Start 21:00 CEST>Who will be the winner, /tv/?Let's watch it together here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEIv2qhYAI
>>220542782BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGABANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGABANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA BANGARANGA
UK WINNING!!
>>220542838Will take not in bottom 3 as a winAs long as we get memes, we all win anon
>>220542782Shit like this is why euros seethe so much. This is the crap they have to watch. Fucking A, europe needs to be NUKED
for me, its Bulgaria!
Israel will rig it again.
>>220542869As always, not getting nul point will be a win in my book, not coming bottom is icing on the cake
/int/ has a sticky
>>220542782Where's Russia?
The UK's song is fucking embarrassing.
20 years since ar dazza was robbed
>Who will be the winnerIsrael
/tv/ or /int/ hmm
>>220542967flags plus its already at 400 posts
>>220542967MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
Great, more gays
>>220542924
>>220542945Good. An embarrassing song for an embarrassing competition. We give it exactly what it deserves.
FELICIA ESKETIT
>>220542924They did a naughty inUkraine and aren't allowed
>>220542984It's Eurovision, there's going to be gays.
any trannies this year
>>220542984First time?
Any babes this year?
>>220542782>turns onfirst thing i see is a nigger with a nigger child>turns off
>>220542994>we sucked on purpose because fuck youYou know what? I can respect that. Bless you anon.
Everyone cheering at Israel lol, has to be fake
>>220543024There might even be some in this thread
>>220543047cheering track
Is the YouTube stream not working for anyone else? I'm getting a 'Video unavailable' error.
Delta Goodrem, fucking hell, she must have fallen on hard times
AlBANEia?
>>220543070>>220542782can someone post a stream that works in uk? tried tor browser but it just plays a 40 second trailer using op link
This Austrian guy/girl can actually sing desu
>>220542967obviously /int/ why are you niggas even here
>>220543087Just watch on iplayer lad
>>220543087>can someone post a stream that works in uk?Iplayer retard
>>220543070Very likely. Try to disable hardware acceleration on your browser if it's turned on. Sometimes that can fuck up streams. If it's off then turn it on.
>>220543092Me and /int/ are not on good terms
>>220542782People still watch this slop?
go Bulgaria
>>220543087just use the iplayer
>>220543087I think they've fucking blocked it on YouTube in the UK so we have to use BBC iPlayer
>>220543080
B A N G A R A N G AANGARANGA
The UK has a retard performing
Would
Reminder that the french girl is american (Utah), a mormon and underage.
BULGARIAN BOOBA
>>220543126He's married with three kids, doing something right
Bulgaria has a cute girl! Rooting against the UK for obvious reasons
>>220543126UK is a joke of a country
>>220543126They do that every year
>>220543116Pay your loicense, mate and prove yer ID
>>220543126It's what the competition deserves
Holy moly that Cypriot girl
Look mom no points
What board has the most active eurovision thread?
Would also
>>220542782why dont the trannyjannies just make a general?
>>220542967Esc is an /int/ thing
>>220543160/int/, like always
>>220543161Why doesn't Helen of Troy look like this?
More pretty girls than usual, is Eurovision healing?
Fucking hell, it's Austin Powers
>>220543160/int/ cos of the flags
>>220543191No it’s all fucking boring ballads this year. Not even one good meme entry
Hostess is SEX
>>220543196*Goldmember
GUT EVNIN YURUPP
this seems a bit gay
>>220543160/int/ but it's shit as it moves too quickly
>>220543160The other day I was in the /int/ bread, it was pretty fun.
/int/ is too fastt. boomer
>>220543208Which one
inb4 Israel wins and WW3.
>>220542984BASED Hugo
>>220543241900% boycott if they win, will never happen
>>220543239This one's kinda rough
>>220543241sounds good to me
That bloke looks like the guy off Eurotrash
>>220543258She looks good
>charging to vote>have to give them your bank details
>have to pay to vote on the app
We're team Israel, right? My rupees haven't come through yet, but I'm still all in
>>220543136holy TITS
>>220542924they aren't geographically part of Europe unlike Australia and Israel
>>220543258>>220543275each of those earrings are worth 1.8 millions
>now you can pay us 10 times to vote! lmao
>>220543275please gib plastic bimbo gf
I GOT EUROSONG FEVER TED
This is European culture now? It's actually pretty sad to see, I'm an Irish-American and it's amazing how well America is preserving European culture compared to Europe.
