for some reason (can't imagine why)
>>220535359He fucked Jawas
>>220535324It's called and ARCH
>>220535324>is a poor boy from bumfuck nowhere>has a short training montage>becomes le most powerful jedi everWho writes these fucking Mary Sue characters?
>>220535324His parents were brutally murdered, cut him some slack.
