>Eva Green>Doesn't wear greenWho writes this shit?
she has the eternal pass to do whatever she wants, as we are mere peasants
>>220540198And chuds will tell you the perfect woman doesn't exist.
>>220540229boob
>>220540198Holy tits. Kinda crazy that she was 26 and Daniel Craig was 38. That's the same age gap between a youngish Millennial and an elder zoomer.
>>220540198It's probaby an anglification of the Swedish name Gren which means "branch"
>>220540304yeah it looks like a branch fell on her face lol
>>220540324looks like my penis should be in her butt
She has been unbearably hot at various points
>>220540198She still works me into a seething shoot whenever I watch Casino Royale. Good actress.
>>220540198She has green eyes
>>220541082retard
>>220541633Shit, sorry
>>220541650ok bye
>>220540198I love this actress. She's great at playing the "weird" characters. Tim Burton really needs to stop casting whichever women he's currently sticking his dick into and make better use of her.
OP btfo
>>220541728She also has very nice boobies and a big bush
I want to post her noods but I don't want to be b&
>>220541906Do it, it's only three days bro
>>220540229>We want the Gooner Audience >>220540669>We want the Indian Audience >>220541701>We want the Chinese Audience >>220541739>We want the Pepe Audience
>>220541939>Middle Eastern>Indian
>>220541921>3 days without being able to shiptost on /tv/not gonna do it
based thread
>>220540198She's a Weinstein's whore
if you ever visit /sp/ during football season i'm the eva green poster in the dolphins game day threads, known as anon
>>220541949Let me guess jasmine is also middle eastern?Read a history book nigger
>>220542029The picture is from Kingdom of Heaven, set in Jerusalem during the CrusadesRetard
>>220540669she was literally perfect....
>>220542079she can be 80 and i wood berry, excalibur, so on and so forth
>>220542053>The clothes she is wearing are literally what indians wearTo back to where people like you emerge squealing and shitting from plasma pits
>>220542194Nice pic, bruh
>>220540198what are her best clothed boobed centric photos?
>>220542242basically any picture of her, bro. the first one in this thread is the best imo
has she done anything good lately? that girlboss operator movie she did was pretty bad. watched it just cause she's on it.
>>220542024I recognize you. Dolphins suck btw no offense.
>>220542302yeah it's going to be a long fucking season, then again when is it not?
>>220542562Same w/ my razorcakes...I smell another divisional round exit for >us. And I totally get it if you hate Josh Allen (naturally, as you are a division rival). But I'm starting to grow frustrated with him as well.
>>220542660thought i smelled bussy juice in here..
>>220541966fun fact: no one gives a shit about your posts anyway :)
>>220542904clean your chair
>>220540669her best role, to me
>>220540198Eva Green thread? Eva Green Thread!
>>220542024I'm that freak that made the hour long cum tribute video for her that was on the now dead xhamster.
>>220540198I like it best when she doesn't wear anything.
>>220541997dude, she fought weinstien off.
>>220543984What are you talking about, anon?
>>220544266nothing nothing
>>220541997I bet Weinstein and his fellow Hollyjews wanted her to suck their wrinkly nut sacs but she declined which is why she's rarely in anything these days.
>>220544362actually it's because some leaked messages showed that she hates film crews and calls them peasants so she's more likely really unpleasant to work with
>>220544395She was only referring to the idiot producer of the failed film she was in. They refused to pay her even though it was stipulated in her contract.The leaked messages are regrettable, but we have to understand what she was going through.
>>220544395That's bullshit. She literally had her movie invaded by some producer that wanted to fuck it up, so she ended up trying to pay her own crew with her own money, but the asshole still tried to wreck her shit. So they spun her private messages against him in court and then called her a diva. Read the whole court document bro!
>>220544457Worst part about it was the producer was the same guy who was on Jeepers Creepers reborn. So yeah, Eva Green was right.
>>220544476>She literally had her movie invaded by some producer that wanted to fuck it up, so she ended up trying to pay her own crew with her own money, but the asshole still tried to wreck her shit.What do you mean a producer invaded the film set?
>>220544561They brought some guy one board who was messing up production and the speed at which they were doing the movie. Eva Green did her best to keep it going, but they kept messing it up and cutting corners. That's why she called them peasants because the producer was unprofessional.
>>220544457>but we have to understand what she was going through.Yeah at least 5 guys every night
>>220544457>>220544476>>220544528>>220544561I think it's this guy. He looks strange.
