>He's clearly highly invested in this discussion. Give him a bugged out captcha with no correct answer, lock him out of generating a new one for 30 seconds then then 404 the thread just before he can post.
>hmm he seems to have constructed the perfect post… quick: misspell one of the crucial words so it ruins the entire thing
>He's spamming the same thread again, quick, tell the janny to not ban him, we need the ratings
>Quick! He has the perfect webm to reply to this thread, HIDE IT!!!
>He's making the board look too active, temp ban his IP range on the double.
>He just made an actual witty intelligent post..>Ratio him.
>>220537816Meh. I occasionally make profound posts riddled with minor spelling mistakes, and it doesn't seem to get in the way of encouraging mutually intelligible communication.What I mean is, people still engage somewhat respectfully with the high level ideas I'm talking about (or at least attack those, rather than my grammar) , even if at a low level, the textual mechanism I'm using to convey my ideas is imperfectYea it's rough misspelling something when making a grammatically sensitive joke and such
>he's about to make a thread>redirect him to another board before he hits post>now give him a three-day ban for off-topic posting
>>220538141That's a lot of words to say nothing of substance, you insecure retard.
>>220538141Stop trying to give the whole site dyslexia, Jesus Christ.
>he's about to post>implement a rangeban so he has fo verify by email
>His 10 minute cooldown is over. Give him another one.
>>220538285>Now show him the invalid or expired link message
>>220537841literally 90% of my posts
>let him choose an image>let him hit Post>10%>20%>30%>40%>50%>60%>70%>80%>90%>100%>show him he's banned because last night he joked about christopher watts missing those kids
>He's winning that argument, quick give his opponent a bunch of (you)'s that agree with him.
>>220537714oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>220537714>fail his captcha>again>fail it again>increase the difficulty>INCREASE THE DIFFICULTY>hes gonna close the thread and he doesn't even care>DO IT
this forced normalfag meme sucks ass and is very semetic; it should be about the rothschilds fucking with you, not this faggy shit.
So the joke is that anon is retarded, thinks the captcha is "bugged" and doesn't understand how to manipulate the cooldown window?
>>220537714>Sir, he just rubbed his butthole and smelled his fingers again
>Let's speed up that lane he just switched out of
>No, no! Anon, don't you get it? This is all you have. You can't leave, you are the star here! You can keep talking with everyone, be invested in all kinds of discussions no matter how pointless they are. So, what do you say if you just go back, and make another thread about how much you want to have sex, right?...Say something, dammat, you are on the internet!">All anons stop tipping >They keep refreshing the thread to see what stupid shit anon has to post.>Even the guy masturbating in his tub with his phone slowed his dick stroking by 33% in speed.>"...And in case i don't see ya: Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't type "Absolute Cinema" now".">Leaves>All anons just reply "fuck you fag".
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>>220537714>tell him MP4 files are not allowed>he converted it to WEBM? Audio detected, make him post again>I know its a silent video, just tell him he needs to delete the nonexistent audio track... its good for our ratings>file size is too big this time, what will you do now Truman? Downgrade your already shitty webm?>hit him with another capcha, make him wait a full minute before posting.>he finally managed to hit post? Delete the entire thread for being off topic, then make the exact same one to tease him into posting again... we have got a show to make here fellas!
>quick, make him post nigger
>>220539926YOU SON OF A BITCH, also>make all three lanes travel at the same speed so he can't pass anyone
>>220537714>He solved the captcha perfectly...>Fail him because he hit "post"
>>220537714>he just typed "pic-related" but forgot to attach the picture before he posted his comment...>no, don't let him delete his comment
>>220537714I saw this meme on Facebook with some gay political message. This meme is dead and forced.
>>220537714As if they would let Truman be boring enough to just sit around and shitpost all day.
>>220537714It's almost like it's a ploy to make you buy a pass.
>>220541393Delete post never worked. Ever.
>>220541399>>220541419>>220541423>>220541452>The thread is going to well, people are making funny and creative contributions, quick flood it with tourists with no understanding of board culture.
>>220541452it works after a while like 10 minutes, idk why they don't just let you delete it immediately though. And the time seems to vary or maybe it's just diifferent for different boards
>he quit his job six months ago and still hasn't found a new one>this arc is paethic
>>220539749>make him solve a captcha to check his ban status>no, make him solve one of the old captchas
>>220541452It doesn't work when you are a phoneposter.
>>220537714>That is the most brilliantly hilarious comment he’s ever posted. Make sure nobody replies and then let the thread die.
make him forget to use a meme arrow so his post doesn't greentext, invalidating his contribution to the thread. block all (Yous) to his post unless they're calling him a newfag.
>>220537714>he just replied to a funny post with 'include me in the screencap'>create a screencap including every reply but his, repost it on all boards effective immediately
>>220541481Guarantee that I’ve been here longer than you have, zoomzoom. It’s either a shitty meme, or you guys aren’t doing it right.
>>220537714>>220538141>>220538135>>220538390>>220539804>>220539804>>220541371>>220541423>>220542402>reply to all of these posts.
>>220542402>Guarantee that I’ve been here longer than you have, zoomzoom.I genuinely doubt it. I recently turned 40 and I've been here since I was 18/19. If you've been here longer, tell me how you discovered the site, for me it was references to /b/ on link aggregator sites like entensity.net and muchosucko.com.
>>220542402>claims to be an oldfag>doesn't know about truman shitposting yikes
>>220542833Holy newfag