>>220543045that's the victory condition of the competition]averagely bad songs are the worst
>>220543306its global gay culture
>>220543306Ireland refused to participate because muh palestine
HERE WE GO
>>220543306post this on int with a us flag and an image and youll get guarenteed yous
I hate Denmark
last good song that won was Portugalagree?
>>220543337I feel very "Higge" about Denmark (is this right?)
Is performing as your countries Eurovision entry dooming any chance of a career in music? Has any entry gone on to have success afterwards in the past 40 years
do we have a spiritual rammstein contestant this year?
>>220543136>Wouldwoah, bold and controversial
Very homosexual
Bit fruity innit?
>>220543360>a career in musicthe chance is 0% both before and after the competition, so no
>>220543360Eurovision is the only reason Lord of the Dance became a global sensation
>>220543100>>220543104>>220543111>>220543116>>220543149>iplayernot using that, not giving them my email / postcodealso the uk song sucks, fuck any of you who responded that are english
This fellow's nipples are crooked.
baka, sure is a lot of Hugos itt
>>220543325>why aren't they BOWING to Israel like everyone ELSE!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Personally I would find a word that means something rude in another language and integrate it into the song in a big way
Germany looking for those low low scores again to maintain its streak
>>220543390Mate just use a fake email and literally anyones postcode
>>220543390>not using that, not giving them my email / postcodethe governement already knows where you live, how are you going to watch the world cup later this year
She can't sing but she sure is purdy
>>220543383based
bundas plox
>>220543430Hauptsache Alessio geht's gut
I'd eat her asshole
Didn't know krauts had bundas like that
>>220543381No unfortunately
I can sing better than these harlots
on the one hand this song is really annoying. but on the other hand she has a great ass
>>220543460She looks a bit Turkish
Big germanic nose
Can't sing but bang tidy.
Maybe Germans aren’t so bad after all?
>>220543468Disagree, it's a completely inoffensive pop bop
That sudden extreme zoom in that ended just as a abruptly made me laugh for some reason
If you could have one contestant from this year go to the toilet on you, who would it be?Also, one or two (or both)?
holy fuck what an big ass
how exactly are Israel dispelling the antisemitic trope that they're "a minority that doesn't quite belong and controls everything" by doing... exactly that at every turn?even in pathetic music festivals.
jew jitsu
Business idea: straight eurovision
Hauptsache Alessio geht's gut
>>220543469Why Germany have so many Turks?
buu israelbuu
>>220543463win stolen cha cha cha
BOOOOO!BOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>sings in HebrewPredictable
>>220543512ΒΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ
only watching in hopes of some shit going down ..
>fake cheering piped in for the broadcastlol
>silencing the audiencelmao
>>220543521>>220543529>>220543537grow up
>nothing pop songGee I wonder if it will get 400 points
>audience dead>only shows the few israel fans
>>220543549Shalom brother
Here we have the reason we're missing like six stalwart participants this year.
inb4 21st in the jury vote and 2nd after the public's vote.
>>220543582The "public"
>no stage invasionDisappointing
>>220542782Yuropoors actually listen to this garbage.
Just checked on Grok and it says the Bulgarian singer has D cups
>Iceland, Ireland, the Netherlands, Slovenia, and Spain have opted not to participate in protest at Israel's inclusion
>>220543611Blown up by the iron dome
>>220543611Israel literally sent their secret service to protect the guy and dancers 24/7. Ain't nobody making past them. They beat the shit out of some protestor during the semi final.
>>220543625it just increases the chances of an Israel win.
If this comes above UK I will be very upset. Yes our song is shit, but at least our retard can sing
>performance with fifty thousand confetti pieces to clean up in the one minute before the next songVery inconsiderate
If Israel are in then Russia should be allowed to enter tbqh
>>220543622proooofs?
>>220543625Good for them
A hag and a bunch of nogs, now that's the future of Europe
>>220543622Why does she look a bit Muslim?
>>220543661Israel didn't invade another competitor
>>220543676Does she?
Belgium song kinds grows on you
>>220542782Where the fuck is Russia? Why is Israel still there?
>Keep dancing on the oicex80
>>220543676whe doesnt?
