>The face that stole a thousand bikes
not this shit again
>>220540091So who is playing Paris in this film? Orlando Bloom was pretty much perfect so it's bound to be a step down.
>once i reach page 10 i’s be free
>>220540091How would you feel if you launched a thousand ships this morning?
>>220540091Helen of DesTROY
Wow... Helen, such a very Ethiopian name.
>>220540162paris would be a minor flashback role if he's in it at all.
>>220540135Yes, this shit again. Until you learn your lesson.
>>220540091I blame oscar diversity rules for this
>>220540091dem 1000 ships wanted to get away from dat ugly biatch
>>220540091Surely even the most casual slop enjoyer will notice something is off with this?
felon of 'troit
>>220540326What is the lesson? That /tv/ is as predictable as a clock? That facile memes will always come before creative thinking? I think we all know this by now.
>>220540091Heh
They could have cast Calypso as a black woman as was Vanessa Williams in the Hallmark version. But in this version, both Circe and Callipso are white. They specifically chose that Helena, the most beautiful women, should be black only to rub it in our faces. >>220540162París doesn't show up here, for what I remember.
>>220540431Best one so far.>>220540354You mean Nolan wants an Oscar for Best Picture THAT BAD? What a sellout.>>220540091And my heart. >>220540419Correct. Even the normies are annoyed by this. In fact, I think Nolan might have deliberately sabotaged his own Odyssey film to make it as woke as possible to make as many normies anti-woke as possible. That or Nolan was blackmailed.
>>220540091>MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
>>220540091>Launched a thousand SHEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
>>220540135Get used to it. Poeple are tired of their culture and history getting raped by people who refuse to own up to their own shit >>220540354That's probably the reason for this.
>>220540091I take it back, Elliot Page is a good actor.
>>220540091More like the ass that launched a thousand ships
Yikes! Umm, sweety? It's giving racism and sexism. Who hurt you?
>>220541467>their culture and history100% of the people bitching about this have 0 connection with the culture and history of the greeks
AYOOOO HOL UPwhy are helen of detroit and ACKilles even in this movie? The Odyssey is about Odysseus's voyage back home after the trojan war, so they shouldn't be a part of it, no?
>>220541467eukomos means well groomed long hair. it doesnt have anything to do with colour, like the usual english translation fairhaired has. and xantha does not translate to golden but to reddish or reddish brown like picrel or light brown. also there is nowhere that says she had blue eyes.
>>220541634So do you know this because the greeks appointed you as their spokesxir or did you figure it out some other way?
>>220541730i could turn that argument against youare you the spokesperson for every greek?do you know any greeks?do you even know anyone?
>>220541685doubt.pnglast I checked eryth- is red and xanth- is yellow
>>220540277It is actually hilarious that of all the characters they chose the one who's hame is derived from how Greeks call themselves in their own language.
oh no someone isn't respecting the book no one has readoh woe is me!
>>220541685she had fair hair, you lying piece of shit
People don't seem to get how history works. Like "greek fire" There was no such thing as greek fire. It was a rumor spread by the greeks to intimidate enemies and encourage the capture of greeks alive instead of killing them. A secret weapon was a lie.Nefertiti, cleopatra, all these women were ugly. You don't tell people they're ugly. They're queens. You make up stories about how beautiful they are. Helen of troy likely would also have been ugly. How do you convince a woman a war is justified? Tell her it's over how hot she is.
>>220541763if it was about color it'd be euchroma
>>220540472
>>220541785that makes zero sense, all that you would guarantee is the torture of greek prisoners
>>220541816you just said xantha means red, that's wrong.
>>220541840i never said anything of the sort, i am a different person
>>220540091>12 years a trojan
>>220541751I'm not claiming to know the identity of everyone complaining about the atrocious casting in this movie you fucking retard.
>>220541766It was actually a part of my literature classes but i am not a zoomer so maybe things changed? Or maybe it is a European thing, I know that Americans have some very dodgy education.
