What the fuck does this even mean?
>>220536183it just means people like to overcomplicate things when they're simple, like you asking what this means
>>220536183You see Ranjeet, ice is this thing that forms when water gets cold enough to solidify. Ice skaing is a recreational activity involving traversal over ice using special boots with blades on the bottom. It is generally considered difficult to travel over ice uphill and moreso when you are wearing ice skates.
it's like going against the grain (wood terminology, nothing to do with shaving, do your own research).
>>220536183it means your comprehension levels of basic analogy is comparable to ice skating uphill
>>220536216>Ice skaingvery good explainings saaar!
>>220536205But nobody tries to iceskate uphill
>>220536183Some rambunctious individuals of ill repute constantly create difficult situations of inconvenience, when in fact, simpler solutions exist
>>220536183Wesley Snipes did nothing wrong fuck taxes and fuck the IRS, all my friends hate the IRS free my niggas in prison.
>>220536227>typo means I'm a pajeetsaar
>>220536216>special boots with blades on the bottom. is that where his name comes from?
>>220536183You can’t ice skate uphill OP
>>220536241What's the simpler solution, huh faggot? How would you get up a completely iced-over hill?
Quinn escapes Blade by jumping off the hospital roof and landing on an ambulance that was leaving.Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
>>220536256Use a vehicle with chains on the tires and maintain a low, steady speed in low gear
>>220536273How do you think ambulances get to the place of an accident?
>>220536256with ice cleats you fucking retard
>>220536291my city has county-owned houses where paramedics stay when on callthe ambulance is parked on the street
>>220536305How do they get to those houses to park on the street after they drop off a patient at the hospital?
>>220536311The house has a garage where presumably the paramedics' personal vehicles are parked. They probably take turns doing ride shares, then one guy parks at the hospital to drive the ambulance to the house where they stay.
>>220536347So the ambulance leaves the hospital?
>>220536183it means blade has the high groundthe vampires don't stand a chance
>>220536353only after dropping off a patient, as you said
>>220536361Good. So you admit this post was 100% retarded:>>220536273>Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?Thanks for conceding
>>220536372he didn't consneed
>>220536291from the ambulance station?
>>220536255You can tard, we had a small hill made from ice in highschool that we would use exactly for this purpose
>>220537398>that one summer where a rival highschool pranked us and replaced the ice hill with a fire hill
>>220536183You cannot _______________. Yet some people are dumb enough to try it.
>>220536239Some motherfuckers do.
Self sabotage is common.
>>220536183black_or_old_people_walking_up_a_down_escalator.gif
Aren't all frozen lakes flat? When is there ever an uphill slab of ice?
>>220538200Frozen river, obviously
>>220536183nothing it just sounds "cool" because I am white and hate myself
Frost was trying to become more than he was. There's always motherfuckers like him. Some two-bit vamp trying to become more powerful than natural born vampires. Short cuts always have a price. If Frost had stayed a normal vamp, Blade might never have found him and be in a position to kill him.
>>220538335I forgot his name was Frost, which explains why he's talking about ice skates
The original quote in the script was: "Frost, you're so full of yourself, you're about to blow."
>>220536239What if you tried to ice skate uphill this morning?
He could have said random gibberish like "Some fools like to skydive into volcanoes dressed like a clown" and white guilt retards would be repeating it today as the coolest thing ever because someone black said it
>>220538520I wish these wgr would say its the stupidest thing ever because someone black said it!
>>220538520My god, are you always on?
>>220538626>doesn't say I am wrong
>>220536183I sometimes forget how stupid you faggot are, then I am reminded by posts like these.
>>220538636It was implied that there is something really wrong WITH YOU.
>>220538844It wasn't implied. Thank you for agreeing with me retard
>>220536183you can absolutely skate uphill, it's just difficult. also, this sentiment is rich coming from him.a half-human, half-vampire being whom retains the strengths of both and sheds most of the negatives and chooses to run around battling the entrenched holders of power just because he's really hangry is skating uphill. he's actively attempting to break the status quo, disrupt the norms of the world, and does it because he's uniquely capable by pure happenstance. this is the equivalent of someone telling you "it's impossible to do X" while literally performing X in your face as he says it. wesley snipes is a moron.
>>220538626Some fools like to skydive into volcanoes dressed like a clown.