>>220543676Bulgarians are swarthy gippos
>>220543661Russia started a war
These intro clips look really bad, wtf
KINO
big mother is watching
>>220543661Stop being a fag, Abdullah
>MOMMY WHY YOU DIE?????why are balkanoids like this?
Just got in, has Bulgaria been on yet?
>>220543740why is this the only song that is subbed?
My (heavily pregnant, baby due in last week of July) missus is raging at me perving over the Bulgarian and German singers
>>22054374912
>>220543752He requested it be subbed, it's part of his performance
mamakino
REPLACE KEBAB
>>220543740Time for the two minute bate
>>220543763Ah good thanks lad
>>220543717Nigga are you stupid? Israel just attacked Iran.
At what age to Eastern European women stop looking like hotties and start looking like that guy’s mother?
>>220542782I always hear about this too late to get into it
>>220543782Maria Abromovič?
>>22054380930
This is boring without Russia,
wtf is zoop
They named a country after a musical?
i like it, not fully gay, but fuck albanians
>what ever the opposite of chemistry is, that's what they've got
>>220543782>>220543817irene pappas?
>>220543820Is there a way to slow the process?
>>220543782>Alpha, recruit a team of Albanians with mommy issues
>>220543840No, kill and replace them
BEST SO FAR
>>220543835I’ve only just started watching, what’s the beef between them two lol
>>220543822Russian songs always sucked balls and only other slavshit nations voted for them.
Europapa! Europapa!
someone shoot him please
I think we've got our winner right here.
Greece continuing to live 20 years behind the rest of us
>>220543817
Reddit song
Oh no it's a meme entry and not a funny one
>>220543849Nothing, Graham just doesn't like them lol
Bring me lasagne
>>220543817PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
why did the albanian song have subtitles but nothing else does?
>>220543867this does seem extremely 2008
lol so randum xD
Greece what are you doing? Aiming for the <10 year olds I guess.
Waiting for the winner
>>220543884>he already dislikes them and he's not even several pints in yet
>>220543892albanian is a rather obscure language that no one else in europe speaks
The youtube feed has no commentary, where's the one with Norton?
>feet
Yeah if you're going to do le wacky reddit song, at least be either funny or catchy. That was just straight shit.
>>220543388That was just the half time show though, funny that the throwaway intermission act mogged every other entry act ever entered (ABBA excluded)
BANGARANGA
>>220543914BBC iplayer, use a VPN if you're a foreigner
When was the last time a ballad even won?
>gay kids watching eurovision on robloxChristmas came early for groomers
Now you know why Putin wants to end Ukraine
Why do young women ruin their skin with tattoos?
Sissy Spacek + Amanda Seyfried
>>220543941That Portuguese fella with the heart attack issues
>>220543950Bro she already did a number on her face, I wouldn't worry about the ink.
>>220543935vpns dont work because they can tell when the same ip uses it. Im just gonna watch the snark afterward when its on the torrent sites
>>220543950Everyone loves tattoos now. I have no fucking clue why. I could at least understand if it was some deeply personal shit you want immortalized on your skin or something but in 98% of all cases it's just shitty corpo branding they'll regret later.
I actually quite like this hohol entry
it just ain't what it used to be, atleast i'm druk and watching 24h nurburgring instead of this kikeshit
>slava ukraineof course
>>220543950TIDDIES
>>220543971>Everyone loves tattoos nowTattoos are in decline. They were a big millennial thing but younger people definitely aren't getting them as much
>>220543193would with the fury of a thousand suns
>>220543817Big Mother
>fairy tail was 17 years agofuck
Why does this look like AI slop?
I want to fuck fairytale's boipussy
>>220544011Because it is
Cheap cgi
>>220544011Because you're stupid
>>220544011She's bogged beyond belief
Hugo on the telly
>>220544011It doesn't. It looks like budget G.
>>220544043hugo is the boss!!!
Someone explain the hugo meme
>Australia I thought the host was last?
Fackin' Aussies
>>220544062hugo was popular tv game where people called in to tv show to control the character hugo
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
AUSTRALIA SHOULDN'T BE IN EUROVISION
>>220543998Call in if yer mam's heavy you win a CD
Bring back the milkshake man
BAN BALLADS FROM EUROVISION
{Neighbours theme intesifies}
holy shit she is so much better tonight than she was two days ago
>>220544062During the second semi final Hugo went full schizo and accused Eurovision of being overrun by gays. The host then humbled him by saying this is nonsense and that straight people run this shit. This is not a meme answer, this is literally what happened
this is the winner
Are there some hotties at least? Last year had some cracking good ones.
