Star Wars is BACK
grogu is poop mandalorian is poop rogue one is poop outlaws is poopprequels were great, episode 4-5-6 were kinda meh
ahsoka was poop, obi-wan was poop
boy I sure am glad star wars ended with X Wing Alliance
>>220539308>ranking the originals lower than the prequels total zoomer death
>>220539308>episode 4-5-6 were kinda mehthem's fighting words
>>220539308The only good Star Wars is season 2 of Ewoks.
I don't care. Star Wars is dead.
Remember thinking how awesome a Star Wars bounty hunter show like this could be? Imagine someone telling you it would mostly involve babies, grannies and fatties
>>220539416I liked them better before i found out vader was james earl jones
>>220539308The prequels fucking suck!
I hope we finally learn the status of LGBTQIA+ in Mandalorian culture and we finally are told what we all suspect, that Grogu is gender queer.
>eckharts ladder saying thisThat’s a bad sign
>>220539308R1 is based
ngl I forgot the two new Star Wars films
>>220539444The fuck is your problem with James Earl Jones? He was kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVZr6uzvYtA
>>220539364not his fault, all he'll know are the special editions, which are significantly worse movies than theatrical.
>>220539308>prequels were greatthis meme has gone on long enough
>>220539570Redlettermedia wants to know your location.
>>220539308Star Wars '77 is good. Everything else is slop.
>>220539308>LET'S TRY SPINNING, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK
>>220539308Holy fucking based
>>220540374>The Earth is round>NO! IT ISN'T! IT'S JUST NOT, OKAY!?>THIS ROUND EARTH MEME HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH
>>220539308the only good ones are 1-4
>>220540504Oh noes! Meesa step in da icky goo!
>>2205393081>5>3>4>2=6
>>220539578NOOOOOO you can't post her!
>>220540530>NNNNO YOU CAN'T HAVE GOOFY SLAPSTICK IN A CHILDREN'S FILM THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS STORY ABOUT LASER SWORDS
>>220540530>Galaxy with trillions of languages>Is it possible any of them could resemble an Earth Caribbean accent to an English speaker's ear?>OH POOOPSIES IS MEESA IQ LEVEL LITERALLY ONLY 5?pathetic gay take
>>220539308The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"4. "Star Wars"5. "The Empire Strikes Back"6. "Return of the Jedi"7.8. "The Force Awakens"9. "The Last Jedi"Episode 7 and 8 aren't even Star Wars movies. They are Marvel flicks masquerading as one.
>>220540610>reddit spacingWe can see through you
>>220540596I stepped in shit outside of a bar and said "meesa can't believe it" and everyone laughed. The joke is timeless.
>>220540610such a boring post
>>220540675talking like jar jar has potentially gotten someone laid somewhere
>>220540675Jar Jar needs to be written goofy and catroonish fool to paint a reasonable contrast of Master Qui Gon being a serious and gritty monk. That's why they share a lot of screentime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mArj6WvqzEhating the prequels is the sign of low intelligence
>>220539048More like b-ACK, am I right?
>>220539308>prequels were greatPeople who talk like this need to be cut in half.
>>220540592>>220540596>Yousa thinkin yousa people gunna DIE?
The prequels were good.
>>220540610You will pay the price for your lack of vision
>>220541337You think millions of DEAD niggers on Naboo are a laughing matter? I don't
>>220539048Star Wars is a dead brand. Wokeness killed it.
>>220539048
>>220539578Xoch is so cute
>>220540675To be fair, they probably would have been laughing even if you said nothing.You stood in dog shit after all
>>220539308Listen Zoomie, if you're going to be wrong on the Internet, go do it on plebbit like a normal retard.
>>220541606>Dog shitNo it was a Human shit sir. All the best local bars are on designated shitting streets
>none of the ST made it to the top ten most streamed Star Wars movies of 2025>Rogue One outperformed all of them and made it to 8thNothin personell RLM
>>220539578who the fuck keeps inviting this goblin
>>220539308Rogue One is good
>>220541992Me.
