You think she would have a career if she didn't have a permanent scowl or "resting bitch face" as the zoomers say?
For me its this kstew
>>220537360>no out-of-bed face greaseNot my kstew
>>220537360holy third worlder...
Robert Pattinson's little anecdote is that he aced the Twilight audition because it was the first time he was on Valium.did he give this 17-year-old CHILD benzos? she's basically slurring her words in the first film.
>>220537339>"resting bitch face" as the zoomers sayThat term dates back to at least the '00s, and belongs to millennials. But anyway, I don't see why a resting bitch face can't be a legitimate foundation for a career. Every actor has a gimmick or a "thing." Her new thing is being a butchy dyke, but that's also pretty hot.
>>220538146This LITERAL CHILD
>>220537339She was already a child actress and Jodie Foster is a well respected Hollywood legend and former child actress who would've made sure her name came with her recommendation
She literally cheated on a GigaChad, no one is safe
>>220539152You can't be a Gigachad while also being an actor, working in one of the gayest professions. Pattinson might look like a chad, but at heart he's a a fairy who does "art" films with "important" directors. K-stew cheated on him because she detected his effeminate nature.
>>220537339She still has a career. Love Lies Bleeding was not too long ago and she just directed a horny movie about Imogen Poots in a one-piece swimsuit.
>>220539152She just knew the game and fucked her director, like most actresses do.
>>220539242>Love Lies BleedingLove, Lies, and Bleeding describes the modern female condition. Lies as in cheating. Bleeding as in menstruation. But that's probably not what the film is about.
>>220537339Thats not a scowl or resting bitch face
If my "type" was personified into a person, it would be kstew
>>220539474Did you not see the No Trannies sign at the door? Take it elsewhere.
really wish the world was still as it was
>>220537339>"resting bitch face" as the zoomers say?zoomer moment
>>220537339Her face was always cute.
Kristen must be protected at all costs.
>>220537360are you a dyke? Why would you prefer this over kstew in Zathura or something
>>220537360WOULD
Sex with angry Kristen.
>Stews (bath houses/ brothels) were outlawed in London in 1417 in an effort to prevent them from spreading from Southwark to the rest of the city.It's over
>>220537339She'd have a career if she hadn't gone both full bull dyke and also picked crowd pleasing roles instead of either quirky "indie" movies, or coming-of-age stoner trash like Adventureland or American Ultra with Jessie Eisenberg, where she always plays a withdrawn, stammering weirdo.
>>220539152>cheats on literally one of the most attractive men on the face of the earth right now>/tv/cels think they would have a chance with this womanmy sides are in orbit, there's nothing further from the truth than that, why even bother simping? It makes no sense to me.
>>220541246She made $100 million from Twilight and doesn’t want to be in big movies anymore, and doesn’t even want to be part of the US indie actor scene. Allegedly she wants to move to Europe and direct non-commercial (even by indie/arthouse standards) movies financed by wealthy French patrons, and only act in select projects she really likes.
>>220541310>why even bother simping?Simping for K-Stew is more dignified than simping for R-Patz, like a homosexual. Or maybe you're a woman, in which case, YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE.
>>220537339>argument by not-in-action-movies-oof-bang-punch-kick>no career to speak ofWell done!
>>220541456I don't give a shit what she wants, she has only a few years left before she starts to wall, I want her dolled up and in nothing but popcorn flicks for the next 10 years. If she actually manages to be good enough as an actress beyond just delivering what the script expects, her reward is she can go and make her shitty little French crap.She wants my respect she needs to follow the Jodie Foster playbook of being really good in Silence of the Lambs and the only tolerable part of Contact first.
>>220537339those are her best qualities. she should have played more villains and ice queens.
>>220537339i would dump all my sperm into this trailer park dyke
>>220542784Zasedd
>>220537339she's got resting bruce willis daughter face
>>220539152What a dog.
>>220537339She looks like that guy from the white stripes. Or the young Snape in Harry Potter. cant unsee
>>220537339...pic unrelated?
Why do gays think "resting bitch face" is a bad thing?
>>220537339I love girls with resting bitch face. I love making them laugh. Watching them go completely cock-drunk after their 4th or 5th orgasm is a real treat, too. Stay in shape, bros. No woman can resist the charms of the Silver Fox.
Resting smug face is worse