>>220538902Does it help you sleep better at night when you pretend to win an argument on the internet?You know what? I hope it does. I wish you the best. You're probably a decent dude irl.
>>220538200It's pretty common during that sweet spot in autumn and spring when the temperature is fluctuating around freezing point. Snow will melt during sunlight, then all the wet surfaces freeze during night, and then you have a nice thin layer of ice covering everything in the morning.
>>220539023You already agreed with me you white guilt retard we are good.
>>220538995It's ACTIVE volcanoes and it's not dressed like a clown, it's dressed like a harlequin.
>>220536249Yes. If you actually watch the movie, they explain that he was a competitive ice dancer whose dreams were ruining by a vampire attack.
>>220539035If you want to pretend I did, it's fine. We are good, indeed. I hope you find some measure of happiness in your life.
>>220539113You didn't pretend you did and I thank you for it
>"Some people just like to wizzle wazzle through sheboinka lalaers while jimmer jamberingwow a black man said this it's so cool!
>>220539127I will let you believe that, if you need that emotional comfort in your life right now.Like you said, we are good. No. We are GREAT.
>>220539180You do not "let" me believe anything since it's the truth and thank you for agreeing with me.
>>220536183Deacon Frost was the guy who bit his mother while she was pregnant and turned her and him(Blade) into vampires.
>>220536305So you think they make one trip from an accident to the hospital, then the ambulance just retires at the hospital and doesn’t ever leave?
>>220539192You are so polite. Always thanking me for letting you believe you what you need to believe. You're very likable. I wish I knew you irl, we could be best friends. I imagine us pending time together watching movies, and tv shows at home and even going to watch a movie at the theater. Me always pretending to agree with you so you feel at ease.
>>220538475...but i didnt iceskate this morning
>>220539333>words words wordscalm down dude lol
>>220536216Ice is also used to prevent spoilage of perishable foods during long-term storage. Of course, Ranjeet would know nothing about that, either.
it's like the idiom "trying to swim without getting wet" when someone asks you how you're doing
>>220539357I'm not sure why you think me upset. I was just trying to make you feel better about yourself.You are not defined by your winning or losing arguments on this website. There i more to you than that. Believe in yourself! I believe in you!
>>220539418>you think me upsetoh you are a jeet. It all makes sense now lol.
>>220539428You won't make me hate you. I like you. Someone out there likes you. Maybe it's time you liked yourself?
>>220539483good morning
>>220539428>Ameriturd gets confused by proper English phrases
>>220539500I still like you.
When Deadpool x Wolverine the foreign dub had Blade say something funny in a foreign language. Can anybody remember what I am referring to?
>>220539536>>220539544sirs.......
>>220539554Found it
>>220539555You are a good person at heart. Your posts don't have to define you. We accept you for who you are, flaws and all.
>>220539613So what primary language do you speak since it isn't English?
>>220536244I'm starting to think that jeets believe if they can catch someone making a typo, they can trade izzat status with anon and spirituality switch places.
>>220536239>t motherfucker
>>220539609>in the original script, Iceman survived to be part of the last battle against Cassandra's forces>he made one of his slides to reach to top where some bad guys were shooting from>Blade said: "Is that motherfucker skating uphill?"
>>220539631The language of love. I love you, man. Try to love yourself too.
>>220539730Is it Hindi?
>>220539757It's luuuve. You won't make me hate you, I told you that. You are worth knowing. You are worth talking too. You are worthy of being alive.
>>220539793There are tons of languages in India apparently so if not Hindi, then what?
>>220539826You are worth talking to. You don't have to push people away all the time. Open your heart. I promise I won't brake it.
>>220539868ok guess I will have to google what the top languages in India are.
>>220539919If you want to believe I'm Indian, I will be happy to let you believe it. I want your happiness above all.
>>220536356that's right! blade will let vampire dicks melt in lava
>>220539947So coming in at #2 is Bengali. Is it that?
>>220536183>What the fuck does this even mean?He's just talking about the human condition
>>220539971Do you need it to be that? Then it is.
>>220540114Ok not that I guess. Ok. Going down the list again is something called "Marathi"? Is it that?
>>220540153It is if it's what you need to feel comfortable in our discussion.
>>220540181Not that either huh? Interesting. Now we start getting into the really weird ones. Telugu? Do you speak that?