>>220541992Somebody with excellent taste
>>220542310Who is this? She looks like a shaved Wookie after receiving numerous species reassignment surgeries
>>220541992She gives amazing head, so the keep her coming back to the parties.
>>220542440With a mouth like that I don't doubt it. I bet she can fit balls and all with room to spare
>>220539440We had that but who knew baby Yoda would go on to become a slow killing poison. On top of Disney using the shows to spring board other shows.
>>220539048>this will sell our movie
>>220539439So is George Washington. But we still teach about him in schools afaik
>>220539048Is it just me or did Sigourney Weaver sound really weird and robotic in the trailer? It’s distractingly bad. The fuck happened there?
>>220539048RedLetterMedia ruined Star Wars
>>220543940She’s like almost 80 years old. Of course she is going to sound weird.
>>220543940They probably used autotune or Ai to pitch her aging voice.
>>220544365Star Wars has been very bad for redditlettermedia lately.
>>220544365Nothing ruined it. It's just 3 good movies and some video games.
>>220539308I don't remember writing this post
>>2205395784chans favourite zoomer
Andor is the best star wars will ever be. Hands down. Anyone who thinks Jar Jar Yoda Baby Ewok slop makes for compelling sci fi needs to grow up.
>>220541992me
>>220539308FPBP
>>220540610The prequels were so bad they killed the franchise. It was already a zombie franchise by the time the sequel trilogy was released.
>>220539437Caravan of courage was also kino
>>220545309>BlandorFuck off
>>220545309true
>>220539308I FVCKING KNEEL
>>220540374Suck it Mike.
>>220545953In spanish we call it: CAGAndor.
>>220540571That is a provocative image you posted, zoomer. Here is your (You)
>>220545309Both are good regardless.
>>220546166 Mike lives rent free in your head and you’re still quoting him 15 years later. Post your Plinkett essay anon, we know you’ve got one drafted.
>>220540374This. Anyone who disagrees needs to watch the Plinkett reviews
>>220546857The sequels proved all of Mike’s criticisms wrong.
>>220539048I don't understand why nerds are trying to tank a movie of their favorite franchise.
>>220539308
>>220539048>GroguThey really should just drop the Grogu name already because every normalfag prefers Baby Yoda.
>>220547001It’s like Snyder jeets. They think that if it fails Disney will bring Lucas back or something.
>>220547001Hmm?But I'm doing nothing
>>220547036Saaar you forgot to redeem your Disney check saaar! Get back in from the shitting street and cash it!
>>220539308I'll try baiting, that's a good trick!
Andor is the only good Star Wars because it has no silly magic powers^truth
>>220547208and rape. cant forget the rape
>>220547208you can stop shilling it at any time, no one is ever going to watch it
>>220547208True>>220547233Millions of us have watched it , you sound really angry and upset
>>220547001"franchise" means nothing at this point except disney's legal right to produce content featuring certain ideas and names. why do you think people should care about a piece of corporate shit wearing the skinsuit of a 50 year old movie?
>>220539308Behead all zoomers
In hindsight ANH was very overrated
>>220540610I would place the force awakens last personally.
>>220539048Cannot be trully saved unless the sequels are decanonized.
>>220547408No, it wasn’t.
>>220540417Why would you think this movie is good if you think all the others are bad I don't think you're a real human bean
>>220547001Because it's about the quality?
Fate of the Old Republic is said to focus on a <20 hour playthrough with branching quests and replayability instead of 100 hour slop. Can't wait.
Every show made for streaming is doomed to be forgotten five minutes after it ends. There is no such thing as a streaming classic. Not even your precious Bojack Horseman.
>>220548852Without retconning TOR, it can't really work as a sequel to KoTOR2
>>220549128Would retconning SWTOR be any loss at all? What good does it contain, except for Vette?
>>220549275No, no loss at all.
>>220539048/tv/ how would you save Star Wars after The Last Jedi? Nothing changes from the two previous movies, but you have a blank slate to do the final movie of the Skywalker saga.
