Harkness test edition
>>220536546What's the point in making a thread with nothing to say?The movie with McGann comes out on bluray soon. Are you looking forward to that?
>>220537278Nu-uh, I don't like McGann. His penis is a redis.
Hi babes. I'm the Doctor. Do you want to go on a journey, honey?
>>220536546Scott Adkins …IS…The Doctor
oh right. It's just a shitpost thread
>>220537458Matt Smith is rubbish, his face looks like a foot, and he's got no eyebrows! I hate it! I hate it!
>>220537519Aye, but he's mates with James Corden and he loves footy.
>>220537519I was just about to say, I think it's because has no eye brows. I like his cool earbrow mound
>>220537547>he's mates with James CordenDISGUSTING
>>220537547What a fag>Doctor Who's Matt Smith a 'Blackburn Rovers fan'
The Penance of Penos.
>>220537519>>220537628why doesn't he just dye whatever hair is there?
>>220537628He looks like Odo
>>220537648Couple legends
Mannn I lost my Dr Who glass in the move and can't find it online. Looks like it was even more special than I thought. Was beautiful. This is best one I can find online
Decanter is cool$20 bucks at Walmart
as is this expensive Handmade Stained Glass Lamp on Etsy
>>220536546That cleverdickfilms asshole paywalled the capaldi retrospective behind his patreon for a week. Are there any good sites left that leak that sort of thing?
>>220537850Just wait a week.
>>220537973Reeeeeeeeee
>>220537371Is the world ready for a chad Doctor?
Why is there a Doctor Who thread still? Didn't the show get cancelled after RTD fucked it in the ass?
>>220538130I'm going to fuck you in the ass. Come here, baby..
>>220538180Okay. Be gentle, Russell.
>>220537819>AI-generated decanter
>>220536546>young version of the first doctor takes a trip on the tardis>meets and falls in love with a future female version of himself and they have a kid >it’s shocking since Time Lords are generally sterile and having sex with your future self is illegal >the child is born but it was foretold in ancient writings that he would be the Nightmare child from the time war>kid is healthy but future girl doctor realizes that her son can’t regenerate >war Doctor is traveling in time to find Nightmare Child and in the great time war the kid does some cgi electric light show killing billions of worlds and creates so much energy that he travels back in time to ancient gallifrey (which is usually impossible since the time lords put a time force field around it >the kid grows up to become The Other and invents the Looms and starts the ancient prophecy about the nightmare child >Other gets married and has a daughter named Susan (but this in a time period before they could regenerate)>to get the Looms to work The Other throws himself into it and sacrifices his own life to save the Time Lords>his daughter is a scientist working on the first TARDIS and comes up with its name>goes into the future to find an older version of the first doctor and they escape and visit 1960s England >also the doctor is a reincarnation of the Other when he was born from the Loom
>>220538383Too convoluted. I'll take Leela as the Doctor's mom.>Leela gives birth to the Doctor>The Time War's nearing or is happening>Per Leela's request or his own decision, 8 or the War Doctor takes Baby Doc and drops him off in Gallifrey's past to escape the war
https://youtu.be/hsVDZBVXQq0>The Other's played by Sylvester McCoy, which is interesting.>The Doctor's son and Susan's father is played by Peter Davison. The Watcher may have been the Doctor's son saving his father by giving him the rest of his regenerations.
>>220537519He makes up for it somewhere else.
>loomsgay kys
>loomsBased, NGL
>>220539852NL
>>220540156NL? What does that mean?
Will 16 have a Rwandan proverb on her sonic screwdriver or is that exclusively a 15 thing?
>>220540438>RTD didn't want the black doctor waving a "gun" around so he redesigned the sonic>it looks like a sex toy instead
If the Other's a future Doctor instead, then it’d be him throwing himself into the looms to be reincarnated into his younger self to be the Doctor all over again. An ouroboros. The Infinity Doctor.
17 will be a Capaldi-style reused face situation, but with Warwick Davis this time.
Like most people in this century I started with NuWho, but I've become more and more Classic-pilled that now I can no longer take NuWho seriously. When did it happen for you?
>>220541975It never did because nuwho > classic who.
>>220542031Yes, yes, we know, you're trans.
>>220542064Classic who is harder to take seriously with the bad acting and bad special effects.
>>220542117I could argue that nuwho can be worse about both of those things
>>220542220Not when it's more futuristic.
>>220537371He'd be a kino Daak
Which Doctor has the smallest penis?
>>2205426966
How will they fix this? Is there even anywhere worth going from here or is this just the end of Doctor Who until the next reboot?
DAVD TENT BEDSHITS
>>220536546mr blobby?
>>220542117>Classic who is harder to take seriously with the bad acting and bad special effects.That's why you either watch the home video versions with updated effects, the fan made Matrix edits which add even more new fx, or listen to the audiobooks of the novelizations complete with music and sound effects. There are different ways to experience Classic Who.
>>220542755There's no going back after this, it's over.
What was the point of bringing Gallifrey back if they were just going to destroy it again anyway?
>>220537278The spamming schizo needs to have a little sandbox to shit and play inWe had a decent thread a couple days ago, so he's clearly pissed he missed it
Per Big Finish, Geoffrey Beevers is the 13th Master who regenerated from Delgado.
>>220543339funy
>>220540296Needs Leela
The Doctor having a blonde daughter was done first in Lance Parkin's Father Time in 2001. She's the daughter of a Future Doctor who became Emperor of the Universe and may be Susan's mother.
>>220544730>Future Doctor who became Emperor of the Universe
>>220537278>The movie with McGann comes out on bluray soon. Are you looking forward to that?very
>>220544730the entirety of NuWho's ideas were already done (better) in the EU. every single one.
>>220545314And that's not saying much because the EU was already gay fanfiction.
>>220536546Is AMC+ likely to be getting Torchwood too?
>>220545569Probably not, the BBC don't want to acknowledge anything with Barrowman in
>>220545915yet they still acknowledge RTD
Lungbarrow got a sequel.
>>220547016>Cwejwho cares about spin-off slop written by wiki editors to canonise their own fan fics
When will they end our pain and shitcan the show, bros?
>>220547270If the story's good, who cares? The official stuff's ass nowadays so why die on this hill?
Pertwee was the coolest Doctor.
>>220548902That would be Capaldi.
>>220549083As if