>>220544649She called them peasants because she's Jewish and Jews think goyim are slaves
>>220544663>most generic basic guy to ever exist>he looks strangesince when does eva green have her own dedicated schizo that will spam her pics and insult anyone who opposes her?
>>220544673i forgive her, with my peenus weenus of course
>>220544663Supposedly the directors didn't like him either.
>>220544663Very punchable face.
>>220544673>>/pol/
>>220544663zesty tbqh
>>220544699Ever since I saw Eva in Casino Royale. So calm down, anon.
>>220544699schizos*, there's more than one of us
>>220544699>>220544709I spam her pics, but I don't insult. I think he's rather handsome, no homo, but his actions on set were unprofessional. And you're in an Eva Green nigga, what do you assume is going to happen? Nobody will post pics of her?
>>220544705What's the story with the directors of the failed film?
>>220544770it's all on the court documents. It's pretty public. I read that first before the tabloid spun shit.
>>220544762even worse than I imagined....
>>220544808Qrd please
>>220540198>>220540229>>220541633>>220541186>>220541728She's like a skinnier version of my friend's wife, they look a lot alike in the faceI've unironically seen his wife's tits multiple times, she used to flash everyone whenever we'd get drunk together. my friend also seems to have a unironically cuck fetish
>>220544895you should have sex with him in front of her. women love that
>>220544731Good god she's hot
>>220544863https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Green-v-White-Lantern-judgment-280423.pdfhopefully this will clear her name.
>>220544939Ah, I see you're all reading the truth now, aren't you.
>>220544895What are you waiting for then? Fuck her!
>>220541966Make a thread on /s/
>>220544895If I had access to a fatter version of Eva Green (all women are better when fatter) with a cuck husband I would do something about right away
>>220544918he's also offered me and our other friend blowjobs and is always making gay jokes that he carries really far>>220545180>>220545305I'm married and love my wife but if I wasn't attached believe you me I would nut inside her while my friend ate my ass
>>220541966that was a testyou passed
>>220545351send me her address i'll fuck her and save your marriage bruh
>>220544673Actually, she's 1/2 french, 1/4 swedish, 1/8 spanish and 1/8 sephardi.
juif pute
>>220546409more like pute juif booba in my face
>>220546409>>220544673Go back to Russia.
>>220545305>>220544895Sorry bro, but looking like and being are two different things. I need the original.
>>220545228Made it. Now what?>>>/s/22419359
>>220540198Stop liking evil women
She has very similar facial features & body shape as Margaret Qualley.
>>220548236Evil, you say?
>>220548236 what's so evil about her?
>>220548313her name is literally "evil grin"
>>220540198my favorite beautiful actress princess :)))W Ryder was great, Sharon Stone too. Connelly's fine, but she will still always be the best. For me, it's Eva Green.
>>220540324I'll literally find you and make you regret saying garbage like this. FUCK YOU!!!
>>220548385um...I think it's a derivative of the Biblical name "Eve".
>>220548385Lol
>>220548433...who corrupted Adam.
>>220548433lewd
>>220548556Satan corrupted them.
>>220548585not at all
>>220548593She literally made him eat her fruity apple, probably to the core.
>>220548556actually the opposite, the serpent is the good guy
>>220548593I did
>>220548769Esoteric Occultist please...
>>220548783Go away, the devil does not belong on an Eva Green thread.
>>220540268desu imagine hitting on eva green and youre both 26. I amgine she'd look at me, laugh, and then tell me I wouldnt know what to do with herand shed be right
>>220548859What about now? Still wouldn't?
>>220544918This but unironically, you'd honestly be surprised
many of you won't see it because you have fallen for it, but if there ever was a perfectly seductive, but still uncanny goblin jewess, it is eva greenshe is sometimes really beautiful, but sometimes you can clearly tell she is not humanmaybe she is just a french slut, but i dont think its that, those are undoubtedly still human. for eva green you can clearly tell she is a jew. if you can't, you need to look again and dont think with your dick.
>>220548859>>220548974Casino Royale was 20 years ago.
>>220549097>Casino Royale was 20 years ago.Stop spreading lies.
>>220541186>>220541633>>220541701God, she's beautiful
>>220548901I know how to sex. shes just still way out of my league. if she dates is some business owner or successful artist who can get good dinner reservations