>>220539308you are poop
>>220549275Mako is better than Vette. Vette is just a dollar store variant of Mission>>220549679I'd blow up planet Earth with a Death Star so I can delete all the evidence and start from scratch
>>220539048>EckhartsKek. This guy was fellating Disneywars until they suddenly put him on the shitlist for very mildly criticizing the franchise. So now he's gone full chud.
>>220547001>Disney shits all over the franchise in ways not even the the shittiest pre disney books or prequels could ever match>wonder why nerds want to see Disney wars flop hard (especially since 9/10 said Disney Wars product is still ass)
>>220549679Just quit the franchise for at least 10 years
>>220550231Of the Star Wars loretubers, I rank:>Corey's Datapad>Eckhart's Ladder>Geetsly's>The Stupendous WaveI never watch news update videos
>been busting my ass being a Star Wars fan for five fucking years
>>220550305>mfw they one upped the fucking sun crusher
>>220539048Visions Season 1 is the only good thing to come out of nu-Wars. And that Jedi game series with the gay guy from Shameless. It's aiight.
>>220539578Name?
Book of Boba Fett was the shit
>>220543940Fuck off Rybitch.
>>220547020wasnt it baby yeet or sneeds or something
>>220539048You'll never be happy. Just admit it. Nothing short of a time machine to your first viewing when you were (xyo) will ever be satisfactory. Miserable nerds.
>>220539578holy muttola
>>220539048>On no not the Panderlorian and Googoo Gaga
too many of you faggots fell for that bait
>>220540504Fucc globetards
>>220540610>And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebelsAfter thinking about Star Wars my whole life, I'm amazed this never occurred to me.
>>220552020>>220543940Who is Rybitch? Why does he suck or not suck?QRD?
>>220554237because it's a genre film not an earnest drama and that's why you liked it and what the subsequent ones forgot and why nobody likes those
>>220551368>sun crusherWhat are you talking about?
>>220548792Nta, but the writing and the dialogue in ESB is a little cornier. >scruffy little nerf herderThe first movie had realistic aliens and space ships.The second movie gave us walking robot camels with faces.Yoda is a baby friendly character who exists only because Alec Guiness (Obiwan) was begging to be killed off in the very first movie. Lesser complaints:Greater use of matte paintings. Idk if ANH ever used them.Bad guy is your father. Also there's a bigger bad guy we didn't see yet.Interesting ideas but I could see a cynical asshole equating Sheev's first appearance to Snoke. A character that movie would be better off without. He may be annoyed that ESB ends on a cliffhanger which forces you to watch ROTJ for closure which many agree is the worst OT film. I still like ESB best but I can see where someone is coming from.
>>220554311some ship from the EU that was like as small as an X-Wing but had the firepower of a Death Star. Pretty retarded for its scale, hard to say if Starkiller Base is better or worse in terms of power creep
>>220554423>The first movie had realistic aliens and space ships.>The second movie gave us walking robot camels with faces.I forgot to mention the heavy use of claymation monsters in ESB, he may look down on. ANH never dipped into claymation. All suits.
>>220554295I think it's really just because I started these movies at a young age before I could critically evaluate them at all.If i saw Star Wars for the first time at age 20, this might be more jarring, like watching the Goonies recently and it sucked.
>>220539048Back at being retarded?
>>220548955>There is no such thing as a streaming classic. Not even your precious Bojack Horseman.The fact that you knew you had mention it as an inb4 debunks what you're saying.
>>220550651Can you name some classic videos by those channels?
Star Wars post-Disney buyout is a puppeted corpse
>>220545858Star Wars was at it's peak during the prequel era. Keep crying.
>>220541351In comparison to everything Star Wars related made after, they are masterpieces.
>>220540562Shit, I don't think I can actually disagree with this.
>>220539048This shit is cooked.
>>220539308Smash Zoomers with a rock!
>>220539048gluppalorian and shitto