ONE TOUCH ONE SNIFF
>>220544124I understand.Who is Hugo?
Time for some sovlful screamo lads
Goddamn, even the Serbian entry is gay
To Terry ;_;
>>220544139this guy>>220542984. He appears during educational skits this year
Lithuania needs to win
Best one yet
He's got Madonna's tits on his shoulders
Winter is coming I guess
>>220544124the answer was ironic, bottomline was that eurovision had always been gay even when people werent out of the closet
If you're going the rock route do not have a fruity looking singer.
>we have Lordi at home
>>220544132The German was pure SEX
>>220544190Now there was a worthy winner
lmao the shaking camera
I can't believe they got Sleep Token to perform
Second phase of the boss fight
The song is nice but the singer's voice is shit
He screams at an annoying tone. If you're gonna scream you need to sound cool.
Aw shit. Metalcore.
EUROPE SCREAM WITH ME
YUROP SKRIM WITH ME
servians with the tryhard cringe
Apparently there’s a Gentleman’s Agreement that if Australia win it is hosted in either the UK or Ireland
>>220544224yeah he doesnt have the voice for this the keyboard guy was carrying him
>Maltese cowboySo not a real cowboy then
At least those Serbs did something different instead of a fucking ballad or girlboss pop
>>220544248UK and Germany always backup host, we did it when Ukraine won and would end up doing it again for Aus
>>220544193
>>220544248nippal
>>220544248Yookay always winning
>>220544193aye
>>220544248Yes, or whoever comes second
>man singing
>>220544277Kino episode
This is actually a comfy song
>>220544306>>220544306
Bond theme shit
>bella>you don't understanda
>brokeback malta
That is one lanky motherfucker. I thought the Netherlands didn't enter
Uh oh
zzz
For the record:>GayAllowed, encouraged even>HomosexualLeave that shit at home next time
>barefoot on stageDisgusting.
man, all those songs are forgettable slop with mediocre singers
I’m not impressed that a professional singer can hold a note and I feel like a lot of Eurovision acts think I should be
BANGARANGA FEET
>>220544431The juries love someone holding a high note
Oh lmao, I thought all that camera shit was an intentional effect
>>220542782>CESTthe fuck is this shit
Skrillex did it better
The Bulgarian singer’s breasts are too big
>>220544430first time watcher?
>>220544463I thought they paused it cos you could see the other cameraman in shot
T I T SITS
tits and angabangaring them around, automatically better
those are some nice bangarangas lads
>>220544459Is it normal to wish an act would drop dead on stage? This is awful
>>220544473gay
BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA BANGARA
What the fuck is this apart from tits
>big tits>jumping>actual beat (even if it is basic)Top 3 for sure
actual semen demon entry
This guy sounds like he's just talking.
Bangararara
Literally just a music video, can't even tell it's on the stage
I don't care for her face.
Ungabunga
Thank fuck that’s over
I have not idea why, but this big titted slavic thot sperging around on stage kinda does it for me
Boobies
>>220544509beat drop
>>220544430You'll get one or two decent songs per year and that's if you're very lucky, otherwise it's just generic slop, always has been
>>220544514That's my thinking, only song that's memorable AND big jugs (but odd face)
Bit odd to make a song called ‘Ungabunga’ but fair play
She looks like she has downs syndrome
>>220544546>slavic
Bangaranga, more like boingboing
bang her armpit
WITCHES
Another going for the faux-folk styleAlways seems to be one each year now
These Croatian girls are wife material. Reject boobaranga
wait, is she really floating? how are they doing this?
DARK SOULS BOSS MUSIC
!
Oh nice, Temu Witcher 3
>>220544592It's Yugoslavia what did you expect?
This sounds so familiar, but I can't place it
>>220544576she literally is
If I find a Bulgarian woman and mate with her, does it count as miscegenation?Or are Bulgarians white?