>>220541763xanthos is a category of light colours. the ancient have never described red hair as erythra to my knowledge. and yellow is chloros like when homer says they repeated line white bread and yellow honey.>>220541779filthy usurper barbarian. fairhaired is a wrong translation of eukomos.>>220541840reddish brown not red. cinnamon colour
>>220541837instead of killing them. Would you rather be tortured with a possibility of rescue, or killed?
Don't care. The guy has been releasing nothing but dogshit after Interstellar.
>This bottom up approach will help black people succeed in society
>the same three jokes over and over againChuds really are 6 years old mentally.
>>220541904Did you like the Batman movies?
>>220541886
>>220541932Have you seen this one yet?
>>220541933Only The Dark Knight. The first one was OK, The Dark Knight Rises was so-so.
>Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.>Aight, yall listen now. That nigga was like: Fuck it, you know. Sometimes you got to do certain shit, it's just enough that people know that I go where I need to go to get it done. If you push my button... There's no telling what I might do. Stab you. Choke you. Bite you. I mean, whatever it takes to make a motherfucker stop existing, I would do that. I got no bones about stabbing a nigger. Shit, I wish this spoon was sharp, I'd stab a nigger right now.>I beat one motherfucker to death. Don't fuck with me.
>>220541883then you should understand that the odyssey never describes how she looks physically but rather how she looks symbolicallyeukomos meant she kept her hair nice and well keptleukolenos meant she was aristocratic,well mannered, or like a goddessportraying her as a white person is just as "historically accurate" as portraying her as a black person
>>220540431Kek
>>220542038>portraying her as a white person is just as "historically accurate" as portraying her as a black personnot him. but no it isnt retard. she could never be leukolenos if she was black. i hope you are not greek
>>220542038>portraying her as a white person is just as "historically accurate" as portraying her as a black personlmao
>>220541886>filthy usurper barbarian. fairhaired is a wrong translation of eukomos.is it? you're not fooling anyone, "ethiopian"
>>220541932Not jokes, the truth. You subhumans OWE the white man for everything.
>>220542081>>220542089>refuted so hard they can't even string together a rebuttalcome back after you've read a book
>>220542038>like a goddess>literal monkey in OP picLmao, nice self-own.
>>220542148Fair haired means blond, keep coping.
>>220542038lies lies lies...so what are you? a turk rape baby, a western chimp or western white cuck?she wasn't a monkey, no matter how hard you try she wasn'y a monkey
>he thinks a person from a south european country bordering with the middle east and africa would have the physical appearance of a north european
>>220540091Ugly fucking nigger. Why are niggers so fucking fugly?
>>220542226Before the turks and the other muslims destroyed Anatolia and the near east? Yes retard.
>>220542226they sure as shit wouldn't be a sub saharan dark as coal africanbut hey, keep fucking coping while even achilles was described as a blond
>>220540091WHY NOT JUST GET A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMANAND WHY NOBODY EVER TOUCH THIS TOPICEVERY SINGLE TIME IS "you just don't like black people" BRO I CAN OPEN ANY SOCIAL MEDIA AND FIND MILLIONS OF BLACK QUEENS I WOULD MURDER THOUSANDS FORSorry I just really don't understand.
>>220542390>why not kill me with a gun instead of killing me with a butcher knife?
>>220542390>WHY NOT JUST GET A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMANbecause helen of troy wasn't black
>>220540091Who fucking cares? She will be in the movie for like 30 seconds. You are all being baited for free advertisement.
>>220542285ancient greek paintings from before the invasions consistently depicted themselves as brown
>>220542497why do you lie?
>>220542438I wouldn't give a shit if she was attractive, the main concept of Helen character was to be so beautiful it made everyone kill each other for her, I wouldn't touch that thing on the OP even if you paid me.
>>220542016keked and upvoted
>>220540091would (fight in the civil war to preserve slavery and ownership and then rape her legally)
>>220540091>>220542016She actually looks cute in other movies, what the fuck is this?
>>220540091Is that a servant ?
>>220542009Rises was redeemed by the plane scene.
