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Why do they keep repeating high school for decades instead of going to uni to actually learn something new?
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To slay the young pussy
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>>220536897
Cuz all the young girls who hasn't been out in the wild yet are there.
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>Edward was born in 1901
>Twilight is set in 2005
>he's over 100 years old and still fucking high schoolers
umm, based?
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>>220536919
>>220537134
Everyone in that pic aside from Edward was already married though
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>>220537298
It was Edward's plan to stay in school
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>>220536897
He's a pedophile
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>>220536897
It was written by a woman
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>edward's face when
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>>220537536
Twilight is problematic.
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>>220537613
Out of ten!
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>>220536897
What makes you think they don't hang around university for a few decades before going back to play around?
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because that fits their current ages, they move around a lot, they only recently moved back to Forks.

what's retarded is they all keep the same names.
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>>220537536
Jacob isn't in OP's pic
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>>220537683
>>220537709
What's unbelievable is that they arent being housed by girls. When I moved to a new school mid-year, the girls stole my notebook and wrote all their numbers. I called each one and made friends. Coolest thing ever!
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>>220537570
This answer works for every question you could possibly have about Twilight.
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>>220536897
Sex with Alice I hate how she's already married
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>>220537683
Aside from edward they literally don't socialize with the other kids



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