>>220544601Pagan blood sorcery
Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble
This Witcher 4 trailer is neat but when do we get back to the song contest?
mfw Pagan filth is on my screen
SEXOOO
This is some game awards shit
Kino Croatia
>>220544597Youd wake up on a stone slab with them about to rutually cut off your dick with a blunt stone knife
Get me some webms of these witches, stat
>>220544642thats the first thing i thought like a trailer cosplay bullshit from ubisoft
I don’t think it’s fair that the Eastern Europeans keep sending busty, attractive, fertile young women to this contest
>didn't disappear into mist at the end of the song
ethnic folk still reigns supreme
YOOKAYVOTE RESTORE
>>220544652>Ah well
>>220544601Satanic black magic. Real sick shit.
Seriously?
>>220544672Always gay when they have a vibe then suddenly snap out of and start smiling and shout "THANK YOU EUROPE"
We're sorryWe're so sorryThey don't let the public vote for the British song anymore, it's picked by secret commiteeIt's not our fault
what the fuck mate
Going for the 0 point run again huh UK?
fucking hell this is dire
UKBROS OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHA
>two meme entries in one yearbrave
What the fuck were the bongs thinkingI thought Germany was fuckawful as always but they are somehow worse
Bold choice for us to send someone who can't sing, dance, or have nice boobies
>less audience noise than Israel
>>220544707in britain....they call them mates!
Idles but happy
I will PAY you MONEY to kill this man on stage live and with a scimitar.
WORK SUCKSFUCK YOU DAD I AM GOING TO BE A BIGTIME MUSICIAN
zero pøints incoming
Look mum no points
lmao UK,at least were not gonna be last
>>220544743UK has to be doing it on purpose at this point right
>>220544733Heh
>>220544739She left me roses by the stairs
LMAO those shots of the crowd, nobody was into it
Best act UK has sent in literal years
You are no real Eins Zwei Drei
>>220544772Jim Sterling?
>>220544747Whos we? There are no flags here
>>220544761Miserable eurocunts. Brexit means Brexit
france>mystery meat girl with dreadsits worse than the US now
Prefer these fun entries over our serious ones
>>220544747It doesnt need to be the worst for the uk to finish last/ nil point
>>220544790Anyone.
>>220544790germany obviously
Why does the UK never send big titty women to the contest?
>>220544802she's american tho
>>220544803I don't mind a meme entry. But they have to be good memes. That was just stupid.
atleast mystery meat here can sing
Which colony are her parents from? She doesn't look Algerian
>>220544831She can’t pop operatics arent impressive
Fellas calm down she’s 17
Fifth element vibes
>Rigby was born to Mormon parents Micah and Martine Rigby, the latter of whom immigrated to France from the Democratic Republic of the Congo.Having spent her childhood in the United States, Rigby began singing at an early age. FRAUD
French has been sending good song for years now but when was the last time they won?
>>220544832>Rigby was born to Mormon parents Micah and Martine Rigby, the latter of whom immigrated to France from the Democratic Republic of the Congo
Leona Louis
>>220544631They are literally singing about the oppression of Catholic women by the Muslims, retard. The tattoos they are emulating are catholic symbols
>>220544845The Swiss snagged Celine Dipon, the francophones have no sense of honour or national pride
>>220544842out of ten
Missed those top two notes
>>220544789it's Stefanie, chud
Liked the Les Mis vibes
I'm glad it's over.
Not enough funnies this year, I'm just looking at images I saved last year now
Archetypes this year:- Woman hitting opera high notes- Sexy but innocent son-in-law romantic song- Computer/90s meme musicThe only thing that stood out for me so far were the nuns (Croatia, I guess?) because I expected an Elden Ring boss to spawn.
>>220544860>singing about the oppression of Catholic women by the Muslimsbased. croatia is even better now in my eyes.
>>220544845Mormony Rigby
>>220544853>La ona Louis(Very good though)
>>220544860andromeda is a pagan myth and unchristian this is literally demonic
NEW >>220544890>>220544890>>220544890
>>220544883why does her head look like a giant mask?
should i watch the loli esc then?
Hey now we're talkin'
>>220544884Serbs sending screamo was different. But the judges don’t want different. That year Ireland sent that girl to summon a demon on stage was wild and she got almost no points
>>220544884The best one was the zoomer bangaranga girl
>loli eurovision>weeb eurovision
>>220544900I guess we can never ever reference anything story that is told before 0 B.C. ever again
go to int, int has actual posts
>>220545204im not some kind of sleazy board traitor like you