>>220540200What matter is who I speak to. You. You matter. You matter to me. You push me away, I just hug you harder.
>>220540245Damn wasn't that either? We are going to start scraping the bottom of the barrel soon lol. Up next we have Tamil. Is it that?
>>220536183The phrase is 'garden uphill' and it highlights the unnaturalness of the homosexual lifestyle, but he got the wording wrong
>>220536183>Blade, they say there's always a motherfucker trying to ice-skate uphill>Well, it's 120 degrees outside and my Florida courtyard isn't well-elevated
>>220539613>>220539730NTA but this is highly passive aggressive
>>220540290I will take pity on you. I've dangled your chain for almost 2 hours now.Yes. It is Tamil. There. Are you finally happy that I pretended you were right?Please look after yourself. This shit isn't healthy for you.
>>220540468Damn you must live in some garbage ass slums then because everything after this point is spoken by the lowest of the low. Gujarati?
>>220540420I believe you. You ARE NOT that Anon.
>>220540496I know you need to have the last word. You won't. I have no job right now and all the time in the world to keep posting. I will always post after you do. If you post in the last post before the thread closes, I will make a new thread (tv related, of course) to respond to you.You will never have the last word with me. You may be autistic, but I'm a (non-violent) sociopath.
>>220540574This next one isn't even from India originally so that would make you super ESL if it's this one. Urdu?
>>220539868>brake itsaars...
>>220539640It's an attempt to dilute the insult.If they can get people to play the jeet card for every minor fuck up, it will start losing any meaning and they won't have their izzat stolen when they get caught out themselves.
>>220536183I remember seeing this in theaters, the line never stuck with me then 20 years later seeing people make a big deal about it and not understanding why
>>220536183This movie is kino.
>>220536183You're doing something retarded and difficult.
>>220536216Ackshually, ice is notoriously slippery because water expands when it freezes, and if you put pressure on it, (like focusing your entire bodyweight through a thin iceskate blade surface), its reverses that expansion, causing the ice underneath to momentarily turn to water again.This was all part of the line in the original script, but they decided to cut it down, instead relying on the scientific literacy of vampire action movie audiences to make the connection themselves.
>>220540605>>220540615I'm still here. I'm still responding.
>>220541084This next one is ironic considering it sounds like our neighbors to the north and it's another place you people are ruining as we speak. How about Kannada?
>>220540502Not that NTA anon, but maybe I am, I don't remember, anyway... I forget, nevermind.
how we started:>>220538844>something is wrong with you and not mehow we ended:>>220540574>I AM LITERALLY A SOCIOPATH
>>220536183Is it like gardening uphill?
>>220536183It means some motherfuckers will never be real women, no matter how hard they try.
>>220536183some people say cucumbers taste better pickled
>>220536183It's basically like saying that some people are always trying to make asparagus soup when they only have significant quantities of maize, or some other grass-like cereal grain. Although the two have superficial similarities, it's ultimately a fool's errand because one is a herbaceous perennial flowering plant - obviously.There is footage of Snipes doing the maize line, but they felt the ice skating one worked better.
>>220541307I don't believe you
>>220541335Had to believe I know because, "Some motherfuckers are always trying to make asparagus soup with maize", does flow better in my opinion, but in the end they did decide to go with ice skating. I think it was studio interference in the end. Just one more example of why the suits shouldn't get involved with the art.
>>220541112Keep going. Maybe you'll tumble on it.
>>220541223Gardening uphill? Listen to yaself, you sound DEMENTED!
>>220536256You're right, it's impossible. Only logical course of action would be to strap slippery blades to your feet and will yourself against gravity.
Blade 1 was the only good one
>>220541427Sorry for taking so long to reply, just wanted to fill you with hope thinking I stopped replying. Next one will be even longer. Continuing with the list, we next have Odia.Google literally has no information on this one so it must be shit lol.
it means they pack fudge
>>220538200>Snow falls on road down hill.>Snowplows don't get out in time.>Snow partially melts in sun>Temperature drop causes slush to freeze into ice.
>>220542346never heard these ones before
>>220542126Don't worry. I'm still WINNING!
>>220542369Carlos?!? That really you? Please tell me you didn't really rape Corey Feldman!!
>>220542369Malayalam looks like gibberish when you look at the characters. Doesn't even look like a real language but something that comes from aliens. That you?
